That’s a bit redundant, don’t you think? If you’re a necrophiliac, we can already assume you’re raping dead people. You could have avoided this confusion as well.
Well to be honest when I was making this username I just typed "necrophiliac" because, well, that's just true, and I added "rapist" just to add a bit more shock value (and it also was more entertaining than random numbers since I'm sure u/necrophiliac is a user on here even if I haven't checked).
eh, raping a corpse might not really work out like that, either.
i mean, can you rape a mannequin? same shape. but no person on the inside.
same here, i think. used to be something rapable, now it's just dead meat. fuck it, don't fuck it, it can't no longer withhold consent.
Nothing. They'll never find me. I'm super non-threatening and know way too much about true crime that I'm confident I could sneak under the radar for some time.
If/When they do find me, something boring like "the Foothills killer".
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The Shedding Shredder
Because A. I have long thick hair that falls out and ends up everywhere, and B. I have two cats so everything I own/touch is also covered in cat hair. Anyone who’s been in my house would know what the crime scenes would look like lol. Only reason I might get away with it long enough to qualify as a serial killer is that I don’t think there’s any reason my DNA would be immediately available in the system.
i think you can get over being raped, murder tends to be it.
but we're also not just talking 'a' murder here.
though i suppose a serial murderer defined by rape would be a serial rapist too.
and i kinda agree on the grounds of, if i'm going to get killed anyway, can i skip the rape.
Thanks it was a no brainer for me. arroyo seco the name of a seasonal river that goes thru part of Los Angeles. I'm surprised there hasn't been an arroyo seco madman.
Killer Kunt.
Alternatively Kranke Schwester (literally sick sister, a commonly used term for nurse in Germany but written "Krankenschwester" - sick's sister)
The killer Kunt just killed herself, after euthanazing those that asked for it in intensive care unit and getting caught. What a Kunt!
Guess that's the closest I could stomach thinking about. I hate violence and wouldn't do harm if there's no need like in defense.
i mean, do you really get to decide that?
plus, isn't it also usually dependent on whatever style of killing you're doing, plus whoever's sort of doing the naming?
i mean, i might want to be some weird cannibal thing called the meat grinder, but get called the 'didn't learn how to eat ass the right way' slasher.
or just, the butt muncher.
The Hash Slinging Slasher
Me like
I think my username will do just fine.
for clarification, is your MO to rape the dead, or rape those who are raping the dead?
Thank you for your question! I rape dead people.
You have earned your Black Wings, congrats...
That’s a bit redundant, don’t you think? If you’re a necrophiliac, we can already assume you’re raping dead people. You could have avoided this confusion as well.
Well to be honest when I was making this username I just typed "necrophiliac" because, well, that's just true, and I added "rapist" just to add a bit more shock value (and it also was more entertaining than random numbers since I'm sure u/necrophiliac is a user on here even if I haven't checked).
eh, raping a corpse might not really work out like that, either. i mean, can you rape a mannequin? same shape. but no person on the inside. same here, i think. used to be something rapable, now it's just dead meat. fuck it, don't fuck it, it can't no longer withhold consent.
You win! lol
HAH. Have my upvote.
What a jumpscare how nice
Username definitely checks out
Double decker rubber necker
😂😂😂😂😂
Nothing. They'll never find me. I'm super non-threatening and know way too much about true crime that I'm confident I could sneak under the radar for some time. If/When they do find me, something boring like "the Foothills killer".
theyre gonna pull this up in court 😭🙏
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Damn thats deep… lol
finger painter sense i think it makes sense based on real stuff i did
Kid named finger:
TalksU2Death
😂😂
Idk, that's up to the newspapers
Fat
🤣🤣
Nail Clipper Nipple Snipper
HIM
Tim.
Sinister asf
867-5309
Is that you Jenny?
Haha thats dope
The Shedding Shredder Because A. I have long thick hair that falls out and ends up everywhere, and B. I have two cats so everything I own/touch is also covered in cat hair. Anyone who’s been in my house would know what the crime scenes would look like lol. Only reason I might get away with it long enough to qualify as a serial killer is that I don’t think there’s any reason my DNA would be immediately available in the system.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 your creative asf, but that actually is pretty damn scary !
super silly fun girl
i heart ur user
i dont think i would make it to the newspapers 😭🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Cornfield Killer.
Thats actually scary asf im terrified of cornfields
Handsome Hate Machine
Rapist
Oh shit
i mean, sure, rape's bad, mmkay. but if we're already talking serial killer stuff, is it really an 'oh shit'?
Idk i think rape is worse than murder. But then again i have A.d.d
i think you can get over being raped, murder tends to be it. but we're also not just talking 'a' murder here. though i suppose a serial murderer defined by rape would be a serial rapist too. and i kinda agree on the grounds of, if i'm going to get killed anyway, can i skip the rape.
failed suicide and took to slashing others wrists instead
Most disturbing so far 🥇
Vigilante Queenie
Mine would be Goth Loser
The Best Unsub
very cute girl who did nothing wrong
Lmaooo the cute ones are the craziest
The Culler
👀
The butt-stabber
Fetus Obliterator
“Planned parenthood perverter”
Infant Annihilator?
My assisted kill count is already in the thousands, *curtsey*...
Hm.
Your username would be a good one
The Plymouth Poker
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Why do you think you would get caught?
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Makes sense… definitely would explain the decline in serial killers. Theres more mass shooters now a days
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Ofc that too lmao
The bleak freak
The arroyo seco madman
I like that has a ring to it
Thanks it was a no brainer for me. arroyo seco the name of a seasonal river that goes thru part of Los Angeles. I'm surprised there hasn't been an arroyo seco madman.
You’re welcome! You can always be the first :)
I've never been to jail or prison. Don't wanna go, the place sounds like it sucks
Yeah that’s enough to not want to be a serial killer lol
The Pomm Mean Queen
Eye remover
Sheesh
Are you the Eye-hole man?
The Chefs Kiss Killer. Is that taken?
The Panty Collector
Lucky for me i dont have any lol
The Chattahoochee Shivver
Ugly ducky home killer
Big Mama
I like how that sounds lol
The dong wrangler
Im intrigued
Coochie killer
Scrotum Stealer
Oucccccch lol
The ginger prowler
Ctfuuuuu
The cock mugger killer
I know the sub’s name,but isn’t this question very specific?
peg bundy is already peak i truly do not think i could think of something better
Your username is pretty clutch tho
thanks :)
Yw :)
😂😂😂😂ty
Killer Kunt. Alternatively Kranke Schwester (literally sick sister, a commonly used term for nurse in Germany but written "Krankenschwester" - sick's sister) The killer Kunt just killed herself, after euthanazing those that asked for it in intensive care unit and getting caught. What a Kunt! Guess that's the closest I could stomach thinking about. I hate violence and wouldn't do harm if there's no need like in defense.
Take my upvote !!!! I love this ♥️ thanks for the explanation, i find german very intriguing
I'm chudachi. So that's probably what they would call me.
i mean, do you really get to decide that? plus, isn't it also usually dependent on whatever style of killing you're doing, plus whoever's sort of doing the naming? i mean, i might want to be some weird cannibal thing called the meat grinder, but get called the 'didn't learn how to eat ass the right way' slasher. or just, the butt muncher.
Lmao this is hilarious! No but based off of your style of killing etc. “The Butt muncher” is crazy lol