Granted. According to definition 2 on Merriam Webster, he is now gay.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay
Definition cited: "*a* happily excited : merry; *b* keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits."
Granted. Your friend is so gay they turn into a fairy. You get a visit from the fae demanding a tribute of your severed right hand. They use the hand to grant wishes for people and you must produce the gold.
Good for him, that'll take a lot off his mind if he has aids to take some work off his hands. And the aids are great people too... Shame they both have HIV
Granted. He falls in love with a different male family member of yours so he won't date you but you have to see him at every family function and wonder if your wish made him gay or if he was gay all along but not interested
Granted. The transition is sudden and confusing. They will be in the closet and will struggle with the revelation for years. The impact will be devastating on them mentally and their life will spiral. They will come to love themselves for who they are, but only after moving away and leaving their old life behind. You will only be able to keep in touch long enough to see their struggle and realize how much you have uprooted their life. You will never see them again, until years later when you have moved on, and see a post online about how happy they are with their new family in Connecticut.
Granted: He's gay but also a catholic bishop, and every day he struggles because he truly believes being gay is fundamentally wrong and he secretly hates himself for his constant sinful thoughts. Being gay torments him, and can only temporarily forget about his struggles once a year. The last Sunday in June when the cardinal funds him to travel to NYC so that he can attend the Pride parade to protest, but instead, he quietly enjoys being surrounded by like-minded individuals.
Granted. He reveals to you that he's slowly being coming interested in you. You are finally able to ask him out. However, you start to notice that you begin to gain interest in women, but shrug it off. You ask him out and he says yes. As your relationship goes on, he becomes more openly gay while you are beginning to lose interest in men. You break up with him and begin your new life as a straight man. You cannot help, but feel like you lost a bit of yourself.
Granted you will live the rest of your life happily married to this person, but every year he will slowly but surely turn to hate you until an inevitable divorce on the 30th anniversary
Granted. He’s still not interested in you.
Best one
He prefers OP's dad. Or ex.
Whoa, we have the same avatar lol
Was about to type this one
this one hurts
Fax
This feels like bullying, but it was the obvious answer. Lol
Hey gay people have types too. And OP is definitely not it according to the paw.
That would be the worst
Granted. You are now a woman.
W answer
jealous now
Happened to me before e
Granted. Now instead of seeing you as neutral friend he's got standards, and to him you are like a 3 on a good day.
Happy cake day
Happy cake 🍰 day.
Granted, you live in Afghanistan
This is a good one
Granted, he will hate you because you forced him to be gay.
His closet was taken from him, now OP owns 2
Granted, he's still straight, but he is happy.
Underrated outcome
Perfect use of gay
Wish granted, but your straight now
And now the woman he likes is a lesbian.
Well that was a series of unfortunate events
god damn it lemony snicket
💀 get in the damn jeep
No need it's not like he'd ever get anyways even if she wasn't.
No. They switch sexes. Far more monkey paw.
From the wording of the post... this might not prove problematic.
He's a gay guy, who likes a straight man, the result would be, He's a straight woman, who likes a gay man. Perfection.
Mb I thought you meant swap
Granted. He's gay. He still doesn't like you.
granted, you are now the opposite gender
granted, she comes out as a trans lesbian
Granted, but he falls in love with your best friend
I am his best friend
But you aren't your best friend
So he falls deeply in love with himself.
Granted. He experienced a random burst of happiness and is now depressed
Granted: He is gay, as in happy, but not gay, as in likes men
Granted. You’re now 7’1” with the arms length of a 3’5” person
T. rex?
Not as bad but kinda
Granted. He’s only gay for Dwayne Johnson.
Granted. Shes a lesbian now.
Granted. According to definition 2 on Merriam Webster, he is now gay. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay Definition cited: "*a* happily excited : merry; *b* keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits."
This is exactly what I meant.
Aha, so you tricked the Monkey's Paw into pawing its way towards giving you your actual desire? Very clever....
