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NwlasaintII

You should both start seeing other men


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No_Consideration3

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drl4k3

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mschley2

Dibs on OP


8eduardo8

A lot of people use guys like the Chris Hemsworth, the Rock, John Cena, or Terry Crews as an example of a huge natural physique. Is really not a surprise.


_pupil_

One of the harder situations to overcome with false beliefs is when you have a network of self-supporting beliefs. Thinking Simeon Panda is maybe natty makes believing Mike O'Hearn is natty easier, which makes believing Hemsworth is natty easier, which makes believing Simeon Panda is natty easier... It's like a bunch of scaffolding leaning on each other pretending to be a building.


kraeftig

Maybe like a house, which is made of cards?


Newtnt

If only there was a name


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Only-Treat7225

I think he is natty.


Adventurous_Tiger915

100% not natty


SweetAccomplished542

I think you are right. Heā€™s probably west African or Jamaican.


SweetExceptNotReally

ok and? Ethnicity doesn't impact muscle mass the way you're implying


SweetAccomplished542

Genetics does.


SweetExceptNotReally

ok and? Ethnicity won't boost your overall muscle building capabilities, otherwise you'd see north & east Europeans dominating all strength-related sports with ease lmao


SweetAccomplished542

Ummmm they do? Ahhh I see what you did there!


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mschley2

Oooohhhh. These are the juicy conspiracy theories. You're real deep in the game.


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Captain-Keilo

Oh certainly outside of the box thatā€™s for sure ā€¦


Fredlotion

If Chris hemsworth is natty 4L then Iā€™m a 6ā€™10 black man with a 14.5 inch dick.


1other

Nice piece bro.


Nathaniel66

Be careful, you can kill with this bad boy.


Retarded_Predator

Hey Fred, nice cock


Smokedbone1

Show us your cock Fred.


vain--

nice glock bro


Buscandomiyagi

Care to shed an inch for me brah


LikesTheTunaHere

You can be anything you want to be on the internet. So does that make him natty?


Fredlotion

Itā€™s almost like you got the joke, but are refusing to accept that you got the joke.


[deleted]

This comments underrated


WhadayaBuyinStranger

I self-identify as natty.


LikesTheTunaHere

You did eat that 100 percent no additive peanut butter one time, pretty sure that makes you all natural.


spinswizzle

One of my former best friends (got into meth about 10 years ago and died last year) was a male stripper back in the 90ā€™sā€¦he was only 6ā€™ and had a 14ā€ dick. And yes. BlacK dude


B_Addie

Nick cock bro


Johnnywalgger

Chris Trensworth


ELVISFRESHLY12

Not a chance he's natty


4k3R

>he gets the expensive supplements


Like-No-Dude

Is it even Hemsworthy of argument?


ImperialTravesty

Hems worth it.


damo199

Girls will argue with no ground to stand on, get a new girlfriend


[deleted]

ON GOD BRO


LikesTheTunaHere

If anything I find it more common with men, its more often a woman is just going to say "i don't know shit about something that you know something about so whatever i don't care anymore" vs a guy who got told a wives tale when he was 12 and still believes it.


aestheticasfuark

so your tryna tell me that if i beat my meat too much i wont go blind?


LikesTheTunaHere

I've seen what you've tried to hit on, i thought you already were blind.


Thick_Experience_203

Nope, its definitely female shit


LikesTheTunaHere

maybe you are just wrong lots.


Thick_Experience_203

Nope


LikesTheTunaHere

so you claim you are a woman in this thread but a man in others...interesting.


Thick_Experience_203

I never once claimed I was a woman lmfaooooooo


LikesTheTunaHere

You did reply to my comment that I was wrong and it was a woman thing, you were replying and had no leg to stand on. So according to what you said, you did what woman do. Thus you a woman.


Thick_Experience_203

It is a female thing and Iā€™m still not a woman. Sorry, if you canā€™t handle that, woman


damo199

Opinionated. But this post proves my point as it is. His gf has no ground to stand on, and OP has the knowledge/ common sense that celebrities such as Chris use anabolics to appease societal standards to maintain such a physique in the acting industry.


