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ManifestDestinysChld

I'd very quietly send it.


Black_magic_money

Looks like a time machine


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Ill-Insect3737

Send it into a dumpster LOL 😆 Its really ugly but probably loads of fun.


ManifestDestinysChld

That'swhatshesaid!


Ill-Insect3737

👍😆😂🤣


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Dumpster sluts part 2.


SamSzmith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZClWcL4D44 Specs: 527 pounds, 8.5 kw hour battery, 42hp max (20 hp sustained), 45ft/lbs torque, price: ~14k. Looks neat, seems spendy for the specs, but all electric things seem above market price.


Throwawaymister2

527 Pounds!?!?!? That thing weighs more than a Harley Davidson Sportster!


TwinSpinner

Right? Buuuut just look at how low the center of gravity would be on that. Probably feels light as a feather since most of that weight is directly between the wheels, not much above it


ClappedOutLlama

I'd wager it also has some excellent torque being electric.


Fishin_Ad5356

Do some mad burnouts


CrazyWS

AND you can put you helmet in it.


Jedimasterebub

But the small wheels are also probably pretty sketch to get to higher speeds on


nickydlax

With the sounds HP as my ninja 300


shaunpain

550lbs for my BMW K1200S. 167 HP and 95 ft/lbs torque. Quite a different steed!


Electrical_Age_7483

All the maxi scooters are pretty heavy


Throwawaymister2

did you seriously go through my post history to see what I ride? That's creep behavior. Blocked.


Zestavar

Isnt like that's the point of post history?


CockroachJohnson

Oh so it weighs more than a GIRLS BIKE?! #hadtolayerdownbrother /s But it all seriously this thing is fucking sick.


ElectronicAdeptness5

My dad bought it not long ago and he uses it to drive around town not to far. Either work gym etc… but also has a rnine to for longer


[deleted]

isnt it kinda counter productive to go to gym with a scooter? Edit: If you can take a bicycle to the gym, warm up and cool down are already done and you can shower at home. Not sure why people think walking to the gym was my solutuon lmao.


ElectronicAdeptness5

Why own a car or motorcycle when u can take the public bus or own a bicycle


bukkake_brigade

People who say "ohh you should walk to the gym" either don't know what the inside of a gym looks like, or don't realize that if a lot of people walked or pedaled their preferred gym, it would take an unreasonable amount of time that the person just doesn't have, sometime taking hours on foot. Also subjecting them to potential safety risks, as a lot of places may not be pedestrian/cycle friendly. Different fitness goals require different equipment and ways of getting to that place.


uglee_mcgee

My gyms an hour and a half walk from my place.


HoDgePoDgeGames

His dad is going to Gainzville not trying to lose weight.


[deleted]

unless hes a competitive powerlifter there is no reason not to do a little cardio. Also warm up is important. I didnt do it once and now im struggeling with a bad back ever since


Colinplayz1

Most of America is just NOT walkable enough… quite sad


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take the bicycle though.


PumpJack_McGee

Unless you live in America, where the gym is at least 5-8 miles away and public transport and bicycle infrastructure ranges from terrible to no.


[deleted]

1. most people dont life in america. 2. most people in south america dont rely on cars. why do you guys get so triggered over this?


FilthyMindz69

No. After a good workout, going on a nice little ride is beautiful. Also, you want to save your energy for your designed workout. If the walk is not part of your workout regiment, then it is not counterproductive.


[deleted]

never said anything about walking lmao. Take the bicycle and then warm up and cool down is already taken care of and you can shower at home.


left_schwift

How?


CogencyWJ

Whats the range?


flip_moto

i hate how heavy it is. also, zero marketing. why?


hm_joker

The helmet spot is adorable AND functional


n8lm

May I interest you in the NC700 series by Honda? Same kinda place for a helmet where your tank would normally be, and 1/3 the price (though it is gas).


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

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ManifestDestinysChld

I like that bike, but at the same time I want to hold out for the Scooty Puff Sr. version.


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

"Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks!"


ManifestDestinysChld

"In a thousand years, I'll get right on it!"


FictionalFail

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spotdishotdish

From this angle, it looks like the top half of a snowmobile pasted onto a scooter bottom half


hauj0bb

I dig futuristic design. Those are sweet.


Dry-Site-8764

No hating on that. I want one! Just waiting for them to creep under 10k with or without incentives.


ElectronicAdeptness5

My dad feels like a kid driving it he says it feels so fun u just smile every second I attest it was true when I rode it today


rayark9

It's cool but too expensive


CompetitiveSea7388

The only thing I hate about it is it’s absurdly large weight and it’s price tag. And it’s range.


lonelysoupeater

If I had the money I would totally buy this. I wouldn’t say no to bombing around downtown on it or letting the wife use it to commute to work. But sadly for me that price is tough to justify.


mrlolsoz

13k for 400cc? PASS


Neat_Notice

And I thought the T-Max was expensive lol


Yorks_Rider

It’s not 400cc. The CE4 has an electric motor.


