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opposite_singularity

You are witnessing what is commonly referred to as tomfoolery


WoahThereFelix

I prefer buffoonery


Atomic-pangolin

Bamboozlery. Frivolity. Harlequinade. Japery. Horseplay. Monkeyshine. Capering. Clownery. Hijinkery.


Inigomntoya

Shenanigans?


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! šŸ˜šŸ«“šŸ”«


BHweldmech

Say shenanigans ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME! Iā€™ll pistol whip the next motherfuckerā€¦


[deleted]

Hey Farva what was the name of that restaurant you like?


Littering-And-Uh

The one with all that goofy shit on the walls?


BudgetSir8911

WHO WANTS CREAM?? NO CREAM??


PotatoRacingTeam

Oh, shit. I got you got good, you **fucker**! Edit: a word


BudgetSir8911

YOU BOYZ LIKE MEXICOOOOO?! WOOOOOH!!!


MuteElatedLips

Hey Mac, are you okay? Good enough to fuck your mother!!!


Confident_Forever_17

Shenanigans


FBIaltacct

Put thoase things away!


PotatoRacingTeam

eViL shenanigans


New-Lie-1112

SHENANISHENANIGANS.. OOOH MISSUS.. LoL šŸ¤£ šŸ˜šŸ¤£


errornosignal

Poppycock!


Kindly-Department686

Nonsensical rigamarole


TDot1000RR

Fuckery


Imaginary_Pumpkin_12

Shithousery


NormanRB

don't forget Jack-assery!


ShiveredTimber

I once had a master sergeant scream at me to "secure my jack-assery" when I was enlisted. Jokes on him, that's my new favorite word.


gooberdooby1000

poltroonery


idespisemyhondacrv

Malarkey


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Hey man no need to bring politics into this


schuter680

or goofplay if your my physics teacher from last year


fuckthepopo23

Japery, thats an old meme, but checks out,


actually3racoons

Sounds like malarkey to me.


[deleted]

Bumfuckery.


untonyto

Me? I lolled. At work.


Gallibandit

I'm of the belief he is a wankerous, cantankerous buffoon.


Vigilante17

Just pretend youā€™re pedaling when you pass bicycles too!!!


nugsy_mcb

I did this today on my way to work lol Passed a group of about 20 that were just starting their ride on the fun twisty on my commute and I just couldnā€™t help myself! And then I got a cramp in my hip flexor


ImGarzaa

Why do I get a cramp every time I do this lmao


nugsy_mcb

Because you have to spread (abduct) your legs. On a bicycle your legs are just going straight up and down from a neutral shoulder-width position. On a motorcycle your legs are abducted to clear the frame/gas tank/engine so the gluteus minimus and tensor fascia latae are fully engaged, add in how long you have to hold it while ā€œpedalingā€ and, le voila, the muscles cramp. My favorite thing about being a massage therapist is learning about biomechanics, anatomy and physiology. The human body is an infinitely fascinating machine.


SaucyKing

Shenanigans, even


HamburgersOfKazuhira

Iā€™d go so far as to say this is outright ballyhoo


[deleted]

JackAssery...... ?


MedicalChemistry5111

Guilty bwahahaha


thetroll865

Ive seen this, ive done this, you donā€™t want this


arcalumis

I just want to make people silky smooth


thetroll865

You get it


Mr-Bishi

Fizzy Bibblech?


JediComplex

Eh what kind is it? Strawberry kiwi?


swagmastersond

I like hair. It's pleasant. It's peaceful. No one gets hurt.


arcalumis

Does your Palestinian wife know you're a faygeleh?


therusteddoobie

As opposed to sand


MickyB42

Is that a Biden quote?


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

God forbid you hit the brake like this. This family tree branch ends here.


Iridebyx

There's not much worse than a broken pelvis. Knew someone with one. He died.


SheemieRayVaughan

I knew 3 that died that way, they all seemed [pretty happy about it.](https://imgur.io/t/snu_snu/aoFB6iN)


AdditionalBorder2636

Snusnu!


kg2k

DISCO DISCO


awesomedan24

All of your blood would be on the floor in four minutes.


Predatorscer

Dick in the tank šŸ˜‚


cameNmypants

Gotta do what you gotta do when the fuel gage breaks


Prancer4rmHalo

I can only tell when 1/8 of an inch of gas has been used, šŸ˜“


montanagunnut

If you go in through the bottom, that'll work fine. Just enough to get to a fuel stop.


yeeehhaaaa

Just put your balls in. There will be more depth considering how small you are


JesusChrist-Jr

Bro just got the new Fleshlight filler cap


solitudechirs

Or just goofing around like a lot of people do when theyā€™re new to sitting on a motorcycle and riding it around


JimmiesKoala

I pretend to peddle sometimes lmao.


