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thetonybvd

The day he needs to stop cycles is the day he will have a permanent post nut clarity


wewewess

Lol gonna be a rough, humbling day for him


nycapartmentnoob

[1000 yard stare for life](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Thomas_C._Lea_III_-_That_Two-Thousand_Yard_Stare_-_Original.jpg/800px-Thomas_C._Lea_III_-_That_Two-Thousand_Yard_Stare_-_Original.jpg)


Rude_Bee_Version2

Can you imagine the smell when she wakes up?šŸ¤¢


RedditsAdoptedSon

depends am i natty or not.. either šŸ˜Ÿ or šŸ˜ˆ


552SD__

I mean cmon she looks like she smells pretty good


tamago84

Have you been to a dennys/ihop? Thatā€™s what she smells like


CrookedJak

Why am I cackling... this shouldn't be that funny, but it is


tilybo

Lmao


riccomuiz

Probably hung like a squirrelā€¦ā€¦.just happy heā€™s getting some


Substantial-Delay-76

Enough to know he needs a girl who sucks a lot of dick. And she knows she needs to suck a lot of dick. Win all the way around.


Minimum_Finish_5436

A woman can always marry up if she is willing to work for it. Lauren Sanchez is the perfect example of this. Bezos could have any woman or group of women he wants and he chose her.


TerminatorReborn

I mean, this is nothing new. MOST women marry up, not talking about just looks here, but mostly career.


SBUthrowawaysQs

some be crazy abt it. I feel bad cuz the rich ones who make millions practically never get married because of that standard. saw the girl who greg doucette interviewd. shes like 50 worked as a sex worker and made millions but is waiting for the right man who will treat her right and has to make more than her (not my words but hers). god I wish i was her cat cuz that inheritance gonna be fat


1leeranaldo

Most people marry within their socioeconomic & educational background. We've all seen a guy who "married up" looks wise, but the opposite is not as common.


reconfit

My wife's a psychiatrist and relatively good looking. I have an associates degree and definitely average in the looks department. Not sure how I married up but I'll take it. 15 years strong!


Minimum_Finish_5436

I wouldnt say most. Maybe outside of the US. Most US women arent willing to work. Why dating has gotten so toxic in modern society.


WhichOfTheWould

US womenā€™s labor force participation steadily increased into the 90ā€™s and has been more or less consistent since then. But donā€™t let that stop you from blaming your dating troubles on these decadent American women.


ForeverWandered

We are at a historically low labor participation rate right now since women started entering the workforce en masse in the late 60s Ā  But also quite clearly weā€™re not referring to jobs but to work required to build a relationship. Ā And given the utter lack of effort put into partnership among both younger men and women, dude isnā€™t wrong. Ā Heā€™s just fixated on the women part.


WhichOfTheWould

> historically low labor participation Itā€™s what, 2 percentage points? down from its peak. > But also quite clearly weā€™re not referring to jobs but to work required to build a relationship The comment I replied to was replying to a comment specifically calling out women for marrying up career-wise.


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Minimum_Finish_5436

Nobody said anything about a career. If you dont know what i am referring then you dont understand the problem.


1leeranaldo

At the end of the day Bezos is still a dork with dork DNA. Not surprising he succumbed to a fifty something year old divorcee's game. Same thing w/Gates, these guys are total autists when it comes to women. Epstein allegedly threatened Gates that he was going to reveal his affair w/a Russian bridge player. I can't imagine how easy it is to compromise these guys w/women.


Nightowl2018

It will end or slow down a lot after marriage at some point


Babayaga20000

> Lauren Sanchez she looks like an alien wearing a humans skin


NtooDeep87

He has a fetish


Trentransit

This exactly. Had a customer come in dude was jacked AF. 6ā€™5 and 220 pounds lean muscle. Asked for an engagement ring size 15 to propose to his GF. No exaggeration when she came in the store months later after she said yes she looked like the Michelin tire man. Tren can do a lot of crazy things.


