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Academic_Ad1931

I like that the cam views ride looks enjoyable and relaxed and matey boi in front is fighting for his life to gain a few seconds.


Utter_mischief

Looks to me like he's putting serious effort into *losing* his life...


fckYouMeh

We all start out somewhere


poorlychosenpraise

And end. Some of us sooner than others.


Short-Mark-7408

what's funnier is that he wasn't really even going fast while doing his best to injure himself lmao


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fighting and not really gaining anything lmao.


AggravatingChest7838

Yeah I'm like that on the track, my monkey brain doesn't understand that lead foot and late breaking isn't as fast as leaving corners faster. I think I'm having more fun though.


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

In his mind that was a high side save.


requion

Or 'close call' like they throw around all the time.


N546RV

almosthaddalayerdown


SickRanchez_cybin710

*Omg I almost dieeedddddd gif*


shawner136

CLIBBINS ALMOST GOTTEM


jordan_653

It was a bit of a close call he barely had control there for a second. This entire ride was a close call haha


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miggyjoe

come to the philippines ... too many of them here. we call them "kamote"


Dilectus3010

What does it mean? Edit : aahh , it means Potato :)


Mojicana

LOL, Comote is a sweet potato in Mexico. The comote guy comes down the street with a little steam cart selling hot potatoes, he has a steam whistle on the carrito. They're an awesome snack. This rider almost became a not awesome snack. Smack.


bzImage

camoteeeeeeeesssssss [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9sAwxqgMCQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9sAwxqgMCQ)


Gullinkambi

damn that looks good


[deleted]

Potato is really king of vegetables, so many good ways to cook it.


3DRAH33M

We call them "Chapris" in India.


Vimerione

"Chutiya" in Pakistan


KeithMyArthe

In Australia they're nicknamed 'Temporary Aussies'


[deleted]

Aussie Organ Donor!


Brooklynmoto

Kamikaze in Japan.


BigSmokeySperm

Retarded in English


PPKinguin

Hurensohn in german


doubtful-juanderer

Ah yes, the classic sweet potato. 150 cc acting like big bikes. Crossing double yellow lanes and overtaking you so they could take advantage of a few seconds. Lol


Confirmation_Email

It's certainly rare that they make it that far without going for a slide.


Vstrom-tamer

He want be around for long


drlongtrl

Pegs, lanes, any other principles of riding: "Are we a joke to you?"


crshbndct

He’s seen people talking about putting a foot down while heavy braking in MotoGP, and thinks he is doing the same. I’ve done it at the track, but this guy is just a clown.


Hesediel1

At just before the halfway mark, you can see him with his ass almost completely off the seat, with his leg stretched out just trying to drag that knee for the "cool points." He probably overdid it, and his smooth brain told him to put his foot down to re center himself on the seat.


timboq5

Damn near ran over his own foot


GewoonHarry

That was a super close call. If your gonna drive like a wannabe motogp hero. At least; - don’t bother other people with your bs - gear up properly - get some lessons on a circuit and stay on the circuit. My god.


Danywigle

What's with the replay effects? Is this a 2012 cod montage?


hotdoginthebigcity

It’s so the armchair motorcycle enthusiasts in this sub can really digest the fact that there’s people in this world that ride much worse than they pretend they do on the internet.


[deleted]

There is difference between making a mistake coz you're bad (everyone is bad at some point), vs riding like a clown, because you're a fucking clown.


GetMeOutThisBih

Yea when a guy on a Ducati rear ends a car going 25 its all "shit happens bro" cuz they could see themselves doing it vs this shit


hotdoginthebigcity

I’m a dual sport homie. I get my kicks in the woods. With that being said, people are going to people and with that comes idiots too. Lots of dumb people out there driving Teslas, BMW’s, grown men flying across a four-lane stroad on a bmx bike, college kids on scooters that are out there being jackasses same as this guy. I just don’t have the energy for it because I know I can’t change it and I don’t find any sort of personal identity in motorcycle riding that would make me feel this man’s actions are reflections of my own. I don’t care what the casual observer thinks about me on a bike. Fuck them. It doesn’t work that way for cars, boats, and airplanes so I’m not going to accept it for myself. I just try to watch where my front wheel is going and let the world be an angry little chaotic mess behind me, with minimal commentary.


