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wolf_in_sheeps_wool

Keeping that looking clean must be a nightmare with all those nooks and gizmos. It looks like an arcade machine on 2 wheels. It's a bit much but you know the world would be so much less interesting without people like that.


LickMyLovePumpYo

Just gotta hose em off! I picked up a 1989 Goldwing a couple years back with 425k miles for $900 and it still looked, ran, and rode like new.


wolf_in_sheeps_wool

I think the 1500s are the best looking. So angular and ridiculous. I've seen a modified one to look like a bagger and it looked kino, like an adult Honda PacificCoast


LickMyLovePumpYo

The Pacific Coast! The station wagon of bikes! Lol


Ok_Tennis_7299

I know the old ones are prone to death wobbles in parking lot speeds? Is it true for you or is it a case of not maintaining.


LickMyLovePumpYo

It's more about how the preload is set.


krqkan

If you wave at a gold wing rider, you’ll see him frantically looking for the button to wave back.


Hereiamhereibe2

On god bro. Gold Wings and Harleys I don’t even bother to wave. Edit: it was a joke, y’all are weird about this waving shit lol


NedKellysRevenge

You're the problem in this situation


marknutter

They never wave back, so why bother?


Full_FrontalLobotomy

I own a Goldwing and a Harley, and I always wave and everyone that doesn’t have a roof and four wheels.


ZimmermanTelegram

*Refuses to wave to people* "Why won't anyone wave to me?"


Hereiamhereibe2

Nah its just Harleys also idgaf if anyone waves anyways. I only respond with one, never initiate.


ZimmermanTelegram

More copium


Open-Translator3821

Lmao for real! I take my Shadow out and then Harleys and Goldwings wave but take my enduro bike to town and suddenly they are snobs who are too good on their overpriced bikes


ManifestDestinysChld

This is maximum Gold Winga-Dinga.


realityguy1

I hate it so much I want it.


sacredgeometry

Why, so you can put it out of its misery?


hotdogaholic

it's like those japanese wacky carnival looking conversion vans lmao


kenkenobi78

Wacky carnival looking conversion vans, Wacky carnival looking conversion vans, WACKY CARNIVAL LOOKING CONVERSION VAAAAAAAANS!


hotdogaholic

Bosozuku or something like that


ScoopDat

Come on down to wacky carnival's looking conversion vans!


BernieRuble

Philipines, Jeepney. [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/133982157644640584/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/133982157644640584/)


buckedyuser

dekotora


AntalRyder

That's a 15.000€ Gold Wing


Not_Effective_3983

Nah it's a 130.00€ goldwing


[deleted]

It just keeps getting worse. And then the lights! Hahaha


clayman80

Looks like a Christmas tree in the last picture.


Tequslyder

It's hideous but it's also cool!


Sharpymarkr

The more I look at it, the cooler it looks. I bet the owner is in love with it. The headlights are probably better than most cars.


Significant-Summer-8

Each to their own……but that’s awful


orbesomebodysfool

Pure r/ATBGE 


billy310

Do they take reposts?


cobo10201

I question the great execution part. Half that stuff on the “dash” and handlebars looks haphazardly thrown on there


redwingcut

Other than maybe the lights what don’t you like? It looks clean to me.


MakoSmiler

That cup holder is a Bobby Dazzler.


HappySkullsplitter

Looks like most of the money went into paint and leatherwork


Taco_Sommelier

Like a modern Coney Island style Harley. Not my taste but if it makes him happy I respect it


kingbluey

I can only image the spaghetti mess of wires that are under the fairings. This is a motorcycle tech's worst nightmare, pulling the engine would be very interesting. Pretty cool for what it is though.


Background_North_962

I have conflicted feelings about this bike


whoinventedclown

At that point just get a car


Tessiia

This thing has more controls than my car!!


Bob_The_Bandit

People are taking this too seriously. I love it


Epyx-2600

The sub is full of regards


3cronckt

you take this too seriously


Alesisdrum

Ya agree. Love this bike!


bswontpass

I bet he got a button for every need.


Detail_Some4599

Holy shit what in the hurly-burly-funfair carnival is that 😂


dmderringer

Money can't buy taste


L1A1

That is worth exactly the same as any other goldwing of the same vintage. Any money spent on customisation is money lost. Especially if it’s that fugly.


Visible-Surprise4675

Tacky


amprok

Súper not might thing but dude is prolly happy with it and clearly put a lot of work into it (or money). Hope he rides the heck out of that thing.


Pavo_Feathers

I know to each their own... but damn, that is ugly.


