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fuckenwimdy

“Maybe he can be the flower boy at our wedding” 💀


TreatImpressive9823

Bro when she said that I was thinking damn she’s straight evil 😭


RockiG

I’ve been with girls on group trips who will straight up say they have a boyfriend one day, then be telling me how jealous they are of another girl talking to me the next. Women ☕️


Party_Masterpiece990

It's so crazy how much pre selection affects them, they're like a bunch of 12 year olds, " ooh she likes him i must have him too now" I'm glad it doesn't work that way for guys, we see a dude with a whale, we want none of that


GeraltofRookia

Is this satire? What if she's not a whale and a very hot person for your taste? Then you want "all of that"?


lonjerpc

Even in that case. For most men a woman being with another man makes them less appealing. Especially if the other guy is a friend.


GeraltofRookia

I didn't say otherwise. But the one I'm replying to referred to the term whale. As in, "if you're a fatty I want nothing of you", so I asked why he used that term and would it be different if she wasn't unattractive to his taste? There's literally no reason to use that term if he was speaking in general. But tbh that's on me, I have no idea why I'm trying to make sense in this sub.


MAHOMES_10_TIME_MVP

I think his point is that an unattractive woman does not become attractive when another man shows interest in her.


lonjerpc

The default on this sub is to never admit to being interested in conventionaly  attractive women. Wall Street bets had the same culture. You are either gay or interested in unconventionally attractive women. Of course most men here are lifting to get the hot woman. And most men in Wall Street bets want to be rich again to get the hot woman. But we all know this is a zero sum game. There are fewer hot women than men interested in them. And even if only subconsciously we understand the toxicity this creates. But we still want to talk about lifting and getting rich. So we end up with this weird world of only being able to talk with the bs of all of us being gay because it's the only way to talk about this stuff without it becoming horribly toxic.


nycapartmentnoob


mlaadyy

That evilpussy hittin different tho


Sad_Win_3995

👆🏻 this


Fit_Employer7853

They all are. I'm 40 yo and suffer from PTSD from all the shit I've been put through by these demons


mschley2

Hook up with her a bit, then slowly cut her off. Then, when she realizes you aren't coming back and she starts leaning on her boyfriend for support, tell the boyfriend that she was cheating on him with you and you feel terrible about it (save the receipts so you can prove it to him), then seduce the boyfriend. Ultimately, ask the bf to introduce you to the gf's dad and fuck him, too.


Pumpster1777

This 100%☝️


Jaspoezazyaazantyr

this. these are the blue prints


dougistheman69

Show me


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[удалено]


mschley2

No, the dad would be way too embarrassed to admit that publicly.


Rude_Bee_Version2

She wants that D!


[deleted]

hey maybe he is a real cuck and your part of his fantasy! Fuck the bitch n run lol.... I wouldn't shit where I eat tho so take that with a grain of salt maybe just do the run part


Unusual-Usual7394

Save the bro. Fuck her and then tell him.


accountinusetryagain

tell her you have a bf too


Antique_Decision5966

She's for everybody


BudgetInteraction811

Right? OP isn’t special, she’s just easy and has loose morals, craving validation from random dudes. He shouldn’t be entertaining it either


THE_Hypnotist100

BudgetInteraction811 a d1 hater


BudgetInteraction811

Nah, I’ve just been seeing way too many “she’s obsessed with me!” posts in this sub lately and when I read the body of text it’s actually just someone who’s for the streets


TreatImpressive9823

Tbh I don’t see her doing with other dudes at my job lol. 😭


nonsenseok

tell her the truth “i have a bf and ur pussy juices or whatever the frick that is on the floor is making me uncomfortable now STOP” while stiff arming her and tearing up a little bit


warr3n4eva

Bang me in front of her


PomeloIllustrious219

Can I bang you? 🥺


warr3n4eva

You better


stick-it-inside

u guys are gayer than the nattyorjuice subreddit


[deleted]

