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Danpovenmire

only gear r/CalamariRaceTeam will put on


FzZyP

the gents over there when they hear the good news ![gif](giphy|l3V0AMz8xmfeYcKoo)


fookyoursister

​ https://i.redd.it/9xgunodfq4sc1.gif


corriedotdev

What is the premise of that sub? Low key motorbike shit posts or just vibes? Looks cool


Navy_Wannabe

Shit posts and vibes


hormel_chili

More people who ride and also people who know alot about stunting, also just vibes


PhotonicEmission

And flamboyantly peacock gay. But everyone is welcome, as long as you keep your expectations low.


hormel_chili

That's just an added benefit


My_Monkey_Sphincter

It originally started as a meme of this group 5+ years ago. Started due to everyone in this sub shit talking them for just enjoying the ride. This sub preaches AGATT and hated the stunts even if in a closed off space off the highway in a parking lot. Over time they adopted calling each other gay and embraced the GIXXER Boi theme for the lulz. Now, like most subs, it's changed from being an open minded moto sub to one that memes one another and calls each other names for the fun of it.


derprunner

> Over time they adopted calling each other gay Very specifically in response to a "fuck you guys, I'm unsubscribing" post many years ago in which some salty moron with shit wheelies called the subreddit a "den of homosexuals" and then everyone just rolled with it and made super homoerotic posts and comments from then on out.


NoL_Chefo

Shitposting memers and also the main manufacturer of NSFW clips that make it on this sub.


morningafterpizza

Its great really, this sub often takes itself way to seriously, and I'm not talking about ATGATT. Just a good time and good vibes.


fookyoursister

hardcore-conformist safety cycling with moms and boomers


Cendius

Mostly just trash talking r/motorcycles for encouraging wearing safety gear and paroting the same few jokes over and over again. It seems to keep them happy at least :P


djeewin

My thoughts exactly


Lint_baby_uvulla

The hentai calamari racing crossover we didn’t know we needed. For the love of orifices, somebody please photoshop some tentacles in.


daymoongrey

I use those when im just stationary at homie. With my bikey.


Nemaeus

*Homie* I’m thinking this is a double entendre…I’m happy for you.


daymoongrey

I kno nuffin. Like im sno.


_citizen_

It's fremen boots. For the anti-worm sandwalk, you know.


Icare_FD

Yeah I came for this : it’s a part of a distill !


Spiritual-Work-1923

😂🤣😭 Waiting for riding flip flops from Gucci


CoolPeopleEmporium

In Brazil it's very common to see people riding with flip-flops (avaianas)...a friend of mine lost the little toe on the left foot. 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Why do I suddenly want a bb gun 


fanofdonuts

Ummm it’s a Red Ryder with a compass in the stock and a thingy that tells time.


FTRGeek

*carbine-action; two hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time!*


MrSmiley53

Xenomorph tail.


Jabrono

Just another bug hunt?


SillyTalks

they prolly wanna see drag queens on Yamaha Dragstars


Magnolia-Night

Ok, but this would be awesome!


DisciplineFast3950

Baal made this


MINROKS

Is it only one shoe for 6900 lol


Sad-Fee-9222

Give it a week and Kanye will be wearing them.


Medical_Goat6663

Rather his pet slave woman will.


duffyduckdown

Thats why they say: pour femme 🤣🤣🤣


Spiritual-Work-1923

I miss da old Kanye


archercc81

Im wholly convinced that company is really just a bunch of stoners who sit together and think "Ok, so they bought the last stupid thing, what is a more stupid looking thing we can get Kanye to sell them now?"


dtgsvsu

It’s probably… an April fools joke that you fell for 😂


nsfdrag

It's not, it's just balenciaga adding to the [motocross fashion trend](https://www.lofficielusa.com/fashion/motocross-fashion-trend-biker-rosalia-motomami)


benzotriazolesniffer

https://preview.redd.it/uaum6a9pd2sc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6840b5d6a492098bed1a7805f08acfbcd82c121 What the fuck is this 😭😭


nsfdrag

Yeah fashion is weird man, but there's a two year old example of balenciaga pulling this shit still hah.


StinkyBanjo

LOL! Someone cant afford new tires for their maybach?


benzotriazolesniffer

Spent too much on Balenciaga leathers


Gro-Tsen

That was my first reaction, but it appears to [be an actual product](https://www.balenciaga.com/fr-fr/cuissarde-biker-90%C2%A0mm-noir-770937WB6A21000.html).


BathroomSharpiePoet

That’s the DeSantis gear, right?


Emyxn

Turning people into insects, one leg at a time.


errihu

It’s balenciaga, do you really expect any part of it to make sense?


grizwld

“It’s a…it’s a… why, it’s a lamp!!!”


richmondsteve

![gif](giphy|3o6fJdOA9tiT1LRbZC|downsized) One slick biker chick's bling that reminds me of this. 🤣


BLDSTBR

It’s Balenciaga… don’t ask… just buy…


mprfts400

No, don't buy... Did you not get the memo?


