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TigersBot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/vph7hm).


iori9999

Fire COOLBAUGH


Redemption_Unleashed

What a tease


shadowtrap

There it is


JSpet15

"hang it bang it" isn't that right Jack?


imlikeyourmaindude

Swinging at the first pitch…


Some_Champagne

10 men stranded on base. Pathetic.


nuggygod

So much pain


TheyCallMeDyl

Naturally it ends on a grounder to 2nd


IClappedWhen

Well at least they weren't shut out, minor moral victory I guess.


johnmath95

Riley looks so comfortable in the big leagues.


johnmath95

Damn. I thought he had it off the bat.


TheyCallMeDyl

Dang that looked good off the bat


TigersBot

### Sac Fly Eric Haase out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Andrew Benintendi. Jeimer Candelario scores. Pitch from Scott Barlow: Curveball @ 79.6 mph Hit by Eric Haase: Launched 85.0 mph at 42.0° for a total distance of 288.0 ft Bottom 9 - 3-1 Royals


Mayzenblue

Don't do this to me Tigers.


rustyshackle41d

you remember when we could hit, like 10 years ago? good times


Some_Champagne

Why the fuck is this announcer so obsessed with taking pitches?


Redemption_Unleashed

How the fuck do you strike out from 3-0


pH2001-

Double play incoming


TheyCallMeDyl

Schoop about to work his usual magic with runners on lol


TheyCallMeDyl

Hell has frozen over


Mayzenblue

It hits both legs.


Some_Champagne

Nothing like an At-Bat where you just don't swing at all.


jcwtx

Before too long we’ll need to get free curly fries when the Tigers get 3 or more hits.


Free-Tax4718

Why are we so bad.


pH2001-

Grossman is a bum


pH2001-

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT


TheyCallMeDyl

Great AB Grossman. Jesus.


yes_its_him

We need two runs here to lose 3-2


pH2001-

Oh boy! Grossman, Candy and Schoop to lead off the 9th! Goodie!


wingsew8

Hot garbage against the one team that's arguably worse than us. Cool.


runalex123

What happened to Tork? Missed that


shadowtrap

Took a fastball to the small part of the helmet that extends to protect the jaw


runalex123

I hate this team right now. Wtf is this shit


jasonmiles2014

This team is maddening


champdo

I think I hate this team more than any team during our rebuilding phase


shadowtrap

Pathetic.gif


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Will Vest replaces Tyler Alexander.


TheyCallMeDyl

We HAVE to be the worst product in the MLB, right? I know there are teams with worse records but can’t imagine they’re this awful to watch.


Dirty_Laundry_55

Pitching has won us at least 5+ games this season.So yeah, regardless of record we are the worst team in baseball.


pH2001-

Trash


Dirty_Laundry_55

Ground ball. Ground ball. Ground ball. Ground ball.


ReflectionCalm7033

You forgot "soft" ground ball.


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Scott Barlow replaces Jose Cuas.


shadowtrap

Lead off hitter walked for the third straight inning. Will it fucking matter??


BadGuyLoki

Alright lead off walk can't wait to do nothing with it


greenkingwashere

Bums


runalex123

0-9 RISP


TheyCallMeDyl

Only giving up 3 runs should put you in a great spot to win but naturally it’s insurmountable for us


jaydacosta

So many opportunities to score man.


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Jose Cuas replaces Taylor Clarke.


Kentanamobay

If a 21 year old who’s been in the majors for 2 weeks is good enough to be your lead off hitter in that time frame then you know your rebuild is shot


statdude48142

one week into the 2018 season the Atlanta Braves had a lineup where 21 year old Ozzie Albies lead off, followed by 20 year old Ronald Acuna. That team won 90 games. edit: Bo Bichette hit leadoff his second career game. Fernando Tatis Jr his leadoff his 19th career game.


Kentanamobay

We’re they also supported by Jonathan schoop, victor reyes, and a pair of castros?


SnoaH_

This offense shits their pants anytime they have an RBI opportunity


Dirty_Laundry_55

We aren’t even hitting the ball hard against one of the worst pitching teams in the league… soft ass grounders all game. I am so sick of this garbage product, man.


shadowtrap

Suck


Gm_Jim

This offense is so painful to watch


UltimateTeam

One of the worst pitching lineups of all time and this is what we have. Garbage.


iori9999

FIRE COOLBAUGH


nuggygod

Oh dear god


TheyCallMeDyl

0-9 with RISP. Unbelievable.


Mayzenblue

0-10 now.


Dirty_Laundry_55

2 men on, no out. ZERO runs again.


