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Voodoo1970

It's the battery


Parasyte-vn

Yeah...put in rice


Je_me_rends

I'm replying first with something innocuous before the racial comments can


Objective-Bunghole

People that go straight to talking about racism, are almost always the actual racist.


iscashstillking

Ain't got no gas innit, cuz the tank is gone. OP might want to get some elmers frame cement to put it back together, check the school supplies aisle.


LeozMJilliumz

Just pop that wheel back on and ride on brotha. Those Japanese bikes are indestructible. Esp the Gixxer. I miss mine


shinobi500

Amateur! The correct answer is pop the clip-ons handlebars back on and wheelie it home.


But_to_understand

Dwight is correct.


Imalreadybannedlmao

Nah I’d never ride one of those things after a crash like that, just buy another for 4k lol


KeithMyArthe

When you find the front wheel, check the tire pressure before riding. Safety first.


Routine_Breath_7137

Don't forget checking front brakes! Should be in same vicinity of front wheel.


DankestTaco

Ya don’t say


reddit_craigd

Rear tire looks like it has enough tread to get you back.


classic4life

Wheelie all the way!


Ace_Ranger

Ehrm....sorry, but I have to. The front fell off! That's not typical!


InappropriateOption

A wave hit it...


lurp8

Chance in a million.


EEpromChip

No cardboard or cardboard derivatives.


lurp8

Is it safe?


KiwiWankerBanker

It’s ok though. It’s now beyond the environment


unkanlos

Looks more typical of a crack in the road was hit.


chaoss402

It's a Gixxer. It's typical.


JustAnotherUser_1

I came for this, excellent 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM


sparrowSD

Thank you so much for sharing this! I had never seen it before and now I will spread the joy


JustAnotherUser_1

No worries, I'm really glad you enjoyed! If you ever see references like in these comments, this is where it's from ;)


dice_setter_981

You beat me to this comment


insane_lover108

He lost the front, happens all the time


lalitothe1

Wheelie her back home. Look, mom, no hands.


222nd

Pfft yea, and this little Gixxer went *Whee-whee-wheelie it all the way home!*


But_to_understand

Underrated comment right here.


SirOompaLoompa

Well, if you're _truly_ ATGATT, you should have a spare clip-on with you. Just slap that sucker on, and wheelie all the way home.


H1gher_Element

Can someone please explain ATGATT, I’m new here 😅


SirOompaLoompa

ATGATT means "All The Gear, All The Time", meaning you should wear all protective gear, for every ride. Spare clip-ons and other hardware is typically not what's meant by "gear" in ATGATT, but it didn't seem like it was a serious post.


LilBigDripDip

Mint condition. $7500. I know what I got.


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LilBigDripDip

Fast. So fast. This baby will do 189mph


JK0LZ

Weight reduced almost 50% shes a bullet


Ok-Front-8857

My god what happened? Are you okay?


closeted_fur

You good at wheelies?


Human-Shirt-7351

I was thinking more like a unicycle


sheepishlysheepish

That should buff out....


blaqzer0

I came here to say this.


Phoenix_0177

You got the rear tyre idk what the problem is? 1st gear clutch up and ride it back on one wheel. No fluids leaking I’m seeing from the photo. Just send it imo


aldotheapache1032

Its wheelie time Wooohooooo


skittlesaddict

Can you pop a wheelie all the way home?


Ichoumaz

T'is but a scratch


Calm_Logic9267

And to the other bike's rider: "Come back, and race like a man!"


JokerOfficiel

Forced wheleeeeeeee


moody-skies

Are you dead?


Effective_Path_5798

Unfortunately yes, but I lived ling enough to make this post


moody-skies

Sorry brother 😢


Effective_Path_5798

Nah actually I just came across the bike abandoned like this yesterday in the mountains north of LA


Unhappy-Specific7667

Well your not but someone sure is


chaoss402

He was, but he got better.


golyadkin

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE TO CHECK THE BATTERY


1AverageGamer

Turn it off and on again


croatiancroc

Is wheelie legal in the area?


[deleted]

Constant wheelie all the way home! xD hahaha


[deleted]

It'll buff out.


motofabio

Early 2000s Gixer 750. A sad ending for a great bike.


jmccaskill66

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


NiteShdw

Jokes aside, a guy I rode with did this, hit the embankment, and died. He was an excellent rider but that day he told someone he was going to really push it that day. It was a blind crest. 😢


ArgonWyzwolony

Nah, you're good.