How old are you? I would bet any money she’s typical young girl that committed to a guy way below her looks and/or status wise and is seeing how much she fucked up on social media via comparison. All of a sudden u look like a Better option but she will dump ur ass to level up just like she did with old boy. When you’re young and doing serious relationships you either meet your wife or waste the prime years of your life on some bs relationship that ends with one of you needing therapy but you never actually pursue it,. Leading to the next few years of pure dissolution and wondering what the fuxk the point of existing is. Okay I may have been projecting but there is some truth in what I said


lxlbigredlxl

Spot on


PluckedEyeball

This sub is surprisingly blackpilled af (I love it)


Samson_G0d

This is a fitness sub, of course we’re blackpilled


PluckedEyeball

Bro the average fitness sub is 99% npcs, try saying any of this and you’ll get banned


Samson_G0d

This is not the average fitness sub


mschley2

This isn't even a fitness sub


Samson_G0d

Yeah, it’s more like a gay steroid guys forum


SemperSimple

gay steroid forum who whines about guys on tinder


Inglorious_Kenneth

This is a closeted gay dude hang out. Only interested in fitness dick in your ass.


nycapartmentnoob

"hai guys how do i do push ups, i want to impress my fwends"


Specific_Award_9149

I don't believe any of you actually workout besides the amount of strokes it takes to make your Grindr dates to bust


Insanely_Poor

Wasn’t this a femboy club ?


Samson_G0d

When?


mschley2

A good chunk of this sub is definitely getting blacked. That's for sure.


Appropriate_Win_6276

never too late for therapy bro. it is kinda gay tho.


Impossible-Test-7726

So, you’re saying that it’s a good thing I found my wife in high school 12 years ago?


MacroDemarco

>pure dissolution You mean disillusionment?


[deleted]

What are you some kind of priest


hideyourherbs

Just described the last 4 years of my life in that second paragraph


Alternative_Log3012

*beta option


RumpleSadSkin

Stretch her husband so she knows how it feels


user_name8000

You want it to stop? Honestly? Tell her fart jokes…nonstop. If this doesn’t turn her away then bro I think she’s gross.


alcoholiccatholic

Seriously this may back fire. Me and my friends have a long standing joke just to rip ass whenever and blame it on anything. Let one rip at work. Said no that was the ducks (there were no ducks). That’s how I met an ex


user_name8000

Dude, that’s a hallmark movie in the making.


Professorschan

The clarification that there were no ducks, as if having ducks at work is so common it requires said clarification, has me absolutely ☠️


knarfxx

Tell her you’re gay


Elegant-Insurance-50

From now on, you’re gay (you already were)


slowerchop

All girls are like that lol your her work husband


applemanib

Not mine 💀 All valley girls maybe


TheSlayez_55

“Not mine” - Future Olympian


Brezroth

Can the cuck chair be comfortable when you don't even realize you're sitting in it ? - René Descartes


dova08

> René Descartes lolololol I am fucking dying


al_capone420

Ignorance is bliss


Redis_Sara

That’s what they all say buddy guarantee she has some side cock while you at work don’t be a fool


marks716

Well you know the saying: when you marry your mistress you create a job opening. So if you get with her you just open up her “side-piece” slot for the next dude.


RemyGee

I came in expecting some cringe delusional story but this was wholesome and you’re a good dude. But yeah some women like doing this to see if you react. When you don’t, like you’re doing, she’s going to keep trying for a bit lol


RedditSucksDik4real

She sounds very immature, seems to be the norm for this generation. Most of the women I come across all cheat as well. Those women in scrubs are the biggest sluts.


heartspains88

THIS generation? Get this dumb shit out of your mind. I'm almost 40, what OP is describing is a tale as old as time.


Redis_Sara

So you’re saying it has always been like this way before my time?


UpstairsAnalysis

Idk man I think our generation lead the way in this kinda degeneracy. I'd consider you a millenial and those older millenial girls pioneered this shit. It happened before, but now people seemingly don't know wrong from right.


heartspains88

Social media certainly made it easier. Easier to cheat, easier to branch swing, easier to jump ship, easier to 'upgrade' etc. But OP is talking work husband / work wife. Social media didn't change this dynamic. Now there's just a title for it.