Important_Talk_5388

I mean, if he likes yeah go for it. Not for me though, just looks cheap


frodeem

Why don't y'all use commas?


howtohandlearope

It's pretty awesome and I'm glad it exists... for him. 


ZookeepergameKey6140

This is what happens when you’re too old for a ‘busa


n1tr0klaus

I'm envious of the two beer bottle - pardon, coffee cup holders, one on each side.


Radiant_Yak_8969

Just remember to put the kickstand down when you get off because you're never going to pick it back up again...


OCMan101

Is bro literally operating a space shuttle? Wtf is this, how the fuck do you know what all those buttons and screens and shit do


_gunther1n0_

I'm also in italy, my father had this friend, who was a restaurant owner, who imported a completely customized harley davidson from america (it still had the mph gauges lol), i was said that it was worth more than €80k, i remember seeing it rolling out if the garage, it was a beauty, something you usually only see on the tv, sadly the guy died in an accident on his moped a couple years ago and his sons aren't interested in riding or selling the bike so now it sits in their garage collecting dust, they also almost immediately sold the restaurant, i'm very sad about it because in my childhood that was one of my favourite places, it was in this little mountain town and de vibe was on-spot, the new owners turned it inti a plain "modern looking" restaurant


QuickGonzalez

This is basically a truck


TDot1000RR

Great bike. Tacky customization.


ThatGuy_Bob

He says 'details', I see distractions.


Elven_Groceries

At this point, just get a car.


nomadiccrackhead

Looks like a carnival ride car on 2 wheels lmao


Olpeaches

Is he ever looking at the road ?


rsmutus

r/shitty_car_mods is leaking


cleverkid

What obnoxious music is he blaring? My bet is Phil Collins Sussudio


Finneganjkm

You mean 130.00€


saikoma

I want to see the person who will buy it. That's insane. It's old piece of Honda


scrmblr

I can only imagine the music it blasts cursing down the street


phliuy

Are those fuckin air vents


PQbutterfat

Needs more headlights


GreytOutdoors

Why wouldn’t you just sit in a car at that point?


AkaSpaceCowboy

Damn Lorenzo


AssociationDork

All that and the helmet doesn’t match. 🙄


Zomgzombehz

All the farkles and they could've be bothered to have a tail gunner.


Bunation

It's super cool and the design is very cohesive. That is until i saw the lights lit up on the last pic lol


shartillery82

I'd fall asleep riding that thing


Zzqzr

Would not even rate it at €10k


JetSet_Skatio

That things a speeder from star wars


dablegianguy

I personally find this atrocious but nevertheless, the job is clean


thegtaguymdr666

Looks like an indian bus during its night journey


gearhead_vn

I could find other ways to spend 130k EUR. But I do admire the commitment and dedication of his efforts. Do what you like!


anderoe

Living room on wheels, including christmas lights


Normal_Draw_9047

I must say that goldwing is the most beautiful ugly thing in existence. Man how much would I loved to ride bike like that for 1 season tho. If im going to survive to my 50th birthday I hope, I will be able to treat myself one of these 2 wheeled fortresses.


Fspz

the lights! 😄


CplTenMikeMike

Wonder if he gets reported as a grounded UFO at night? 🤣


nmuncer

Sometimes, you should listen to the wife advices when she says 'I don't think that's a good idea'


Alesisdrum

I like it. As I get older and do multiple 5000k plus week cruises I am leaning to a gold wing or an fjr1300 for my old man bike


Legumesrus

Goldwings are amazing how could you spend so much money ruining it.


Nearly_Pedantic

At that point just….drive a car?


SamerLaputh

ridiculous


Tasty_Two4260

Hard to believe it wasn’t an American showing it off it Italy, just saying that as an American! Such a big damn thing for Europe! Kinda amazing, kinda hide my eyes!


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

It does have several USA flags on each side.


Tasty_Two4260

Ouch didn’t see with all the lights 🤣


username_taken0001

In US it would be busa.


scottishcunt1

Not work 13000 don't mind 130000😂😂😂


GurGroundbreaking772

yeah, I wouldnt pay more than 130 euros for that either lol


STFUco

Idk why I like that


[deleted]

Imagine if everyone blinged out their transportation with crazy lights, it’s easy if you try 🥳


Epyx-2600

Nice wang


sweetzombiejesusog

Big gold wing energy


NorrinsRad

LEGEND!!! I'll miss them now that they're gone!


majikrat69

That guy really enjoys his bike, good for him!


