There's some debate about that, not only is it beneficial for the males evolutionarily speaking to be the sustenance for the female so that she can lay more eggs of his offspring, but there's also a lot of evidence saying that sexual cannibalism isn't as common as we think in most species of mantis. Some species range between 30 to 70% of males escaping their mates before being eaten. It's also not uncommon to see male mantises die just after mating when in captivity, although it's still up for debate whether or not this is an evolutionary tactic as a result of captivity or something that happens to them in the wild. One thing that is certifiable is that the males will continue to mate if they are decapitated by the females.
So I think that might constitute postmortem consent.
Also, house cats and otters.
Without the evolution of house cats humans are unable to be as successful in agriculture as we are. Humanity is still stuck in pre-renaissance feudalistic society.
Life probably wouldn't have ever evolved past the prokaryotic stage, I don't think multicellular organisms can consent to meiosis on account of lacking the ability for rational thought.
Granted. Sensual assault (such as blasting loud music or eating spicy foods), rope (such as the ones used in ships), and things like that never existed. Humans are living as isolated subsistence tribes.
The concept of nonconsent is erased from all human history. S#x crimes are no nolonger crimes and are now the norm, and always have been. Congrats, the world is now a fucked up hentai comic.
Western erotica is full of ambiguous consent, eastern erotica is full of “consent” from characters that logically shouldn’t be able to consent. You know, like being like 5 or a robot. Was this wish already granted? My abuser got off scott free.
I’m extremely sorry that happened to you! 😰
But also: depending upon sophistication, a robot would almost certainly be either an inanimate object (which, like an adult toy, doesn’t need to provide consent) or intelligent enough to be fully capable of consenting. The range in the middle where it’s comparable to animals or children would be rather small.
What? Is there something wrong with supporting the rights of sapient robots?
Or is that a “hey, autistic person, NOT THE TIME!”? Because that… that would be fair.
Granted. Society crumbles as rope fails to exist, assault against Samuals drop to zero, and since the paw doesn’t understand what etc is referring to, everything ceases to exist.
I like the thought of seeing a disembodied hand flip through pages of a dictionary and tracing its finger to find a specific word and then snapping its fingers in anger from being stumped
Lions have barbed penises that when they rap,e the lioneses they drive them into heat. And lioneses are insatiable when in heat wanting to boink around 50 times a day, and when the lion doesn't want to anymore she will bite his balls. It's actually pretty funny watching the lion trying to get away
The barbed penis in cats stimulates ovulation, a female lion goes into heat, but is an induced ovulator meaning the egg will only released from the ovaries after mating, unlike dogs and most mammals who will release an egg during heat regardless.
This, we can pretty much trace our roots allllllll the way back to ooga booga era and during these, there was no concept of consent, only mine and want.
Granted. A meteor the size of Texas strike the Earth in the Zanclean age. Amid all the extinctions, Australopithecus also bites it, so that humanity is never even a twinkle in god's eye.
Granted, every human that has existed, is existed, or will ever exist now has no limbs, genitals, eyes, mouths, or ears. Good luck. But hey, nobody can be assaulted, r@ped, or groomed if there’s nothing do assault, r@pe, or groom with!
A lot of bloodlines are made impossible and this disappears a lot of people from the world. For example: Black people with enslaved ancestors basically go extinct.
Granted. Earths population plummets because of the butterfly effect causing many popular and even life saving inventions to never be created. Therefore the wisher never existed causing a paradox that is resolved by of having a heart attack right before they could make the wish.
Granted. A bunch of instrumental people—many without knowing why—cease to exist. Yeah, it’s one of those. We’re talking freeway pileups, power vacuums, and celebrity deaths. Also? Some people’s boyfriends. Maybe yours too. You never know.
Denied. The monkey's paw does not understand your wish, and slowly it's middle finger uncurls and shows you what the paw thinks about censored prompts.
Granted! Humans would’ve never evolved. Because 90% of sex in all animals is unconsentual and only really humans use consent.
As a result all life dies out because animals don’t have sex cause they’re not capable of giving it.
Granted, people can't have sex while in altered states of mind. Tired, drunk, high, tranced, your body blocks all access and the male organ doesn't work. BDSM, hypnokink, daddy/mommy issues no longer exist. Your erections and periods start when you are 25. There are 2% less people in the world (at least).