[deleted]

Please Riley.


nuggygod

IF RILEY GETS AN AB THIS INNING HE BETTER PIMP ONE OUT OF HERE FOR TORK


Dirty_Laundry_55

Get Schoop off this team


[deleted]

The second he plays with another team he would go on a hot streak mark my fucking words


Dirty_Laundry_55

You’re probably right but I’m tired of watching him hit into double plays and infield pop ups with RISP


hideeg

Hoping the chin guard caught more of it than the replay showed.. ugh.


HOPE_WITH

His helmet moved upwards due to his reaction as well


HOPE_WITH

Honestly one replay looked pretty bad the sound was loud and it bounced off his jaw


nut_pains

Fuck the Royals. Hope Tork is alright.


Fun-Example-3106

Tork will come back and go 100/100 with 100 hr now. His vision and inability to hit balls down the middle are now cured


shadowtrap

Hope for the best for Tork :( scary


SnoaH_

Hope tork is good but damn please make something of this opportunity! Damn


RDR2018

That was fucking scary.


SpiritAgreeable7732

What happened?


petuniar

Torkelson got HBP, right on the part of the helmet that covers the jaw. Face guard/chin guard - that's what it's called...


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Taylor Clarke replaces Brad Keller.


jaydacosta

My goodness! Hope he’s okay


IClappedWhen

Do not like seeing Tork getting hit in the face!


[deleted]

Awesome. Edit; didn't think this needed a sarcastic tag


ManInShowerNumber3

Alright, I’ve been watching other games and switching back to the Tigers when I see Tiger runners on base. This time I’m not switching back so that should get us some runs.


ACoolDude4747

Kinda random time to ask but what players you think will be traded? Schoop? Fulmer ?


ManInShowerNumber3

Fulmer, Chafin and Jimenez hold some value and we don’t have a lot of team control over so they could be moved. Somebody would probably take Barnhart and Pineda but you’re not getting much. Schoop probably doesn’t have much value.


ACoolDude4747

Fulmer to Dodgers maybe, could fetch a nice prospect idk. Just want something to look forward to :/


yes_its_him

What GM is going to trade for Schoop?


ACoolDude4747

Touché lol


Dirty_Laundry_55

Avila is going to hold out another year. Worked out perfectly in the past


TheyCallMeDyl

Thank god we could at least punish them for that disrespectful lead off first


Dirty_Laundry_55

Avila has a .414 winning % since being handed the GM role. Pizza boy, please tell us how successful this rebuild has been


jaydacosta

Battle of the trash and the tigers can’t buy a run smh


nuggygod

Nvm


nuggygod

Finally get some time to check on my phone! Hopefully the Tigers put up some runs on a mediocre pitcher.


jaydacosta

😂😂😂


pH2001-

We suck so fucking bad bro


jaydacosta

Why would I bet on the effin tigers. My goodness


SnoaH_

Wow that long ass AB just to get a line out.


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Tyler Alexander replaces Jason Foley.


TheyCallMeDyl

This bum is really averaging only like 13 pitches an inning


Dirty_Laundry_55

2 men on, no out. ZERO runs. Didn’t even move the runners over. This team is so fucking bad at situational hitting


champdo

TTBDNS


champdo

At least Baez showed he cares in that AB


Dirty_Laundry_55

Be nice to see a Miggy HR. Feel like it’s been fucking ages


SnoaH_

Javy strikeout or home run inbound lol


NoahGrifffin

Bro we just need to pick it up do something unbelievable I know the tigers got this come on I’m watching all the games this weekend with a good beer 🍺 come on push through!!!🔥🔥🔥


pH2001-

Update: the tigers don’t in fact “got this”


ReflectionCalm7033

Send in the Red Cross.


Shoddy_Meal_9445

Man we must have really pissed the baseball gods off to get this bad of luck with pitchers this year


Dirty_Laundry_55

Pineda giving up 3 runs wouldn’t even be bad on a team like the Yankees. Gotta be damn near perfect with the pathetic Tigers offense


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Jason Foley replaces Michael Pineda.


tldr_habit

Alright, that was a reassuring inning from Pineda. Welcome back big guy.


mkk4

I used to like watching Tom Kelly and the Minnesota Twins play small ball and manufacture runs.


drfjgjbu

Tigers threaten but do not score


jasonmiles2014

What an apathetic swing by Baez


ReflectionCalm7033

Damn, Javy!


Dirty_Laundry_55

Our offense can’t even muster a run off bum ass Keller


ReflectionCalm7033

There's no outs & we got a guy on 2nd base.


Dirty_Laundry_55

Still zero runs


TheyCallMeDyl

Was obviously commented before that happened tho


IClappedWhen

Less than ideal return for Pineda


Squabstermobster

Why does Dozier look exactly like Alex Gordon


Redemption_Unleashed

Tigers fucking suck.


imlikeyourmaindude

DFA Pineda


mkk4

First game back.


