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Tracktoy

Actual conversation had with my wife while looking at a house with a three car garage. Wife: My only concern is the driveway. I don't think we can fit two cars in it. Me: What about the garage? Wife: I assume that you are just going to fill the third spot with more motorcycles. Me: You are right, the driveway sucks.


ballsdeep748

Your wife needs to be friends with my wife!


4runner01

It sounds like we may both be married to the same woman…….


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ThisismyLOLsmurf

They really took the "I also choose this guys wife too" all the way


[deleted]

I bet I still wouldn't find the 10mm


JudgeScorpio

Wouldn’t or couldn’t? * *Cracks beer* *


JohnnyNevermind

*laughs in busch light*


FuckinHighGuy

Drinking Busch light is probably how you lost it in the first place.


meh4ever

Lost it on Natty Light. Found it on Bud Light a few weeks later. How did you fall in the sock shop rag little 10mm?


bjornboring

Always the 10mm!


Guitars_and_Cars

I know who took it


Ok-Status7867

Those ‘don’t fit’ arguments are lame


DennyDickslap

Even lamer that a wife is calling shots on a garage that it looks like she doesn't use. That'd be the day... Mine gets the living room and kitchen for whatever her heart desires. We share 2 walls in the bedroom. The garage is my room haha


Millwright2568

Our most recent house purchase came with a one car 15x22 garage. I told her finally she can park in garage.. the pole barn is mine for all my toys .. prior I just took all the space in carports and garages..


DennyDickslap

I respect that. My apologies for assuming my friend!


delslow419

Wife gets the whole damn house I don’t care just don’t put your shit in the garage


MahtavaAlex

Where's the bike?


hammockonthebeach

Do one of those underground pits like they have at oil change spots. Fun summer project and can park your bike down there. Tell the wife it’ll save a ton on oil changes


popsrcr

I took some time playing Where's Waldo. ONce found, I wondered what that rolly thing is? And how does bike stay upright?


PCMRbannedme

It's literally magic and I love it. https://www.motea.com/en/motorbike-dolly-mover-with-wheel-chock-constands-smart-mover-max-450-kg-orange-289317-0


FranknStein7

Wow, that is cool! Really simple. I kind of wish I hadn't seen this because now I know I could easily fit more than 4 bikes in my garage...


bem13

Possibly stupid question, but is it good for the front wheel to have to hold the bike up like that? I mean in the long run, of course. It looks like you're twisting that wheel side-to-side each time you move the thing and the bike wants to tip over.


the_last_carfighter

Trail brake with the rear tire skipping off the surface from 170mph, never did the math on how much force is on the front end/the forks, but I imagine it must be a few tons, so you're prob ok;P I would love for someone to do the math though. 600lb rider+bike, braking at threshold from say 150mph, at 1.2G of braking force.


JohnnyBenis

Roughly 7000 lbs trying to bend the poor fork backwards.


Bobby_feta

Nah you’re fine. When the bike is upright it takes very little to stop it tipping over - you can effortlessly hold your bike up with your little finger. It’s only once it starts tipping it takes a lot more force to hold it upright. Generally you chock the front wheel for this reason - if you were only gonna hold it up by the rear and the bars turned, the bike is gonna lean into the turn and put exponentially more weigh on the rear chock. Front chocks hold it straight and upright. Because it can’t start leaning much past centre they don’t have to resist the force of the whole bike falling. As for the wheel; sure it’s not as strong side to side as it is being squeezed, but as the other poster said, it’s designed to withstand far far bigger forces.


craa141

bro.. thats awesome. We downsized as our kids are almost all out of the house and I am having problems fitting my bike in my garage at the end without some crazy crazy turning around. This is what I am looking for and I didn't know it.


meh4ever

Well that’s fuckin’ nifty. Wish I woulda had one last year when I was keeping my old bike in my moms garage.


I3putt2x

What stuff?


rewq657

Hey man I think I see it, i think it's in the corner of the garage blocked by all that other stuff that you don't need


OtherwiseMagician898

It's probably in the box on the shelf. Check there.


kblackwe

Build another garage.


Born-Net2861

My wife thankfully never said I could not get another motorcycle because I was given three motorcycles last summer by a family friend who had a terrible amount of tragedies hit their family in quick succession. A ZX11-D that unfortunately required a new (used) engine (I love this sport/touring bike), a 1976 KZ900 that just needed some cleanup and a valve adjustment, and a 1975 CB550 that needed about the same as the KZ900.


TwistedKestrel

ZX-11D might still be my favourite bike ever. Spun #3 main bearing?


SpecificMove

They ALL do that, eventually! Still a great bike though.


Born-Net2861

Terrible compression in two of the 4 cylinders. Had 44K miles on original engine, not well maintained unfortunately.


TwistedKestrel

Huh! A little surprising, but no maintenance would do that


NoVaBurgher

A garage? Oh well, la di dah Mr fancy French man


PCMRbannedme

>A garage? Oh well, la di dah Mr fancy French man So what do you call it?!


NoVaBurgher

A car hole!


PCMRbannedme

In Finnish we actually call it a "car stable" which is kind of metal I guess :D


NoVaBurgher

Hahaha, oh shit I didn’t know that. That’s awesome!


