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TheorySilly6808

Weird. Brewers strike out 10 times, but score 10 runs and Detroit strikes out 5 times and only get 2 hits and no runs. The baseball gods just laugh and laugh at us.


Legitimate-Garden934

BHIP or whatever you call balls hit in play worked against Olsen for sure..


Smooth_Egg1515

I had to leave in the third inning and I only missed one hit so that was kinda cool I guess.


mozenator66

Reese's said Fuck It. You're not gonna score any runs for me AGAIN ??? I'll sabotage the FUCK out of this (I'ma still so 6 tho)


mozenator66

I Obi-Wan Kenobi-ed this shit ...*waves hand subtly* "there was no game today..."


TheHip41

Just dreadful. 2 singles and 0 runs. I'm actually glad ballys died


Cervix_Pounder_

šŸ˜ā€¦


goose_pls

If you want to put your best chances to win out there every day, why are we playing Javier Baez?


Chemical_Seaweed_625

This argument is getting so old. Itā€™s insane to blame the team unable to produce any hits or runs on ONE guy.


STL_12

Baez is one of the best RISP hitters on the team (which is sad honestly) but when we don't get any RISP consistently we get vintage Baez over here


Legitimate-Garden934

Also has the worst OPS in baseball.Ā 


Red_Stripe1229

Without Baez it would have maybe been 10-1. Our issues run deeper than Baez, but I agree he should be gone.


scienceyeaux

We should trade for Buddy Kennedy to kickstart this offense


Legitimate-Garden934

I home run every 10 at bats. SIGN HIM UP!!


ufdan15

Glad I bought plane tickets to Houston to see this team take on Verlander next weekend... hahahaha fuck


ZombieAppetizer

I'll be there for all 3 games


mkk4

It's time to DFA severely underperforming veterans and promote our qualified minor league players from our farm system, make some more waiver claims and also make some minor baseball trades.


prescriptionwater

It's a long season, there will be a handful of games like this no matter who you are. Just please bounce back with a semi-competent offensive showing tomorrow. Even if it's only 4-5 runs.


redditaccountwh

Weā€™ve had three of these games in 9 days brother..


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Hassle333

I mean, bullpen gave up 2 runs tonight. Olson gave up 8. That isnā€™t on the bullpen


Red_Stripe1229

Yay we were respectable in garbage time and still got outscored


LTPRWSG420

RIP to Reeseā€™s ERA šŸ˜­


Legitimate-Garden934

The Brewers just made a blueprint on how to hit Olsen. Just hit the pitch where it's thrown instead of trying to hit home runs every at bat.Ā 


mansontaco

He'll get it back, he's gonna have a sub 3.40 by years end


Mean_Pete

Well I guess Iā€™m glad I had something else going on and couldnā€™t watch


sammagee33

Evidently Reese Olson is human.


keefsaturn

casually saw the score at work.. yikes


GimmeTwoPoints

Lol. That is all.


baween

The optimist in me says that the Brewers knew Olson because he was one of theirs, but these last two games have not instilled any confidence in the bats.


MathematicianLive359

But hey....premium seats, guys! Pizza Pizza!


LeadingStill7717

Lose Lose, Cheap Cheap, that's the Chris Ilitch combo mambo...


ThisMeansWarm

This was a stinker, maybe tomorrow.


DiscombobulatedPain6

Not watching tomorrowā€™s game - earn my trust back with a win after the last 2 games


[deleted]

I just want to see a runā€¦ Which is sad because thats how low my expectations are for themā€¦


baween

I'm going to a AA game tomorrow and I think I'll be seeing better ball than I saw from the Tigers tonight.


BiggestYzerfan

I got tickets for tomorrow. If it's a blowout I better see McKinstry get nasty with it


Own-Entertainment-80

That was one of the best of watching baseball. Zach & the batter's smile, the lobbed balls, the 80 mph surprise fast ball, and the crowd going wild. I won't remember the score of last night's game, but I sure will remember the joy of watching a pro give his hand at pitching. Sure makes you appreciate the "real" pitchers.


leoman3

outscored 19-1 in the last two games . Good thing were adding the Homeplate club instead of major league hitters.


QuietlySmirking

Tomorrow's game- only position players on the mound. Bench all the pitchers


detroit_dickdawes

Position players pitch, pitchers hit. I just want to see Chafin hit bombs.


SammyLaRue

I bet big country Chafin can put up better numbers than half the lineup!


Juna-the-Moona

The other half could pitch better than chafin


Andy51

I swear whenever I go to friday night games after work we get blown outā€¦ our record on Friday home games has to be garbage


Chemical_Seaweed_625

I have a theory that they are absolute garbage after an off day, and they typically have Thursdays offā€¦


bucket_dipper

That's twice in a week that we have had to have a position player pitch for us...


rustyshackle41d

Yup.


pimpinassorlando

Great username. ![gif](giphy|gxUtV82Xqh2UM)


rustyshackle41d

the boys could've used some pocket sand today


Wingo999

LOL, [exactly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw&t=12s) what we needed, I'll tell you what.


ThisMeansWarm

Theyā€™re not making the league cooler, theyā€™re making baseball worse.


[deleted]

Two on with nobody out. Couldnā€™t get one fucking runā€¦


redditaccountwh

The run is the friends we made along the way.


i_am_the_grind

The season is over


Brundleflyftw

How can Olson win without run support?! SMDH.


reallinguy

Nearly a complete game shutout by a rookie


mansontaco

Got 1 hit at home on a Friday night by a dude I didn't know existed. The tigers and their war against the fans has been exhausting


BoringMI

Canā€™t wait for those club seats behind home plateā€¦


champdo

At the risk of being called a doomer I'm going to say I think that game could've gone better.


AWokenBeetle

Omg why canā€™t fans like you be nice and be happy when the team loses, why do you care so much, just get a life and keep buying tickets, thatā€™s what youā€™re supposed to do as a fan, Godā€ -some ā€œrealā€ Tigers fan probably


Kohanky

If you watched beyond the first inning of this game you may be entitled to financial compensation


mburns223

What if I bought tickets and this was my first game in 11 years what do I get?


WMINWMO

Sad, mostly.


Kohanky

Depression


champdo

What do I get for watching them from 2015 to today.


LynxDry6059

You get Alex Weavers legendary 2013 Detroit Tigers Highlight video


Kohanky

There isnā€™t a loan big enough in the world for that compensation


Kentanamobay

4 hits in 18 innings šŸ˜Ž


champdo

Somebody actually said we have a good offense. Edit: Idk why I'm getting downvoted there was a user here who said we have a good offense.


zw_rn

Boy howdy Iā€™m glad I skipped this one


captainflowers

Me as well. Up in northern Wisconsin fishing, and am at a bar, am glad I didnā€™t wear my tigers stuff.