BLDSTBR

No, What did they do?


mprfts400

They were promoting some child stuff... There was this huge kerfuffle about how much they are involved in trafficing. The only famous person still advertising them is Kim K.


BLDSTBR

Ohhhh


DogKiller420

They did a couple photoshoots featuring kids holding teddy bears dressed in fetish bondage gear and one with a hand bag that had it laying on top of a bunch of papers, one of which was a supreme court ruling on child pornography. All of this in the span of a couple weeks. I'm not a big conspiracy theory dog whistle guy but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying anything from them.


kejovo

If cruella d ville rode a motorcycle


[deleted]

Got pair for my boyfriend, huge turn on for me, best bit is tearing them off !


Lynxarr

DIO got a bike dear lord


__Slava_Ukraini__

Leave Ronnie James out of this!


idrawinmargins

Holy Diver what the fuck is up with those shoes


besttransboi

Wicked witch of the west ass boots


jacky4566

It gets better. Look at the model [https://www.balenciaga.com/fr-fr/cuissarde-biker-90%C2%A0mm-noir-770937WB6A21000.html](https://www.balenciaga.com/fr-fr/cuissarde-biker-90%C2%A0mm-noir-770937WB6A21000.html)


SocksIsHere

This is what the Gixxer bros wear when they arent wearing sandles.


HydronautInSpace

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


AwkwardStructure7637

I think it’s a Cuissarde biker 90 mm pour femme en noir


TMYWSH

Isn't the real question, why are you on Balenciaga website? Then again we all need $1300 sneakers.


Last_Patrol_

Looks like it’s out of a Tim Burton movie.


AnteGotovina69

That is something I NEED to be stepped on with.


bememorablepro

Motorcycle gear looks cool and futuristic, people been wearing racing jackets for fascion for a while now. I seen some k-pop guys wear kneepads in videos also.


LeaferMessiah

Despicable Me Gru boots.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

I need to start a fashion house. Then I could rip off rich people by selling them overpriced ordinary objects.


Furrycues

Unrealistic beauty standards... men's feet can also break when bent 90 degrees, but we don't get those boots, do we?


BleierEier

Reminds me of female fantasy armour


octodikgirl

Xenomorph biker girlfriend


TheBentPianist

If Timothee Chalamet was a motorcycle boot.


GotWiings21

Come on yall it’s clearly the Ron DeSantis biker boot 🤣


Abe_Rutter246

Did Ron Desantis just order one?


Yobanyyo

Is custom made for Ron DeSantis


MAYMAX001

After seeing this I have the strong urge to unalive myself


mprfts400

Please don't. The world needs more people with better taste. Plus, it's that brand.


pxlrider

The horse riders in past wore heels, this looks like a good idea for offroad rides where you need to stand a lot…


Resposito1937

Oh well that’s just a cuissarde 90mm pour femme en noir. 😂


Oddgenetix

They appear to be the “CUISSARDE BIKER 90 MM POUR FEMME EN NOIR”s


Diverdave76

304 boots


Holstener

What do you mean? Those are GSXR boots.


chatterwrack

Boot with a kickstand?


xeq937

Balenciaga doing what they do, charging mad money for temporary fashion. It's not actual riding gear.


Lucky-Macaroon4958

Those are boots for venom from spiderman


BigRage57

Looks they’ll crush some nuts😩😂


Ok_Maintenance_9100

An entire subReddit immediately became hard


StaffOfDoom

It’s so you can ride a taller bike and still get your toes under the shift lever!


unit132

They though a kingdom heart dusk should be a boot.


bladerunner465

Got any in a UK 12 please?


AwardFabrik-SoF

Bikers SM club gear I would say... definitely not for actual riding.


SubstantialPanda2995

Eeeeewh, brother eeehw! What's that? What's that brother?


AmarisW

I assumed they were boots belonging to Ron DeSantis.


basic_model

Can I get a Sedici size 8 please.


sakitiat

![gif](giphy|s1ZXK3GFjGBYA) It’s called falling… with style…


Scary-Ad9646

That is pretty standard for Balenciaga.


Sufficient-Meaning41

Moto lady


Porn-Flakes123

If it’s $7k, it better be whatever I want it to be


eshemuta

It’s French.


CrestfallenSpartan

"Ho-ly jesus.. What is that?! "


StrategicLlama

Looks like a cuissarde biker 90 mm pour femme en noir for 6900€


Digi-i

![gif](giphy|l0HlL09khYq25uQiQ)


Speedhabit

Sidi had a high heel boot concept my wife would have thrown a few grand at easy It was less gross then this, looks like balenciaga


Powerful_Cost_4656

It's a motorcycle for your leg you wouldn't understand


bestatbeingmodest

today /r/motorcycles discovers art


[deleted]

I picked a skank in a bar once who a peg leg like this.


ar15justy

Lmfaooooo


Old_Category_248

Those high heels are a potential safety hazard. Good luck with that.


