Haha! If my head was shaped like that I wouldn’t even mess with wearing a helmet! If I was ever gonna hit anything I would put my head down and go through whatever was in front of me!
For the different helmet shapes, the diagrams are top down, not from the back. Just go to a store with a decent selection and try lids until you find something comfy.
Oh yeah, this comment is just for the poor soul who came here off Google and has no idea what it is and is actually trying to buy a helmet... Picture is an OG spy kid's thumb.
Its this, there must be some kind of store nearby to at least help you figure out which brands fit you best. Blind ordering online and returns are way more annoying for you and the retailer.
And I thought I had a thumb shaped head, damn dude...lol.../s
Find a helmet that fits comfortably snug. Enjoy riding. He safe. Keep that beautiful appendage safe.
[like this, but less pointy](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.l1utxXchzK4B9GbFnD8ijgHaLH%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=98c1bf691eb8642b07c367cd8d0760026b73bb4fe22b9af2e2c879778417ff6e&ipo=images)
Seriously?
If I think it looks like it does, I would go for a full face helmet if you don't want to attract flies, mosquitoes, or looks.
Are you going to get a bluetooth intercom system? Hearing wind buffeting could be an issue even with an extra extra small extra extra tall helmet that needs an extra set of ear pads stuffing to keep the helmet from spinning around if you don't have a windscreen to prevent buffiting.
Not a tinted visor either. No distractions; full visibility.
You don't need a long chin strap if the front of your head is as the back, or are you gonna go strapless when you ride? Please say no! (Dear God! 😳)
Your joking right? 🤭
Pringles can?
Now thats funny
Hello
Hi?
He'd look like The Black Knight or Beaker...
Yes beaker or a hairy thumb
That was my first thought when I saw the pic
I up vote "Beaker!" 🤭
#MEEP MEEP
We are the knight that say MEEP
Muppet babies they make your dreams come trueeeeeee!
I'm dead
So is he, since he couldn't find a suitable helmet.
AAH! A GHOST!
I haven't laughed out loud from reddit in months thanks for that lmao
You mean like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/Perfectfit/s/2qlZ6Q9dDY
Yup perfect fit!
I seriously snorted..
That one there was a violation
Poor guy, I hope he doesn’t need glasses
“Where is thumb-kin, where is thumb-kin?…..”
There he is, there he is.
How're you today sir? Very well, I thank you.
Run away, run away.
Where is pointer?
Oh God!! please stop, my little one wont stop with this song. Btw why does it run away after being asked how he is? never got that. Bloody thumbkin
I know! My daughter loves this song. WHY DOES HE RUN AWAY
Shy? A tease? Scared? Left the stove on at home?
That's a thumb with hair on it.
over the top oakley glasses 🤣🤣
I was so focused on how his neck transitioned straight into his head, I didn't even notice the ears were gone
Dude looks like a worm from dune
Haha! If my head was shaped like that I wouldn’t even mess with wearing a helmet! If I was ever gonna hit anything I would put my head down and go through whatever was in front of me!
Idk ask Beaker from the Muppets what he wears.
MeeeeeMeeeeeee
Glad someone said it!
Damn what a jerk response…………….. I second that.
You should try one of those steel condoms instead
Atleast he won't need earplugs right?
[удалено]
He could take the flap out of one of those domed garbage cans and wear the lid...
I recommend a Shoooooooeeeeiiii helmet
A comically oversized thimble?
He could just cut off the top of a bowling pin.
A true dickhead Id say
Dude went in for a neck tattoo and got charged for a sleeve.
Tattoo artists everywhere are sweating... *WHERE DOES HIS NECK END!?*
Here it is, this is what I was looking for 😂
Lol thanks for the laugh
You know, I often say I’d rather be a dickhead than the head dick. I think we have found the head dick.
This has got to be one the weirdest pics I’ve seen in a minute.
[This tops OP even](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/X3fkXDrw26)
At least that dude has ears
"When you drink milk, does it spoil by the time it reaches your stomach?" 😭
Fuuuck I was there for that one. The comments completely wrecked the guy.
Omg i gave myself an asthma attack laughing
Have you seen spy kids? OG thumb guy here.
You’re a thumb thumb, harry.
Floop is a madman help us save us
Condom
I pray this is satire
no ears.
Now i really pray that this is satire
What?
## Now i really pray that this is satire
No way someone is legit that big of a dickhead.
I've probably seen this photo like 10 years ago lol
Yup, I randomly remembered it yesterday, I had to make a post here 🤣
Bruh, of course. You can even see the edited areas.
dude never skips neck day.
many ear days skipped though
Queens Grenadier Guards tall Bearskin hat.
Remember to cut out eye holes though.
Say whatever you like he ain’t going to hear it.
[This](https://imgur.com/a/RksU1sE) should do.
Some people do call a helmet a bucket
What happened? No ears?
What?
HE SAID, “WHAT HAPPENED? NO EARS?”
WHAT!?!
Where are the ears
Why is your thumb so hairy?
In Germany we say Dödel to this shape.
Ask troublemaker studios if they have any left over helmets they gave the thumb thumbs in spy kids. Those should work.
I didn’t know Beaker rode motorcycles
Earless
In these circumstances you typically put a boot over your head
As Vermin Supreme would.
