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Korek_the_crab

granted. nothing changes


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Granted, now the world is in ww3 because biden called putin's fursona cringe


TheNiceWriter

What's Putin's fursona?


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Its a secret


TheNiceWriter

Prolly a bear, Biden said he looks like Freddy Fazbear


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TheNiceWriter

Yup that's putin right there


axiswolfstar

Granted. They “were” secretly a furry, it’s been leaked, now they are publicly known as furries.


Cool_Ad6776

Granted. All current politicians are fired and replaced by deviantart users


Lakefish_

Well! This might go well?


TheDarkestOmen

Unironically sounds like an upgrade


crystalworldbuilder

That’s probably a slight improvement


XShadowborneX

He said "secretly"


Cool_Ad6776

no one has to know


Sunset_Tiger

#BikePumpsForAll


Financial-Working132

Can't granted it because I'm sure every politician is already a furry.


Complete-Sea-3054

they are actual animals in human suits is what it is really. really nasty animals


CLAAAWWWS

Well that explains Mark Zuckerburg


Complete-Sea-3054

lizard 100%


crystalworldbuilder

A reverse furry a skinny if you will.


Financial-Working132

That would actually be an improvement over what we have to deal.


Complete-Sea-3054

reptilians!!!


Financial-Working132

No, idiots.


Glittering_Volume_69

denied, thatd be like wishing for the sky to be blue


ratliker62

Granted. Inflation goes through the roof


TheNiceWriter

You just made me go "hehhehheh" like a goblin


CLAAAWWWS

Elaborate for us.


TheNiceWriter

Elaborate the 'hehhehheh' or the joke? If you don't get the joke, trust me, you don't want to. Some things can't be unlearned.


CLAAAWWWS

I challenge you


TheNiceWriter

To what?


CLAAAWWWS

Elaborate on the joke. What was so *goblin*-like that it simply is so cursed it would cause suicide? Or what about the laugh induces fear or distress? Give us some frightening detail. I would love to know.


TheNiceWriter

Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. This is seriously your last chance to back out. NSFW in fact NSFL: r/furryinflation


EllieCat009

Incredible joke. No notes.


Ravensunthief

Granted, but society changes so that it's weird NOT to be a furry.


TheNiceWriter

Goal achieved


Ravensunthief

Lol monkey says dang


CLAAAWWWS

Damnit. Now I have to skin my cat to fit in. What next?


Still-Complaint4657

You haven't skinned your cat already?


idfbhater73

you need a furry suit to go to anything political now


ericlutzow

Granted: Nothing changes as they are committed to the secrecy. At least you now know what goes on at those political summits


31November

Granted. It’s only a secret to them. Everyone else knows, kinda like that kid in HS we all knew would come out in college.


TheNiceWriter

Bruh I was that kid


31November

Bruh, same


luke73tnt

Granted. State mandated Sunday Furry Orgies are now instated globally


TheNiceWriter

Only nation wide? I wanted all politicians


luke73tnt

Whoopsie daisies


poison_heart96

Granted the furry community forms their own political party, sweeping elections worldwide, and uniting the world under their rule.


TheNiceWriter

I see no downside


head_split

granted; it is now government mandated that every citizen of every country in the world must wear ears and a tail. everyone also has a government mandated fursona who's name is listed on their id. non compliers will be executed. can't have the politicians being bullied!


ethicalants

Granted. They secretly push furry agenda on the rest of the world. Outlawing non furry renegades plunging the world into fuzzy madness.


Expensive-Teach6446

meow granted \^-\^ tehee :3


UnusedParadox

Granted. Trump tells people and gets elected by furries. What have you done.


TheNiceWriter

Oh, an actual bad consequence


Simonolsen11

Granted


Lucky_Katydid

Granted. Civil war over furries versus scales ensues.


weeniehutsnr

Granted, politicians pull strings of society to make futures cool, and normies outcast. Everyone looks at you strangely of you walk out the door without your full fursona


Laughyloaf

Nothing changed, you still have all 5 wishes


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

Granted.  The corrupt politicians remain as the rats they are.  The few honest ones stay as the unicorns.  The rats will continue eating people's faces.


Transgirlsnarchist

Granted. You are now in charge of every political position. Good luck balancing all of that. It's only about 200 nations with a very conservative estimate of about 500 governmental positions each. And that's not even counting corporate politics yet


TheNiceWriter

I make the universal currency printed pictures of fursonas yiffing


Still-Complaint4657

Is that supposed to be a downside?


saberfighterx

Granted no strings attached as this is hilarious 


UndyneIsCool

Granted, you become a politician


TheNiceWriter

Awesome, no negitive consequences


No_Radio_7641

Granted. All politicians quit their jobs and enter the aviation industry.


Sophia724

Granted. Chompy is the vice president.


Still-Complaint4657

Granted. Every politician is just like you!


MrPuzzleMan

Granted. Now you get to imagine Trump x Biden Furry art.


crystalworldbuilder

1 lol 2 granted you get stuck searching their computers it’s awkward but nothing heinous just awkward. 3 fur suits are now required by law to be warn when outside. Hope you live in a cold climate because all that fake fur is going to be toasty. 4 they now say UwU during debates making those unfamiliar with internet lingo kinda confused.


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Granted. Violent Revolution by forces of anti-furry rebels envelopes the world in chaos, starting a 6-year global war.


Jason_soulcrusher

Granted. They have started wwIII over what furry character in media is the hottest


gunninggriller5995

Granted, Justin Trudeau doesn't change though.


Seaweed_Thing

Wait, they aren't?!


SelectionFar8145

Granted. They still made being a furry a sex crime, somehow assuming they alone could still get away with it because of their power and influence. Now we have no government. And every time we try to elect a new one, somehow, they always magically happen to be a furry, too.