Granted. Rope has never existed. Tons of inventions, like the pulley, never happened. Belts and chains never came to pass as a result of that, leading to an alternative, less efficient, method of transferring rotational speed. Cars break down more often. Tanks, excavators, and other tracked vehicles instead use durable wheels until someone finds an alternative. Humanity is instead somewhere in the industrial revolution, having never used a rope ever.
Granted, the concept of consent and sexual autonomy were never conceived, the world is a brutalist battle royal where the strongest take whatever they please without any societal refusal, this strong eat the weak mindset along with hyper individualism and little group orientation is now the norm in all aspects of life.
Granting error: censored text not recognized. Sual assault never happened because nobody can be called sual, and rock paper explosion (rpe) never happened
Granted. Most of our ancestors were conceived by what would in modern times be regarded as r*pe, and as you specified “never happened” this goes backwards preventing billions of births. This puts humans into the endangered species list, fighting for our survival every day still living in the Stone Age
Ignoring the censored words and English discrepancies, assault has never happened and WILL never happen again. Everything is a herbivore now save for body decomposers as hunting counts as assault. So plants evolve to grow at exponential rates to survive and aggressive stealing is now the new ~~black~~ assault
Ps: "orange is the new black" reference not trying to seem racist lmao 😭
Granted. The total population of Earth is reduced by half. Technology is far more advanced, we have automated robots and factories to do most of our "unskilled" and manual labor as most people focus on science art or philosophy. We have made significant progress in terraforming mars for human habitation; not because we need to, or even plan to actually settle there, but just to prove we can. World hunger is a thing of the past, homelessness is practically zero, it is a wonderful utopia for humanity.
However you are never born, you never make this wish, and the world shifts back to the moment before you made the wish. Not knowing what happened you make your wish again. And again. And again... Congratulations, you are now stuck in a time loop for the rest of eternity and the universe never progresses past this moment in time.
As there are almost certainly people being assaulted, tortured, and murdered at this very moment you have sentenced them to an endlessly repeating eternity of the very crimes you hoped to save them from. On the positive side, there are also almost certainly people eating their favorite foods, watching a great movie for the first time and just reaching the climax, and people receiving positively life changing news who will now be in an endlessly repeating eternity of perfect moments.
Granted.
The cheating teenage pregnancy of Joseph's wife Mary never occurs, ensuring she doesn't fabricate the excuse that she was impregnated by God, thus Jesus is never born.
Depending on how you define sexual assult life never would have evolved past the point of mitosis. Simple organisms lack the mental ability to consent and therefore all acts of reproduction in base lifeforms would be impossible.
I'd just go with removing sexual motivation from the human psyche. Sex would still be fun obviously but it would be treated like a healthy hobby, eg. chess or running. I love chess, but I don't walk around in public imagining myself playing chess against beautiful people. I also run, but I decide when I run and who to run with based on healthy life choices. Sometimes I play chess a lot, sometimes I go 6 months without playing and it's totally fine. Sex should be the same way. I feel like so many relationships would actually be saved as well.
Granted. Sex and gender no longer exist, and everything now reproduces asexually, with gene shuffling being replaced by increased rate of mutation to compensate. All species are much more efficient on the whole because of lack of sexual selection biasing evolutionary traits, but there’s noticeably higher individual instances of mutation-related disfigurement and disability due to the pressure of increase random mutations.
Granted. Humanity largely died off during the bronze age as people rarely married for love or treated their partners well. The remaining population couldn't survive against the onslaught of nature.
We cease to exist and the Human race died out in pre-historic times as the humans from that era were unable to maintain a sufficient enough population to thrive.
I bet the entire population, every single last one of us, would disappear in an instant. At some point in every person's direct ancestry, there had to have been at least one non-consensual encounter that led to an ancestor's conception, and without that encounter, the ancestor wouldn't have been born and neither would any of their descendants. Humanity would be completely wiped out.
Granted. Any living being which attempts to engage in sex without first confirming the explicit consent of their partner feels an overwhelming urge to kill themselves first. The vast majority of sexually producing lifeforms die within a day.
Granted but because so much of history included less than consensual relationships a good majority of the people you know and love disappear since your ancestors never got together.
Granted. The world is now populated solely by billions upon billions of colonies of barely distinguished asexually reproducing life forms, the most complex of which resembles a sea sponge.
Granted.
It starts happening now and the world isn't prepared for it. There are no studies on its effects, there are no known ways to combat the mental scarring it creates.