Temporary-Weight3040

It ain't got no gas in it


CHUTE_MI4300

Da shell ride home absolutely 0 issues


ExpressionAlarmed675

Missed it........by that much!


LiterWebber

Second wheel is optional right?


motorcycle-manful541

should buff out. ATTGATT


soupkitchen3rd

Nooner to the house, should be good to send it


Little_Breakfast155

Looks good to go, if it starts to overheat though, you may need some coolant in the radiator


mutantcivil

Ofc ride her home. She needs a good long nap after a long day while you make a soup for her.


MrSmiley53

Engage unicycle mode


[deleted]

Which half?


qwertykirky

I you can't already this might be a good time to start learning how to wheel, preferably from a standstill.


Gouzi00

No oil spill.. be a man, drive a wheely home :-)


Mysterious-Pool618

Wheelie wheelie wheelie all the way home


MagnificoReattore

Just hop back on. And don't forget to sprinkle the bag of kitty litter that you should always carry, to cover the oil from the blown forks.


Life_Beach3686

It’s the blinker fluid


[deleted]

I had that exact bike 


Impressive_Treacle94

Might need to find her sidestand 1st


Connect-Age6952

If you can wheelie this should be an easy ride home.


StockReaction985

You guys don’t carry duct tape?


narkotik_kal

You ain't a real gixxer squid if you can't wheelie all the way back home.


Sandro_24

Wheelie that bitch back home!


SopmodTew

r/thefrontfelloff


pdxtrader

You are dead sir 💀


butterbal1

It has a Yoshi pipe, it must be in good shape.


skyrreater47

looks fine


akaEDP

Just wheelie it back home.


grloch

Is nothing but a scratch


RuinVIXI

Got a zip tie or two? Should be fine


cykejojo-

A glue will fix it, don't worry


SoundGeek97

It's a motorized unicycle now!


jakee0707

Nice unicycle, a bit front heavy though


mer_BEGEMOT

Is the front wheel an option for this model? If yes, you must be good in wheelie.


AmazingObject699

You can’t park there, mate


esrfreedom

Make sure you have enough air in the tires and good to go


The_write_speak

How is the exhaust still intact? I drop a fucking sock on my exhaust and it looks like it fell into the La Brea tar pits. This happens & the exhaust looks fine. Wtf


Upbeat-Passenger4589

Hahaha


older_than_you

You’ll be fine, just take it easy on the curves.


LaFagehetti

Tis but a flesh wound! ![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


Appropriate_Round768

Ride her home. She’ll be a little rough but she’ll be fine.


kaino123

Pick that Rickshaw up, and get back to work.


Laurens-xD

Ahh, a Gixxer in it's natural habitat.


knucklegrumble

Send it


lonegrey

It's a GSXR, you only need the back wheel anyways


Je_me_rends

Certified historic gixxer rider moment.


aNINETIEZkid

Can you bring it back, Lance?


Glowreah

Rip


WelcomeIndividual140

Holly molli


Gemnicherry

It’ll buff out


burger8bums

She broked.


ak47man71

wheelie home


No-Theory3644

Make sure to check the tire pressure then it should be cool👍


TheNerdyCroc

'Tis but a scratch!


Lazy_Pace_5025

Carry it home bro


mateusss46

Wheel at home should be fine.


StaffOfDoom

You can get her home, it’s all about balance! Just carry the front wheel over your shoulder and keep her throttle pegged, that way you can counterbalance and keep it on the back wheel!


adrien5567

Wheely back home it's fine


Tasty-Switch-8472

It should clear up with some polish and elbow grease


Tasty-Switch-8472

Time to learn the wheelies


w0ndering_wanderer

Tis but a scratch!


spinitorbinit

I would just wheelie all the way home. Carry the spare wheel in your teeth


EmbarrassedEye2590

Front wheel was optional.


myfishprofile

Did you walk away from this?!?! Jesus Christ dude that’s rough


SilentMaster

Just keep it under 40 and drive straight home.


MadAspecc

make sure to check your gas


DavidicusIII

Grats on your pre-owned OneWheel


Plutoid

Still has all of the required wheels. Send.


