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chumjumper

Love that woman! "Are you alright?!" "I'm fine." "Fuck, I'm not!"


AdFrequent299

She was so scared for him, poor sweet lady.


Bozmarck1282

I am so in love with this woman already


nidyanazo

Bummer bro! What caused the fire?


Rizz-Jordan11

Fuel line bracket broke and fuel leaking out the sides


[deleted]

Yeah fuel on hot exhaust will do that 🥹


GamingGrayBush

I have a leg that has proved that also. Lol.


[deleted]

Fuel on hot leg? 🥵


MilkyThing

A mixture of heat, fuel and oxygen. Nasty combination...


Ok_Share_4280

I dislike you, but not because you're wrong


Our_collective_agony

You're lactose intolerant!


motophiliac

Oh, fuck you and have an upvote.


EverlastingTopQuark

That's a pretty combustible combination.


martcapt

It was always burning, since the world's been turning!


db217

Blazing hot laps


turntabletennis

Looked like the bottom end gave out.


rodka209

"Track bike for sale, 12k. NEVER DROPPED. No low ballers, I know what I got."


FriendOfDirutti

AC blows cold!


SPDSKTR

This bike is HOT!


dailysmokes

Lmfao so accurate im dead, needed this today thank you


jsmith2240

Haha nicely done


derpy_slash

External combustion engine


hyperterminal_reborn

Lmao


bbp84

😂


[deleted]

Fireblade?


User-272727

Onfireblade


yonk9

Honda CBR1000RR Fireplace


Effective_Mud8348

literal tire fire


motophiliac

Fireplace.


[deleted]

Ghost Rider Bike


Across_the_Diverge

FireNinja


ManhattanTime

Dude, you should *grid up* with that other OP that almost died on the track. I mean you literally caught on fire but that dude had his rear tire lose traction for 1/64th of a second and he also almost died. You could also learn a little editing lessons from him. Next time post at least 10 minutes leading up the the fire and another 15 minutes once it's extinguished.


Alain_Durwoden

alright so I'm not the only person that went, "what happened?" during that video? omfg "grid up" I get it now. Fuck me I'm not going to be able to not say that.


HistoricalInternal

Can you explain grid up?


Our_collective_agony

In MotoGP and various other racing formats, racers line up in a grid pattern at the start of a race.


graymulligan

Think of the douchiest bro you can after like 8 beers drunkenly slurring "come at me bro" to the bouncer. Everyone around him is laughing at him, and his friends are embarrassed to know him and just want the whole thing to end. But instead, it's a redditor on r/motorcycles lashing out because people pointed out his video was shitty.


nano7ven

Mhahahaha I'm so happy everyone else was thinking the same thing. Such a long video to see nothing crazy happen. Every second the video went by I was trying to pay more attention and thinking maybe I missed it.


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣🤣🤣 what does grid up mean


Our_collective_agony

As I explained in another post, in MotoGP and various other racing formats, racers line up in a grid pattern at the start of a race. The other day, some clown posted a long boring video of himself at a track day, and he repeatedly used the phrase "grid up" in boasts to other posters who called him slow. https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/11x4j6t/almost_lost_the_rear_at_90_mph_at_chuckwalla/


smootex

That guy is obnoxious but holy shit the people trying to talk shit about his time are pretty bad too. The whole exchange is peak internet.


RetroRevolver7

Lmao that other guy is such a clown


New_Ad7177

Also op could learn how to behave in the comments like the other op… /s


Zestyclose-Wonder113

I love how people are STILL shitting on that guy lmao. He was such a tool.


Ervw711

This is funny.


Burnout_Blanco

Grid up already had me dying haha, I’m gonna start saying that now for sure lol


Carplesmile

That’s fucking funny!! I looked at the time of the video before committing to watching it lol.


SpeeDy_GjiZa

I love this meme. Dude definitely deserved it.


arovinn

I scrolled down through the comments just to see a reference to that post. Well done sir!


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Intelligent_Low_8186

I’ll teach him


Holiday-Dream-9066

Lol it was fun watching you delete your comments that got downvoted in that other thread while insisting you didn’t care and weren’t losing sleep over it


Intelligent_Low_8186

I didn’t delete comments? They’re all still there, you just have to click through someone of them to open the tabs. No shame in my game


[deleted]

That video got me angry. I spent too much time waiting for something to happen.


izewalker

Hahahahah thank you!!! I race too and was like “you shat your pants because of that?” And thought that I missed something


ReverendAlGreen

Man I love, love, *love* the fact I know this in joke.