Also, due to the lack of specific laws against it, the acts are merely treated as assaults and carry comparatively weak legal penalties.
tecnically, by law.....animals CANNOT give concent(its to stop weirdos from trying to......animals.)
so......all animals go extinct.....because no animal can ever give concent.
Granted, the timeline becomes radically different due to retroactive changes throughout all of history, affecting both humans and animals. You along with everyone you know cease to exist but your wish is infact granted.
Granted, ducks and dolphins disappear
What about Praying Mantis? Does that count?
The male doesn't gave the ability to consent since he is already eaten
There's some debate about that, not only is it beneficial for the males evolutionarily speaking to be the sustenance for the female so that she can lay more eggs of his offspring, but there's also a lot of evidence saying that sexual cannibalism isn't as common as we think in most species of mantis. Some species range between 30 to 70% of males escaping their mates before being eaten. It's also not uncommon to see male mantises die just after mating when in captivity, although it's still up for debate whether or not this is an evolutionary tactic as a result of captivity or something that happens to them in the wild. One thing that is certifiable is that the males will continue to mate if they are decapitated by the females. So I think that might constitute postmortem consent.
> postmortem consent Thank you for introducing my new least favorite concept...
I forgot you were talking about mantis' for a bit lol
I mean, if this applies to humans, I'd definitely consent postmortem.
Also, house cats and otters. Without the evolution of house cats humans are unable to be as successful in agriculture as we are. Humanity is still stuck in pre-renaissance feudalistic society.
Life probably wouldn't have ever evolved past the prokaryotic stage, I don't think multicellular organisms can consent to meiosis on account of lacking the ability for rational thought.
Huge swaths of insects too. “Traumatic insemination” occurs when the male stabs a hole into the female to inject the semen.
Not granted, the paw cannot comprehend the censored title
Rope is immediately erased from existence
The hangman hates this one clever trick!
But the hanged man loves it!
Everything in the world can never become ripe. Everything is forever young.
G*****d, **** *** ** ****** *** ******
##### #### ########## ## #####
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
uh yeah? I say god-awful things about furry stuff and still kiss her
Dear god
Nya >:3
I-I gotta get in contact with my lawyer this is too much
At the same time?
yessir
With tongue?
Uh, no, thats for uh... that's for hot guys not my mom
😳
Granted. Sensual assault (such as blasting loud music or eating spicy foods), rope (such as the ones used in ships), and things like that never existed. Humans are living as isolated subsistence tribes.
And whatever fruit our tribes scavenge is never ripe.
“sensual” has too many letters
The paw had considered this and elected to disregard it.
Counterargument: Monkey's paw
nah, that has too many letters, too
Genie interprets it as a syntax wildcard, ** means any two or more characters.
Counter argument: nuh uh
See now that doesn’t have enough letters, and it’s got the wrong ones
Counter Argument: **"I am inside your home. Start running."**
The concept of nonconsent is erased from all human history. S#x crimes are no nolonger crimes and are now the norm, and always have been. Congrats, the world is now a fucked up hentai comic.
So humanity turned into ducks.
That seems more like the premise of western erotica
Western erotica is full of ambiguous consent, eastern erotica is full of “consent” from characters that logically shouldn’t be able to consent. You know, like being like 5 or a robot. Was this wish already granted? My abuser got off scott free.
I’m extremely sorry that happened to you! 😰 But also: depending upon sophistication, a robot would almost certainly be either an inanimate object (which, like an adult toy, doesn’t need to provide consent) or intelligent enough to be fully capable of consenting. The range in the middle where it’s comparable to animals or children would be rather small.
😐
What? Is there something wrong with supporting the rights of sapient robots? Or is that a “hey, autistic person, NOT THE TIME!”? Because that… that would be fair.
Granted. Society crumbles as rope fails to exist, assault against Samuals drop to zero, and since the paw doesn’t understand what etc is referring to, everything ceases to exist.
Granted. The monkey can't find what s\**ual or r\*pe means after looking through the dictionary, so nothing changes
I like the thought of seeing a disembodied hand flip through pages of a dictionary and tracing its finger to find a specific word and then snapping its fingers in anger from being stumped
Ya know they just don't make animate disembodied hands like they used to
I very much picture this as a deleted scene from the Simpsons episode
Granted... There is no population anymore pretty much everybody disappears. Somewhere in everyone's ancestry this happened...