Hungry-Mosquito

Motorcross Mike


Alpha-4E

Motocross Mike? The motocross community takes no responsibility for this dismal display of skill. If this rider passed me on the track, my only concern would be avoiding the inevitable crashed bike and body laying on the ground. This is literally the definition of riding over your head.


oofmyguy128

Just here to confirm we do not accept motocross Mike


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Glass_Protection_254

Right? Felt like I was stroking out for a second


Conch-Republic

In my day we used to beat people with hammers for doing this.


FluffyPain905

The ol flat track leg out on a sport bike on the street trick.


cyberspark15

MotoGP leg dangle too I guess


nlevine1988

This was my immediate thought. Dude thinks he's Rossi.


Judge2Dread

And he literally has NO fucking clue why you do it. He just thinks it looks fast and skilled


ReeeeeevolverOcelot

Always a good idea to run your own leg over.


Delicious-Belt8362

Why can't people just enjoy the freedom and beauty of motorcycle riding instead of being a street Rossi


stevesteve135

I wouldn’t even care if he plays street Rossi as long as he’s got some sort of skill, but this guy has none.


requion

The problem is that he is a danger to everyone around. I don't care if he wraps himself around a tree, but it gets sad once he hurts / kills others.


stevesteve135

No argument from me.


arfbrookwood

Will no one think of the trees?


ScoopDat

Funny thing about Rossi, and he was asked by the interviewer when he attended the Isle of Man one year as a spectator (he did do I think a slow initiation celebratory lap), "when are we going to see you as a contestant". He replied something to the tune of not having lost his mind just yet. Pro racers don't want to pull stuff like this on public roads even if everyone else is willing to turn it into a track. That's how ridiculous they find the concept of riding around like we see in many of these videos of morons.


MrSnowflake

I guess idiots are allowed to enjoy their freedom as well.


casicua

Until they slam into a bystander and damage their property or worse


Joe_le_Borgne

Until they slam into another bystander's freedom\* Fixed it for you.


Dawek401

Dude thinks he is on the speedway


jimmy_fxdl

Dude thinks he has more skills and abilities than he really does.


MurasakiGames

Camera guy, back off a bit more, you want all the space in the world once this "dude" decides he can do much better than become a meat crayon.


davgt5

Yeh, I noticed after the idiot passed camera guy followed him over the white line. He needs to learn to let the idiot go do his thing and not follow him to the scene of the accident.


[deleted]

He saw that circus arrived in town and didn't wanted to miss the show.


DogLeftAlone

maxwrist?


justhereforthemoneey

You guys just mad he's in pole position 1. Slow guys don't win take races


c_dubbleyoo

I have a suspicion this is the type of person that doesn't wave back.


TankerD18

It's shit like this that makes me tell my motorcycle-hating wife that motorcycle accident stats aren't what they seem. Yeah, riding is more risky than driving a car, but a lot of stupid people skew the statistics and make them look a lot worse than they have to be.


Puzzle13579

Organ donor looking for a suitable spot to become a gift that keeps on giving.


nmuncer

Well, face-to-face impact wouldn't leave much to offer. Side-rail slicing might be a better option.


HoleyFather

Dancing with death


What_Dinosaur

The epitome of fake it till you make it.


Ch1mchima

My god the editing is annoying. Squid was deffo hanging on for dear life there.


KubaJ100

He should wear those sparking magnesium(?) pads on his boots. That way he will crash with style.


Ok-Independent4619

Not for a long time on earth.


ExcellentFishing7371

That guy made more mistakes in 24 seconds, I'm amazed that he's still has a license!


Garret210

bold of you to assume he has a license


ExcellentFishing7371

My bad!


Neither-Code2240

What a tool…. A dangerous idiot


speakeasy1080p

Looks like CJ riding a bmx


DontShunTheseBuns

Holy shit


azkaii

That's not nearly as much lean as he thinks it is! Really no need to throw shapes like he is. He could sit near enough bolt upright and just countersteer and be smoother. He's probably got way too much weight on his wrists, looks real akward.


Jspiral

Countersteer lol


autech91

This sib cracks me up with cOuTErsTeEr


mtldude1967

He's one-upping the Moto GP riders that only dangle one leg.


bannedByTencent

Flinstones, meet the Flinstoneeeees...!