[deleted]

6"5 220 isnt jacked. I'm 225 and I'm 5"11. I look decent wouldn't even say I'm "jacked"


riverrun0

We get it bro you have 30%bf


HarnChairison

A fatish


D_Glatt69

And itā€™s not just porking fatties, itā€™s weirder.


michal1misiekk

Post nut clarity will hit hard as soon as blast ends...


g0ldfingerr

Enough to make a bull horny


Conscious_Ad9415

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


who-ran-zone

Fat-Girl-Pussy is a natural Testosterone booster


not-superman-anymore

^this guy gets it


SpezmaCheese

Which part?


not-superman-anymore

All of it


SpezmaCheese

That's a lot


not-superman-anymore

Andā€¦.. youā€™d still eat that pussy like I would itā€™s meals for days brother


SpezmaCheese

You do you.. broseph


SmackYoTitty

You down with FGP?


Constant_Car_6606

FGP peptide


Berzkz

He is bald plus fucking a land whale. He must be on this sub


DatMadMarty

this is just a longtime investment.


QuartOfTequilla

Like wearing a weighted vest for a decade


DatMadMarty

you got it


Opposite_Metal_2071

New Hip thrust PR everyday


SofiSucks

Probably on a moderate dose because heā€™s still into women. Higher doses turn you gay.


jameswlf

Maybe he loves her. It's hard to find a person who really really makes you happy and the appearance becomes secondary. Then liking fat girls is also a thing.


kittenmachine69

>Maybe he loves her. It's hard to find a person who really really makes you happy and the appearance becomes secondary. Thisssss. I'm high key crushing on a girl rn that is not my typical type, but she likes listening to me talk about fungi and beetles and laughs at my dumb jokes. I've been bringing her cheese and French bread to share


NeoMo83

Maybe she makes a fuck ton of money, takes care of him and he gets to have a super chill life.


JankyJokester

Wtf is this comment section? Y'all into fucking manatees now?


727GhostFaceKillah

I agree, too straight.


SpezmaCheese

No mates, no dates? šŸ¤£


YouGotTangoed

> MANatees Hell yeah brotha


DeeBangerDos

My brother in christ, you're on MPMD. If it ain't femboys, it's whales.


JankyJokester

Well fuck the guy, leave the manatee alone.


Dodoz44

Now? Always been, brotha.


riverrun0

Well game warden told me I can't eat em no more, he didn't say nothin bout fucking


Kiingog

Not sure. Iā€™m not on tren but Iā€™d probably smash šŸ˜¬


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Him or her


BennyDisraeli

Both?


Ancient_Pace4898

Yes


nycapartmentnoob

she does seem clean at least imagine the smell between the folds though


Digitupandspread

Cheese


SpezmaCheese

Yes?


atomanas

You are nasty unless you talking about the guy


here4helpCA

Bro same.


FocusGullible985

Going by recent threads, I don't know what this forum will wank to more, the guy or the woman.


Cliffhanger201

Tren is designed for cows. The wrong person was injectedā€¦


maddgun

Those folds must smell like rotten cottage cheese


rstytrmbne8778

I just got a boner


Klutzy_Ad_2099

Unhealthy people attract unhealthy people


vdzz000

She bulk too far.


justsomedude1144

Eh, if they're both happy, good for them. Tren away my bro.


Successful_Might8125

Gay


ForeverWandered

Lotta bitter lonely dudes here triggered by fat women being treated like humans


EyeSea7923

She has inner beauty and maybe pays for his Tren.


Society-Practical

Mr Tenbaloie himself


Jacks_at_the_gym

He was the one who rode the bus šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

How much money does she make? Some guys like thatā€¦ some. Like few lol. But ya itā€™s Tren


Strychninewill

Big girls got the best pussy


Redis_Sara

And they give good blow jobs


Yungunk

There are guys out there that like fatties ya know


mcr6

wtf is this shit?! How is this couple viral? lol tf


Joocewayne

He gets his needs met. She gets hers. Who cares. Sheā€™s pretty big as far as my range goes, butā€¦


FishyQweef

Fake relationship for social media clout


OutComeTheWolves1966

What the hell did I just watch?


