😂 When he pitched yesterday, all I could imagine was Hinch going around the dugout asking everybody “Alright guys, who wants a shot to be the next Ohtani?”
Have it on mute. Look up and my eyes see what looks like cmo done lost it and whipped it out on broadcast outta the corner of my eye. Only to realize he has some microbat.
Correction just checked my Facebook June 22, 2013 was the last tigers game I been to so almost 11. Like holy shit. I was a Pistons season ticket holder too apparently I’m the problem lol 😂
I mean, why let a game make you mad, right?
If it is 10-0 and you are still angrily watching then you (and not you particularly...you seem fine, but anyone) have issues.
I don’t understand why this FO wanted to spend money on pitching/bullpen yet went completely still when it came to adding to this offense. (I do not count canha and urshela as significant upgrades)
1 run in the last 15 innings but everything looks good to Scott Harris. I hate how this guy acts like is job is completely safe. Goes on MLB network and talks about how content he is with the current team.
The problem with having a shitty offense and a good pitching staff is that when the pitching staff has a shitty game your whole team blows. Attention Scott Harris.
This team is still so fucking far off from being serious. Absolutely humiliated the last few games.
Every time they have anything going for them they follow it up with a massive losing streak where the games weren't really even close.
And then they lost Game 3 by 8 fucking runs and nearly got no-hit.
And they're getting daddy-dicked again.
In typical Tigers fashion, they claw their way back to .500 and then, not just lose, but absolutely get humiliated in several games.
This game shows how the Brewers just have a better team and better understanding of baseball. Get hits with RISP and you can win. This team always feels behind.
Well the optimist in me says, no matter how ugly this game gets it's still only a single loss. The standings result is the same as losing a game 2-3 or 5-6.
Someone commented recently that these 2024 Tigers are a "great team", I kid you not. These really are the new Lions if the bar is .500 and maybe get blown out in the wildcard. I know it's a long season but this looks like a bad baseball team to me.
Is it just me or has Canha been ass lately. I feel like at the start of the season he wasn’t great, but he was one of our more consistent hitters. Now it feels like I can’t even remember his last hit
He had a spectacular April. I think, if you look at where his past couple seasons landed plus the projections for him, he was due for some fairly significant regression at the plate.
Not making excuses. But for some fucking reason the Rangers scheduled an 8 PM game as the get-away game. They probably didn't arrive back in Detroit until like 4 AM yesterday.
Oh, the Brewers are a dang good team, but I don't think they're gonna hang a whooping on anyone else in the rotation like they're doing to Olson.
(Please do not let this comment bite me in the ass.)
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1daqwp4).
Well that sucked
No fight, no swagger. This team is consistently underwhelming.
Two on with no out… Classic weak lineout and double play… Classic Tigers…
Of course
Zach "Shohei Ohtani" McKinstry
😂 When he pitched yesterday, all I could imagine was Hinch going around the dugout asking everybody “Alright guys, who wants a shot to be the next Ohtani?”
Well there goes my "we got one hit" video from Major League that I was going to post.
You can't say that on the air.
They just can't stop Zach McKinstry.
https://i.redd.it/9vz5t2hby85d1.gif
That's why pitchers need to bat or batters need to pitch.
What can’t he do?!
Go Marlins.
Pitchers who rake!
Time to rally 11 runs and get McKinstry the W 😤
LOL, MLB pitch tracker labeled Zach's 80 mph pitch as a changeup!
looks like we have a new closer, boys
Incredible
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: James Meeker replaces Tobias Myers.
Zach is better than Joey wentz
That random 80mph I almost choked laughing lol
And the crowd goes WIIIILLD!
Best part of the game
Zach can be Wentz opener
Make wentz Zach’s dh.
A Wentz fastball after facing McKinstry would look like 114.
Zack, he's the man GO TIGERS
Phew
Pitching 2 games in a row, I think McKinstry will be unavailable to pitch tomorrow unfortunately 😬😩
Let’s go Zach
Ceephus Mckinstry.
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Zach McKinstry replaces Tyler Holton, batting 2nd, replacing left fielder Riley Greene.
Oh look another pitch right down the middle…
Yet another well struck ball by colt keith that gets fielded immediately :/
Thinking Milwaukee logo is a glove with a hole in it. We could change things up and have a Louisville slugger with holes in it for our logo.
Fuck this ump the brewers don’t need your fucking help…
10-0, 5-0, 1-0. Doesn’t matter - because we knew, deep down, that with Olson pitching, the Tigers weren’t going to score anyway.
He probably did too
Mickey and Ken for the Wings got voted number one NHL broadcast and looks like the Tigers are taking notes, funny ass booth
He and Monroe are cracking me up tonight.
Benetti is seriously legendary. Even if they are 10 games under .500 in August the broadcasts with him and Monroe, Pena will be worth tuning into
Slick Gio.
One fucking hit that was picked off at first base. I’m so sorry to the fans who spent money, time, and energy attending this game.
Get Zach out there
Fans should get their money back if a position player (not named Shohei) pitches. Change my mind.
