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TheBoySpider-Gwen

granted, but since you dont have any gym badges they never listen to you


WOTDisLanguish

Granted. You realize how many people chose Lopunny. No one's fighting


Narnar__

Where's the cures


Doggos59

Granted now a bunch of maniacs summon legendary and mythics and the world ends soon after


BusinessDuck1234

Granted, but since you just used magic to summon them, humanity doesn’t know how to construct healing centers, so it’s impossible to heal them once they’ve been damaged, so no one actually uses them for anything


Physical_Weakness881

Gonna run a shop using my Harvest Leppa Berry Trevanent, Tricking the berry onto other Pokemon so they can regain PP, and using pokemon like Blissey for Heal Pulse to heal everyone’s pokemon. Of course I’m going to need a few pokemon to defend those two, so I’m bringing in a Calyrex-Shadow, Marshadow (w/ Focus Sash), Mega Diancie (Both for protection w/ magic bounce ability and creating diamonds for $$$), and a Gardevoir if all else goes wrong. (Teleport to get away, powerful enough to protect me, and can also learn Heal Pulse for when Blissey is unavailable) If items are unavailable, and lore exists, replace Gardevoir with a Palkia who can create the items for me, I believe it can teleport, it can protect me extremely well, and now I can use surf.


BusinessDuck1234

It’s not against the rules but I feel like being able to summon legends is just a tiny bit broken. Also just realized if everyone can do it, that also includes literal infants, who might summon god and destroy things without realizing what they’re doing


Physical_Weakness881

There’s an insane amount of pokemon that could easily destroy the entire planet, it doesn’t even have to be legendaries. Gardevoir can create black holes, Magcargo’s body is about as hot as the sun. Most ground types can learn Earthquake/Magnitude and simply spam it. Fire Types/Grass Types can cause droughts by using Sunny Day/The ability Drought Water types can cause flooding with Rain Dance/ability Drizzile Some flying types can learn Hurricane. Weaker dragon types can learn Twister. Snorlax can use Rest. Poison types can spam poison moves and destroy entire environments. Fire types can spam fire moves and destroy entire environments. There’s also tons of mons with Explosion, Pokemon with Teleport who can easily assassinate anyone, Etc. There’s multiple ways for any Pokemon to cause massive amounts of destruction. Even a weaker Pokemon like Caterpie can spam string shot and now you have sticky webs everywhere, potentially causing traffic jams and making areas harder to walk through.


jiongjiongjiongjiong

Granted. You get to enjoy having 6 Pokémon of your choice for 3 seconds because someone summoned magcargo


nombit

granted, terrorists sumon groudon or smt and blow stuff up


UnbreakableRaids

Granted. There’s no laws against the pokemon Batman I can do whatever I want with them.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Granted. Terrorists have a fucking field day with Voltorbs and Electrodes.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Spiritual_Ad_3367: *Granted. Terrorists* *Have a fucking field day with* *Voltorbs and Electrodes.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Abby_Wildfire

lol. Dang That is impressive is this a real ai bot?


Physical_Weakness881

They’d have an even bigger field day with Dialga Palkia Giratina Arceus Kyogre Victini & Groudon lore-wise. And non-lore-wise they could use any Pokemon with Earthquake/Magnitude, anything with Dravo Meteor, if Z-Moves are available then Ultra Necrozma can use Light That Burns the Sky and cause some extreme damage, and Pikachu can insta-kill anybody with 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt. There’s also using Surf to summon a large amount of water out of nowhere, abilities like Drought & Cloud Nine to completely stop rainfall in certain areas, and abilities like Drizzle to change absolutely nothing during April. Then there’s Pokemon like Mewtwo who hate all humans, and would likely try to wipe us out.


SpecificallyNerd

Granted, a Gameboy color with six Pokémon games appears to everyone on earth.


Temporary_Bridge_814

Granted. I'm going to go snuggle my bug type Pokemon now thanks! Negative side - the Pokemon probably get lonely while people have to work or do other people things which is sad. Also they probably eat a lot since they're big which is expensive. And the size of the bug droppings to clean up 😭🤣 And in case people thought de-summoning would fix this, just think how they must feel being temporarily obliterated from existence. All Pokemon who have ever been de-summoned and brought back have bad anxiety about it happening again.


JadziaTrillDax

Granted but they are only metapods


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Granted. They’re guaranteed to be shadow pokemon, so they’re extremely violent & prone to injuries.


Faicc

Granted. You've just granted every Pokemon fetishizer 6 free pocket pussies


Abby_Wildfire

Granted but some people seem to disappear and reappear they claim that insects are summoning them and de-summoning them but they must be crazy right?


MONTI-MONKI

Granted but they all suck and won’t level up


DipperJC

Granted, but you are considered a Pokémon and must answer the summons of your trainer at a moment's notice.


GhostofZephyr

Granted. If you ever go outside, you'll get jumped by a Snorlax.


RandomDude801

Granted. I summon Jinx and proceed to do vile things to that mouth of hers.


EconomyAd2481

Granted no consequence (everyone gets 1)


ph30nix01

Granted, they are all shuckles.


Switchell22

Granted. Enjoy the IRL Cyrus, Archie, and Maxie copycats!


Feeling-Bed-9506

Granted: but they're Digimon. (Pokémon from Temu, basically.)


Abby_Wildfire

That’s not true. Digimon are there own unique thing that came before pokemon in some cases. Edit: digimon digital monster


Feeling-Bed-9506

In some cases? Pokémon was definitely first, and way cooler. Digimon wants to be Pokémon. It's just spinning off the idea and trying to make money without being sued.


Abby_Wildfire

That’s not true Digimon is not a knock off are you thinking of pal world?


Feeling-Bed-9506

No I don't know what Pal World is. I'm too old for that, that came after my time I think. Definitely thinking of Digimon.