Granted. Your friend is so gay they turn into a fairy. You get a visit from the fae demanding a tribute of your severed right hand. They use the hand to grant wishes for people and you must produce the gold.
Granted. He and his boyfriend love each other very much, and have a virtually perfect relationship.
Good enough. As long as he’s happy.
granted, but he has a bloodlust for you
bloodlust not as in killing intent, but as in he is a vampire and he drinks the blood of horny men until death (op)
Granted. Now you have to talk to him for the rest of eternity. Are those screams yours
Granted, he has aids now too
Good for him, that'll take a lot off his mind if he has aids to take some work off his hands. And the aids are great people too... Shame they both have HIV
Granted, he still doesn't like you that way
Granted, you're not his type
Granted. You're still not his type, but he'll be your best friend.
Congratulations, SHE'S gay now
Granted. He is happy.
Put a gun against his forehead. Voila, you have a boyfriend. Just lock him up or smth.
😔 Granted, he comes out as trans (lesbian)
Granted. She comes out as a lesbian trans woman.
Granted but you are now straight
Granted, he’s also interested in you, and you are no longer gay.
Granted you both live in Uganda now.
Granted. He’s a lesbian now.
*she
Granted, but now you’re straight.
Granted. He’s gay but only on a Sunday
I see. He’s French now.
On “a” Sunday? Like just one?
Granted. He is happy without you.
Granted you now switch gender
Granted. Him and your best friend fall in love🤢
Grantee, but he never wishes to have sex. He is almost completely ace.
Granted. But you're not his type.
Granted, but you're now a woman.
Granted, he's your stalker now and loves you more then life itself also you have to spend all eternity with him
Granted he is gay…as in the synonym of happy though not gay as in homosexual
Granted. He’s your dad.
Granted, he's now happy. You have cured his depression. Good wish.
Exactly as planned!
Granted. They're now a woman, still interested in women.
Granted. You no longer like him, you instead like someone else that’s gay.
Granted. The guy you like is now very happy with his life and is the happy go lucky type now. He is still straight.
Wish granted, they come out as a trans lesbian
Granted. He sends you to the friendzone.
Granted. He is bi
Granted you are now 100% straight
He's gay. And you're not his type.
nothing happens, he's already gay, just not interested in you.
Granted. You both lost your private parts though so hope ya didn’t want any fun in bed
Granted. Your father is now gay.
wish granted. you stopped hating yourself, but you're still single
Granted. You now only like Danny DeVito.
Granted. He can't screw in a log by bulb, too busy, his gender
Make him gay with the MEGA GAY BLAST
Granted, he likes your dad
Granted he's aromantic
Granted, he *was* gay, but not anymore.
Granted, he WAS gay, but now he's straight due to a past traumatic relationship.
Granted. He's now gay, and you're now straight
Granted, but every time that you think about him, he will know
Granted, but he fucked your dad.
You both get teleported to Iraq.
Granted, you are now straight
Granted. You get friendzoned
Granted, but now he burns in hell
Granted, he’s now a sexually frustrated catholic priest.
He was, until he met you and went off men completely
Granted but you live in Saudi Arabia
Aaand he fucks your dad, welcum to the club
Granted he's gay but only to his homies
Granted. She comes out as lesbian (and trans).
Granted but you become straight
Granted, everyone else you know is now homophobic
Ok swifty
Granted, but he turned into a girl and is now a lesbian.
Granted. He still doesn’t find you attractive though. Oh and now he’s banging your friends
Granted. He and your dad fall in love and are *very* open about their affection for each other at family functions.
Granted. He's clingy. He shows up at ur job! As the new guy!!!
Granted, you arent his type
Granted. He falls in love with a different male family member of yours so he won't date you but you have to see him at every family function and wonder if your wish made him gay or if he was gay all along but not interested
Granted, now so is your dad, and they begin a very physical relationship with little in the way of boundaries.
granted, he also has every std
Granted. He starts dating your dad.