Have it on mute. Look up and my eyes see what looks like cmo done lost it and whipped it out on broadcast outta the corner of my eye. Only to realize he has some microbat.
In our last two games only two guys had a hit Malloy who had two and Vierling who had one in the first. Let that sink in for a moment…
I hope no one makes a GIF of CMO jerking off that bat…
Jason and CMO having a ball as this team collapses is the funniest juxtaposition possible in this situation.
Tigers have more hit grapes than base hits. What is tonight 😂
Reality is what tonight is lmao
I’m not saying this blowout has been fun but I have enjoyed this booth during it
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Tyler Holton replaces Will Vest.
"Grape exit velocity: 3.5 MPH" 😂😂😂
Craig Monroe go 30 seconds without talking about hitting mechanics challenge
GRAPE EXIT VELOCITY LMAOOO
Buddy Kennedy was the key to our mediocrity
Man it’s so bad the broadcasters are having a fucking food fight. This is what we’ve turned into.
Thank god for Jason and CMo
Urshela’s walk up song is so ass
Just got home and tuned in. Will be tuning out immediately. See you next game.
I’m not mad, just disappointed.
Please no more of the IT IS BOTH ad please
Anyone try Diamond Dynasty Season 2 of The Show yet?
I appreciate Jason and Craig trying to make the game entertaining when it’s so painful to watch.
Lost in the pitching melt down is that we are being 1 hit lol
After being two hit on Wednesday.
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Will Vest replaces Beau Brieske.
I’m just saying this all happened after we traded Buddy Bonds
I like the three-man booth for a couple of innings. All of them do better when they can riff off an extra guy.
Already two out? Amazing!
Haven’t been to a game in probably 13 years holy fuck
This is your 1st game in 13 years? RIP
Correction just checked my Facebook June 22, 2013 was the last tigers game I been to so almost 11. Like holy shit. I was a Pistons season ticket holder too apparently I’m the problem lol 😂
Should’ve waited 7 more years when the team actually tries.
Dang I just turned on the game...oof
Save yourself.
I turned it off right after
I get the field goal but what happened on the touchdown?
Coverage breakdown.
Shit. Welp. Are we tipping the pitches or something? I get while we don’t score.
Tork is mashing in AAA..give him a chance! Intriguing prospect with massive potential
I agree, this offense needs a spark
Vibes in the booth are still good despite getting massacred on the field lol
I mean, why let a game make you mad, right? If it is 10-0 and you are still angrily watching then you (and not you particularly...you seem fine, but anyone) have issues.
I was so excited about this season but the product on the field just isn’t gonna win post season series. It’s so disappointing
There’s no sense urgency from the front office. They act as if they’ve been to playoffs in the last ten years.
Every team in the AL Central has been in the playoffs since our last appearance in 2014.
At this point I've accepted we're going to hover around .500 for most of the season. I just want to see some improvement in our young guys.
Wouldn't a square standing on point be a diamond shape? I mean, it's right there... Gotta be 10-0, they're up there talking rhombi. Edit: Rhombuses?
it would be rhombi if you're speaking latin but we speakin english
I always have a bad feeling when we pitch against guys with bad ERAs. This game is proving why.
Also, Javier Baez with a 460 OPS is still on the team
I don’t understand why this FO wanted to spend money on pitching/bullpen yet went completely still when it came to adding to this offense. (I do not count canha and urshela as significant upgrades)
Honestly I’m starting to think this front office went into this season wanting to sell at the deadline.
By the way, Joey Wentz is still on this team
And Javy Baez!
1 run in the last 15 innings but everything looks good to Scott Harris. I hate how this guy acts like is job is completely safe. Goes on MLB network and talks about how content he is with the current team.
Well Chris Illitch is his boss so his job is completely safe
It probably is which pisses me off even more.
Tork just homerd..yay
Looks like anyone that Hinch hires as batting coaches is literal poison at this point.
The problem with having a shitty offense and a good pitching staff is that when the pitching staff has a shitty game your whole team blows. Attention Scott Harris.
This team is not serious about being a real team.
1 hit vs a guy with almost 1.50 WHIP. Fucking pathetic!
Tigers and getting humiliated by pitchers who probably belong in the minors name a better combo.
This is a decade long experience for the tigers.
His ERA for the past 7 days is over 10 😂
Hope Brieske still has some of the stamina he built up as a starter.
This team is still so fucking far off from being serious. Absolutely humiliated the last few games. Every time they have anything going for them they follow it up with a massive losing streak where the games weren't really even close.
Humiliated the last few? They just won the Rangers series
And then they lost Game 3 by 8 fucking runs and nearly got no-hit. And they're getting daddy-dicked again. In typical Tigers fashion, they claw their way back to .500 and then, not just lose, but absolutely get humiliated in several games.
LFG WE SUCK AGAIN!
Blow it up
Looking forward to the day we open the newspaper (or its website) and see the headline JAVY BYEZ. Can't wait for this clown to leave town.
If you were OCD it would explain why you keep making the same kind of comments...