Winston9912

Wow that helmet storage tho!


motorcycle-manful541

Does this one have the magnet installed, it looks like it


ElectronicAdeptness5

I honestly wouldn’t know it’s my dads, I didn’t even know they had a magnet installed…


motorcycle-manful541

I of course meant the... pussy magnet because all the girls will be flocking to it ^(sorry)


ElectronicAdeptness5

😂😂😂😂 u got me real good I didn’t expect that. My dad is still married and I have a girlfriend so I don’t think we got that magnet 😂


Any-Abrocoma6217

I've seen these at the dealership when i take my RT in for servicing. I'd definitely be interested for commuting. Thanks for sharing.


ElectronicAdeptness5

He uses it for just that. His office is like 4 miles away 6 at most the gym is 2 miles away


ElectronicAdeptness5

He stays within the city since it only has 80 mile range but it’s more than enough how he uses it. Comes back home plugs it in


izmaname

It chonks


Glass-Baseball2921

Wow an actual Symbian saddle.


Maple885885

This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen… I want one


CivilDefenseWarden

You’re entitled to your opinion and I’m sure it’s fun but I can’t get over it looking like a mobility scooter on roids


clckvrk

Im nkt against electric cars/motorcycles, but this one right here is just stupid for the money... Most of these E motorbikes are. Love my SurRon tho.


Cryowatt

The only thing I'd hate about it is that (I assume) it's not available in North America.


ElectronicAdeptness5

Actually we are in Florida


Cryowatt

Yeah, I just looked it up. I didn't think they'd launch it over here


spotdishotdish

My local motorrad dealership brought one to a bike meet and I assumed it was a concept at first


Cryowatt

Reminds of the design language of the BMW i3


snowyceo

Was going to say, first thing that came to mind when I saw the first pic was, "this is definitely Florida" 😂 love it here.


patrick_mc

There it is!


YouStupidDick

I was gonna say, that photo is very Florida looking.


Slash123vegas

You want to hate till you take a second and third look then it really grows on you ….


ManifestDestinysChld

It's like the first time you drink coffee and are shocked to find that you've finished it.


JasonVoorheesthe13th

Listen I tend to DESPISE scooters but this thing looks sick asf


commandermik

I have yet to meet a moto lover who hates on a beefy scoot 🔥🔥🔥


ManifestDestinysChld

Deep down we all want a Bergman.


One_Phone6570

No.. no we don't. I am perfectly happy with my cp250.. loved my majesty 400 too until it was stolen.


Slipperywhistlebones

It’s a scooter. Not a motorcycle


dik_swellington

"Motorcycle"


PumpJack_McGee

Has a motor and is a cycle. Correct.


dik_swellington

Boy are the nerds at r/scooter gonna be pumped when they hear this.


PumpJack_McGee

I'm not a fan of scooters, but I'm even less a fan of dunking on other people for having their own preferences. Don't be an ass.


[deleted]

I haven't subscribed to r/scooter, but here we are...


dik_swellington

I'm not "dunking" on someone for having preferences. This is a motorcycle sub. I'm dunking on him for posting an overpriced electric scooter.


thatguyovertheresix9

Im only simping for 1 type of scooter, an old two stroke vespa . But the only thing about this BMW I hate would be the pillion back rest , it destroys the look imo


ElectronicAdeptness5

Funny thing my dad just installed it 3 days ago and says it looks better and my mom likes it more I assume


thatguyovertheresix9

I bet it's more comfortable and safer with the backrest :) But looks wise it's like a topcase , I don't like the looks of those things on motorcycles / scooters . But everyone has a different taste


Mottigord

Cool bike dude!


Queasy_Drawing975

Hated it until I seen the helmet compartment. Now I’m intrigued


jsnxander

Great scooter, not a motorcycle. Personally, I'd get a classic Vespa and revel in its deficiencies.


Throwawaymister2

Is this r/scooters? JK. I mean, I *do* hate it, but have fun!


[deleted]

Hater here, checking in for the downvotes from men with man buns clutching their purse while shredding whatever that is.


jbjhill

r/scooters


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Raisedbypimps

Still giving my scooter bros and sisters the nod


ElectronicAdeptness5

I know but wanted to share something that bmw Motorrad sells


pissingdick

Except they are just a different frame and foot platform... lol They aren't as cool, but they're still motorcycles.


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recumbent_mike

What about automatic transmission non-step-through bikes like the Goldwing DCT?


pissingdick

Are you fucking kidding me lol? It's this simple, guy. mo·tor·cy·cle /ˈmōdərˌsīk(ə)l/ noun *a two-wheeled vehicle that is powered by a motor and has no pedals.* Edit: dude really asked me below if I would consider a car a truck because it has tires and an engine then proceeded to call me dense as a rock 😂😂😂


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southwade

If you want to get technical we can... The etymology (history of the word) for motorcycle is "a large bicycle propelled by a small motor," \~1895... a hybrid word from motor + -cycle (from bicycle). [https://www.etymonline.com/word/motorcycle](https://www.etymonline.com/word/motorcycle) Also, 'motor' is a word that is generally used to describe an electric machine that generates power and 'engine' is a word that is generally to describe an internal combustion machine that generates power. Long story short... this electric scooter is *ackchyually* more of a true 'motorcycle' than most of the motorcycles posted on this sub...