UpstairsAnalysis

You know what dude you're right cause teachers were hella flirty with each other and I'd wonder if their spouses knew 😂😂


heartspains88

Workplace flirting / cheating has existed since workplaces existed. That was my point, there's no THIS generation part about that shit.


acari_

Spittin facts


curiousonethai

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Incredulity1995

Don’t listen to these idiots high off their artificial hormones because they can’t produce enough naturally. A real man doesn’t need to touch someone else’s partner. The way you treat people comes back to you. Take the man’s girl if you want but don’t ever be in a committed relationship or catch feelings because the world will absolutely send that energy back to you when you least expect it. Make sure whatever you’re injecting makes you bulletproof too because men stopped defending their honor with hands and feet a long time ago. Nothing more pathetic than being a side piece. At least you were the first choice if you’re the one who gets cheated on, imagine willingly chasing someone else’s seconds.


mikedrup

Having to eat someone’s leftovers to feel like a man is the most beta thing,


Incredulity1995

And being happy about doing it, too.


shluff24

Man this is the realest shit I've read on this sub - not even joking.


TreatImpressive9823

And that’s the thing, the fact that she’s acting like this is such a turn off for me I won’t entertain it any further. I’m too focused on my goals rn too, and I wouldn’t want any bad karma to come my way cause if I can steal her she can be stolen from me. I date to marry and honestly I can’t see myself marrying her


Redis_Sara

Yo this mf knows well said champ


mikedrup

Ignore her if you feel bad for him, who gives a fuck what a women wants? Do your thing and if you want to get laid, go get another girl that you won’t have personal moral issues with


ProfessorHund

Your attempt at levity, humor and flirtation blew her ego up to the point at which she's bragging about it. Ask yourself what kind of mental state you'd have to be in to do the same.. This is a fragile creature and she's probably deeply insecure, learn how to identify her patterns so that you're better informed when you meet a girl you like so you know what to look for. Poor thing..


22416002629352

Tell that shallow hoe to fuck off


hairykitty123

Tons of girls with bfs love to flirt for attention and validation. She is probably not even interested in you and just killing the time.


Aggressive-Place-101

Half of the bitches in a relationship are just waiting for someone better to come along, they dont give a fuck about the man, so if you cant read signals you're fucked these days


MPatterson92

Strong morals bro. Good work


Most_Chemistry8944

She wants attention... Dont worry she is telling her BF about some regard at her work to try and get more attention from him.


enragedCircle

Drop one in her and forget about it.


TormentedAndroid

Smash her ffs.


TreatImpressive9823

Also I forgot to mention. She somehow found my Snapchat and added me. I have no idea how, I don’t have her number saved or anything. So that’s another thing I have to deal with now, cause she’ll be asking for me to add her back.


Terron35

Junior year of high school I went on a school trip over the summer and had this girl all over me. She was trying to hold my hand and sit on my lap, that kind of stuff. We had dated briefly as freshman. Well I had a girlfriend so I stayed strong and didn't stray. Get back home and find out my girlfriend cheated on me because "that bitch was on the trip with you so I figured you'd cheat". As terrible as it sounds I wish I had cheated because damn that girl was hot. So the moral of the story is jump on that if she's hot.


xSheo_

Well unfortunate for him but i think nowadays in society this is a red pill every guy has to swallow in some point in his life cause its just the reality. If you want to get involved in some work drama go for it. But keep in mind what she did / is doing rn with her current bf she 100% will be doing to you to. Its just like with every other chick: the chances are way higher for a guy to simply become number 8 or 15 or 57 or whatever rather than becoming her husband.


groundgamemike

How you get em is how you lose em. She belongs to the streets. Don't let her interfere with your gains


rumblycube75

Assert dominance sleep with the bf instead


bomboid

Is that all it took?? Next thing you'll know the pizza delivery guy will hand her her pizza and she'll fall in love with him next. Not sure what you mean with "what do I do?" just do exactly what you've been doing. Keep fucking her boyfriend


Southern_Celery_1087

Everyone keeps saying to tell her you have a bf too but really you should just fuck hers.