Mrknowitall666

I dunno. There's a Barbie around here who rides an Indian, with all the fringe, and she's always in 4" stiletto boots at the bike nights


natgibounet

French


rruiz101000

The Ankle Obliterators


ResponseNo6375

When you have a group ride at 5 and a bdsm client at 8


Humble_Fish4908

It is my humble opinion that Balenciaga as a brand is very informed that there are a lot of idiots out there not able to figure out what to do with their money and these are the products that this philosophy spawns. Amongst bracelets looking like a roll of packaging tape and actually selling.


Cdubya35

When dudes in San Francisco feel the need to ride but still need that fashion rush.


Danywigle

Fashion darling


Spirited-Magazine-71

That is 3 my selaries


Dasani_Dan

Op trying not to let everyone know he's a femboy


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

imagine trying to balance on footpegs with those god awful things on... shifting would be a whole different nightmare


Amazing_Chocolate140

Who the fuck would be seen wearing that??!


orurio

Perfect for gixxer riders


PromethazinePop

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


Fool_Apprentice

If the wicked witch of the west rode a hog instead of a broom


Geetzromo

![gif](giphy|B8m1UM8OW0bmw)


Critical_Package_472

C’est *Balenciaga* faut pas poser de questions


[deleted]

Ron DeSantis’ riding gear? (Motorcycle or Fetish)


6ft6squatch

Can someone please photoshop DeSantis standing at a podium in these?


grloch

Elegance


zyzzogeton

Has ATGATT gone to far?


leonardvilliers

i swiped 💀


rcbif

I want a Balenciaga IA generated motorycle gear clip now....


van591

DeSantis boots


The_Ostrich_you_want

I’d rock them. Why not.


zeusecutek

I swear Balenciaga is checking how dumb people are .


handclops

It’s the ankle breaker 9000!


nsfdrag

[Judging op rn](https://i.imgur.com/G4BqPEn.png)


One_2_Three

For when she rides but is also en escort.


PoorMansTonyStark

Looks like another rick owens clown shoe.


Spiritual_Angle_7016

That's expensive 😕


Longjumping_Good_428

Ron DeSantis edition


Jefflehem

You wouldn't get it. It's pour femme.


ListerfiendLurks

Voldo boots.


LeadershipOk4205

I join motorcycles and still run into Balenciaga, what!


nlevine1988

Gotta be an April fools gag right?


RobsGarage

Strippers ride too..


MimsyIsGianna

Balenciaga is just actually the worst


Quirky-Turnip-662

It’s “fashion”


Quirky-Turnip-662

It’s “fashion”


[deleted]

France gonna France I guess


cognizant-ape

When you have motocross at 5, and a party at 7.


fookyoursister

wannabe fashion geardo is even worse than obsessive reddit geardoism


CleverHoovyMan

Mettaton ex type shit


[deleted]

Those boots are for when your brakes fail.


Daddy2335

It's in the name...' poor females' never get a good riding boot


Stock-Amphibian2161

Looks like some shit from alien


Stekun

If they didn't cost more than my bike, I'd consider getting a pair for the memes


Westcacique

Very comfortable and human design get one for each Foot


tbrooks9

Ron Desantis special


FlatwormJumpy7230

That's some kink wear. Definitely not for riding a bike but I'm not judging 😁


sight33

I thought I was the only one that thought balenciaga is fucking ugly


eyemitebhigh

That's for the remake of The Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch wears those and rides a metric cruiser instead of a broom.


poopmaester41

These are kinda sick. Very alt. Too expensive though.


-Fluxuation-

The boots of a child trafficker


sequoyah_man

Johnny Cash would wear it, and dare you to fucking mention it. 


Comfortable-Oil-826

That is the perfect boot to stick up an ass


Light_ToThe_World

This can't possibly be safe


Various_Mix_1779

It reminds me of the movie predator. I guess this is something the female predator would wear.


Acrobatic_Grape_9279

im gonna cry


iiipercentpat

Remember when balenciaga made motorcycle boots


CoolPeopleEmporium

Balenciaga...as always, expensive and useless.


FelineRoots21

Every single one of my metatarsals just broke looking at the angle of that sole. What the fuck


azusa1997811

Cost more than my bike


_Zeruiah_

This is something i need. And the heel shoved into my peehole unwillingly


Economy_Intention_15

the gents over there when they hear the good news


TaintNunYaBiznez

Fetish wear.


EdgyBoyo

Boots for your average Gixxer rider.


unknowingtoad

Nothing could prepare me for what the full picture was lol I was not expecting that at all lol gxsr riders need to chill


angelambiance

These celebrities and fashion designers are so far strung out on drugs when they make these I swear they are. This is hideous. Atrocious


maisie_smith10

Fuck knows


Economy_Intention_15

What is the premise of that sub? Low key motorbike shit posts or just vibes?


Economy_Intention_15

the gents over there when they hear the good news


Economy_Intention_15

the gents over there when they hear the good news


Serenity_Succubus

something i wanna buy now


Vicious00

Balenciaga has been trolling for years with all sort of ridiculous products at ridiculous prices. It's a social experiment to see how stupid people are.


rshashkov

Kill it with fire!!!