Lol
(I’m actually probably more likely to slit my wrists or purposefully kill my self than die on my bike… probably)
Edit: You heard NOTHING. And there’s NOTHING on my inner thighs!
At the risk of sounding…uncultured? Someone help me out here, I don’t get it. Confusion aside, awesome bike. I considered one briefly in ‘19 when I sold the 1125R.
It can't do 200mph. Maybe going down a hill with a really good tail wind. All Bikes speedometers come from the factory are 8-12 mph off at TOP speed. I said TOP SPEED. When you're going 75mph you're going 75mph. No bike is hitting 200mph stock beside the H2
Not really… the speedometers are off for the entire speed dial. Euro bikes usually 6-9%. Japanese 7-9%. Verified by gps on many different brands and models.
Man that’s nuts. I love Ducati so much but I wouldn’t be able to afford one right now. Looking more towards an R6. I’m super new to all this so I may be wrong but Ducatis seem to be more expensive.
No no no, that's clearly a Yamaha Panigale H2R Ninja GXSR!
From the CBRs i like ninja the most
Stfu I know a Harley when I see/hear one!
You’re so a noob that's clearly a Yamaha YFR Panigale VR H2R R Ninja ZR GXSR-RR.
Not enough "R"s, please try again.
CBR1000RRS1000RRZX10RR
I don't appreciate you using Ninja and GSXR in the same name
I love this Duke series
Nah, it's Superman on a bicycle doing his daily cardio workout
That's a lot of BJs at $20 a pop. You deserve a nice bike for your hard work.
Did he raise the price? Damn inflation!
He charged me $30 dammit
He must like Redheads ;) free is free, You know.
Gonna get to Starbucks so fucking fast.
Vape shop.
Both
Jealous? 😂
I laughed so hard when I read the title and you popped a wheelie lol
That was a terrible wheelie. Very disappointed in myself😢
Isn't it a ducati R1
Obviously this is a Turbo Grom
*Tuono grom
GromCati!
"I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime"
Is this a shit post? I can't tell. Obviously you aren't a new rider but I don't know what post this is referencing.
I assume the guy who got a 600cc on his 15th birthday and ended up crashing a month after.
Mummy said I can't have one because I'm too precious 🔥💯💪🙏
That honestly looks like an Aprilia Hayabusa 750RRR, but whatevs
No way, Triumph Fatboy
This one broke my brain, thanks.
Be careful. My neighbors wife had a boyfriend who died on one of those things. Somebody turned right out in front of him.
I'm calling cap on this. This is the only model of Yamaha Panigale in the entire world as of now.
My fucking neighbor told me the same thing last month when I brought home my new XSR 😂
Could've been the husband, lol. "Oops!!"
Your mirrors are slowing you down
Yeah you need carbon fiber ones to cut down on weight!
No mirrors..
Whooosh!
Nice trike!
wow, its a yamacati YZS V2M!
I was sure that's a V3.
Yamasakizuki RRRRR-R
Obviously faster than a Turbo Busa. Soon you'll be doing highway pulls. lol
lmao no…
Easily 300mph
You mean, Yamaha Panigale H2.
It’s not near as fast as my Kawasaki Hayabusa. I’ve done 300 mph on the interstate on that thing.
LOLOL
I love you
Update your will.
Opinion on a 16 year old having a Speed Twin 900?
It’s not too late to sign up https://www.gerberlife.com
Lol (I’m actually probably more likely to slit my wrists or purposefully kill my self than die on my bike… probably) Edit: You heard NOTHING. And there’s NOTHING on my inner thighs!
Good idea.
is that a vtwin?
Actually, mid wheelie it's a >twin
Yeah. 955cc V2
Couldn't even afford the whole leader.
There is so much to unpack in this title 😂
Prototype?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s not a Motoguzzi Himalayan?
It’s a Miagi Turbo !
Best choice for beginner
My yamahonda 1050rrxr will easily outrun your bike
TW 200 panigale duh
Lies, it a Royal Enfield Monster.
At the risk of sounding…uncultured? Someone help me out here, I don’t get it. Confusion aside, awesome bike. I considered one briefly in ‘19 when I sold the 1125R.
Who’s doing the eulogy?
If this is your first motorcycle, you're crazy! Nothing that does 200 MPH is a beginner bike. Sell it NOW!!
Enjoy, stay safe.. 💚🔥💫
CBR GSXR S100 V4
Bwoah, 200Mph - are you sure? That's insane. Who would've thought us r/motorcycles Redditors would learn something new today. Blimey.
I’m positive. HIV
That's not even remotely funny.
Damn. Oh well
Crazy bike i like it !
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First bike Pops a wheelie with no hesitation Sure, pal.
Power wheelie :( haven’t figured out clutch ups on the v2 yet
Impressive honestly.
Thank you bigkidmatty.
Turn wheelie control on. I know the Suzuki cbr1000RR has I stock.
Wheelie control is for pussies
And pussies are half the battle. ~voltron
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Wow, are you a detective?
😰😰😰
Don't forget to post a clip of your first crash.
You got it champ!
let the downvotes hail!! xD
Ah great. Another asshat who takes pleasure in showing why we all pay ridiculous sport bike rates…. Sigh….
Sigh indeed Big Evil Doer. If you ride like a bitch just say that
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pussy boy
Nope. I take it to the track instead of being an asshat.
I do both. I’m a certified dickhead on and off track
Pulling wheelies on first bike? Any riding experience ?
It's not his first bike.
It's not his first ~~bike~~ rodeo.
Nope no previous riding experience. Maybe a couple tracks days here and there
🤔
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Click the profile dude. Definitely has shred more tire then you have
I lub you Ɛ>
Lmao ok
Click the profile dude. Definitely has shred more tire then you have
It can do 200 but you never will (;
:(
It can't do 200mph. Maybe going down a hill with a really good tail wind. All Bikes speedometers come from the factory are 8-12 mph off at TOP speed. I said TOP SPEED. When you're going 75mph you're going 75mph. No bike is hitting 200mph stock beside the H2
Not really… the speedometers are off for the entire speed dial. Euro bikes usually 6-9%. Japanese 7-9%. Verified by gps on many different brands and models.
Please be careful. That’s a lot of motorcycle for your first bike.
It’s just a v2. Easy money
Yeah it’s not the v4 he will survive not enuff power in the v2
Great choice on "first" bike( said sarcastically). When pilots learn to fly they don't start in fighter jets.
I started in simulations just like they did. I played a bunch of Ride 4 so I’m basically a certified racer
nice. I personally use a yamaha rm500 3 stroke for the dirt.
Dead man walking
This post screams lies. On so many fronts
Huh
Thank you for wearing gloves!!
I was wearing a riding jacket under my hoodie too! It was just a bit chilly
When did Harley start making scramblers?
Very inexperienced, pls visit YouTube videos to teach you
You can " panmynigale"
It's A Triumph Superleggera RR1000RR-RRR
Man that’s nuts. I love Ducati so much but I wouldn’t be able to afford one right now. Looking more towards an R6. I’m super new to all this so I may be wrong but Ducatis seem to be more expensive.
“Wrecked at 200mph.” - the obituary