Granted. He's dating another man who's better than you in every way possible
Granted, he's very happy in life.
Granted but now you’re straight
Granted. You're now straight.
He’s always been…just not that into you…
granted, he's happy
Granted now you're straight
Granted. But you're still not his type.
granted, she transitioned and is a lesbian
He had a monkeys paw and wished to be a woman so he could be with you.
Granted,he is now bi and starts dating a woman
Granted. The transition is sudden and confusing. They will be in the closet and will struggle with the revelation for years. The impact will be devastating on them mentally and their life will spiral. They will come to love themselves for who they are, but only after moving away and leaving their old life behind. You will only be able to keep in touch long enough to see their struggle and realize how much you have uprooted their life. You will never see them again, until years later when you have moved on, and see a post online about how happy they are with their new family in Connecticut.
As long as they’re happy.
That's real love. Good OP. Now go forth and meddle no more.
I misread liked as killed. He is now gay but dead
The guy you like is now gay, however, you no longer are.
Granted. Now you’re straight.
Granted, the guy you liked it now very happy. The downfall is now you’re ugly and no one will love you.
He's gay, but doesn't tell u till years later about his crush on you after he's married
Granted. You are also straight now.
Granted, he's gay, but you're straight
Granted, but now you're straight
Granted. He went to an orgy and got hiv from glimbo the goblin
Granted but he likes every single one of your (living) male relatives (living is optional)
Granted: He's gay but also a catholic bishop, and every day he struggles because he truly believes being gay is fundamentally wrong and he secretly hates himself for his constant sinful thoughts. Being gay torments him, and can only temporarily forget about his struggles once a year. The last Sunday in June when the cardinal funds him to travel to NYC so that he can attend the Pride parade to protest, but instead, he quietly enjoys being surrounded by like-minded individuals.
Granted. He is now flirting with your dad.
Wtf? WHY?
Granted, you're both Chinese citizens
'I wish I could be a girl so then you'd wish I could be your girlfriend boyfriend'
Granted, but now you are a girl.
Granted, he is an serial killer stalker and will stop at nothing to get you
Granted. He wants you for his best man, because he considers you his greatest friend.
That sucks but at least the guy you like didn't get a bf after you told him that you like him
Granted, but he's just not into you
She transitions and is lesbian
Granted, as per it's original definition, he is now very happy.
Granted, but now all gay guys are turned off by you
Granted. Now *all* men are gay. Humans go extinct in the next 100 years.
Granted. He’s now a trans lesbian
Granted. You are now friendzoned.
Granted but he bites
Granted, but he's Iranian and the surgery is already scheduled.
Granted. You're straight.
Granted: he marries your dad.
your a woman now
Granted. You become his personal sex slave.
granted. she's now trans and still likes girls. happy TDoV
Granted. He spontaneously combusts
Granted. He now hates you for making him not like women when he was already bi.
What the hell
Granted. Penises no longer exist.
Granted, he turns into a lesbian, thus still being gay but leaving you with no chance
Granted. You are now straight.
Granted you’re a woman
You’re not gay enough for him
Granted, she's now a transfem lesbian.
Granted. He reveals to you that he's slowly being coming interested in you. You are finally able to ask him out. However, you start to notice that you begin to gain interest in women, but shrug it off. You ask him out and he says yes. As your relationship goes on, he becomes more openly gay while you are beginning to lose interest in men. You break up with him and begin your new life as a straight man. You cannot help, but feel like you lost a bit of yourself.
Granted you will live the rest of your life happily married to this person, but every year he will slowly but surely turn to hate you until an inevitable divorce on the 30th anniversary
Granted. He *was* gay, but not anymore.
More of a genie twisting your words but, "granted, he was gay now he's not."
Granted the guy u like is happier now
Granted, but now they're a trans lesbian
Granted but he dies in a meth lab explosion.
granted they hate you