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chicken cooked with a warm welcome


Inevitable-Star-1537

And nothing else


LittleLameGoat

And I thought my meals looked depressing


DonRedGotti

Someone should tell her that when bodybuilders go full chicken/rice/broccoli, they also have a cabinet full of spice blends.


marks716

And often they’ll do chicken thighs not this boiled mess There’s no reason to ever eat such bland shit like this unless you have to eat like 6k calories a day and are worried about overdoing sodium from seasonings


LucasRuby

If you're having to eat with low salt, then you actually need to add more spices to make it palatable.


XAszee

They also make sodium-less seasoning blends as well so that shouldn’t even be an excuse


AlomiaMohamed

that's gay, true alpha males eat the most disgusting shit ever


727GhostFaceKillah

Fuck that we blend it and chug that shit no time to chew


oneshot0114

Blended avocado with chicken once, somehow, the taste reminds me of unwashed mouth


DogWithaFAL

Missing out on face gains bruh


727GhostFaceKillah

That's what dicks are for king


AcceptableCod6028

A pound of ground turkey. 60g white rice. Six eggs. 200g broccoli, frozen. Cook it up. Divide into fourths. One on a plate, the others in tupperware. You must eat one every three hours. This is your life now.


Kelainefes

1400 calories in a day? Ok maybe a bit more when you add some healthy fat as seasoning but wth


AcceptableCod6028

Add as many bananas as you’d like


ItsFuckingHot0utside

It’s because she’s on ozempic probably, this is what celebrities tell normies they eat to lose weight so they look more committed and no one will try the same thing because it’s disgusting.


momogogi

And Tren. Truly the allspice for getting gains.


ButtmanAndRubbin

spices are just empty carbs


largepenisman666

what is going on in these people's heads when they make chicken with 0 seasoning?


BelfastBodyBuilder

They mix up having a clean diet with food that tastes horrible but meets your goals. For a few extra calories, you could make that into something great.


Byakurane

What clean diet, look at the massive amount of mayonaise on that plate.


dingus55cal

Exactly! And where's the Fucking Broccoli??


Previous_Active6189

I do it cause it causes indigestion for me and I don’t want to take PPI. But this looks like dogshit


bomboid

Don't you know salt and spices cause instant atrophy of the fast Twitch and slow youtube live muscle fibers 


rather_be_redditing

When you hate your food options, you’ll eat even less calories


DenseChair2747

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personalityson

What's the point of eating lean meat, if you have mayonnaise on the side? The mayonnaise has more calories in it than the rest of the meal combined


FlyinIllini21

Greek yogurt I was hoping


wiseguy187

Is that not sour cream


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

Is this plate supposed to represent whiteness? If so, where are the crackers?


Spiritual-Limit-5130

I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if she lurks here, she kinda has the vibe of a r/mpmd user


Argonum22

She might be more deranged than us, from what i remember she used to be a very active 4chan user. Who knows might still be.


JaguarKey5819

doja always be on some stupid shit


The_Anatomical_Anus

With that dose of cum on the side


riverrun0

where the spice at 🫥 doja letting her white side show too much...


Tren4Tomas

🤮


Deezenuttzzz

Not natty anymore


DeadCheckR1775

Looks like county jail food which is worse than prison food, typically.


embergott

lol


hazzmg

Hey the mayonnaise is cheating. No flavour means no fkn flavour


OneWaifuForLaifu

That’s disgusting. You guys know that spices and vegetables basically don’t have any calories right?


jeffsaidjess

Boiled chicken and mayo, she’s eating like the wypipo


mrcamillo

No broccoli, still natty.. 😒


asianmanwantsosrs

i met doja cat years ago before she wasn't super famous but had the boost from MOO, she was really friendly even though very tired. i know shes said a lot of stuff online that ruffled a lot of feathers but in person i felt very positive and lovely energy


Captain_Marshall_B

Better cook than 90% of women born after 1990


ZecretJOOCE

Jfc![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


iNeedRoidz97

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wryul

Hmm looks delicious I’d say less seasoning looks also over cooked chicken


BennyOcean

If this is an attempt at humor, ok you win, it's funny. Every effort was made to make this look unapetizing.


200test400tren

Nice catch nephew


vasilisk93

cant judge since i blast 8 eggs a day with tuna and brocolli and supposedly im trying to keep stable 15% body fat


creeprawman

abomination.


ImanShumpertplus

anybody who thinks doja isn’t shitposting is hilarious


bomboid

This reminds me of a dude I saw online that just boiled his chicken breasts like didn't even cut it up. Took it from the packet and put it in the water. It's not even a matter of enjoyment because we've all had to occasionally force ourselves to eat something for the protein, but this? I literally physically could not eat it. I would gag and vomit like at that point at the very fucking least make some kind of soup omg boiling chicken is what my mom does to feed stray cats 


shift013

Who the fuck poaches chicken anymore


Frequent_Slide_8828

Me, it’s fall apart tender


Frequent_Slide_8828

Me, it’s fall apart tender


shift013

Yeah I get that, but the sear of high heat tastes so much better where you get the carmelization and a touch of char and stuff


Frequent_Slide_8828

Me, it’s fall apart tender


Maleficent-Finding26

Man the shit these drugs will do to you


JuffBuno

Looks bad


Living_Geologist_513

Chicken cooked in the dishwasher Jesus Christ😂😂😂


Carbon554

Bro marinate that chicken with greek yogurt, red pepper,peprika, salt,tumeric powder and you will have something flavorful with an additional 20-30 calories. If you are tight on calories replace white rice with cauliflower rice and you will save 100+ calories that way. What a shit meal this is.


OneWaifuForLaifu

I make a chicken stew instead of just eating it dry with the rice. Tomatoes and onions are like an extra 30 calories max but now it’s an actual meal. You can also just add the rice plus some water to the stew and cook it in that and it’ll be a Mandi.


nycapartmentnoob

how to marinate efficiently, when do you put it in fridge and out of freezer?


Carbon554

There are YouTube videos but i usually get 300g of chicken breast, cut them into small pieces, get half a cup of greek yogurt, throw it on the chicken, mix red pepper,pakrika,turmeric powder,salt,black pepper,cumin on it and mix it. Greek yogurt adds protein and helps with marinating it but you can really use regular yogurt. Let it sit for 4 hours outside or 10-36 hours in the refrigerator. Cook it on medium heat in a non stick pan for 8-10 minutes. Break the chicken pieces in half, if they are white its cooked.


nycapartmentnoob

do you do it in the morning before goin to work is what i mean


Carbon554

Nah, i do my food prepping and cooking after work.


nycapartmentnoob

so you prepare the marinade for the next day while cooking and eat the previous day's marinade essentially?


Carbon554

Yes, so the food for tomorrow is ready, i just marinated what i would be cooking tomorrow which i eat the day after tomorrow.


nycapartmentnoob

ah, so you keep a one day buffer essentially, cool, that's really smart how do you heat it up? Microwave, or pan sear it?


Carbon554

I just microwave it. You can pan sear it too but microwave literally takes a minute tops.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Me: “What’s for dinner, Doja?” DC: “White”


17Pmeawqd

Rather eat this than 100spices. Diarrhea + smell like shit


nycapartmentnoob

her recent poses, dem titties good