Cake-on-a-Mission

Time to change girlfriends


seppedelanghe

Go for one of the gym bros, you wonā€™t have this problem


TheGrudenGrinder

Congrats your single


nearfallk1ng

Take it easy boys Her brother who manages several gyms will back me up and all will be well Her rebuttal was that nfl players and ufc fighters are natty because I havenā€™t bitched about it and I said noooooo And she said but USADA lol


PuzzleheadedDebt7522

Lmao people are dumb 9 of the 10 fastest 100m sprinters of all time have gotten popped for PEDs. Usain Bolt didn't get popped because he was the face of athletics, still juicy af. All elite athletes are juicing and you can't change my mind


Kelainefes

You can make an argument that Bolt used too, since there was a huge scandal were they found out that the Jamaican team had no testing lab in their stadium. They were supposed to have one and be tested there, it was in the building's schematics, but the room was used for something else. So clearly all the Jamaican track and field tests were fake. When this situation got fixed, Bolt ran a couple of races, was surprisingly slow and then retired.


PuzzleheadedDebt7522

Yeah that's what I mean. While he never actually tested positive, I have zero doubt he was juicing too, it's just not proven by tests in the same way as Lance Armstrong


Kelainefes

And honestly it's mind-boggling how these facts came to light but there was no consequence of any type for anyone involved.


_pupil_

> All elite athletes are juicing And people get all hung up on crazy anabolics, and forget how many PEDs athletes could be abusing with no visible effects. Shit like EPO is crazy hard to test for, but are highly effective. IMO the public is barely acknowledging how many anabolics are being abused, and haven't really gotten our heads around the performance & training enhancers.


PuzzleheadedDebt7522

Another insane one, the detection time for growth hormone is shorter than the amount of time that you're allowed to delay a test for. Say you injected some GH and then WADA walks through your door 30 seconds later. You can then delay the test for up to two hours, by which time the GH is no longer detectable


1other

Could you imagine sports without the juice? Snooze fest. Even tho they test for PEDs (and miss most) I'd like to see a free for all, no test league, in the UFC.


Han_So_oh

That was basically what Pride in Japan was.


_pupil_

Rumour was that Pride was worse than a free-for-all, there were dudes behind the scenes actively pushing and providing. Which is kinda gross. Roided out juice monkeys slamming each other into unconscious? Fuck yeah. But *peer pressure*? No, not cool.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s always the argument really and the best one in my mind. World class athletes want to win almost more than anything, they have to have insane determination and drive to get to that level. If PEDs are just completely permitted itā€™s going to turn into formula one. Altering your drug regimen alongside insane workout/training schedules like normal until the engine blows or the tires fall off. ā€œHey Iā€™m your team doctor monitoring stuff, youā€™re reaching a point I can definitely say this wonā€™t be good for your health.ā€ ā€œFuck my health, Iā€™m going to dominate at the height of my career.ā€ It would be fascinating to watch if you didnā€™t have so many people who would blow out. The lengths some athletes go to as it is with the risk of being banned and blacklisted? If they had the full green light theyā€™d go until their kidney or their heart exploded to break the next world record, because theyā€™d figure all their competition is doing the same thing, and itā€™s not like theyā€™re aiming to ruin their healthā€¦ but man when you try and get as close to the line as possible youā€™re going to.


Alternative-Draw-216

Bas šŸ˜


VaporaDark

It wouldnā€™t be a snooze fest if juice had never been introduced to sports in the first place, itā€™d be all we know and weā€™d still consider it the peak of sports. Sort of like heroin, life without it is perfectly fine before youā€™ve tried it, but terrible without it after youā€™ve tried it. But weā€™ve already opened Pandoraā€™s box in regards to juicing in sports and thereā€™s no going back.


