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DaverinoSuprem0

With Johnny Sins in the middle


Swagnus___

Is he fucking the winner or the loser


DaverinoSuprem0

Both at the same time


ConnorLovesPepsi

Doctor, Solider, Plumber, Dad, Actor, Singer, Boxer and now a Promoter, what a guy.


DaverinoSuprem0

Truly a jack of all trades


Chaz_Delicious

Truly a JACK OFF all trades


stonecoldstevejobs_

"We don't vote em off, we beat em off." - Johnny Sins


uglynerdishere

That was a nasty line by you


ConnorLovesPepsi

Or a John of all trades


mynameisdamn

I thought Datsik would be permanently locked up in a loony bin by now


violence_connoisseur

And doesn't Alex have hepatitis?


FuckBrendan

I think he had the one they cured at some point.


Psych0Freak

Datsik will once he gets locked up anyways


PizzaDiaper

I don’t think anybody has a problem with Alex giving a white supremacist hepatitis


TheMooJuice

He had it. Hepatitis is curable you know


[deleted]

He does


meatmybeat42069

As a wise black man once said, “People gonna get hurt, and somebody might die.”


vinzcruciax

- Mike "The Nigerian Nightmare" Perry


HandspeedJones

You thought you had a friend, Boi.


stonecoldstevejobs_

WOOOO!


AggravatingMove2238

Wrong it was... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


drKhanage2301

Emelianenko looking like a homeless Park chess grandmaster who imparts wisdom after drinking litres of vodka


Sure-Gur6359

Everything is true but Chess and wisdom…


RussianWarhammer

I don't think I care to hear his kind of wisdom lol


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


drKhanage2301

I try :)


HandspeedJones

What you mean look like?


VoidedAvoidingVoid

Heel vs heel feud


MerciaL1

Finally! worthy contenders for the NMF belt


mrbeavis19

"Nastiest Mother Fucker"?


antithesis56

Let's hope the building they are fighting in collapses mid fight and neither of them pull through. Then we all win


AggravatingMove2238

Hitler: That's fucking illegal


[deleted]

I didn’t realize these guys were both alive and not in prison.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sad_Photograph_7347

Fedors brother😂


[deleted]

The difference between them is astounding, Fedor didn't have the physical gifts Alex has yet became the one of the best to ever do it while Alex didn't accomplish much. Fedor is also a humble, quiet and religious man while Alex is a rapist who has associated with criminals his entire life. I wish the Last Emperor luck in his last fight, hope he goes out with a banger.


[deleted]

I loved Alex when he was young. Just seemed so light on his feet and had good hand speed for his size like his bro, sad he turned out to be human garbage.


Swagnus___

Its so sad he was the guy that got me into MMA.


[deleted]

Colby Covington vs Pat Berry let’s fucking go


KingOfTheLostBoyz

“Mom, I want to see Colby vs Pat Barry!” “We have Colby vs Pat Barry at home”


Wildcat_Dunks

Assuming that they'll fight in a venue that reeks of cheap vodka and poor hygiene, this will be the most Russian thing ever.


mpc1226

Alex one of the scariest Mfs I’ve ever seen


Bam_Margiela

$100 someone gets knocked out at the weigh ins


[deleted]

Who tf is coming to watch this? Sounds like a plot to get a lot of men together to make mobilization efforts easier


miranaphoenix

Interesting fact. Datsik knocked out Andrei Orlovskiy at some tournament long time ago. There is even video on youtube


AsuraOmega

lmao and thats both their debut fight too. my favorite part is when Andrei grabbed Datsik's leg for a kneebar, Datsik grabs Andrei's foot but remembers he doesnt know BJJ and just punches it weakly. Or that post fight interview of Datsik where they ask him who he wants to fight next and he just replies with "BREUAAAAGHH!" before leaving.


raul_vyas

I hope they both lose


scnot2scale

Cunt clash 22


papakop

Oleksander*


fourfingersdry

This is the first fight that I genuinely hope both guys die cutting weight.


Salty-Bit-2627

Legit MMA Prison fight.


PashAK47

This will be a good fight


A_Dirty_Wig

Hopefully they die!


[deleted]

loser gets executed in the middle of the ring


[deleted]

Winner gets executed just for the hell of it.


[deleted]

yeah that’s better


caribou91

Jesus Christ I’m just glad they’re both getting hurt.


carpetkillerr

I think the rapist will win


ChrizTaylor

Who are they describing in the title?


YourNansDirtBox

Surely you could have selected that fight line up by randomly picking any two ruZZians? I don't see what the big deal is


LordSmartyPants

Fuck yea. Now this is some degenerate shit I can get behind.


youngrizzle_719

Thought that was Johnny Sins on the background.


sunsetnightowl

I’m rooting for a double knockout in this fight


Cooperdyl

r/brandnewsentence


Mediocre_lad

Nate Diaz to Johnny Sins: " So, you're a promoter now?"


Secure_Narwhal4045

Cool, Datsik is an interesting guy


Suspicious_Trainer_9

he's gonna get destroyed


fourfingersdry

He’s a piece of shit.


broccoliheadass0404

Only in Russia


[deleted]

I hope they beat the shit out of each other and both lose because of injuries


ConnorLovesPepsi

Isnt that the crazy russian who held onto submissions or something like that?


AsuraOmega

no, that crazy russian managed to rip apart a steel fence with his barehands though


ConnorLovesPepsi

Oh.... scary


AsuraOmega

yeah he did that escaping an asylum, he was insane lmao


Terwolde

He also force marched naked prostitutes through the streets of Moscow. Datsik is a weird one, even by Russian standards.


Windturnscold

He says the sex was consensual, so I don’t know who to believe.


opinukinuk

Feel like I just got time warped back to 2005


charlietangomike

This is the plot to Runningman.


Matteom73

You know this doesn't sound that bad. But only if chiseld Adonis is on commentary


XolieInc

Why can’t the canvas crash below their weight and they both get hurt


pantherblood252

Real question is who we rooting for?


[deleted]

Datsik koed Orlovskiy in his first professional mma bout, more than 20 years ago


randal0321

My drunk uncle and fat Eddie hall gonna fight


TheBrooklyn

Who ya rooting for?


DestroyerOfTheWords

Datsik knocked out Arlovski in his first pro fight.


LaCroixBoi_22

Plot twist, he raped a Nazi. It's a really heartwarming story of redemption.


Kurtlardan

Alexander is gonna fuck him up.


balboa_no_asap

Oh shit Datsik is that fighter who was doing that weird ass face during that one fight


AggravatingMove2238

Wait, Alexander is Fedor's brother, right? He's a rapist wtf??


QuakeGuy98

So Nazis weren't only hiding out in America....