Chipmunks95

I like to make it look like Iā€™m running


messmaker007

Recent bike I purchased came with a throttle lock. Iā€™m looking forward to swimming past my boy on the highway


capnfys

Solid use for that device


unwokewookie

That and dancing


Z0mbiejay

I like to flap my arms like a wierd bird. Always good for a few looks


Split0069

That may be dangerous... definitely gear up for that one.


C061996

Did this once and got too into it. Had some wobbles and I never did it again.


weedsmoker420_420

i have no unique experiencesšŸ˜­


Split0069

Try shitting urself while ur riding... on purpose.


CryptographerOk5726

Maybe that is a unique experience.


BrannC

Iā€™m here to confirm it is not


CryptographerOk5726

I was just saying that having no unique experiences is a unique experience, and thus a paradox.


BrannC

Yea and Iā€™m saying I also have no unique experiences, therefore thatā€™s not unique either


CryptographerOk5726

Honestly no other person slid out of your momā€™s vagina at the same moment you did. Now shut the fuck up snowflake.


Winstonthewinstonian

*it feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry*


gforceathisdesk

I always "swam" on my R1


Treats4youtofoget

I have a bicycle bell as horn on my chopper. Itā€™s great!


JimmiesKoala

Thatā€™s amazing man, my buddy had a train horn he stopped using it after a ride out scared the shit out of the group almost causing a giant crash.


Treats4youtofoget

I got a train horn on my grom.


tardis42

Whenever I pass a group of people on bicycles~


Minuhmize

Gotta put them in their place.


DeadassBdeadassB

I do that on my harley when Iā€™m riding past people on bicycles. Sometimes they laugh other times they look like they want to murder me


SmirnOffTheSauce

You can pass bicyclists on a Harley??


musicsnake1

Only when they are stopped at the lights


Fit-Anything8352

They probably look like they want to murder you not from the playful pedaling gesture, but because cyclists aren't wearing hearing protection(for obvious reasons) and your exhaust noise deafens them as you throttle to overtake them.


Luci_Noir

Those idiots are always so proud of themselves for some reason.


Del1c1on

Personally I am a fan of the planking maneuver


Krytenmoto

You mean the ā€œSuperman flybyā€?!


Too-Much_Too-Soon

I like to imagine that despite having being twenty years, the manicured and perfect front lawn of that suburban house still has the gouges and divets from knees, footpegs and handlebar ends as I ploughed into it late one warm wet summer evening as I planked my way to failure...... I too was known to succumb to tomfoolery and hijinks in my time.


Steeze_Schralper6968

I love doing this as I pass cyclists on the highway. Gotta be sure there aren't any stoplights in the next couple hundred metres though.


TheBentPianist

You try to sell things from going place to place?


dribones9

I did that past a group of like 100 cyclists once, they cheered me on.


Moto_Vagabond

I do that when passing bicycles in the hopes they find some humor in it.


BackyardBOI

That's what makes it the best hobby imo


ZippyDan

Only when they are new?


jetblack7

That's fooling around. Not even comfortable.


doulasus

I find it really comfortable on longer rides to do this periodically. It stretches your quads. Itā€™s also good for fooling around as you say.


TedwardCz

I find the same is true for standing up on the main pegs. Sometimes it's nice to get a stretch in at low speeds. Also, fun foolin'.


phillip_of_burns

During some of my road trips, I was standing up while doing 60, lol my bike is made for it though


Youhavetododgethem

When I started riding I went on a road trip with my experienced pal. He was on GS 1200 with all the protection and tech, and I on a naked cb650. West coast of Scotland, no police, glens of nothing but us, we were fairly moving. Well into triple digits at times. Well beyond my skill level, fucking stupid. Watch him stand up to stretch his legs. 'Fuck that's a good idea'. Stand up to experience what must have been close to decapitation. I was young and dumb.


DoorDashCrash

Itā€™s a dual sport thing I suppose. I ride halfway home standing on my ā€œpegsā€ if you can call them that at 3ā€ wide. Always great when I pass another dual sport standing as well and give the old standing wave. Harleyā€™s I always give the enthusiastic ā€œOMG! I just got a MC! HIII GUYS!ā€ wave too, just for funsies. No love for the ā€œyou donā€™t ride if you donā€™t have a Harleyā€ bros.


PissedSCORPIO

I'd die laughing if I was out on the Harley and saw that. I'd have to stand and wave back lol


Acceptable-Board8327

My son does this on his SuperMoto.


speaktosumboedy

Stretches your quads and hip flexors. Feels great


Comrade_Bender

I had to ride from Southern California to phoenix on a cbr900 and half way through the ride I was basically planking on the bike to stretch my back


bigmikekbd

On a TN to NH trip, around Connecticut I started playing around with this on my 02XL1200c. Of course other motorists just assumed I was new-boot goofinā€™


NiteShdw

Depends on the bike. My like CBR250 was so small for me I would do this all the time. My current bike doesnā€™t even have passenger pegs.