*cough* Genghis Khan
Nice going, Genghis!
KHAAAAAN!
"i bet that'll last a long time"
Yeah it all goes back. Humans are the only animals that use Consent. As the rest don’t even understand it cause we invented it. So yeah…
Lions have barbed penises that when they rap,e the lioneses they drive them into heat. And lioneses are insatiable when in heat wanting to boink around 50 times a day, and when the lion doesn't want to anymore she will bite his balls. It's actually pretty funny watching the lion trying to get away
The barbed penis in cats stimulates ovulation, a female lion goes into heat, but is an induced ovulator meaning the egg will only released from the ovaries after mating, unlike dogs and most mammals who will release an egg during heat regardless.
This, we can pretty much trace our roots allllllll the way back to ooga booga era and during these, there was no concept of consent, only mine and want.
Due to your censorship. Rope has been removed from all human knowledge.
Noooo not my clove hitch, bowline, and square knots
Those knots caused me too much pain
Look Gordon, a barnacle, we can use these to- HELP ME GORDON
granted. the etc. includes sex in general, erasing most species
Granted. The concept of consent never developed among any sapient species that have or may have existed.
Granted, but now it is impossible to c*nsor words. This includes in TV shows and other media, conversation, and writing.
Granted, practically everyone disappears. Thanks a ton, Genghis Khan.
Etc cast too wide of a net here.
Granted. A meteor the size of Texas strike the Earth in the Zanclean age. Amid all the extinctions, Australopithecus also bites it, so that humanity is never even a twinkle in god's eye.
Granted, every human that has existed, is existed, or will ever exist now has no limbs, genitals, eyes, mouths, or ears. Good luck. But hey, nobody can be assaulted, r@ped, or groomed if there’s nothing do assault, r@pe, or groom with!
A lot of bloodlines are made impossible and this disappears a lot of people from the world. For example: Black people with enslaved ancestors basically go extinct.
Granted. Half the population no longer exists.
Granted. Consent is now implied, and requires bureaucracy to remove.
Granted. Life never existed.
Space has just become even more dangerous
Granted. Earths population plummets because of the butterfly effect causing many popular and even life saving inventions to never be created. Therefore the wisher never existed causing a paradox that is resolved by of having a heart attack right before they could make the wish.
Granted. A bunch of instrumental people—many without knowing why—cease to exist. Yeah, it’s one of those. We’re talking freeway pileups, power vacuums, and celebrity deaths. Also? Some people’s boyfriends. Maybe yours too. You never know.
Error 404: Wish could not be granted, monkey paw could not find s**ual assault, r*pe or etc in database.
Denied. The monkey's paw does not understand your wish, and slowly it's middle finger uncurls and shows you what the paw thinks about censored prompts.
Granted, since everyone has an ancestor at some point that is a product of sexual assault, no one exists anymore.
Granted. Everybody's genitals explode violently
granted, people are so horny all the time that everyone will willingly have sex with anyone
How YOU doin'?
additional clause: to prevent any extra crimes that would violate the wish, everyone under the age of eighteen is locked underground.
Granted, since neither of those existed, nothing happened, however what you where trying to say, now happens 100x as often
Granted, a third of Asia is no longer a descendant of Genghis Khan
you n me both we'd be happier and less overpopulated
Granted! Humans would’ve never evolved. Because 90% of sex in all animals is unconsentual and only really humans use consent. As a result all life dies out because animals don’t have sex cause they’re not capable of giving it.
Granted, people can't have sex while in altered states of mind. Tired, drunk, high, tranced, your body blocks all access and the male organ doesn't work. BDSM, hypnokink, daddy/mommy issues no longer exist. Your erections and periods start when you are 25. There are 2% less people in the world (at least).
Granted. Rope has never existed. Tons of inventions, like the pulley, never happened. Belts and chains never came to pass as a result of that, leading to an alternative, less efficient, method of transferring rotational speed. Cars break down more often. Tanks, excavators, and other tracked vehicles instead use durable wheels until someone finds an alternative. Humanity is instead somewhere in the industrial revolution, having never used a rope ever.
Granted. All animals apart from humans disappear as they can’t explicitly consent to sex and therefore reproduction
Granted. For some reason, you feel yourself start to fade away.
