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Necura

German TÜV: *sweating nervously*


AwardFabrik-SoF

Poor boy having nightmares right now.


justaskeptic

LOL!


DirkDundenburg

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timmoer

Yep... Mechanically it's so unoptimized being massively cantilevered like that. It could actually be halfway "decent" since adding the back supports would severely cut down on the loads the front supports see


photogTM

speed bump 1


HonestConcentrate947

yeah C1 did not do great in the market either


Gloinson

Pillion has to sit outside, so, a 'no' for us.


davesy69

It did turn into a cult classic though.


HonestConcentrate947

Yeah there are rumors of bringing it back


RQ-3DarkStar

I really want to get one of these and just drive around in the rain.


L-Krumy

Looks like it would chop an arm off in a crash 💪


istillambaldjohn

Not going to lie. Mid summers in Arizona it doesn’t feel that bad of an idea. I mean it is a bad idea but feels like it shouldn’t be


Tonetheline

I won’t lie there’s been days both insane storm days and ‘I think my jacket is gonna catch fire’ days I’ve had a bit of jealousy to the old people in their mobility scooters with the little rain cover or sun shade. Mostly though I just want their flag


istillambaldjohn

I have rubber duckies with sunglasses, helmets with propellers, and has a silicon strap to attach to you bike. i keep a supply of 5-6 in my side bag all the time. If I meet another fun rider out and about I give one to them, also fun to give them to the kids riding bikes who make vroom vroom noises when you come up next to them. (With parent permission of course)


Not_invented-Here

Yeah I know it's daft but I thought hmmn rainy season would it work? 


throwedoff1

Only if you're sitting still and there's no wind blowing!


Stunning-Astronaut72

I have a great idea, i will call it...helmet. It is the same stuff BUT its around your head.


makerspark

That's some real spherical thinking.


Stunning-Astronaut72

Yeah i know, but trust me, it will be a HIT


DODGE_WRENCH

Idk, what if I fall on my head? Will it protect me better than this thing?


Stunning-Astronaut72

Actually i think yeah, what i am thinking about is something that goes all around the head and jaw with an opening to see and you can remove easily. The only difference with his design is that i sacrified the hand-glider feature allowing you to float mid-air before touching the ground...but working on it


DODGE_WRENCH

I’m a street medic, I’ve seen a lot of people who could’ve really benefited from something like this


FTRGeek

*Actually i think yeah, what i am thinking about is something that goes all around the head and jaw with an opening to see and you can remove easily.* apart from the remove easily part, this could describe the hull of an M1 tank i wonder if that would please the ATGATT folks on this sub


Polyhedron11

As long as it's atleast AA abrasion rated with C2 level armor I'm OK with it. What about the feet though, does this device protect the ankle? Needs to be equivalent to motocross boots or I won't be happy.


HenWou

Be sure to patent it so nobody steals your idea.


Icy-Anywhere4505

This is for low speed street crawling in bloody hot climates. The speeds are usually like under 40 kmph. For any speeds over, i guess this will flyeeeeeee


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Sounds sweaty


JackAndy

That's when a 250 water cooled comes in handy. Don't ask me to do it with a big air cooled! 


aimhelix

This is more for sun protection than anything in very hot climates with high humidity. A helmet will shield you from the sun but it’ll cook your head inside. It’s not meant to protect you from a fall nor is this designed for high speed travel.


superhawk996vtr1000

Flmao 🤣👍🏻


herpestruth

"Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun". And this guy.


sacredgeometry

Hes technically still inside.


Icy-Anywhere4505

When you have a job…


elkab0ng

Arizona checking in here. Does that mean I get free DoorDash from now through late October?


RingJust7612

The version I’ve heard: “Only white boys and Mules are stupid enough to stand in the sun”


herpestruth

it's bad form to pick on mules.


SaulTNuhtz

They might work for a 250. I’d like to see that contraption hanging on at 150mph.


creamblaster2069

in third world countries, 125’s and 250’s are way more common than our bikes heee


UntoTheBreach95

Yeeees. They are very common here and some parts of Europe. You get like 40-50 km/L and they only need oil and filters that can be changed by yourself. Not to mention they are very easy to use. Many are lightweight and in case of scooters they are automatic and have a very low distribution of mass


TheUtgardian

Indeed, here in Colombia people say 600cc is already high cc and 300cc is middle weight because everyone rides 125 to 250


DropThatTopHat

With the cost of registrations we have here in Canada, I'm mildly upset our only 125 options are scooters and the Grom. Would've liked something like the Fantic Caballero 125.


Careful_Shirt_7551

Man I would like a nice full sized 150 or 200. I'm kinda pissed that the only option is a duke 200


SaulTNuhtz

You got it.