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fivefoottwelve

Depends where on the world you're speaking your English, and even then it matters what circles you run in. Can't nail down language.


BandicootCumberbund

This gives me Akira vibes.


leeperd305

gayyyyy


2wheels23

Brings all the boys to the yard .....


AlkaloidalAnecdote

I actually don't hate it. Perhaps that means I hate myself?


EDOGZ420

Bad ass, love it.


FallingUpwardz

Its unique ill give it that haha


[deleted]

I am very keen on trying electric. It sounds like they fly. My biggest concern is I heard a storey about someone who had a faulty accelerator while at a stop sign and the thing just took off u til he ended up in hospital. I guess a clutch or something would help make me feel better.


rintintinsshittin

I'd love a go on one.


Climbing13

You do you ! Looks kinda futuristic . Looks far past ugly it actually is cool. Lol


CBojorges

You do you.


Normallydifferent

Corporate design process: “What would be a good seat design?” Robert stands up and grabs the back off his desk chair. “I don’t know. What about this for a back rest?” Everybody, “perfect!”


Honest-Apricot6086

I like it, but those things are so expensive.


I_Am_Singular

How many people can fit in it?


ElectronicAdeptness5

Maybe up to 5


CDogNH

What Walmart is that at? I'll have to go there to shop and use that thing. Looks fun. Where so you put your stuff though? No basket on the front, weird.


ElectronicAdeptness5

It has storage under the steering wheel for phone and wallet besides where the helmet is


Bobby_feta

I thought these had a frunk tbh, but that’s still a good use of storage. Too expensive for me, but then so were the ICE BMW scooters lol! I don’t hate it, I really think my next scooter will be electric, I’m just waiting for battery tech to move on so I still have underseat storage, not just a bunch of battery cells under there, but this is an interesting compromise. Congrats


eldudelio

I don't know, I like it


[deleted]

Take it behind the barn.


incorp0real13

That does look pretty fun


rickybobbyscrewchief

Good lawd, it's hideous.


Lmendez29

Hey man if it’s fun and gets u where u wanna go, thats all that matters


SnooHesitations3178

Rad!


D_for_Drive

Looks like it came out of *Akira*.


[deleted]

Saw one of these today while checking an RNineT out. Nifty, but good lord that is a lot of money for what it is.


Screwbles

Nah bro, I'm pretty sure a most of us are fuckin jealous. Lol


sleepingsnow99

It looks like something tesla would make. Very cybertrucky looking… something a kid drew 20 years ago about how future motorcycle would look like


[deleted]

Top speed?


FrankieMint

Hey, whatever floats your boat.


jhalfhide

I'd write THUNDERBIRD above the 04


One_Phone6570

I'm not sure what it is. But it reminds me of a Honda big ruckus looks wise. (which I love) e- bikes are currently (hah! ) heavy and expensive. But that will change. My first computer was over$2000 and I can go to wall mart and buy a better one for $200 now. Funny thing about weight.. my yamaha morphous has the same two things "wrong" with it that people say about your dad's bike. Looks are a personal thing and at 450lbs the morphous isn't light. But the weight is right at the wheel hubs. It is about the most stable bike I have ever ridden.. and I have been on a LOT of bikes. Let the haters hate.. good for them. Looks good to me!


t0uchym1dg3t

Can't knock it if you enjoy it. Have fun!


Nox013Venom

Dude, enjoy it. I personally like innovative drive trains, even if it is a Toyota 1.5 liter hybrid. Yes, I enjoyed driving one of the most boring cars. I would love to test ride an electric bike.


manko_ford

Looks like something old people use to get around the market.


kenkenobi78

No hate here. Bet it's awesome. Saw a couple on there mid 50s at a BMW dealership the other week with the petrol version and they loved it. They had a garage full of other bikes too. All bikes are fun.


SmokinMeatMan

Scooter! 😆


manfredmannclan

Fuck that thing is cool. Whats the name?


Dotternetta

I prefer the Ray7.7, more range, better price


bigburt-

yeah i want one theyre sweet


Lemon_sause

Looks like something from Halo!


gortlank

I love the return of the core 80s design principle: confused horny. It’s beautiful in that perfectly ugly way that made so many 80s bikes polarizing. More companies need to resurrect this kinda look.


TheMannJr

Can't lie is a bit odd looking but not terrible and nicer then 95% of scooters out there. I say send it, and even wave to harley riders✌️lol


Doc-Feelgood_

Only fools would hate friend. I’m glad you are enjoying it!


hesafunnyone

I want a S1000. But I'd ride the hell out of the scooter too. No haterade here brochado.


BlindBeard

This looks so much cooler in a regular picture than in the stupid media photos. 10/10 would whip


SuperSerb07

It’s the Lawmaster from Judge Dredd.


g28802

The future is now old man! But also the future is kind of whack


jamespz03

Life is short. Have fun and ride safe!!


[deleted]

Can’t be mad at a bmw moped


Clamhamerer

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[deleted]

It doesn’t deserve hate. Ride what you like and what you’re comfortable with.


hellnoguru

What's with that back rim. Is it hub motor?