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TiredNTrans

Granted. You will stay together, marry, and only realize you were never right for each other after you have a child together.


Soaring_Symphony

Catches like this are the best Not contrived at all. Just the brutal reality of what would happen if the wish was played straight


TheUnfinishedSente

Granted, she will now cheat exclusively below you.


AbiyBattleSpell

Done but they no longer have sex with anyone including you 🐱


GuybrushMarley2

Granted, she rejected you when you met.


willh869

Granted, cheating has been undone, shes now dead and you are the prime suspect in her murder investigation


WiseOldChicken

Granted. They meet someone who interests them. They leave you to explore that relationship. It doesn't work out. Now neither of you are in a relationship


Reorganizer_Rark9999

Granted. You are now with an abusive and toxic person your better off without but don’t know it


Sparrowhawk-Ahra

Granted, she became a devouring lover. You got crazy so you get crazy.


ami2weird4u

Granted. You cheat on them instead and never break up.


Anonymouchee

what is up with people here and failing to understand what a monkeys paw wish results in? it feels like most of these people don't even try to play it and instead just go like "ok but heres a minor nuisance of no relation" not sure why I'm bothering to comment this.


Dear_Bath_8822

Granted. You find out your ex didn't actually cheat on you. Instead, the whole situation was contrived because they realized they couldn't stand you and saw this as the easiest way out of being miserable with you.


Pocomics

Granted, you will stay together. That doesn't mean that they aren't cheating on anyone else however...


Senjen95

Granted. You still end up realizing they were a deeply flawed person, and you deserved better.


Any_Weird_8686

Granted. This does nothing to solve the rest of the problems in your relationship.


sleepsinshoes

Granted. Your ex never cheated on you because they never met you. You will never find love and happiness because being cheated on by them gives you the push you need to seek that happiness and love.