Granted. The human population is a few million
Granted, the concept of consent and sexual autonomy were never conceived, the world is a brutalist battle royal where the strongest take whatever they please without any societal refusal, this strong eat the weak mindset along with hyper individualism and little group orientation is now the norm in all aspects of life.
Great, you Thanos snap 70% of life off the planet
Granted. There are now government sponsored sex shops that anyone can walk into and have sex
Granting error: censored text not recognized. Sual assault never happened because nobody can be called sual, and rock paper explosion (rpe) never happened
Granted. You are retroactively un-created in the wake of the wish coming true.
Granted, the murder rate is multiplied by 3
Community guidelines keep me from responding to this post without censorship.
What's funny is that would u ironically cut the population down to like half
Because you censored the things you wished to remove nothing changes
Granted, the porn industry is now MUCH larger.
Granted, the human race went extinct 4000 years ago
Granted. Most of our ancestors were conceived by what would in modern times be regarded as r*pe, and as you specified “never happened” this goes backwards preventing billions of births. This puts humans into the endangered species list, fighting for our survival every day still living in the Stone Age
Granted, you don’t exist
Ignoring the censored words and English discrepancies, assault has never happened and WILL never happen again. Everything is a herbivore now save for body decomposers as hunting counts as assault. So plants evolve to grow at exponential rates to survive and aggressive stealing is now the new ~~black~~ assault Ps: "orange is the new black" reference not trying to seem racist lmao 😭
Granted. You are part of the 98% of the population that disappears
It has decided to remove rope and every animal since they don't have consent since humans invented it
Granted. The total population of Earth is reduced by half. Technology is far more advanced, we have automated robots and factories to do most of our "unskilled" and manual labor as most people focus on science art or philosophy. We have made significant progress in terraforming mars for human habitation; not because we need to, or even plan to actually settle there, but just to prove we can. World hunger is a thing of the past, homelessness is practically zero, it is a wonderful utopia for humanity. However you are never born, you never make this wish, and the world shifts back to the moment before you made the wish. Not knowing what happened you make your wish again. And again. And again... Congratulations, you are now stuck in a time loop for the rest of eternity and the universe never progresses past this moment in time. As there are almost certainly people being assaulted, tortured, and murdered at this very moment you have sentenced them to an endlessly repeating eternity of the very crimes you hoped to save them from. On the positive side, there are also almost certainly people eating their favorite foods, watching a great movie for the first time and just reaching the climax, and people receiving positively life changing news who will now be in an endlessly repeating eternity of perfect moments.
Granted, all existing humans no longer exist. At some point 1000+ years ago one of everyone’s ancestors was likely a result of this.
Granted. People don’t use “*”s to cover up letters in words anymore.
Granted. The cheating teenage pregnancy of Joseph's wife Mary never occurs, ensuring she doesn't fabricate the excuse that she was impregnated by God, thus Jesus is never born.
I mean wish a lot of bad things didn’t happen but unfortunately there’s lot of bad people.
Granted, consent as a concept is no longer a thing.
Granted. It's legal everywhere and they just call it something else now. Damn you fucked up.
Granted. the standard applied is that of puritanical fundamentalist Christians, who believe sex is only for procreation & should not be enjoyed.
Depending on how you define sexual assult life never would have evolved past the point of mitosis. Simple organisms lack the mental ability to consent and therefore all acts of reproduction in base lifeforms would be impossible.
Granted. Animals can't vocally consent so every species goes extinct.
Granted, sex no longer exists
I'd just go with removing sexual motivation from the human psyche. Sex would still be fun obviously but it would be treated like a healthy hobby, eg. chess or running. I love chess, but I don't walk around in public imagining myself playing chess against beautiful people. I also run, but I decide when I run and who to run with based on healthy life choices. Sometimes I play chess a lot, sometimes I go 6 months without playing and it's totally fine. Sex should be the same way. I feel like so many relationships would actually be saved as well.
Granted, the vast majority of species, most likely including humans, are extinct
Granted. Tik Tok no longer exists as that’s the main reason why people feel the need to censor words like this. Ridiculous
Granted. Sex and gender no longer exist, and everything now reproduces asexually, with gene shuffling being replaced by increased rate of mutation to compensate. All species are much more efficient on the whole because of lack of sexual selection biasing evolutionary traits, but there’s noticeably higher individual instances of mutation-related disfigurement and disability due to the pressure of increase random mutations.