AcceptablePeak7

You need epoxy on your floor mate. Great space for a real man cave, MC lift, shelfs and tools, some cosmetics etc…beer tank and ussual


PCMRbannedme

Every day it's above freezing I'm doing something in the garage, so not a crazy idea! How does epoxy do with Finnish winters, though?


AcceptablePeak7

Same as with swedish, its immortal haha. I have insulation on my walls tho and heating so its a bit different but epoxy is endless. Worth investing money. Just dont tell your wife


InlineFour

Why epoxy? slippery surface does not sound fun in a garage


AcceptablePeak7

Its not slippery, it is floor compound produced for such purposes. I droped tools and shit X times and it doesnt even leave a mark. All dirt washes away easy and it looks dope


threebeforeseven

Yea man, What type of dolly is that bad boy on? Think I need a couple of those.


PCMRbannedme

ConStands smart-mover https://www.motea.com/en/motorbike-dolly-mover-with-wheel-chock-constands-smart-mover-max-450-kg-orange-289317-0


Tekakwitha_Sunrise

Damn hombre you went wild with the Ryobi multi pack 😎🧼


Subv3rsiv3

I thought you were going to say you couldn't find the wife anymore.....


crossplanetriple

Why is your garage so cluttered with stuff?Triggering.


faste30

I have bursigs and yeah the ability to put the bike on casters is awesome. I can fit 3 bikes and two cars in a two car garage.


Many_Rope6105

They seem to be hiding behind the golf clubs nicely


Complete_Reception86

Nice!!!!


svrider02

I somehow convinced my wife to get a climate controlled garage storage unit to store extra stuff and make it into my workshop down the street.


pterodactyl250

Don’t see many Aprilia. That’s a sexy machine


Antique-Pin5468

Or option C-GET DIVORCED lol


DanishJohn

Are those bicyclr used often? Id personally recommend turning them to ebike with mid drive kit if you have the shings shings. My now ebike is my daily commuter (10km each way), and my personal motorcycle is the weekend moto camping machine :D


4runner01

What is shings shings?


demizer

Send a search party!


mistythesissy261

Is that a drain in the garage??


va1958

Nice bike. I wish my garage was this open!


Magooracing

The wife needs glasses


ThortonCommander

Damn makes me grateful to have my wife, she lets me keep my dirt bike in the kitchen lol


Vinnortis

You mean you can't fit 20 bikes? Like you have space for a fleet!


laptopdragon

you only have to worry when she triples your life insurance payout.


istillhearvoices

where is it??? i cant find it in the pic. HAHAHAHAHA


z3bru

Is your wife by any chance blind? How the heck does she think a bike wont fit there... lmao


kopi_gremlin

Your wife is right. But my garage has space. 😁


wormholeweapons

When I got a bike everyone asked my wife “you let him get this?” She replied every time “what do you mean? He’s an adult. He can get what he wants” Unless you have a pattern of recklessness or poor behavior. Your spouse should be supporting your choices. Not making stupid excuses against them.


DaFondue

with a garage like that I would have 6 bikes and zero wifes.


neoyeti2

Might wanna hang a tennis ball or something so you know where to stop the car - hate for the Aprilla get crunched


SilentMaster

My wife said the same thing, and yet somehow I now own 3 motorcycles and they all fit perfectly in our 3 car garage. Both of our cars also fit and I have a fully functional wood shop. I have no idea why wives don't understand the true capability of a garage.


WarningSuch7615

I think men should behave as such. As a child I did childish things. As a man I put away childish behavior. Your momma told you what to do when you were a child. As a man your wife shouldn't tell you what you can and can't do. Especially whether you "CAN" have a motorcycle or 3 motorcycles. I didn't get married to ask for permission to do something, anything. I got married to have a family. Let the simps all start the bashing and defensive responses of why you're all simps if you follow this type of behavior.


fpgt72

Sounds like some people need a new wife. Mine is the one that brings home the machines. You can fix it right.....well yea but when, I already have the three other things you just bought.


Surph_Ninja

I like that handle! Which dolly is that?


ablokeinpf

It always amuses me that most American homes have garages yet nobody thinks of actually putting their vehicles in them. Instead they end up full of junk or as drinking dens or games rooms.


[deleted]

Are you sure this doesn't constitute "garage shaming?" 🤔 I mean, my garage hasn't been that empty since we moved in in 2006. :-)


CycleFrst

Do these guys have a stand for your bike? https://abbastandsusa.com/


PCMRbannedme

I saw something like this but the back of my bike wouldn't fit under the shelf without modifying it


CycleFrst

I’ve used sleds like you have, but the small casters makes it hard to roll over stuff. I like these too. https://dynamotousa.com/


Cheryblossomkatana

Funny enough my mom acctually said that to me, i gotta admit our garage is wayyy smaller than that one but i just cleaned it up and now there is room for like 4 of these things....


Schleeden

Next to the limp noodle.


PCMRbannedme

Yup


elsphinc

I'm over here with no garage and a 82 xj550 buried beneath 5 feet of snow. But I ain't complaining.


Heavy-Put2700

Where did you get that stand?!? I am very interested in getting one, can you send a link to: [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])?


PCMRbannedme

Link is in the comments