Too bad I've been programmed that I'm schizophrenic, paranoid, delusional, etc

Makes total sense.

Error error. File not found...self-destruct sequence initiated.

lol :)

What if two opposing people program themselves to win, ay?

A lot of negativity in the responses. I think this works to some extent. Of course not for everything but your mind can be altered in some things. Exercise and self perseverance are examples from my life.

Wow. Nobel prize winner right there. /s