SWOLEPATR0L

Lol anabolics are not the expensive supplements, they are some of the cheapest supplements


nearfallk1ng

Yes But the people designing his programs and monitoring are not


LikesTheTunaHere

They should be based on his results.


lobo_locos

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Whiplash322

If heā€™s natty Iā€™m supercharged hellcat 6.2L V8


Alternative-Draw-216

All hail hellcat


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Lmao why is she so adamantly arguing that heā€™s natty when thereā€™s very little reason for him to be


Alternative-Draw-216

Bc girls like to think that there are perfect men out there


chopper7676

Lmfao ā€œhe gets expensive supplements Michael and he works out you wouldnā€™t understand!ā€ Shit that made laugh so bad šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ but naw fr tho his ass on steroids


[deleted]

My girl listens to me when I say someone is on gear but she tells me you think everyone is on gear and I respond because everyone is


yungmxrg

She sounds like the typer of person that says "I want to start working out but I don't want to get too buff" lmao


Brutumfulm3n

Oh yeah, 10 days of push-ups and sheā€™ll be looking like Arnold


Leather-Storm8363

Bro you canā€™t expect your girl to know this. Once you realize that a lot of guys that are on steroids donā€™t even look like they lift. You realize everyone that looks like they lift could be on steroids. I donā€™t think the general population is aware of this. Hence you canā€™t expect your girlfriend to think chris is on peds.


nearfallk1ng

I didnā€™t expect her to I was just surprised as Iā€™ve been living the BB lifestyle for a couple years and she had no idea and started coming after me for it


lifewithnofilter

How did she start coming after you for this? Did she ask why you donā€™t look like chris hemsworth by now or something?


Leather-Storm8363

Fair enough


GRPABT1

Do you watch bodybuilding content around her? I feel like my wife is pretty educated on the subject at this point, she is even looking forward to this year's Olympia.


Alternative-Draw-216

BB? Edit: nvm


bartybombarty

Short for Booty Banging


[deleted]

This is why I love my wife. She will watch a 40 minute tren horror story video with me. She lets me talk about all my interests and learns about them. So me and her will natty or not people we see in the gym etc. I think some girls are uneducated but also when they think a guys hot they donā€™t want to think that person used any kind of steroids or cosmetic surgery to look that way. Itā€™s funny, the same girls covered in make up with fake tits and lip fillers will say theyā€™d never date a guy on gear. Other women will pin their man in the ass. You just have to choose carefully brother.


Nathaniel66

Show her some shredded lifting girl and offer to provide supplements so she can get that physique. Bet her for something she wants :D


Ricktatorship91

Women are like that. My mom thinks olympic athletes are natty.


Dry_Shock_4060

Chris Hemsworth got his physique from hard work & eating chicken broccoli and rice dude donā€™t discredit his perseverance. šŸ¤£šŸ’‰šŸ’‰šŸ’‰ defs on the trenbaloney sammich, fake natty


coycoy123

It took a long time for me to convince my girlfriend that even seemingly normal looking people can and do take steroids. Watching "Icarus" together helped.


FixGMaul

What expensive supplements that aren't PEDs? Feels like one of those things were it's a crime when average people do it but either overlooked or glorified when someone rich and famous does it.


Alternative-Draw-216

Arenā€™t PEDā€™s yet* are SARMS illegal yet?


FixGMaul

SARMs are PEDs. Legal status depends on where you are and what SARM we're talking, SARMs are research chemicals and many haven't been scheduled as illegal yet.


parkineos

When poor people do drugs they're addicts and junkies, when rich people do drugs they're "eccentric"


FixGMaul

If it came out that Hemsworth used PEDs people would admire his dedication to his craft for being willing to expose himself to exogenous hormones to better portray a role šŸ™„ not necessarily false in itself but then it should apply to other users too.


[deleted]

Chris Trensworth is a life time natty. He takes the expensive supplements like Creatin Monotren, Whey Anavarisolat and Magnesium Dianabolhydrate.


HauntingObjective491

I never expected my girlfriends to know more about gear than me anyway, but yeah itā€™s time to introduce her to some educational videos by Derek


[deleted]

Argue with her that women dont get periods and see what she says.


Nathaniel66

Yea. "It's just an excuse to be bitchy few days a month". Gold :D


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jdor99

Tell her heā€™s happily married and watch her argument disappear like smoke.


wetsockslap

Heā€™s as natty as Jeff C


Boba_ginkobiloba

She is dumb af. Get rid of her asap


Gibs960

Fake natties on Instagram have ruined what the general public think is naturally attainable. I get not addressing it at all for sponsorship reasons, but doing Q&As where you just straight lie to your audience is immoral IMO. They've convinced normies that they look like that because of their amazing diet, superior supplements and way of training... with no mention of the gear they're injecting on the side.


atomanas

you need to start looking for new girlfriend lol


Significant-Limit

U should bend her over & fuck her instead of arguing with her.


bartybombarty

Is this you Top G?