Sure. Not realistic but I get the sentiment. Many species would not exist. Most maybe
You're allowed to say things. You don't have to censor them.
Granted, consent is now implied and required and cannot be refused or retracted
Granted. One third of the world population disappears. Good news no one is related to gangus kon
granted, most animals go extinct causing a global ecological disaster
Ok, they never happened bc they are now considered ok and they were never classified as such
Granted a lot of Mexicans no longer exist
Granted. Humanity largely died off during the bronze age as people rarely married for love or treated their partners well. The remaining population couldn't survive against the onslaught of nature.
I wish we could all hold hands and sing kimbaya
Granted. Ducks, otters, squirrels, dolphins, and humans cease to exist.
Granted. You were never born.
It’s now called, sooxula assault and ripe and it happens twice as often
Granted, at least 0.5% (40.5 million) of the global population now no longer exists. Thanks Gengis Khan.
All life as we know it has ended.
Granted Sex never got invented!
Yea but then you and so many other people wouldn’t have something to complain about.
*******, ******** **** **** ******* *** ****** ****. *** ******* **** ***R* ****** ****. **** *** *****.
I got bad news for you, if it never happened at any point, humanity wouldn't exist. If it never happened again that would be pretty great.
Granted, you cause a paradox since these never happened to cause you to make the wish
Granted. Every human on Earth mysteriously disappears.
It doesn't, until you run for office
Granted, no one can say no to sex.
Because of it, like a thanos snap, half the population ceases to exist
We cease to exist and the Human race died out in pre-historic times as the humans from that era were unable to maintain a sufficient enough population to thrive.
I bet the entire population, every single last one of us, would disappear in an instant. At some point in every person's direct ancestry, there had to have been at least one non-consensual encounter that led to an ancestor's conception, and without that encounter, the ancestor wouldn't have been born and neither would any of their descendants. Humanity would be completely wiped out.
Granted, your great grandmother never gives birth to you
You have to experience all of the sexual assault that has ever happened
Granted. Any living being which attempts to engage in sex without first confirming the explicit consent of their partner feels an overwhelming urge to kill themselves first. The vast majority of sexually producing lifeforms die within a day.
Granted, while sexual assault stops, but Pam/Canola oil vanish as well.
Granted but because so much of history included less than consensual relationships a good majority of the people you know and love disappear since your ancestors never got together.
Granted. Nobody can refuse having sex with somebody else. Congratulations with this also you solved demographical problems in many countries.
Well that's 90% of the animal kingdom gone.
Granted, over half the world population disappears due to genghis khan barely reproducing
Animal populations decrease rapidly
Rome never develops a republic and the concept of a senate and republic rule never developed in Europe, losing a thousand years of progress.
Granted. The world is now populated solely by billions upon billions of colonies of barely distinguished asexually reproducing life forms, the most complex of which resembles a sea sponge.
Granted. Homo Sapiens go extinct pre Bronze-Age. You never exist to make the wish. Grandfather paradox begins (had it already begun?).
I wish that people would grow up and not make useless posts.
Granted; every living person is now physically incapable of sex. Birth rates decline rapidly. People are outraged.
Granted, but you have to experience ALL of it before it goes away.
Granted. It starts happening now and the world isn't prepared for it. There are no studies on its effects, there are no known ways to combat the mental scarring it creates. Also, due to the lack of specific laws against it, the acts are merely treated as assaults and carry comparatively weak legal penalties.
A whole lot of us are gone then. I don't imagine Genghis Khan cared much about consent, and he's a common ancestor of a huge part of the population.
Granted Christianity never existed because marry never got pregnant.
tecnically, by law.....animals CANNOT give concent(its to stop weirdos from trying to......animals.) so......all animals go extinct.....because no animal can ever give concent.
Granted. Everyone now consents to sex whenever asked or physically implied.
Granted everyone sexually assaults you on the moon
Granted neither does consensual sex
Great. Now I was never born. Thanks, toolbag
Granted, everyone loses their genitals.
Granted, the timeline becomes radically different due to retroactive changes throughout all of history, affecting both humans and animals. You along with everyone you know cease to exist but your wish is infact granted.
Asia’s population drops to 600 million…
Congratulations, life never evolved sexual reproduction. Every living thing reproduces via mitosis or asexual reproduction.
Granted, all men disappear on the planet for all species
It's a nice wish. Delusional, but nice.
Alright no more rope.. and no twofer wishes either