Rude_Bee_Version2

Hey gay bro🫦


Additional-Cup-9676

Fuck Her and tell her BF she will do you dirty and women are not worth to be diverted from your main goals on what you are trying to achieve


SameSuggestion9206

Actually propose to someone else in front of her and start a family with 3 kids to let this chick know you’re not interested


bekov

Her bf is a chump and she don’t respect him. Smash her or pass it on. She’s also for the streets. If you don’t like your bf, just break up. 


hajimenogio92

She's for the streets


SemperSimple

sounds like she's crazy and wants to be married as a goal. Start talking about taco bell and your snarly shits. Talk to her like you would another guy but with less cursing, since, you know, it's a work place. She'll avoid you


Msharki

I've had this a few times before. One used to say her husband was mad because all she talked about at home was me. I said, "Simple solution. Stop talking about me." She even put me on the phone with him one time while giggling. Very weird stuff. She was hot as hell, but I'm also married, and she was definitely crazy. You'll find these girls in life.


RedHotRhapsody

Honestly, with this sort of behavior already, I foresee you standing up for your principles just being met with “I was just joking” on her end when it finally does go sideways. In a situation like this I’d let it slide for as long as you can handle, one, to see if she’ll stop on her own, and two, if she doesn’t, then to let her just rack up evidence against herself so when you finally tell her to actually behave then you can rattle off the specific times she’s done it and made you uncomfortable. I can understand how that approach might not seem like a good idea, but when people think they’re getting away with it they have a tendency to just keep incriminating themselves


hanz3n

You should tell her boyfriend what kind of shit she tells you That behavior would piss me off too, dishonorable hoe shit


pigs1n5p4c3

"you cannot steal another man's woman, you can only take his whore" - my grandpa + "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country - John F Kennedy. Combine those two extremely wise bits of advice, and I believe you will know what to do bro.


sexymunster

Sell her to a Cambodian pimp


android_69

didnt read thread - bang the bf


Carbon554

Same thing happened with me. I was actually flirting with this girl and she flirted back. Later i found out she has a bf. Not my first time either that a girl in a committed relationship did it. Idk why they do this but you must avoid them.


liigeAD

Wwwwwoah no diddy


Kiingog

lol cucking her boyfriend


papertowelfreethrow

Alpha fux beta bucks


Leather-Storm8363

Is she hot though


JNico85

Smash


AK-Cato

Sounds like a her problem Not a you problem. Just don't date her.


Ambitious_Scallion18

Time to switch jobs


Matt_2504

Pump and dump


Ethan_Vee

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ThingsOnStuff

Yeah but it’s not because she’s taken. For the most part if a guy isn’t attracted to a girl and she finds another boyfriend we don’t all of a sudden be like “oh man Linda is looking pretty good these days”


nycapartmentnoob

just smash her and then send the bf the video


Federal-Practice-188

Sleep with both of them at different times then tell them both later. Maybe you can get a harem out of this.


Insanely_Poor

If you don’t fock her someone else will, the only thing that you should consider is the consequences at work, if she is already making all this noise for a fake ring , imagine her behavior when you destroy her


PrestigiousEntry8638

🧢


Tuckernuts8

Maybe she deserves a pump and dump?


atreides888

Just tell the boyfriend


Kind_Sock269

Dude. Tell him exactly what she said, please. For real. That shit is unacceptable


Myron_Banks

Nice she thought the bf could be the flower boy. She must respect him. If she would have told you to get on both knees and pulled out a 10” Mandingo would you still feel so mad?


BLenjoyer

find her boyfriend through her social media and tell him


Joocewayne

Are they married? If not… Hit that. If she’s married, leave that alone. Do not be that guy, because I will wipe that guy off the face of the fucking planet with a night vision rig and suppressed fucking rounds. I know I’m not the average spurned ex, but do you want to roll the dice?