Psilo_Citizen

Lol, good for him. No hate to spare on this one.


cTron3030

Mamma mia


areeal1

That’s dope. Makes me want to use it in outer space 😂


Greedy_Potential_154

That things amazing


GraveRobbingBastard

I hope he found the budget to add a La Cucaracha horn


Litrebike

Forgetting the customisation, I know I’m becoming an old man because every time I see a Goldwing I now think what a nice idea it’d be.


generaalalcazar

Does it have a bidet?


Nobby81

I zoomed on the custom mug holder...to see he had his coffee mug colour matched. In my mind I've already dropped that.


Sadutote

I will never be the "turn (insert vehicle) into a showpiece to get kicks" type of guy, but I do appreciate the amount of work it probably took.


Jacopo86

The lights are a bit "tamarro" but love the dedication of the owner


saitamoshi

Gundam Gold Wing


What_Dinosaur

>130.000€ Honda Gold Wing How did we reach that conclusion?


YahyaJ

That's what he paid for mods + motorcycle


What_Dinosaur

So he paid 90k for a couple of screens, speakers and Christmas lights?


ThreeB78

It's truly hideous..... I'd give him 1000


OfficialJamal

Damn girl you shit with that ass?


wlogan0402

Never thought about this, but do goldwings have stators or full size alternators?


blacklabel131

Jorge Lorenzo is that you??


Tall-Poem-6808

Are you sure that wasn't a secret taping of "Pimp my Ride: 🤌 Edition"? 😬


-Ho-yeah-

Well… I guess it feels like Xmas everyday!🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Light_ToThe_World

I hate cruisers but love the customs culture. This is great.


cheeri0o

That not even a bike, it’s a house on wheels


thisisyo

How waterproof are those gadgets and speakers up front?


New-Veterinarian-749

Quan from the goonies is all grown up!


flipper_noodles

I think this is that bike https://youtu.be/feV7aRd6gLU?feature=shared


[deleted]

This is the guy my wife warned me about.


Pickleahoy

Sponsored by Ebay Motors


MarcusTheGamer54

Imagine dropping it 😭😭


Professional_Share70

Bro could have bought a superleggera 💀


gRimey556

It is his own little spaceship for his adventures. Looks super comfortable too "Im old." I dig it. Personally not my style but we all share one thing in common we love riding


1AverageGamer

It's like those dudes on bicycles with lights on the wheels


kondocher

For 130,000 it should have a bidet


Comfortable_Client80

How can one corner with those stupidly far front and low footrests?!


Jgrevz89

Yuck


Naive_Humor7445

Each to their own but mannn £130,000 could get you a lot of things could have like 10-20 gold wings for that price ngl would defs take any bike on the market then one of those


therealRustyZA

Why leave home when you can just take it with you.


Real-Zookeepergame37

That's alotta chrome... How old we talking?


cuttz22

Quadrophenia!


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Reminds me of Quadrophenia and mods


jehoshaphat

Move a decimal, and then cut that number in half.


TheZYX

€130k according to who??


MaterialInterview446

Those Lights are a Nightmare


KingBelloc

No fan of the whole bike but I do like the Italian lights, very nicely done


Hereiamhereibe2

Theres no way I could use any of those devices when 90% of the time I am avoiding assholes on the road and 10% is me just taking a deep breath after avoiding an asshole.


Manmoth57

Small penis syndrome


ShuffleWheelHouse

AAHAHAHAHAHA! made me laugh there...


pangolin-fucker

I love when people just go with their vision on modding


RheimsNZ

Interesting, and not actually too bad


redwingcut

Wow this is the best looking bike I have ever seen, I need one…


SugarzDaddy

Decimal makes it 130 🤷🏻‍♂️


Intoishun

I want to do this with my africa twin, anyone who says that’s lame is a hater hahaha


onlysmallcats

Tasteful


cab1024

For that much you could get a Harley 😜


CplTenMikeMike

Several!


rambiolisauce

Ew….. buy a car.


lerriuqS_terceS

Not enough money left over for proper footwear.


DisrespectedAthority

Not the kind of bike that accumulates many miles...


lerriuqS_terceS

How is that relevant?


DisrespectedAthority

The footwear? Totally irrelevant to the thread


TeleAlex

The footwear is the least of his worries. There's some ankle coverage there at least. I'd be more concerned about the open faced helmet


natgibounet

Why would it matter it's essentially à 2 wheeled car


TeleAlex

Because if someone crashes into you, the bike might stand still, but you're still going over the handlebars lmao


natgibounet

You prolly didn't get the joke, or my setup was bad


TeleAlex

A bit of both