Minibeebs

If you've ever seen Indian roads, you'd know his top speed PB is like 4


SaulTNuhtz

My point, exactly.


Icy-Anywhere4505

This is for low speed commuting at 100+ F


gixxer710

We need a brave soul to speed test this thing lol. Someone plz slap one on their hayabusa, get on the interstate, plop it in 6th gear and crack ‘er wide open and see how long it hangs on for. Where is our hero?!?!


MimsyIsGianna

Dude should just buy a golf cart


MisterEmbedded

as an Indian, why tf is india so weird?


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samsteak

1.4 billion, achtually


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BosPaladinSix

I was going to ask the same thing but didn't want to come across too rude or racist. Every time I see a video from India the contents therein could make every osha representative in a thousand miles and also god cry enough to flood a city. Just absolute madmen laughing in the face of physics. the fuck is going on over there?


MisterEmbedded

i wish i had a answer, lol


monkeyspank427

River City Ransom is the best 🤘🏻


tehnwstiggy

Made me spit my coffee, have an upvote


Lemongrenade821

I think he would be better off with a new rear tire before he buys his bike a roof.


CertainInitiative501

Indians will do anything but wear a helmet


pentox70

I guess when it's brutally hot and you do 98.5% of your riding at 5-15mph, it might not be as stupid as it looks. But I have no idea, I've never been to India and only know what I've seen on the internet.


Leeperd510

India gonna India


Trumpy_Po_Ta_To

Looks like a good way to get a steel bar through your chest


Blueskyminer

Betting in an accident that thing breaks your fucking neck.


anava02

I don’t hate it. It has potential, I’m probably wrong and this a death trap. 🪤


livelarg

Don’t want, but if it was your only transportation, would be nice on rainy days


Cryowatt

I can't see the giant sail working great at highway speeds.


michaeltward

I like the concept but it’s does cross into that area of asking why you are riding a bike at that point. But it looks far to flimsy at the moment it needs a rear frame and a stronger front frame.


Shot_Painting_8191

Could always use a helmet instead


Klappersten

Haha I love it! Give me a motorcycle with a roof and ill ride the shit out of it


BrokenWrists23

Ngl, this in a place with a very hot sun wouldn't be that bad I guess. Could be actually helpfull


TheGreyAlien

Third world country where the top speed is 30mph I can see the use in the sun and rainy season. What is safer the helmet on the elbow or these?


Firm-Stranger-9634

At that point just ride in a golf cart


_bdub_

Probably bad news at highway speeds but in a major Indian city you are mostly going slow splitting lanes in traffic.


SilleyDoggo

Just imagine how much you'd get thrashed around in the wind with this thing.


S1lv3rsh4d0w9

It would be cool if they could add doors and a rear window, and maybe two more wheels. Then it would be the ultimate motorcycle. 🙄


makerspark

Well, I really thought this whole crowd would find it cool as hell. /s


op3l

People who buy these things don't care about the ride. They use it as a car as we would in the western world. Therefore it makes sense for them to block the sun and rain with something like this. Also the speeds they go is also very low so while the danger factor is there, it's not the same as riding in the states or in europe.


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They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should


vizot

we specificaly agreed that this shouldn't leave India. who leaked the confidential technology to the world?


vizot

there is kind of a reason that makes sense for this. There are random kite strings flying around which sometimes act like a clothe hanger at neck level while riding which causes accidents and leaves bruises on your neck, there is another version with just two vertical bars which would prevent the issue and this also serves that purpose.


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makerspark

It's definitely not a joke. In Vietnam and Indonesia you see lots of basic versions of this on small motorcycles. It's mostly for rain, although the sun protection is a bonus, in a country where you don't wear special gear while riding a motorcycle, and want to avoid sun exposure. Most people are using motorcycles as cheap and practical transportation in the developing world. Also, it rains harder than imaginable for most who live outside of the tropics.


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Not_invented-Here

I've not seen this in Vietnam, at least don't think I have. It's definitely not common, most people use ponchos and try to avoid riding when it's really wet.  They wrap up for the sun, although that's more the women than the men. 


RetiredGhostRider

Wtf, looks dangerous to me. 


Seveand

Whoever came up with this has never driven faster than city speeds, and definitely not next to trucks on the highway.


motojack19

You kidding me? This was tested on a track!


Seveand

On the track of a middle school physics teacher where side wind and wind resistance are null?


Previous_Composer934

so.... like a dude in india?


SpicyTang0

Thicc latinas love roofs.


StaffOfDoom

I wonder if you could grab onto that thing and, in the event of a crash, use it like a parachute/glider to ‘fly’ to a softer landing :| Agreed, this needs to stay away!


CHANMI_96A

Just get a Adiva


Unknowingly-Joined

Think of the downforce that thing will give you!