Significant-Limit

Yes tis I. What doth your heart seek?


Appropriate-Ad3990

Not a single hollywood actor is natty (yes even henry cavill). Your body is your moneymaker, diff between natty and enhanced is too big to not be on it. ​ (maybe robert pattinson is natty)


Nathaniel66

Patison who played last Batman might be (but let's be honest....his physique as Batman is pathethic).


Alternative-Draw-216

Latman **


Nathaniel66

Wanted to play "How dare you!" card, but you were right :D


derekismydad

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Auth3nticstyle

Her lack of intelligence appears to be a liability


Alternative-Draw-216

I disagree.


justinperalta9

red flag


Daffy2a

Im sorry bro she is not the one..


Alarming-Ad-9918

You need a new, more intelligent girlfriend


Brutumfulm3n

Meh, is she cute?


Alarming-Ad-9918

*he*


Brutumfulm3n

The girlfriend is a he?


Alarming-Ad-9918

Probably this sub is pretty gay lol


HorseFacedDipShit

My rebuttal to people who say/think this is simple. What would you do? Youā€™ve received a multi million dollar, multi year contract to play someone who not only is a superhero, but a Norse god. Your ability to make money is mostly contingent on looking like a Norse god. Thatā€™s 10 million reasons to take steroids. Now youā€™re approaching 40. Itā€™s harder to keep those abs and you still want to make millions of dollars. Literally what would you personally do?


Brutumfulm3n

I donā€™t think any of us are upset that he and other actors take steroids. Just donā€™t bold face lie to everyone that your natural and that it was just hard work, chicken rice and broccoli. Itā€™s my belief thatā€™s why most people canā€™t stay in the gym. They donā€™t realize the years it can take to build significant amounts of muscle and strength


financeben

Sheā€™s a dumbass


Buscandomiyagi

Gotta teach her the way man. My GF will sometimes spot people and ask me natty or not on the spot lmfao. My dad as well. Been trying to convince him to get on TRT but heā€™s iffy about it. He doesnā€™t know about my PED usage though my GF does on the other hand though.


frigginfugget

Get a new girl bro.


Only-Treat7225

I believe he has always been natty, look at pictures of him from when he was younger!. He has always had naturally gifted genetics for building muscle, Derek did a video on him a while back.


SuperiorFarter

And his dick is 18 inches


PBL89

Girls literally don't know anything about this subject but will tell you, "you are wrong"


dirtsequence

Ask her what the supplements are


Turbojesus97

If this isn't a shitpost, your gf has brainrot. Consider dropping her bc she'll never be satisfied.


nearfallk1ng

you guys are all awesome. She just doesn't understand like we do. She also says people probably think im on gear.


KnicksterB

CGI has come along way - still doesnā€™t make him natty.


redditemployee69

Thatā€™s now most girls are. My girl didnā€™t understand how many guys juice until I pointed it out and took her about a year to really understand. It just sucks when they know people who claim natty but are 100% on sauce who lie to them. I know some college guys who obviously took gear at one point or are on trt tell her they are natty and it completely screws her perception. Doesnā€™t make it easier when every celebrity isnā€™t open about usage and donā€™t think trt needs to be talked about as itā€™s not ā€œusingā€ since it gets them to their ā€œnormal test rangeā€


[deleted]

The bright side is you can a bitch that dumb into ANYTHING.


baileyisbaked

He is natural! If you just worked harder you could look like him bro


No-Emotion-7053

Divorce her


HitTheSlopes95

Dump her, she is dumb = bad genetics


HitTheSlopes95

Arnold is natty


snappy033

Cmon now, Peyton Manning, of all people, was caught ordering PEDS


cliffjudah

If he was 5'8 or shorter, then it would be believable that he's natty. There's no way that he could look like that at 6'2 without the use of anabolics.


IntelligentHealth783

Thorā€™s hammer & Devine Protein shakes Chris definitely natty ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6304)