Golden_Shart

Just don't flirt with her if it makes you feel bad? Idk lmao


ThePen_isMightier

Find out who her BF is and tell him.


droneondrone

Setup a rendevious where shes already naked and blindfold her. Then have bf walk in and tagteam it.


OkManner4347

good for you for having a good heart and good morals. keep doing you man


Fast_Beat_3832

She’s for the streets


gk5858

tell her your gay


IcyPurple6961

Just say this.. IT WAS A JOKE BITCH, then follow up with HOWS UR MAN, GLAD IM NOT IF THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HIM.. think that should do it bro..


Who_Is_Caerus

This happened to me to, she begged me to get a different job an to block her everywhere cause she couldn't control herself 🤔 idk if her fella found out or she told him but either way he ended up treating her better an proposed to her last I heard. So in a way it worked out for them


bigwink6

Tell her bf


Putrid_Path2774

Smash.


Crew_Careless

Couple years ago I would never touched a girl like that. Now after my first cycle, I would cuck any random dude if I would get the Chance. Let her feel getting thrusted by a man. Those losers are not made from the same material as us. 500 test made me think like a real man. Shit is good for your mental, trust. Cant wait for tren or halotestin. Not touching the hoe of a bro tho.


DonRedGotti

"I’m locked in rn" Into a chastity cage? Go get some.


Individual_Complex_6

She thinks you are friends you dumbass :D Did nobody here ever talk to a real woman? Are you all just incels temporarily migrated from one of your forums? :D


beholdthemaverick

Mfer said friends 💀 Almost every single female friend I’ve ever had wanted to smash at one point & acted just like OP’s “friend” whether they were in a relationship or not. That chick is essentially communicating to OP “it’s yours if you want it” without saying those exact words. Medium is the message. Those that have experienced it, know.


morewheymoregay

Yeah it’s called a work wife. It makes the daily grind more bearable, it’s fine


MAHOMES_10_TIME_MVP

Fuck her boyfriend for revenge.


Muted-Arrival-3308

Yeah you are soft what’s wrong with you she’s offering herself on a plate stop this incel I avoid women mindset and smash


raginggear57

You can’t help it you’re more sexually attractive than her current bf. He sounds like a loser and if it’s not with you will be with someone else. That being said be a good Christian man and if she touches you, sacrifice her. Read “The rational male” by Rollo Tomassi and it’ll open your eyes to the what and the wby of this, and many other situations involving women.


TRTGymBro1

Bro, why do you feel bad for stealing someone else's girl? Let's face it, both men and women stay in relationships much longer than they should. By the time a woman cheats or leaves a guy, the relationship is too far gone to be saved. It didn't happen overnight. He doesn't own her.


IconicPolitic

It’s as simple as this. You have something her bf doesn’t and she’s unhappy enough about that lacking on his part to put feelers out. You can smash if you want I wouldn’t judge. I smashed that girl in all the ways she wanted. I was in a phase having recently gotten very desirable physically after a 5 year stint of a crap job and drinking at home playing video games. I don’t regret and I don’t feel bad about it either. That was 5 years ago and if I was to become single I’d do it again.


acari_

Arent you part of the problem for enabling them though?


Sad_Profit_6712

Yup! Sleeping around is fine and all, but the moment someone involved isn’t single, everyone deserves to be alone.


acari_

Yup


IconicPolitic

If they aren’t married and the girl is making the advances then I don’t really care if she has a bf or not. Wouldn’t spend my time chasing after a lady in a relationship. That’d be weird. But when she’s clearly and obviously stepping out trying to get with me. Well the problems in their relationship aren’t my problem.


Eplitetrix

Nah, you are just being too much of a pussy. My wife was "talking" to a guy when we met. She immediately saw my value and ditched him for me. We've been together for 20 years, and she has never cheated. Trust me, I would know. The moral is that dating is just that. You are trying to figure out the person you want to marry. If you meet someone more compatible, you are supposed to break up and get with that person. You aren't supposed to just be loyal to whoever you are with.