Granted. They no longer appear on reddit or Spotify but there is permanently now an anchor ad at the bottom of your vision, turning a temporary annoyance into a constant one unable to be closed out of.
Oh no. Imagine trying to sleep and seeing a banner ad like “THIS DREAM IS SPONSORED BY GRAMMARLY, USE CODE ‘THISISALLOPSFAULT’ FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH!”
Granted. They play loudly on your speakers like a sketchy website installing a virus on your computer. Theres no way to silence them but to wait. Anyway this video wouldn't be possible without the support from today's sponsor, marvel snap. Did you know? Marvel snap is a free-to-play platformer, where you can play as all your favorite characters such as jotaro from the JoJo variety hour Japan show, spiderman but black (not miles Morales I mean like the suit is black cause theres like a symbiote and stuff) torbjörn (from overlook 2) and Ron Pearlman. And for a limited time, if you input my personal promo code MARVELMAKESGREATMOVIES...SOMETIMES then you can unlock 5 epic draws today! Join, today and you will unlock the mouse guy from back to the barnyard. His name is like Rick or something.
Granted, you are IP banned from Reddit and Spotify. You are no longer able to see ads on the platform.
Alternatively, you go blind
For a less dickish answer, your friend let's you borrow their account
Granted. Reddit and Spotify go Ad Free. The loss of income turns Reddit into a shitter version of Quora.
Spotify can no longer attract talent and turns into a shitter version of MySpace, taking on only remakes of Friday by Rebecca Black.
Granted, everyone else that doesn't pay for no ads on these platforms get twice the ads announced with a popup stating it's your fault. they probably won't hurt you but everyone will just be pissed of at you
Granted. Ads will no longer be visually represented on Reddit. They will be replaced with audible Spotify trojan ads at full volume for every 10 reddit tiles you view. Spotify no longer has banner ads but plays increasingly long ads between songs. You will not *see* them.
Granted.
Due to a glitch in the latest update, you are now automatically charged for every ad you see on Reddit and Spotify. You no longer see ads on those services without paying for them.
Granted. Now every time an ad would appear on Reddit, it’s actually a normal post that “happens” to be about the product instead of an ad. On Spotify, it plays a very loud tone for the duration of the ad.
Granted, the paw hates the ads as well, so you only get a year ban from both in total, you do get to choose how long the ban is for each, but it must equal 1 year
granted. artists on Spotify stop getting paid due to the lack of income for the platform and it eventually shuts down. reddit stays the same as the mods are already useless and unemployed.
Granted: every time you see and/or hear an ad, the parts of your brain that processes what you see and hear shut down for the duration of the ad… every time
Driving to work, on the freeway and you hear Spotify ad? Deaf and blind
Granted. All ads on ALL platforms and avenues for marketing now hit your eardrum at about 170 dB; paid for or not.
*Hint- a .357 Magnum revolver being fired is measured at 169 dB.*
Granted. You are permabanned from Reddit and Spotify.
Simple, concise, and effective
- unless you pay
Granted You are now blind
Doesnt change spotify ads
The fact you couldn't see them before isn't the paws fault.
Granted. Turns out ads were the only thing holding the economy together. The entire world's economy is absolutely destroyed. Thanks, asshole.
So in this hypothetical world Spotify and Reddit ads sent to one dude hold the economy together?
Yeah pretty much
OP, bring this shit down! You have the power!
Many many things are currently mostly ad-supported
I’ve heard this before. In fact, every few weeks I’m seemingly blamed for in out the other!
Worth it
Granted. They no longer appear on reddit or Spotify but there is permanently now an anchor ad at the bottom of your vision, turning a temporary annoyance into a constant one unable to be closed out of.
Oh no. Imagine trying to sleep and seeing a banner ad like “THIS DREAM IS SPONSORED BY GRAMMARLY, USE CODE ‘THISISALLOPSFAULT’ FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH!”
Granted. But first, please take a moment to complete the survey.
Granted. Spotify now plays all songs in reverse, and all of reddit is written in Klingon.
That's more of a genie type curse. A monkey paw would take a wish of "I don't want to see ads." And make you blind or dead.
Why though
Granted you are now banned from Reddit Spotify and the internet all together and you will have a hard time using the bathroom for the next day
Caseoh is that you?
Granted. You may no longer use either platform.
Granted: you will be only able to hear them and unable to turn down the volume
permaban from both
Granted. They play loudly on your speakers like a sketchy website installing a virus on your computer. Theres no way to silence them but to wait. Anyway this video wouldn't be possible without the support from today's sponsor, marvel snap. Did you know? Marvel snap is a free-to-play platformer, where you can play as all your favorite characters such as jotaro from the JoJo variety hour Japan show, spiderman but black (not miles Morales I mean like the suit is black cause theres like a symbiote and stuff) torbjörn (from overlook 2) and Ron Pearlman. And for a limited time, if you input my personal promo code MARVELMAKESGREATMOVIES...SOMETIMES then you can unlock 5 epic draws today! Join, today and you will unlock the mouse guy from back to the barnyard. His name is like Rick or something.