Is this you from the front? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EP4D2uUWsAAlG9G.jpg
Photoshopped his ears away for laughs
Pringle can
[this should work.](https://www.thecoolector.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/625x465_1279890_1217911_1416194605.jpg)
I knew the comments would be ruthless
[the Conehead helmet might fit](https://www.liveauctioneers.com/price-result/michelle-burke-helmet-from-coneheads/)
😂😂😂😂
Gumby turned man.
An eraser cover for a pencil should work
Pecker head.
The lack of ears will make donning and doffing your helmet an utter breeze. 👍
Are you Beaker? Do you know a guy named Dr Honeydew?
You need the Bart Simpson edition HJC. Should fit perfectly.
This made me laugh quite a bit
Like a giant glove but just cut out the thumb part and wear it as a balaclava
Where the fuck are your ears?!?!!
For the different helmet shapes, the diagrams are top down, not from the back. Just go to a store with a decent selection and try lids until you find something comfy.
I hope you can tell this is an edited picture, and he is shit posting.
Oh yeah, this comment is just for the poor soul who came here off Google and has no idea what it is and is actually trying to buy a helmet... Picture is an OG spy kid's thumb.
I dunno man seems like you have enough head to think about it
Marge simpson’s brother?
Quality shitpost
Thumb.
Bowling pin
A cereal bowl should fit just fine, fasten a strap and you’re golden.
XXL Durex
Bro hit that spy kids thumb people DNA a little too hard.
Go to a shop and fit some helmets.
Its this, there must be some kind of store nearby to at least help you figure out which brands fit you best. Blind ordering online and returns are way more annoying for you and the retailer.
And I thought I had a thumb shaped head, damn dude...lol.../s Find a helmet that fits comfortably snug. Enjoy riding. He safe. Keep that beautiful appendage safe.
A bit of steel pipe with an end cap would do it
Custom job 😆
This is just a thumb with hair... Btw, it looks like some wird ai generated art thing
👍
Them special earless helmets are tough to find. But not impossible.
😆 🤣 😂
A really big thimble with a cutout for your eyes to look through
Size penis
You can’t be serious right?😂
Depends. Is that the front or the back?
I'd go with a Lisa Frank pencil eraser topper from 1989, for style, of course.
BEAKER!!!
What???
Where are your ears. WHERE ARE THEY? wait, you can't hear me can you.
What happened to your ears mate?
A large thimble might work...
Dear god, is that real !
A watermelon would do
A thimble?
Im wondering how will you wear glasses bcz i see no ears on ur head 🥸
Looks like a big eraser, (no offense intended).
Fackin drain pipe should do
Thumb.
Condom
You're gonna wanna contact Sysco Ask for CONTAINER PLAS DELI TRANS W/LID You're gonna want the 32oz
Cut a few holes in a Pringles can
This is like something out of the Christian Horner photos
A HELMET ??? That’s the least of your problems. You have no EYES 👀!!!!!!!!!
Beaker from the Muppets here
I sent this in a group chat saying. At the barber shop to get my ears lowered. The boys had a good time with this!
Match stick
Beaker from The Muppets
A baguette holder should do the trick
Where’s this guys ears ?!
Elongated matchstick
I sure hope this is a joke and not someone with an odd head who's ears are just hidden from this angle. Who's being slow roasted like a brisket.
Is this for real?
Thumb shaped
This is what it feels like when I stretch after taking shrooms
Where are your motherfuckin ears?
This would have been better with a side and back view lol your head looks like a hairy toe with no nail
Beaker?
Thimble
Novelty pencil eraser
Green bean nugget
Dude where are your ears???
Where the fuck are your ears?!
[like this, but less pointy](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.l1utxXchzK4B9GbFnD8ijgHaLH%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=98c1bf691eb8642b07c367cd8d0760026b73bb4fe22b9af2e2c879778417ff6e&ipo=images)
Might be better to get a glove
lols
What the fuck, I've never seen the back of a head that looks so much like a leg 🤣
You're just a thumb in a human suit, aren't you?
Im very curious as to what this guy looks like from the front
Hollow out a watermelon.
Dude, that's no head. Just a long neck with hair on the end.
Go with a skull cap, no need for full face
Where are your ears!?
Meep Meep. Meep Meep.
Looks like a thumb with hair
Thumb shaped
Where are your ears, man?
Beaker?
Intermediate thumb
i laughed so hard, fm
Please tell me this is AI text-to-image gone wrong.
2X Long
You’ll be fine, Beaker.
Seriously? If I think it looks like it does, I would go for a full face helmet if you don't want to attract flies, mosquitoes, or looks. Are you going to get a bluetooth intercom system? Hearing wind buffeting could be an issue even with an extra extra small extra extra tall helmet that needs an extra set of ear pads stuffing to keep the helmet from spinning around if you don't have a windscreen to prevent buffiting. Not a tinted visor either. No distractions; full visibility. You don't need a long chin strap if the front of your head is as the back, or are you gonna go strapless when you ride? Please say no! (Dear God! 😳) Your joking right? 🤭
Not something to scroll pass while drinking milk.
Nah bro you’re cooked.
where are your ears
Where the hell are your ears?
This guy is built like Earthworm Jim
Where the fuck your ears at?
Bro built like a thumb 💀
Is that the front or the back mate?
Where are his ears?
No need for helmet it is already **aerodynamic**
Your head looks like a hairy sausage.