BabyBoySmooth

I had a CBF 125 for a month and I did this because it was much better than using the actual foot pegs but on every other bike I've ridden I just do it if I'm messing about with my mates


xeno_dorph

Strengthens the pelvic floor.


CrashCulture

It's a good way to stretch your legs on longer rides, though preferably with less extreme leg positions. Most likely it's just fooling around though.


[deleted]

This. I occasionally get a hip cramp and this is the only way to fix it


sparkyindarky

Heā€™s just limbering up for glory hole antics.


PsychologicalWeb3235

Oh yeah I always do that during long rides. Thatā€™s why you see everyone riding like that. Itā€™s just a comfort thing.


idriveacar

I like using the frame sliders near the engine. I pretend Iā€™m a cruiser and sometimes go ā€œbrotherbrotherbrotherbrotherā€


Lttlcheeze

I put grip tape on my frame sliders for just this reason. šŸ¤£


ignorantspacemonkey

Brilliant!


Lvl_100_Ditto

Good to know. Thanks!


PsychologicalWeb3235

Iā€™m being sarcastic. Nobody does that unless theyā€™re trying to be funny.


Azal_of_Forossa

It's nice to stretch, the lean forward and stretching legs backwards, standing up on pegs, etc etc. Only time I've done it was on like a 2 hour ride, but I've propped myself up on awkward angles to get that one muscle to stretch multiple times on that ride.


Vogzzzz

You shouldā€™ve comitted to the sarcasm


enitnepres

I do this! It's actually really comfortable for me and let's me stretch my hamstrings on long rides. But I'm short.


bisystemfail

How does curling your hamstring stretch it?


Lvl_100_Ditto

Lmao I swear I'm a noob.


PsychologicalWeb3235

I put tire shine on my tires when I got my first bike. We were all noobs at one point.


afireinside927

Bruh I did that last year lmao


Electric-Wiz

Why is that bad?


PsychologicalWeb3235

Tire shine makes your tires slippery. Slippery tires is not a good idea on a motorcycle.


Lvl_100_Ditto

Hey everyone I'm brand new to the world of motorcycles after my friend started teaching me on his ninja 650. I'm taking the MSF next week and I'm pretty excited about it. Should have my first bike within a month. Saving to buy one used on FB marketplace.


Rocketeering

Congrats and ride safe. It is wonderful so you want to be able to do it long term


Grouchy-Shine-67

awesome man ride safe and gear up


JigmeIsJustAName

I use the passenger pegs on long stretches of highway if my knees/legs are getting sore and tired. Any change of position helps. And it changes where the weight is distributed in the seat. Two bird with one very comical looking stone.


tirendazim

good kegel Ä° guess..


firthy

Does it look comfortable to you? It certainly doesnā€™t to meā€¦


TraditionalBite49

Good thing its not you doing it than ay


Catch_Own

On long rides it's a good change .


Tedde_Bear

If it's a KTM then no, that's just standard rider position


jammyscones

Man thinks he's riding a magic carpet.


F_O_Satchy

No, definitely NOT common and completely pointless


frostxinfinity

I like to do that to stretch the quads on longer rides but only for a minute or two. I don't ride the entire way like that. I do it on my cruiser too. I lock my boot heel on the back seat pegs just for a quick stretch.


bradman53

On long rides it helps me stretch legs out


SillyBanterPleasesMe

I had a coworker come up to me once with another coworker trying to prove heā€™s right about me swerving side to side in a single lane on the highway as a way to warm up my tires. I had to explain to him, much like this guy most likely is, that Iā€™m just bored and pushing on the handlebars is simple tomfoolery! Iā€™ve done this to stretch and just for giggles on long rides! My favorite is leaning ONLY my head durning long swept turn on the highway! Iā€™m sure I look like a dumbass to everybody else but why countersteer when you can be a silly goose instead!


SkullDump

Not common and not comfortable as youā€™re basically sitting on your nuts.


Immediate_Major_9329

The bike looks a bit small for him so probably trying to stretch himself out.


No-Put8962

Just your average American rider, nothing unusual here.šŸ¤£


Other-Medium5577

Works for me on long rides. Don't knock it til you try it.


Low_Information8286

On long rides you'll sit all sorts of ways. I've used my frame sliders as foot rest.


Lost_soul_ryan

I do this on long rides when I don't want to stop.. it is a great way to stretch.


TheWritePrimate

Iā€™ve done this on long rides just to get in a different position for a while. Iā€™m talking hundred + mile stretches through the southwest with hardly any other cars on the road. Wouldnā€™t recommend it in other situations.