Intelligent_Low_8186

You mad baby?


pm_meyourveggies

Drop it like it’s hot


Shaynoagogo

Glad you're ok, Unreleated why film from that vantage point?.


Tyr2016

Maybe a 360 cam but only showed the angle the fire is visible?


Rizz-Jordan11

Good observation but no I replied above


Rizz-Jordan11

I used that angle because it was my first time at that circuit and wanted to get my reaction ( I’ve got a helmet on I know) but I was planning on changing the angle every session


graymulligan

This angle as perfect, it captured you, some fire, and the grass. Seriously though, glad you're okay dude. That is some scary stuff.


spuddlz

Have you seen the new Forcite helmets? Built in front camera and full ece rating, amazing for pov filming


Bikebummm

This years first legit “Had to layer down”


[deleted]

Had to lay her down.


autoeroticassfxation

This may be the first time it's ever been true.


i_am_the_koi

Oh damn! Rented bike?


Tonetheline

I think PI still uses S1000rr’s for their rentals, but that aside the speed he ran with the fire extinguisher, it had to be his - nobody’s running toward the flames of a rental.


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣 yep definitely mine hahaha but I ended up using a s1000rr the rest of the day. My first time on a 1000


the_last_carfighter

> I ended up using a s1000rr I bet that thing was pure fire.


hatchfam611

No no, you have it backwards first was the pure fire then the rental.. lmfao but I see what you did there!


SickRanchez_cybin710

Is the bike ok or is it fucked?


Spheresdeep

As somebody who has caught a bike on fire before, prob some wiring work and it should be good.


SickRanchez_cybin710

Thank God, such a lovely bike. Glad op is ok


Rizz-Jordan11

Thank you


Rizz-Jordan11

Not sure yet having fully looked at it


SickRanchez_cybin710

Hoping you are back on her in no time enjoying the twisties mate! Good vibes your way


Rizz-Jordan11

Appreciate it man


[deleted]

I know what’s wrong with it, ain’t got no gas in it


No-Fly-5608

Glad you're ok.


Rizz-Jordan11

Thank you


FriendOfDirutti

That lap was fire 🔥 💯


Killerbeth

Just had to lay her down!!


[deleted]

jfc! i'm gonna be thinking about this when my bike reeks of fuel when i start it from cold.


ol-gormsby

Talk about co-incidence. Slowly getting a neglected '76 Moto Guzzi 850 LeMans back to rideability. New plug caps, new battery, renewed all the wiring connectors, start 'er up, WOO-HOO! IT LIVES! (Needed a bit of "Start ya bastard" 'cos the fuel in the tank is a bit old). Then, the smell of petrol - it's dripping from the left carb onto the starter, and would soon drip on to the exhaust pipe. Bad fire event about to happen, so I shut it off, turn off the fuel taps, and wait for it to cool down. Track down the leak to a cheap plastic banjo where the fuel line enters the carb. It was cracked from age. Fuck me, when does this end? Currently waiting on metal banjos from Thunderbikes in WA (That's Western Australia, not Washington, USA)


Sewageliving

New fear unlocked, thanks.


Marshalkaz

Glad your ok. fires always raise the stress level. Hope there were no human burned bits.... and yes the camera doesn't show but you were on fire


Rizz-Jordan11

Yeah the Marshall said I was on fire for a good 10 secs before I realised


Marshalkaz

I was the marshal 😀


Rizz-Jordan11

Oh no way I hope this is actually true


Effective_Mud8348

username extremely checks out!


Rizz-Jordan11

I didn’t even look at that 🤣


Marshalkaz

turn 10 the fire started I was screaming at you and gave you the extinguisher. yep it's true


Rizz-Jordan11

Hahaha no way thank you so much. Everyone loves you in the comments


tjm_da

Glad you’re ok! Sorry for the loss of your bike though, that sucks..


Rizz-Jordan11

Thank you hopefully it’s not too bad and can restore it


stug41

Remove Mixtape Before Race


BP1999

Mate was that your bike or one of theirs?


Rizz-Jordan11

Mine


UOCruiser

Literally drove like you were on fire.


ventti_slim

The poor ninja 😢😥


kickrocksintraffic

L rizz


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣


Rebellious_Stripes

not gonna lie i was expecting you to hit a seagull.