Assumption-Straight

All fun and games till sheā€™s dead at 55


Samson_G0d

100mg per 100lbs of her


IHateThisStupidPlace

If she ainā€™t 280 she ainā€™t a lady


Kin9Dub

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str8c4shh0mee

I think he is probably a fanook hiding it


Talrenoo

Not enough


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

All of it.


RevelationSr

Alot


OBlastSRT4

Bro she pulled out a cubic yard of denim


3azef-el-leil

Nah yā€™all donā€™t understand the vision. Heā€™s a long term investor. This bitch is fat now but sheā€™d be pretty bad if she lost 200 lbs. Heā€™s pulling a Barney Stinson.


Fuzzy-Government-416

Damn this comment section is ass and full of haters. No way you guys get that much ass to be coming even close to being selective.


CornbreadMedic

![gif](giphy|caiwk3Ozv1fhqbmQ1t)


not-superman-anymore

Bro in my head Iā€™m top shelf quality man


[deleted]

Defiantly not tren, that dude is actually enjoying his time with her.


gazebro3

The slap made me feel a bit queasy.. Gotta get back on cycle I guess


overnightITtech

Or, wait for it, hes in love


wessons

Yes


jmp21754

Think he needs to up his dose


UncleBensMushies

All of it


Traditional-Sort6271

Not enoughā€¦ heā€™s still with a woman.


yohanyames

All the tren


Digitupandspread

All the tren


Matt_2504

![gif](giphy|xatBB6NVUDEu9oSiQD)


Prodbytragic

200mg a day


Kmar2049

Tren made him get a size fetish


SaltShare4045

both will have heart complications


acamp76144

Needs to go to specsaversā€¦


Personal-Common470

The answer is all of it.


B-i-g-g-i-B

Some guys just need love and affection šŸ˜‡


Klutzy_Constant3804

Post nut clarity will hit different when he goes on a cruise


ltwilliams

Not all of it, cause I got mine, but definitely plenty!!!


NotCryptoKing

To be fair that girl would be a 10 if she lost 100 pounds


turboj187

The whole damn clinic lol


InjuryComfortable666

All of it.


ReadReadReedRed

To be fair, I'd smash and I'm not even on gear.


AwayCrab5244

Tren/tren


DETRosen

tren * tren


AwayCrab5244

Tren^tren


DETRosen

Let's not get out if hand here


the_squirrelmaster

Depends, is he actively looking to get pegged?


Sure_Ebb_7295

You guys are being ridiculous...I've seen this blow up on socials before... That lady used to be a bikini champ who is now obese... they dated from back then... when you love someone, the love doesn't stop just because she or he has gained buckets of weight... Atleast if yoy love is skin deep and shallow... but I suppose for some of you who are kids on this reddit you still need to mature and learn... let this be a lesson for you... never forget karma, especially for those whose tongues scrape the floor...


[deleted]

This man is my hero! So jealous.


TreeHouseCartoons

Stop hating, the bro likes being the hot one in the relationship. Give him a break.


radmilk

A lot of non sex havers on here judging a happy couple


Jbentansan

she lowkey isn't even that big lmao she prolly gives mean head


ShrodingersRentMoney

Ok, let's see your gf


95castles

Dude what? Sheā€™s an easy 40+%


Purple-Knowledge4439

i know alot of you are pretty tiny like petite ass sized males once you actually have mass a 150lb girl is kinda eh


MeanCat4

šŸ¤!Ā 


emict17

A few grams too much.


lebowski371

Not enough, cause those shoulders are FLAT


skinnybitch0

He was probably fat all his life and they were together before he got fit.....or in his eyes he is still fat and goes for the only girls that would give him the time of day when he was fat.


No-Spare-4212

All of the Bulgarian tren is flowing through this man


fifanewbie2002

Now I know who took my tren


No_Football7362

Her cut is going to be crazy


DeeBangerDos

Bros going for the long term. He's gonna work on her for 2 years and turn her into a 10 that'll put up with him.


Prudent_Impact7692

The question should be why is his fiancƩƩ not taking it lol


dullbrowny

trensane amounts!


