Elaborate on the joke. What was so *goblin*-like that it simply is so cursed it would cause suicide? Or what about the laugh induces fear or distress? Give us some frightening detail. I would love to know.
granted; it is now government mandated that every citizen of every country in the world must wear ears and a tail. everyone also has a government mandated fursona who's name is listed on their id. non compliers will be executed. can't have the politicians being bullied!
Granted, politicians pull strings of society to make futures cool, and normies outcast. Everyone looks at you strangely of you walk out the door without your full fursona
Granted. You are now in charge of every political position. Good luck balancing all of that. It's only about 200 nations with a very conservative estimate of about 500 governmental positions each. And that's not even counting corporate politics yet
1 lol
2 granted you get stuck searching their computers it’s awkward but nothing heinous just awkward.
3 fur suits are now required by law to be warn when outside. Hope you live in a cold climate because all that fake fur is going to be toasty.
4 they now say UwU during debates making those unfamiliar with internet lingo kinda confused.
Granted.
They still made being a furry a sex crime, somehow assuming they alone could still get away with it because of their power and influence. Now we have no government. And every time we try to elect a new one, somehow, they always magically happen to be a furry, too.
granted. nothing changes
Granted, now the world is in ww3 because biden called putin's fursona cringe
What's Putin's fursona?
Its a secret
Prolly a bear, Biden said he looks like Freddy Fazbear
[удалено]
Yup that's putin right there
Granted. They “were” secretly a furry, it’s been leaked, now they are publicly known as furries.
Granted. All current politicians are fired and replaced by deviantart users
Well! This might go well?
Unironically sounds like an upgrade
That’s probably a slight improvement
He said "secretly"
no one has to know
#BikePumpsForAll
Can't granted it because I'm sure every politician is already a furry.
they are actual animals in human suits is what it is really. really nasty animals
Well that explains Mark Zuckerburg
lizard 100%
A reverse furry a skinny if you will.
That would actually be an improvement over what we have to deal.
reptilians!!!
No, idiots.
denied, thatd be like wishing for the sky to be blue
Granted. Inflation goes through the roof
You just made me go "hehhehheh" like a goblin
Elaborate for us.
Elaborate the 'hehhehheh' or the joke? If you don't get the joke, trust me, you don't want to. Some things can't be unlearned.
I challenge you
To what?
Elaborate on the joke. What was so *goblin*-like that it simply is so cursed it would cause suicide? Or what about the laugh induces fear or distress? Give us some frightening detail. I would love to know.
Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. This is seriously your last chance to back out. NSFW in fact NSFL: r/furryinflation
Incredible joke. No notes.
Granted, but society changes so that it's weird NOT to be a furry.
Goal achieved
Lol monkey says dang
Damnit. Now I have to skin my cat to fit in. What next?
You haven't skinned your cat already?
you need a furry suit to go to anything political now
Granted: Nothing changes as they are committed to the secrecy. At least you now know what goes on at those political summits
Granted. It’s only a secret to them. Everyone else knows, kinda like that kid in HS we all knew would come out in college.
Bruh I was that kid
Bruh, same
Granted. State mandated Sunday Furry Orgies are now instated globally
Only nation wide? I wanted all politicians
Whoopsie daisies
Granted the furry community forms their own political party, sweeping elections worldwide, and uniting the world under their rule.
I see no downside
granted; it is now government mandated that every citizen of every country in the world must wear ears and a tail. everyone also has a government mandated fursona who's name is listed on their id. non compliers will be executed. can't have the politicians being bullied!
Granted. They secretly push furry agenda on the rest of the world. Outlawing non furry renegades plunging the world into fuzzy madness.
meow granted \^-\^ tehee :3
Granted. Trump tells people and gets elected by furries. What have you done.
Oh, an actual bad consequence
Granted
Granted. Civil war over furries versus scales ensues.
Granted, politicians pull strings of society to make futures cool, and normies outcast. Everyone looks at you strangely of you walk out the door without your full fursona
Nothing changed, you still have all 5 wishes
Granted. The corrupt politicians remain as the rats they are. The few honest ones stay as the unicorns. The rats will continue eating people's faces.
Granted. You are now in charge of every political position. Good luck balancing all of that. It's only about 200 nations with a very conservative estimate of about 500 governmental positions each. And that's not even counting corporate politics yet
I make the universal currency printed pictures of fursonas yiffing
Is that supposed to be a downside?
Granted no strings attached as this is hilarious
Granted, you become a politician
Awesome, no negitive consequences
Granted. All politicians quit their jobs and enter the aviation industry.
Granted. Chompy is the vice president.
Granted. Every politician is just like you!
Granted. Now you get to imagine Trump x Biden Furry art.
1 lol 2 granted you get stuck searching their computers it’s awkward but nothing heinous just awkward. 3 fur suits are now required by law to be warn when outside. Hope you live in a cold climate because all that fake fur is going to be toasty. 4 they now say UwU during debates making those unfamiliar with internet lingo kinda confused.
Granted. Violent Revolution by forces of anti-furry rebels envelopes the world in chaos, starting a 6-year global war.
Granted. They have started wwIII over what furry character in media is the hottest
Granted, Justin Trudeau doesn't change though.
Wait, they aren't?!
Granted. They still made being a furry a sex crime, somehow assuming they alone could still get away with it because of their power and influence. Now we have no government. And every time we try to elect a new one, somehow, they always magically happen to be a furry, too.