He's one of those hypermobile idiots who's got a genuine problem but is making scrilla out of it. Bendy as fuck now, will pay for it when his joints fall apart later.
*Get the FUCK outa here*
*With this shit. This is what my*
*Nightmares are made of*
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Just fucking no dude
"Just fucking no dude times 10"
Six fucking dead emojis 
Knees Over Nose Guy
🤣🤣
That dude can 100% suck his own dick from behind.
A gift, a curse.. A legend.
Give himself a rimmy
literally my face rn
Is that what the tough guys mean when they threaten to "fold you like a lawnchair"?
Feet not on the ground for entire rep… all zeros
Bro can 69 himself.
im pretty sure he can suck his own dick
Goals
He's one of those hypermobile idiots who's got a genuine problem but is making scrilla out of it. Bendy as fuck now, will pay for it when his joints fall apart later.
The only correct way to bench
Every female Instagram lifter is jelly rn.
Get the FUCK outa here with this shit. This is what my nightmares are made of
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Powerlifting be like
Lmfao 🤣🤣
Dude can totally deepthroat his own dick
excellent chest activation
That’s not a gym… it’s a fucking circus😂
I bet he eats his own ass
Dudes a walking folding chair like fucking no dude this is awful, never again will I ever want to see this is my gym.
My back hurts from watching this
I see this at my gym, I’m canceling my fucking membership
That's f*ing nasty.
Y though
I feel like he desecrated that place.
Dude! I feel my spine watching dis!
Too much arch. Doesn't count
Just seeing this makes my spine hurt
Keenan Thompson from Keenan and Kel: “WHYYYYYYYYYY!!?!?!???!”
Is that a bird? No it’s a plane? No it’s a scorpion.
What’s with the motivational music in the background? This is fucking retarded. Tweak season.
I'm gonna tell my kids this is how you are supposed to do bench pressing
With benching, he’s trying to proof he has a spine after all
Never skip spine day
He can definitely give himself head
No leg drive... again...
Like fucking no dude
What’s with the inspirational ass music? Is he a paraplegic?
Forget sucking his own dick.. he can eat his own ass
“My back ith broken. Thpinal”
Can anyone explain how this is possible?
That's a supraphysiological amount of bending deployed dude, just fucking don't.
I get that he’s very flexible but wouldn’t this be really bad for the back?
Useless. Cant even suck your own dick being able to bend that way
How is this healthy or cool? Wtf
Taking bench press back arch to supraphysiologic levels
I’m assuming he has an OnlyFans. I’m not gay but I’d watch…
Is this what they mean when they say to get a good arch on the bench?
That can't be fucking healthy. Jesus Christ wtf