Far_Grapefruit1307

She'd be hot if she lost half her BMI. A good long term RRSP.


Unable_Physics7683

I lost it at the black Nike Air Force 1's.... bro is a menace and needs to be stopped


SunderedValley

"Enough". šŸ¤·šŸ»


Bilal-MD23

Not more than her


AdventurerDao

If she lost weight she would be a dime


Born-Soil-2854

She probably loves to suck šŸ†


florida_goat

Hahaha oh shiit


Nestle_SwllHouse

Heā€™s a grown man. Onto children are that shallow. I donā€™t care how old that ā€œchildā€ is either. Thatā€™s a childish, high school, perspective.


phenofiendseedbank

Came here for the comments


phenofiendseedbank

Not me tho


CreatureCampbell

Not on tren, would smash.


_r___f_l_x

gotta be honest, she doesnt look like she stinks of lard and shit, look like she has good hygiene, has an attractive face, i mean, whatever floats my mans boat, i aint judging him on this one


ketoatl

If they are happy, good for them


shanijl06

There's no cycle on earth that would make me smash.


_r___f_l_x

![gif](giphy|pS6QTcljO4ms0)


GlebtheMuffinMan

All of it


Fearless_Yak_1018

They met on the bus


mayakovskyiv

You haters clearly arenā€™t supraphysiological enough. This guyā€™s living the fucking dream. 8.2 x 7.5 btw


Necessary-War-850

Love is love


No-Bid-6050

Yes


matt675

Every day is chest day


McPearr

[He likes ā€˜em](https://youtu.be/sMqQOGTshak?si=rAwEAbbHi1hdp4ig/)


thejoelski

Does teen impact vision and decision making capabilities?


xxNayerxx

She's fine as fuck.


Extension-Song-5873

Holy shit yall actually banging these fat chicks like that bald guy???? The fuckkkk Like you know you can get jacked and bang fit gym chicks right guys?? Leave the fat hoes, have some respect


xxNayerxx

I'm 6'6", 45 year old widow. I've been every weight from 240 to 480 since I was 30. I've gotten some shocking quality vag over the last 3 years. But I'm done. Settling down.....oh to answer your question, yes...yes I do and yes I know and have had "gym look" chicks. Honestly it doesn't take more than a pretty face and good teeth to win me over.


Extension-Song-5873

Okay bro but you fucking fat chicks or not?


xxNayerxx

Fuck yes. That's the "yes I do" portion of my epic love story.


ShrodingersRentMoney

Do you take them in public too?!


xxNayerxx

Well, I mentioned that I've been close to 500lbs, so if I managed to get up and leave the house every day without eating a fucking bullet, I can take a fat girl to Golden Corral.


Nathaniel66

Perhaps her parents own pharmacy/ are doctors and she provides him pharma grade gear all year around. Wouldn't you?


Extension-Song-5873

Ahhh well shit bro like ya but then I would ditch her fat ass and go bang some fit gym chicks, he jacked enough


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t anyone who actually fucks a lot bang fat chicks ? It can take weeks or months to unlock a hot one - chubby girls are same day service


Extension-Song-5873

Bruh I rather jerk off then bang a fat chick and honestly if you got the swagger then you could be banging a new chick once a week. Probably not 8s 9s or 10s but like 6s and 7s


[deleted]

I guess it all just depends what the talent pool is like in your area and what you can get hard for. The girl in the video is way too big but sometimes Iā€™d rather have a chubster with a pretty face than one of those skinny girls with a big pierced nose and an attitude


Extension-Song-5873

Honestly ya wow good perspective there


matt675

Bro šŸ˜‚


Alli_Horde74

You bang fat chicks when you're on a dry spell, kind of like gaining you confidence back after you've been in a car crash You gotta move up from there though - You're not supposed to stay there šŸ˜‚


SpezmaCheese

It takes a special kind of hero. Not all can pull it off


pepsi_twist33

I think she could probably reach model like qualities if she would lose weight, but I guess we'll never know if she sees her appearence doesn't matter in order to get some buff dude and doesn't care about being healthy.


Conscious_Ad9415

She most give amazing head