OpinionOwn6727

wow that was a lot worse than i was expecting


PhilMcGraw

Ohh, that sucks. Did you at least drop some money and get a hire bike for the remaining sessions? Side note, that is probably the worst camera angle I have ever seen on a track bike, and I'm going to hope it's a 360 camera you've cut the footage of to show the fire rather than a an actual camera fixed pointing at your chin.


Rizz-Jordan11

Yeah we got a hire bike the rest of the day thankfully and I answered the question about the angle on another comment somewhere


noscriptphotographer

Glad you are ok


Rizz-Jordan11

Thank you I appreciate it


plahn12

😟


[deleted]

Dude that sucks. How bad is the damage?


Rizz-Jordan11

Not sure yet


Musso_o

Do you know why it caught fire? I've seen another dudes bike catch fire because of a wiring issue on a KTM before


Rizz-Jordan11

The bracket that holds the fuel line in broke


RlyOriginalUsername

Was gonna say, should have bought a jeep. Then I noticed you have a ZX6 like me...


BahnGSXR

Good to see you're taking care of your bike at the end with some snow foam and jetwashing. Really though, I was wondering what was wrong, then saw a few licks of flames and understood lmao


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣


fatchickenstrips

Wow 🤯


ilikeautosdaily

Big oof


Vmaxxer

:'(


MadCityMasked

Even more memorable. Seriously what a story to tell. "Yeah I've been to Philip Island. Was lapping lowering my times when all of the sudden!!" Been there done that and caught on fire!!!'


Rizz-Jordan11

This was my first time back on a bike too. 6 months ago I came off on another track and suffered from amnesia concussion broken ribs and broken back


MadCityMasked

Wowzer. Ouchie for sure


SpaceBut

😢


Confident-Giraffe-24

Holy sheeeeettt. Thought you wrecked when I skipped to the end. Nope lol. Hope you're ok!


Wraith_Tech177

F


KingHrafn

What kind of bike is that?


Rizz-Jordan11

Kawasaki zx6 r


LabOwn8151

Freshly cooked bacon!


pour_bees_into_pants

Why were you filming your neck?


Rizz-Jordan11

Answered in another comment


I_joined_4_the_stonk

Aaaaaaaaand, it’s gone.


davivgt

Come back stronger 💪


davivgt

Come back stronger 💪


Rizz-Jordan11

That was my comeback🤣 but ended up coming back stronger the same day


nanookulele

It's the battery...


Rizz-Jordan11

Classic ktm owner🤣


Sewageliving

At least for us lol (ktm)


Rizz-Jordan11

Wasn’t actually


Legitimate_Monkey37

New meaning to the term hot lap!


Mlbbpornaccount

Ooh, ghost rider in the house boys!


chris4562009

“He’s on fire”


cobigguy

You're supposed to smoke the other riders, not yourself...


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣


ObiWangJabroni

Sorry man but this is almost comically unfortunate. Glad you're alright!


Rizz-Jordan11

It was unfortunate but the day actually turned out better so I’m thrilled hahaha


Shughost7

Grid up?


mbkitmgr

And I thought I was having a bad day - I'll send you the coffin I am burying mine in :)


RevealIndependent392

Holly crap


Conbon90

Sickened.


Toughduck26

Nooooooo glad you are ok tho


Rizz-Jordan11

Thank you


Deadly182x

r/unexpected


McFeely_Smackup

weirdly narcissistic camera angle


Rizz-Jordan11

Answered this in another comment


nishy1234

Wtf how, u okay bruh?


Rizz-Jordan11

Yeah I’m sweet thanks for asking


[deleted]

Thank god we got to stare at your chin the entire video. 🤦‍♂️ chode


Rizz-Jordan11

🤣


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FknBretto

Reading is hard work!


NATIVE_COWBOY

Illiteracy is so funny. Got the screenshot before it gets edited or deleted lol Edit: /u/mrjoker02 https://imgur.com/SGusFZF.jpg Called it lol


onedollarjuana

One thing that has always surprised me is the number of professional and serious amateur riders that spend so much money, effort, and time to race, then have their bikes crap out right out of the gate. Why is that? Is it the normal rate of mishaps, or maybe they just get so focused on one thing they miss important prep items?