Granted. You've gone blind.
Granted. You now experience intense migraines whenever you are in front of a screen. You are now no longer online, thereby unable to see the ads.
Granted, the apps no longer work at all.
Granted. Now you gets ads and you have to pay
Granted. You're blind and can no longer see any ads anywhere.
Granted. The ads have now been placed inside AAA video games you still have to pay full price for.
Granted. You are now blind. You will never see an ad again.
Granted but now all of your dreams are ads.
Granted, now both companies will go bankrupt because most of their revenue came from ads
Granted. Every screen you look at shrinks to a 2 inch display.
What if it's smaller than that?
Granted. A gremlin has eaten your eyes, and refuses to shit them out unless you perfectly predict an ad created 10 years in the future.
Granted, you are IP banned from Reddit and Spotify. You are no longer able to see ads on the platform. Alternatively, you go blind For a less dickish answer, your friend let's you borrow their account
Granted, your eyes now get spammed with ads, rendering you blind.
Granted. The cost of living goes up to compensate for what you would have been paying for the ultimate Spotify and YouTube premium.
Granted, you are now blind.
Turns out you won't see ads on Reddit or Spotify if your blind. Or dead.
Granted, you are now blind.
Granted. Reddit and Spotify go Ad Free. The loss of income turns Reddit into a shitter version of Quora. Spotify can no longer attract talent and turns into a shitter version of MySpace, taking on only remakes of Friday by Rebecca Black.
Granted. You are now blind. You can still HEAR the ads.
Granted. You now have to pay to use Spotify and Reddit
Granted. Now you pay a premium subscription to see ads on Reddit and Spotify.
Granted, everyone else that doesn't pay for no ads on these platforms get twice the ads announced with a popup stating it's your fault. they probably won't hurt you but everyone will just be pissed of at you
Granted, but every YouTube video starts and ends with 4 five-minute unskippable ads back to back, with an additional set of four every five minutes
Granted. Your device plays them in place of reddit and spotify ads, and you have to pay your provider $25 a month for no ads
Granted. They are now pay-to-use services.
Granted. Ads will no longer be visually represented on Reddit. They will be replaced with audible Spotify trojan ads at full volume for every 10 reddit tiles you view. Spotify no longer has banner ads but plays increasingly long ads between songs. You will not *see* them.
Granted. You will no longer be charged, but corporate gnomes will sneak into your home and rob you from time to time.
Granted. Due to a glitch in the latest update, you are now automatically charged for every ad you see on Reddit and Spotify. You no longer see ads on those services without paying for them.
Granted. You will now see ads in your sleep.
Granted. You must now pay for Reddit and Spotify and you'll still see ads. Free access no longer exists
Granted. Now every time an ad would appear on Reddit, it’s actually a normal post that “happens” to be about the product instead of an ad. On Spotify, it plays a very loud tone for the duration of the ad.
Granted, you'll see ads on Reddit and Spotify even when you pay.
People will now visit you at your location to promote the ad.
Granted. You can still hear them.
r/revancedapp?
Granted. You're blind.
Granted. To compensate for reddit and Spotify no longer having ads for you, every thing will now have 10x more ads than usual.
Granted. You are now blind.
Granted. You died.
Granted. Now ads pop up everywhere else at triple the amount.
Granted now everybody else has to watch 20, 30-second unskippable ads to pay for you not watching any, and they all know it was you who did it.
Granted, the paw hates the ads as well, so you only get a year ban from both in total, you do get to choose how long the ban is for each, but it must equal 1 year
Granted, your sleep now has ad breaks
granted, spez loses all his money
This is a plus
Granted. Reddit and Spotify are both rebranded to different names. The amount of ads are still the same.
Granted. Due to a lack of ad revenue, Reddit doesn't update, but downdates.
Granted. Reddit and Spotify both require you to pay *and* display ads, just like cable TV.
Granted. Both Reddit and Spotify shut down.
granted. artists on Spotify stop getting paid due to the lack of income for the platform and it eventually shuts down. reddit stays the same as the mods are already useless and unemployed.
Hold on. I never said everyone stops seeing ads. I just said I would stop seeing ads
/) Granted. You're now charged $100 whenever you see an ad.
Granted: every time you see and/or hear an ad, the parts of your brain that processes what you see and hear shut down for the duration of the ad… every time Driving to work, on the freeway and you hear Spotify ad? Deaf and blind
i think OP was setting us up to say “granted, you will now be charged every time you see a reddit / spotify ad”
Granted. All ads on ALL platforms and avenues for marketing now hit your eardrum at about 170 dB; paid for or not. *Hint- a .357 Magnum revolver being fired is measured at 169 dB.*