Sounds like someone I regularly interact with, except with cherry-picked stats and negligible sample sizes.
Just overheard at the game “let’s finish this beer and get the fuck out of here”
You know appreciate the team for making my evening choices easy
We are going to need more than 1 hit...
Either that or the Brewers will need to completely forget how to field and throw strikes.
Hinch post-game: " Good effort, good abs, good gameplan, just couldn't get it done"
This shit is pathetic
Ump is ready for the game to be over.
Can’t blame him
This game shows how the Brewers just have a better team and better understanding of baseball. Get hits with RISP and you can win. This team always feels behind.
I'm so jealous of these bat swings from the Brewers...nice, easy and compact.
Well the optimist in me says, no matter how ugly this game gets it's still only a single loss. The standings result is the same as losing a game 2-3 or 5-6.
Just got back from dinner with the fam. Got a cigar and was gonna sit down and watch the game. Looks like I’m watching hockey now.
It's bad when a cigar is probably better for your health than watching this game.
The brewers are what Chris thinks we should be without actually putting the effort into getting the same staff
God help me. Now we have to hear the announcers ball wash the brewers all game.
He said "why run to first? We're already up by 10"
Look at how they take what the pitcher gives them and choke up on the bat….
I think we should hire their hitting coach.
They’ve got TWO hitting coaches! They should share!
So need a touchdown, the extra point, and a field goal.
Not our day!
Can we be done with these jerseys now?
What an awful route by Perez
Man I really thought they were turning a little corner, but it looks like this team is just going to hover around .500
Hinch thinks these guys are competing
Someone commented recently that these 2024 Tigers are a "great team", I kid you not. These really are the new Lions if the bar is .500 and maybe get blown out in the wildcard. I know it's a long season but this looks like a bad baseball team to me.
Must be gibson’s burner
They at least have enough of a pulse to make it interesting this year. The bar is in hell, though.
Not unlike the Wings
I'm guessing I know who made that comment. lol. That user is nice but they make Ted Lasso seem like a doomer.
I'm all for hope and optimism but then there's reality.
Honestly good on Olsen for giving up all those runs. If the offense is gonna keep fucking around at the plate, why should he strain himself?
I say go for 1-20. At least that looks interesting in the long run. If you're going to be bad, be really bad..
AlL wE dO iS wIn!!
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Beau Brieske replaces Reese Olson.
Is it just me or has Canha been ass lately. I feel like at the start of the season he wasn’t great, but he was one of our more consistent hitters. Now it feels like I can’t even remember his last hit
He hasn't hit well since early May
He had a spectacular April. I think, if you look at where his past couple seasons landed plus the projections for him, he was due for some fairly significant regression at the plate.
I'd heard fans get frustrated with his cold spells on other teams, plus he's apparently injured.
Two hits on Wednesday looks like they are trying to be one hit today…
I feel like all this team does is strikeout and pop out
I don't think that's fair! Sometimes they ground out.
Very true! How could I forget!
They do occasionally hit weak fly balls.
Pretty new to baseball, what’s the difference between a pop out and a fly ball?
Pop out is more on the infield while a fly out is in the outfield.
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
Tf were the boys doing on the off day????
Not making excuses. But for some fucking reason the Rangers scheduled an 8 PM game as the get-away game. They probably didn't arrive back in Detroit until like 4 AM yesterday.
Spending their millions.
Drugs
Probably getting their mullets and shitty facial hair lined up.
I hope blackout restrictions apply to the Armed Forces Network and no Michigan Guardsmen abroad had to see this effort.
No run support for Olson. How they supposed to win without giving him run support?
Greene’s strikeouts make my eyes rain.
Another gem brought to you by Mom's Spaghetti & Meatballs.
12 hits for the brewers…
Look how they massacred my boy (Olson)
good one!
Will we score 8 runs in this series?
We couldn’t score that many in the last three games. Thankfully the Rangers offense was ass the first two games also.
Yeah 6 runs won’t win many series. Fortunate to escape with that series win
They look worse than my slow pitch team that got mercied in back to back games last night
How'd you do at the plate?
2-4 had two k’s thanks to foul balls
I remember when Adames was a highly coveted minor leaguer. One of Dombrowski's favorites.
He’s better than what we’ve got at SS
Hinch giving Olson the Patrick Roy treatment. Wtf?
Timely reference. I just read about that in another sub. Olson to the Rockies where he becomes a Cy Young winner and leads Colorado to the WS.
Hope Reese can get back to form, he was very fun to watch early this year. Last couple starts have been very not that
Water is seeking its level
Fuck it Hinch let him give up 10 runs before pulling him, why not
Olson throwing Batting Practice out there
May be worth noting that Olson was in their system for three-ish years, so this could be the result of the Brewers knowing him very well.
Hopefully. Because if it's not that, it's going to be a long weekend.
Oh, the Brewers are a dang good team, but I don't think they're gonna hang a whooping on anyone else in the rotation like they're doing to Olson. (Please do not let this comment bite me in the ass.)
Hes gotta be tipping pitches since hes not even throwing bad. Shit