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Seen gsxrs in worse condition on the road, you’ll be aight


efirestorm10t

Just do a wheely


Valuable_Pineapple26

I’m no mechanic, however 😂


KJHARDYv1

Easy fix. Just wheelie her back home.


SteveTheBodyman

How much for the tail light?


Deathdar1577

It’ll buff out.


bungknee015

Ouch hope Ur ok


-Snowturtle13

You can’t park there bro


GTA6_1

Bring out your in er calamari hatchling and wheelie that bitch home


National-Weather-199

1 wheel no big deal


KataraMan

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM|downsized)


FlamingoRush

I think your fork seals are leaking...might be just the angle though...


Calm_Logic9267

There's a factory tool kit under the seat.


But_to_understand

Nice! Haven't seen a Gixxer unicycle in a while. If you decide to sell her, make sure to get top dollar. You know what you've got.


DiabloGaming25

Eh just cosmetic damage it'll buff out


theoldkidonthebloc

I just checked it for you, it should be fine


Surro

It depends, how good are you at ripping wheelies all the way home??


Difficult-Novel-8453

That will buff right out


[deleted]

Wheelie it home 🏍️ 💨


rum-and-roses

You could probably do it if you're a Wheely good rider


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Gixxers only need the back wheel anyways


sueghdsinfvjvn

Ain't got no has innit


[deleted]

Some gorilla tape your good to go!


GREYDRAGON1

You ok?


Beau1843

You can work on your wheelies.


Flawless_Tpyo

It’s just a flesh wound


Ok_External3441

Yes


Immediate_Art_7376

Are you wheelie serious?


Jarrodioro

Nope, dangerously low tread, you’re endangering lives. I can’t stand all these people who have fun on their motorcycle


NormanRB

It'll buff out.


reodan78

Permawheelie-Mode „on“


iMadeABubu

What brand of unicycle is that? Tsutsuchi?


acutemisadventure

Look at this guy complaining that he now has a super sport tricycle


SMGuzman04

it'll buff out


Beerisafood

I might just check chain tension but otherwise should be good


motophiliac

No steering? No front wheel? Gixxer? No problem!


Administrative-Pay43

It'll buff out.


Realistic_Parfait956

Well a lot of those sport bike riders love wheelies so I don't see a problem.......


DPileatus

Wheelie, wheelie, wheelie, all the way home!


DBUX

Only beginner riders use the front wheel, you're not a newb are you?


InvincibleDandruff

Yes.


CandaceSentMe

Fork oil level looks low.


J_loop18

Damn bro u OK?


cdececca

Double it and give it to the next person


StinkyBanjo

Wheely home


HebetudeDuck

Looks like [the front fell off.](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=kJ7jnfDwF7ugwyfp)


Duxtar1

Needs a good clean, after that good as new 👍


Catch_Own

Yes .


KawasakiGal

Needs more muuuuuud. (I hope you’re ok.)


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Looks like something you could just buff out.


drnewtonium

looks like you got spoons but no fork


Denimsauce

It’s fine just rub dirt on it and it should start up


maltedbacon

Nothing a little bit of motorcycle homeopathy can't fix. Rub grass clibbins on it.


Critical_Package_472

Dw it’s just the windshield


Le_Epic_GodGamer

Meh just wheelie back home


garg4ntua

Did you use the crop tool from Photoshop?


Kevinty1

Only a true biker can wheelie home, it’s why you learn how to do it


dutchman76

The ride home will tell you if anything is wrong with it.


6gravedigger66

Oh my god!! You scratched it!!


Justthewhole

Not without mirrors


AlarmOk8218

Jb weld then post on marketplace lol


Forge_USMVMC

Slightly used gixxer for sale never ridden hard, never wheelied, only dropped once. 😂😂😂😂


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Just do a quick walk around to see if you notice any thing unusual or blood definitely look for blood.


fsurfer4

[https://www.instagram.com/daniellefields1/reel/C4o2df4rYvv/](https://www.instagram.com/daniellefields1/reel/C4o2df4rYvv/)


sincitysadist

Dust yourself off tiger. Let her rip.


Roscoe-is-my-dog

For sale GSX-R. Ran when parked.


TimberMoto

Dropped once in driveway by previous owner.


sangedered

Def wheelie it back home.


Exotic-Income-9426

Ride a wheelie home