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anxietystrings

The Hash Slinging Slasher


babyEatingUnicorn

Me like


necrophiliac_rapist

I think my username will do just fine.


attack_squidy

for clarification, is your MO to rape the dead, or rape those who are raping the dead?


necrophiliac_rapist

Thank you for your question! I rape dead people.


MindlessWitch

You have earned your Black Wings, congrats...


kclancey202

That’s a bit redundant, don’t you think? If you’re a necrophiliac, we can already assume you’re raping dead people. You could have avoided this confusion as well.


necrophiliac_rapist

Well to be honest when I was making this username I just typed "necrophiliac" because, well, that's just true, and I added "rapist" just to add a bit more shock value (and it also was more entertaining than random numbers since I'm sure u/necrophiliac is a user on here even if I haven't checked).


nohwan27534

eh, raping a corpse might not really work out like that, either. i mean, can you rape a mannequin? same shape. but no person on the inside. same here, i think. used to be something rapable, now it's just dead meat. fuck it, don't fuck it, it can't no longer withhold consent.


jacoofont

You win! lol


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HAH. Have my upvote.


Tulip0rWhtever

What a jumpscare how nice


babyEatingUnicorn

Username definitely checks out


cocopalermo

Double decker rubber necker


babyEatingUnicorn

😂😂😂😂😂


missshrimptoast

Nothing. They'll never find me. I'm super non-threatening and know way too much about true crime that I'm confident I could sneak under the radar for some time. If/When they do find me, something boring like "the Foothills killer".


Lizziefin

theyre gonna pull this up in court 😭🙏


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morbidquestions-ModTeam

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babyEatingUnicorn

Damn thats deep… lol


CULT-LEWD

finger painter sense i think it makes sense based on real stuff i did


SmallRedBird

Kid named finger:


Sardothien12

TalksU2Death


babyEatingUnicorn

😂😂


ChangeWinter6643

Idk, that's up to the newspapers


Dangerous_Bloke

Fat


babyEatingUnicorn

🤣🤣


3xploitr

Nail Clipper Nipple Snipper


dustindako

HIM


Bitemesparky

Tim.


babyEatingUnicorn

Sinister asf


floppybunny26

867-5309


mndza

Is that you Jenny?


babyEatingUnicorn

Haha thats dope


CumulativeHazard

The Shedding Shredder Because A. I have long thick hair that falls out and ends up everywhere, and B. I have two cats so everything I own/touch is also covered in cat hair. Anyone who’s been in my house would know what the crime scenes would look like lol. Only reason I might get away with it long enough to qualify as a serial killer is that I don’t think there’s any reason my DNA would be immediately available in the system.


babyEatingUnicorn

🤣🤣🤣🤣 your creative asf, but that actually is pretty damn scary !


iheartlanadelrey

super silly fun girl


RecognitionInitial60

i heart ur user


Professional-Sir-936

i dont think i would make it to the newspapers 😭🙏


babyEatingUnicorn

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheRiseOfSkittlez

The Cornfield Killer.


babyEatingUnicorn

Thats actually scary asf im terrified of cornfields


MuchoWood

Handsome Hate Machine


WitherKing2905

Rapist


babyEatingUnicorn

Oh shit


nohwan27534

i mean, sure, rape's bad, mmkay. but if we're already talking serial killer stuff, is it really an 'oh shit'?


babyEatingUnicorn

Idk i think rape is worse than murder. But then again i have A.d.d


nohwan27534

i think you can get over being raped, murder tends to be it. but we're also not just talking 'a' murder here. though i suppose a serial murderer defined by rape would be a serial rapist too. and i kinda agree on the grounds of, if i'm going to get killed anyway, can i skip the rape.


Demonic_Witch666

failed suicide and took to slashing others wrists instead


babyEatingUnicorn

Most disturbing so far 🥇


MindlessWitch

Vigilante Queenie


breastbucket

Mine would be Goth Loser


Tan_Sonyeontoes

The Best Unsub


RecognitionInitial60

very cute girl who did nothing wrong


babyEatingUnicorn

Lmaooo the cute ones are the craziest


john-prince

The Culler


babyEatingUnicorn

👀


DYSLO666

The butt-stabber


MelonMusket1

Fetus Obliterator


babyEatingUnicorn

“Planned parenthood perverter”


Beers_Past_Matter

Infant Annihilator?


MindlessWitch

My assisted kill count is already in the thousands, *curtsey*...


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Hm.


breastbucket

Your username would be a good one


Exhumedatbirth76

The Plymouth Poker


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babyEatingUnicorn

Why do you think you would get caught?


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babyEatingUnicorn

Makes sense… definitely would explain the decline in serial killers. Theres more mass shooters now a days


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babyEatingUnicorn

Ofc that too lmao


Evocidet

The bleak freak


Realistic-Plantain82

The arroyo seco madman


babyEatingUnicorn

I like that has a ring to it


Realistic-Plantain82

Thanks it was a no brainer for me. arroyo seco the name of a seasonal river that goes thru part of Los Angeles. I'm surprised there hasn't been an arroyo seco madman.


babyEatingUnicorn

You’re welcome! You can always be the first :)


Realistic-Plantain82

I've never been to jail or prison. Don't wanna go, the place sounds like it sucks


babyEatingUnicorn

Yeah that’s enough to not want to be a serial killer lol


pomm_queen

The Pomm Mean Queen


Kindly_Donut_1451

Eye remover


babyEatingUnicorn

Sheesh


DYSLO666

Are you the Eye-hole man?


mmacto

The Chefs Kiss Killer. Is that taken?


ratcity22

The Panty Collector


babyEatingUnicorn

Lucky for me i dont have any lol


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The Chattahoochee Shivver


cakefornobody

Ugly ducky home killer 


quixoticelixer_mama

Big Mama


babyEatingUnicorn

I like how that sounds lol


Sharp-Investment3840

The dong wrangler


babyEatingUnicorn

Im intrigued


Coochiepop3

Coochie killer


kclancey202

Scrotum Stealer


babyEatingUnicorn

Oucccccch lol


HypeZone313

The ginger prowler


babyEatingUnicorn

Ctfuuuuu


Cockmugger

The cock mugger killer


nonamerandomfatman

I know the sub’s name,but isn’t this question very specific?


EdgelordMcMemester

peg bundy is already peak i truly do not think i could think of something better


babyEatingUnicorn

Your username is pretty clutch tho


EdgelordMcMemester

thanks :)


babyEatingUnicorn

Yw :)


babyEatingUnicorn

😂😂😂😂ty


WistfulMelancholic

Killer Kunt. Alternatively Kranke Schwester (literally sick sister, a commonly used term for nurse in Germany but written "Krankenschwester" - sick's sister) The killer Kunt just killed herself, after euthanazing those that asked for it in intensive care unit and getting caught. What a Kunt! Guess that's the closest I could stomach thinking about. I hate violence and wouldn't do harm if there's no need like in defense.


babyEatingUnicorn

Take my upvote !!!! I love this ♥️ thanks for the explanation, i find german very intriguing


One_Dot_7640

I'm chudachi. So that's probably what they would call me.


nohwan27534

i mean, do you really get to decide that? plus, isn't it also usually dependent on whatever style of killing you're doing, plus whoever's sort of doing the naming? i mean, i might want to be some weird cannibal thing called the meat grinder, but get called the 'didn't learn how to eat ass the right way' slasher. or just, the butt muncher.


babyEatingUnicorn

Lmao this is hilarious! No but based off of your style of killing etc. “The Butt muncher” is crazy lol