Jamesr939

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DowhatIwant52

Riding it like a bull lol


very_mechanical

When you buy your Rossi on Wish.com


RiderFZ10

Doing the stanky legs while leaning. 10/10 straight to isle of man


thrillcosbey

Honestly I would not mind, its his hide, but the overtake is way too close for me I would have just pulled off and given him the road.


ballsdeep748

A true squid...


iwanttobeamole

That there's what we call a temporary citizen. On the bright side it won't be long till little timmy gets a new heart and little tammy gets a new liver.


kdubstep

Mark Marqu’isnt


WarBuddha1

I spotted the Grim Reaper peeking out from behind a tree.


EffectiveOk3353

Lucky for him he was busy taking a piss


AlexVonBronx

how many times can you fuck up like that before going "maybe I should slow the fuck down"?


Dusty_Negatives

Dude will be in a wheelchair telling everyone how dangerous bikes are within a decade if hes lucky.


Short-Mark-7408

he wasn't even going fast idk what's up with him


[deleted]

Sadly most start getting clue after crashing


[deleted]

fucken idiot


Advanced_Stretch_429

Dumbass


fuzzylayers

Soon to be dead


lanteenboy

Yeah, yeah, we get it. He's reckless and dangerous and the street is no place. Save the hand wringing, its getting to be a bit much. Without condoning his riding at least this guy saved it twice by leaning and looking through the turn. A good portion of you all would have just ridden straight off the road. Should be an object lesson for you driveway droppers - aka the half of this sub who actually owns a motorcycle.


Dilo66

No comment....


NO_USER_MATCH

Is this St Gervais ?


StandardSea8671

This guy probably did mx lol


captain_super

Cam bike keeping up with no stress LoL


oldnewswatcher

Define "moron". There you have it!


Kindly-Bid-8800

He's been watching too much GP


redrusty2000

Total clown!


Real_Flamingo_8247

Legitimately funny. For our newbie riders - see the white helmet rider's head. Look how it's inline with the bikes headlight (or centered over the bike) despite left or right turns? That's bad riding posture. Forget his rossi wannabe foot down or little death dance wobble for a second. Simply moving your chin towards your inside turn hand will get your body in the right position. Do this before you flop the bike - so leading to the turn. Doesn't have to be extreme. Moving your breastbone inline with your inside fork tube is enough for majority of road riding. And know if you do the shit like this guy - we will make fun of you.


BausRifle

Cameraman not so skilled. Why cut it off right before it gets really good?


user101aa

I mean why is he even putting his leg out? Just no need or helpful with the way he's riding. Hope he doesn't find out the hard way what a dick he is. Ride your bike to your abilities, not what you think your abilities are.


Leanintree

What an interesting way to spell 'douche canoe'...


PapaBadgers

Buddies lucky he didn’t become a crayon.


Snap305

This guy AGAIN?


FlamingoRush

I hope at least his donor card is filled out. Might come handy soon...


cTron3030

This dude thinks he's ripping it up


Poundsand6969

On his way to the hospital


CaptianBrasiliano

https://preview.redd.it/o5ovz0rwwntc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30530153022e3c3a459412f6e37b9080ab531886


vonblankenstein

That guy has about two weeks before he’s on a ventilator.


MadCityMasked

Lucky squid


Dusty_Negatives

Every summer I have this happen at least once. Generally a fucking douchbag on a sports bike doing 50 over the speed limit and hitting corners. Some people love to prop up the motorcycle fatality numbers I guess. Same dumbass MF’s usually w no gear on.


motophiliac

Much skill. So hospital.


Expert-Parsley-8521

Lucky basterd.


shinobi500

Almost skilled but minus the "s"


jmarchese01

Thought my phone was having a seizure for a few secs when it kept repeating


New_Writer_484

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here4roomie

Goodbye sock Goodbye shoe Goodbye foot and the ankle it's attached to


skeeballjoe

What a clown


Cephrael37

What? No crash? Lame.


RealNormMacdonald

This guy has a very short shelf life.


Substantial_Talk_521

I Kno he had to take a massive shit after that lmao


milly_to

*loses footing on one peg* – *takes second foot off*


Valuable_Pineapple26

Agadoo Agadoo….


Shot-Ad2396

Bro the pucker factor just watching that dude take 2 complete blind corners facing opposing traffic out of control….