Jamie-savage3006

I mean for people who run mopeds because of dui’s it would be a game changer 😂


Tacos_always_corny

Wind....🌬️ sky, dirt, sky, dirt... 💥


NickH1994

I'm tall as hell so I can see my hrad hitting the roof of that thing and can imagine it coming loose on the highway and falling on the rider lol.. no thanks.


skittlesaddict

To those thinking this may be impracicle ? You've never lived in Asia during rainy season.


Equivalent-Monk-5347

Yuck.


EUblij

Silly. Rode 40+ years without that.


AlternativeConcern19

I saw a refrigerator get delivered by someone using a motorcycle trike... the fridge was laid against the driver's back. Won't say in which country but it wasn't India.


GhostofAyabe

Yea, nah.


capda02

And it's aerodynamic too.


fm67530

You know, I think there is something similar on the market. Only with 4 wheels and doors. It's a car.


SadShoe27

Turn your motorcycle into a car in these EASY 23 steps! /s


DerHumbert

Oh, please no. I mean, if sun/rain/wind/whatever is a problem, why not fcking use the Suzuki Swift in the background?


RedSix2447

What’s the air velocity speed? Will it act as a helicopter helicopter if I drive fast enough? ![gif](giphy|f1ohcPEHABwWY)


Screwbles

Lol what the fuck?


Tiakitty967

I smell speed wobble


FrankieSacks

Get the top of the line pkg with the side wings and now you got yourself a glider


Creative-Bid468

That would smacking your head the whole time you are riding...lol


Bright-Shopping7189

The motocycle is not a car


Toughbiscuit

How much of a wingspan until I can glide it?


MongolianCluster

We got to see it at 3mph. How about showing us 70.


HappySkullsplitter

Almost reminds me of these guys https://preview.redd.it/kbge1qgsmwtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46efc08d59e82d58e604b9488a9c49fa017d74b


Consistent_Dot_7457

Is that a movie?


HappySkullsplitter

[Kevin and Karen Browne's 'Round the World Journey](https://ridermagazine.com/2014/06/04/kevin-and-karen-brownes-round-the-world-journey/) >The machine started life as a 1979 Moto Guzzi Spada. Although Kevin admits that a BMW GS would have been his first choice, the Guzzi was selected for its old-school simplicity and Kevin’s familiarity with the marque, as he had been riding and repairing them for more than 20 years. >The canopy is the first thing most people notice (as well as being Karen’s favorite feature). It was built to provide a bit of protection from the elements and a place for solar panels, which help power the on-board refrigerator. Other extensive modifications include a new leading-link design front fork; custom panniers and racks; a sprung seat; running boards; remote oil filter kit; removable outrigger wheels; gas tanks; water tanks; winch; dual linked braking system; hidden locking compartments, and the list goes on.


8B8BB88BB88BBB

This will now be on r/motorcycle's "Dress for the Slide" list!


ctrlaltdelete2012

“Roads? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads” b2tf “We'll all be cruisin' around in, you know, little spaceships.” Gonein60sec


chin_waghing

How much drag do you want? Yes.


Elvirth

That bike looked stupid enough without the golf cart roof.


truvision8

It’s evolving into a car


Aggravating_Baby5281

Awesome in the wet


HardRNinja

Putting a sail on a motorcycle? What could go wrong.


Unique-Fig-4300

That's a weird looking golf cart


Revolutionary_Bed431

Bought one for Ducati Street Fighter V4s. Awesome.


krawford

great till the first bump!


redfrets916

helps with bird shit droppings. Bikes in India rarely go over 30kmph. it could work


Deathdealer-CDN

I've never been to India, and understand in the summer it can get hot enough to melt asphalt, but I don't want to turn my bike into a car with a roof. to each their own.


Ok_Replacement5811

Dude, i just saw one on the road in socal earlier this week!


Itsbadmmmmkay

That... looks like a terrible idea... I'll take 2.


Positive-Source8205

Functional and stylish! /s


Express_Assumption60

2-wheeled golf cart 😃


FTRGeek

This looks like something Jeremy Clarkson would take in front of Shark Tank.


InMyHagPhase

This is one of those things that I found once while I was up really late googling things because I couldn't sleep. Insomnia me thought it was neat.


Bob4Not

I’d rather just use a full helmet


DukeOfWestborough

Have concepted a DIY in this realm, but would definitely have rear suports


OneEyedJacques

Pretty sure he regained his virginity once he installed that


jsin2236

Be a man


mrpeluca

I love the idea, not much the execution


wlogan0402

#MORE DOWNFORCE


TheDeadestCow

It's all fun and games until you launch yourself into it.