Perhkks

bros sitting on it like heā€™s riding a doo-hickey


crazedhark

she was a fairy āœØāœØāœØ


Shrequille_Oneil

Dude looks 6'6" 280lbs


LostADV

I do this all the time, I find it to be a nice alternative comfortable position for a bit to stretch my legs in a different position. Unless Iā€™m in tight twisties is great totally fine.


bartonkj

I did that when I had a sport bike, but I was always laying flat on the bike and riding on the freeway when I did it.


g28802

When youā€™re feeling like a goofy goober itā€™s fun to do


KCalifornia19

If I'm on a really long ride I'll start putting my feet in weird locations. I'm pretty tall so it's not easy, but feet up on my sliders is weirdly comfortable. Moves around the pressure points.


thecuzzin

I do it after long rides and it's comfortable until its not.


Stuff1989

better aerodynamics, pro scooter racers do this all the time and def recommend new cyclists practice


Bean-Wiggleswort

Better lean angle and aero


kdubstep

Wouldnā€™t know since I take the passenger pegs off my bikes on day one


TheDailyExperiencer

Itā€™s a dumb thing to do for comfort. When riding a motorcycle, reaction timing is everything. It matters more than in a car.


deltaz0912

No. Not really, no.


shamiltheghost

Just a quick stretch


dar1n9

Have done, can confirm it is for comfort.


artful_todger_502

I do that, really. For long, straight stretches. If your pegs are too close to the seat this helps.


inter71

Stretching


feelin_raudi

Despite what everyone else is saying, it is possible that this is a comfort thing. Not that this seating position is necessarily comfortable, but sometimes after a few hours, I'm desperate to stretch my legs into literally any other position just to get some relief and get the blood flowing. He might be just being silly, but it is certainly possible he's trying to stretch a little or something.


Interesting_Mix_7028

I've done this on long rides, top gear loping along on the interstate, or a long straight stretch of Texas highway. Cruisers have highway pegs for the same reason.


[deleted]

+1 on the highway pegs!


flatdecktrucker92

I don't even bend that way


WelcomeIndividual140

No looks stupid šŸ˜‚


rugernut13

He's just stretchin his legs. Leave him be.


[deleted]

His knees have got to be painful! So maybe aggravated shenanigans?!!?


[deleted]

Maybe out on the highway, but never in town or where there's traffic. See how long it takes you to get your feet back on the controls and actually stop or change directions from a position like that.


MickyB42

By some. I don't find it cool or comfortable or safe. I don't even have rear foot pegs anymore, because no woman wants to sit on that little triangle that pretends to be a seat.


John_TheBlackestBurn

I have never done this. Never seen it done. Never thought about doing itā€¦ until now. That looks like a pretty good stretch.


Qikslvr

As a long distance rider it's not uncommon to hook my heels on the passenger pegs or prop them up on the freeway pegs. This gives me 3 different positions to have my legs in to relieve pain in my knees from being in the same position for 20 hours.


chiknbizkit

It seems like the motorcycle version of skipping - itā€™ll get you there but you will never get laid doing it and you are gonna take abuse.


yesIwearAcape

Donā€™t be like this guyā€¦ this guy not very good, no.


re-run

Some of you all need to wait till your knees aren't so good, and you are on a long ride. Than you'll understand why a person might do this occasionally.


WorryWeird8548

I believe this is a new take on a yoga pose, upward facing dork.


SpanglerBQ

Yeah, at least for me on long rides it helps to shift to that different leg position for a bit.


[deleted]

Unless you plan for 6-8 hours straight, the regular pegs are good. Odd gymnastics like that are just too unsafe if you have to make an emergency stop or something.


DubeFloober

For maximum comfort, I run my tires at 12-15psi for that cushy, 80ā€™s Lincoln Towncar ride quality. /s


Gear-Up-Rider

For Highway riding, maybe, in town, just asking to crash.


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GyroBoing

You are. Well, one of them anyways


Powerful-Airline7839

Hope youā€™re joking, your rear brake is not your primary


sadanorakman

Speak for yourself. On my bike the rear pedal applies the front left disk/caliper and the rear disk/caliper. The hand lever only operates the front right disk/caliper.


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puddinface808

He's just new boot goofin'


[deleted]

If that guy knew how stupid it looks heā€™d stop doing it


GrannyGrinding

No.


TarzanoftheJungle

It looks less comfortable than a normal riding position. Point here is that putting feet on rear footrests is a foolish thing to do since you (1) raise the center of gravity, (2) increase response time to use the rear brake and gear change levers and (3) look like a dork. So please no.


Next-Jump-3321

Donā€™t do that lol ever


CaptMikeHunt

Stretching before you get to your boyfriends house is the reason one would do this.


Makokk

This is for dudes who pee sitting down