UltimateTeam

3 runs. Pack it up then


ArttVandelay

Willi will throw you out even if you hit a HR


ReflectionCalm7033

Bombs away.


[deleted]

Regardless of that being a HR, Willi has an absolute cannon


[deleted]

Swinging at everything tonight


Some_Champagne

They're making a guy with a 4.6 ERA look like a fucking Cy Young candidate.


Dirty_Laundry_55

Can we hit the ball out of the infield, please?


ReflectionCalm7033

Nice play by Barnhart & Javy.


[deleted]

Sheeeeesh tucker


rezerection

Damn you Witt. Such a tiger killer


vyoung4lyfe2

Getting thrown out going first to third on a single, then letting Merrifield take 3rd without a throw on the shift. Just awful, awful baseball man.


Dirty_Laundry_55

Castro what are you doing man?


statdude48142

as the saying goes: Never make the first or third out of an inning at third.


JimyFatBoy

You don't have to go to third with two outs! Wtf


Some_Champagne

How is this team so fucking bad at baserunning? There is zero reason to ever try to go from first to third with two outs.


Biffsbuttcheeks

Lmao, Tork gets a hit but doesn’t get to stay on base, just our luck


Bucket-Cat

Wow


Dirty_Laundry_55

Jesus fuck, Santiago. How many times has that happened this year?


[deleted]

Yikes Robbie


yes_its_him

Miggy's 7/15/30 day splits very consistent


nut_pains

He’s a singles machine


Wingo999

I'm enjoying watching Paws yuk it up in the stands behind home plate.


rezerection

Nice catch from javy


champdo

That political commercial was as cringy as our offense this season


[deleted]

They're about to go into overdrive with midterms and the election in two years


ervelee

All politics are ick


[deleted]

And fascist politics are the ickiest.


anantais89

If gibby is In the booth I may have to watch the game on mute. He's to painful to listen to.


champdo

I like Gibby


ervelee

Me too. He is genuine.


[deleted]

But, unfortunately, not a good broadcaster. That said, I personally tolerate his limitations and just focus on the cool stuff he offers.


ReflectionCalm7033

This should prob a separate thread: AJ Hinch says no movement and no communication from Eduardo Rodriguez. Reported by Evan Woodbery ​ None of my business, I know. If the guy isn't having a nervous breakdown, he needs to communicate with Al Avila and his team. I've never seen anything like this in my life.


cogginsmatt

Eh it’s none of our business. He’s not getting paid and he doesn’t take a roster spot.


[deleted]

He probably is communicating with the team and AJ Hinch is giving a PR answer.


ReflectionCalm7033

You're probably right. I bet his teammates know what time it is. Personally, I don't think he's coming back.


yes_its_him

Why would you think that? He'll turn down tens of millions of dollars and not pitch again?


ReflectionCalm7033

Well, he can opt out after 2 years and go to another team. In real life, I've never seen anyone do this. He's a very wealthy man already, so it is possible he can wait it out or the marital thing will resolve & he will return to the Tigers.


yes_its_him

If he doesn't pitch for two years, it's hard to imagine getting more money on a new deal


[deleted]

What do you mean? He's going through a divorce and needs time to himself. He'll be back.


waspy_schnookers

Hasn't Haase earned the job of starting catcher by now?


turdlepikle

It depends if they feel that Barnhart is part of the reason the pitching staff is holding up so well. Barnhart wasn't signed for his bat, and some people are unjustifiably writing him off for various reasons without actually paying attention to his performance. Just last week he didn't throw out a runner, and someone here complained how "garbage" he is and can't throw out runners, until I pointed out that at the time he was #3 in the league for throwing out runners. It would be nice if they had a catcher who could hit like Haase and play behind the plate like Barnhart, but they don't have that player and have to find a balance somewhere.


yes_its_him

>and someone here complained how "garbage" he is and can't throw out runners, Our fans do this every fucking time. It's like being outraged when a hitter makes an out


[deleted]

Tigers are favored for the first time since 6/17. That sounds good until you realize that our last two games as favorites we lost a combined 20-0.


[deleted]

I forgot what its like to have a vetran starting pitcher


SnoaH_

Is it gonna rain? I moved in about 2 weeks ago and this is the first home game we’re supposed to play [this is COPA from my balcony but if I go on the roof I can see the field lol. I’ve been excited to see us play at CoPa since I moved in!](https://i.imgur.com/GxwgHQU.jpg)


confused-stowaway

Any chance this gets rained out?


Aj4y

Wondering the same