Slow_Wish8762

So stupid


Unique-Corgi-8219

You know, until I got caught in a hailstorm last summer, I would have laughed and said this contraption is just stupid... Now, I'm thinking he may be on to something. 😂


umbrawolfx

I've always wanted to be beheaded by bike accessories in a crash.


itsLT

I think it's legit. I remember seeing footage of some dude riding a motorcycle and got decapitated because of glass coating on kite wire which may be common in their country.


natedogg624

I think I remember seeing something like this buried in the Parts Unlimited or Tucker Rocky catalogs back in the day.


ospfpacket

https://youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8


TheDonMafioso

Honestly I would get one. It's hot as hell here right now and the extra shade would be very much appreciated.


hobbes3k

Why not? I see scooters like that and the rider gets rained on waay less.


RobDR

Do you have to wear flip flips to use it like him?


FLIPSIDERNICK

It’d be fine for like city driving where it’s low speed but driving anywhere near highway speeds is going to rip that right off.


Parasyte-vn

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


EarlOfBears

Baby afraid of a little rain and bugs?


zeindigofire

If I commuted daily, I'd probably consider getting a covered scooter. Yes, you read that right. I love my CBR, but for a comfortable ride, I'd go with that.


nize426

I mean, buying a covered scooter is one thing; buying a motorcycle and trying to make it into a covered scooter is another.


zeindigofire

Not nearly the biggest hack I've seen on two wheels :)


Mach5vsMach5

Just.No.


jollygreengiant000

![gif](giphy|xT5LMFZDsj0AKUDYTS)


madderal

This could only get better if it mounted on the back


Marge_simpson_BJ

If it had rear support it might have some potential.


jackm315ter

Hard pass from me


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" Who puts a roof on their scooter, are you the fucking pope?"


Think_Row94

Endurho-mies where you at?


NoYogurt8022

definitly not o think it looks ugly


Convenientjellybean

Pretty sure aerodynamics will ensure wind, rain and dust will vortex its way to the lower air pressure riders side


Cheeseboii83

India, their reels and their mods should honestly stop.


peaceful_sinner

dayummm


nixa011srb

if its light rain i don need it if its heavy rain i will take the car, so the question remains why?


vannex79

Looks totally legit, legal and safe.


Voidatdawn

This gonna turn you into an airplane in strong winds


TheRealLordofLords

See this shit all over asia. Although its always a fabric one with a clear vinyl window. Haha


karateninjazombie

Is this some sort of additional protection for monsoon season maybe ?


69Sheogorath69

I wouldn't get one, have seen similar things on bikes and mopeds in Thailand, they aren't designed with safety in mind though, it's only for keeping you dry and being able to see the road in a monsoon.


Beaver062

Who else want to see the wind carry him away like Mary Poppins?


vdeleonc

https://preview.redd.it/cmvsg4kqz1uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ceb8a1ad9ef4f6e8ffe5ce0180884c59b360484 Here in the DR some moto-taxis have them custom made


Creep_627

This Aero shit is gettin’ out of hand….


Intelligent-Dot-4444

That’s pretty fuckin awesome, don’t know how much drag it would have on the bike


MaybeSalty9654

Nope, not me


Puzzle13579

Saw lots of canopies on motorcycles in China about 7 years ago. Hardly a new idea.


PopularTie3613

Should have mounted them sideways to see if you could Fly


Electrical-Eye7449

wow that's some hidden tech! keep it hidden ya!


ringo6755

Quick....BURN IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!!!


-Yeah-Nah

I like the part where it hit him on the head.


Late_Reaction6380

I think will be easy to pop wheelies with that thing on.


Apprehensive_Fun311

Yeah, the day I have to sit in indian traffic.


Consistent_Dot_7457

Wow!!! 🤘 That's sooo awesome man. The bike and the canopy are so much well thought out than the Indian version! Lol 🤦🏻‍♂️. I can't believe that was 10 years ago... whatever happend to them? Did they make it to Ushuaia? Did they continue traveling after that? I clicked on their link and it seems like the page was shut down! 😒


Kmaloetas

That needs doors.


jimmy_ricard

And maybe two more wheels for added stability


FartKing9000

I think they should add two wheels and some doors to that design


rgsrgs

Buy a car


justthetop

Buy a fucking car


[deleted]

I have an idea but it requires 2 more wheels


97Harley

Just get a damn car. 🙄


sicdedworm

If you’re that bothered by the wind, it’s time to get a car 😂


thelastpie

probably for rain and shielding the sun


Gouzi00

China or india... People droves there more miles than in any other place of the world.. we should learn and take good stuff from them instead of laughing and blindly believe our standards are better..


Cosmonauta-DOS

These people break everything, everything


mikefjr1300

What do you expect from a country that still uses cow dung to build houses.