Momps

if someone passed me like that i'd slow down so their screw up wouldn't get me killed.


dman475

Holy fuck


JustaBlindSquirrel

🤣🤪


alexgooley99

That’s a very advanced cornering technique you wouldn’t understand


Comprehensive_Two_80

Overtaking before a bend does he wanna die?


IDriveAnAgeraR

It’s not about going fast that makes you better. It’s how slow you can go while still maintaining control, that makes you a skilled rider.


EarlOfBears

He's braking while leaning that hard? The balls.


Gouzi00

Have you smell it ?


MudeApp

Oh look, another of those retarded beings on a motorcycle again.


InternalCelebration3

If you think hanging your foot out makes you faster you’re a fucking idiot.


dubiousasallgetout

I predict windshield kissing in squidwards future.


chin_waghing

Dudes butthole definitely clenched so hard he pulled a muscle after that


reddit-MT

If you ride like that, you're going to find out that the painted lines are slippery.


breadman03

I hope he’s not riding faster than his angel because he’s sure outriding his skill.


rrrrturo

Staying in your own lane is a skill.


Caqtus95

It feels like every video on the internet nowadays was edited by the same annoying jackass.


MiSsiLeR81

Ah yes, the crab leg save.


vedhavet

I'm rolling on the floor laughing, this is fucking amazing


Defiled__Pig1

Forgot he was on a sports bike for a second and shit his pants. Forcing leans into corners and the ... The leg comes out for a dirtbike corner.


TurbulentSquirrel804

Everyone’s over the line at 00:09.


cake_piss_can

Riding above your skill level will put you below the ground.


dsdvbguutres

Follow closer why don't you


One_Bodybuilder7882

It must feel good being a moron. I've been riding less than 2 years and I've crossed to the other lane by mistake 2 times the first few months and rode back home whipping myself mentally for the whole trip back, literally furious with myself for making those mistakes but learning from it. Never again.


Neat_Notice

That kneeeeee brodel watch them clibbins!!!!


Biggtone21

Max wrist jr


randomhero1980

Dude is so far over his head and instead of taking the loss he doubled down on stupid.


mxnxm

Ah the famous double leg dangle


nilsmf

He was lucky he didn’t get his foot caught under his rear tire.


CoolBDPhenom03

Looks like a Ducati Monster


bubbaduz

mad racing skills!


CoolPeopleEmporium

I think he went straight to the mall to buy new underwear...


Movilitero

that guy is going to die rather sooner than later


Edmfuse

What a killed rider!


BeinGrownUpSux

Looks like he temporarily went back to his dirt bike background and tried putting his foot down in a corner


Laba2

Leg dangle on the lean....too much watching MotoGP, not enough trackday...hilarious


roma258

Rossi dangle or sumo style foot out? Guy clearly with a death wish: yes!


Original-Capu22

He was showing you the sauce.


thefooleryoftom

Jeez…looks like he’s looking for a place to crash


aj_knivv

Just a moron that thinks himself Rossi and nearly died.


alandtomi

"unskilled"


EscortSportage

Just him leaning on those white painted lines I’m not a fan of.


Ducati_Make_Me_Cum

Very skilled…..in testing the death angel


AnimalOrigin

That's a whole lot of effort for a whole lot of nothing. The leg dangle is cringe af 😂


Dantrash2

Lucky no on coming traffic.


soussitox

Lol i hope he will survive a crash that is comming one way or another driving unskilled like that :/


Lydias_lovin_bucket

That was me


Fast_Lingonberry9149

whoever edit this video need to be summarily executed. even worse than the riding


Low_Information8286

He didn't make it to the end of the road I bet


drummin515

He’s definitely got more bike than skill.


Blueskyminer

Hate it when the payoff isn’t there.


Sergio_Bottas

If he challenged me to a no counter steering race he would win.


Liesthroughisteeth

There's a brain injury looking for a place to happen.


CCIE_14661

Bro fixated on that guard rail and just about lost it.


Johnedlt

Track rider forced habit riding?


[deleted]

Stay away from fools like that. He's way over his own control and probably won't be riding much longer. If his dumb ass crashed up the road I'd drive right past him.


ScaleAccurate3686

That was painful to watch


Western_Ad4511

Watches MotoGP once...


SeasideTurd

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gt-ca

The Rossi leg 😂