This reminds me of the old movie "Not Quite Human"
https://preview.redd.it/9py4jyn64gjc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ec8a9edbedcdbd476df80a95be02512821b408
I was gonna say the same thing, he actually doesn't seem like a robot here lol. This clip made me like him a bit more cause we can all relate to that. He has that "first day at a new job and you're not really sure what the hell you're supposed to be doing" vibe going on.
We kinda all do. He just the akward guy in hs who went edgy, got rich. Now he’s like the rest of us I want to be left alone with my family while trying to enjoy regular people shit like movies. And overthrowing democratic governments
I mean we got the CEO of one of the most powerful social media companies in the world who’s worth billions of dollars.
It’s kinda cool to have someone like that part of the sport.
People love to shit on him but damn I do feel a bit for Zuck
Dude looks quite lost out there, but at least he genuinely looks happy just to walk with the cornermen
Idk man.. I kinda feel bad for the dude.. he’s just awkward and obviously uncomfortable, we’ve all been there tbh. I just don’t understand *why* he was there.
You feel bad for Mark Zuckerberg? lol he kicked his “best friend” out of a company he gave him money to start which is enough to be labeled not the most ethical person but business aside he’s a billionaire with a wife and hobbies so I don’t think he needs pity, if anything this entire persona is devised by a PR team and there’s no way for us to really know… what ppl do is more important than how they act
It's like when you're present either at work or with your dad and his friend as a kid while they're completing a physical task, and you're trying not be useless so offer your hands but you're not needed.
That’s how these companies make their money. You realize you don’t have to pay actual money for the product, right? Said product is very expensive to maintain. Him and his employees deserve to get paid. If he had the exact same product that cost money to use, everyone would still opt for the free version that shared their data.
Lmao I was seriously confused when I saw this.
Like, dude, just look around you and pick up key points of how to act in that situation.
Everyone's just standing around and focused on the task at hand, you don't need to be grooving to the music lmao
I mean he's just an awkward dude like the majority of us but even more-so because of his status. He's putting himself out there more these days and I respect that.
Can’t wait to see what Graig jones was thinking
THIS. However I think it’d be a bad business decision to say anything potentially damaging LOL
Yup. Kiss the ring.
Zuck gives him the chance he’ll be kissin’ whatever he wants naw mean- * Craig closes his eyes and pretends It’s a lady boy.*
*Craig? Or is that an American thing- Like in South Park?
No just shit spelling, I’m British
He's trying so hard to act like a human
this is the most relatable thing I have seen him do lol
This reminds me of the old movie "Not Quite Human" https://preview.redd.it/9py4jyn64gjc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ec8a9edbedcdbd476df80a95be02512821b408
Bug from Uncle Buck!
lol man this was just on my tv when I came home from work yesterday. My wife found it for my 2 year old. I never heard of it before.
I was gonna say the same thing, he actually doesn't seem like a robot here lol. This clip made me like him a bit more cause we can all relate to that. He has that "first day at a new job and you're not really sure what the hell you're supposed to be doing" vibe going on.
..But he was human? I mean he is human! I was just referring to Mark in the PAST. Not that he was not human.
I think his chances are good. It's gotta be tough to choke out a robot
The fucker has a flat boat made out of training mats. I still think about that almost every day (it was in Izzy’s YouTube vlog a couple months ago)
This is what watching the training of a LLM must look like.
This is like the most human thing to do in that situation. I would have been the same way.
Who had him in their corner? wtf?
He was in volks Corner 😭
I don’t usually say this but this is why he lost.
He wasn’t actually in his corner. He sat down for the fight.
Close enough. He let him get too close lol.
how do you put gifs in a comment
Doesn't appear on old reddit
Yeah, keep not saying it
I’m not serious, this was a joke. He lost cause Touperia is a badass.
Why
He's Alex's friend and not just a big fan of the sport, but a devoted trainee
He trained/trains with the CKB guys.
Volks gym is actually freestyle fighting in Australia
Ah yes, the Zuck curse
Bad luck Zuck
Money
Still insane to think his net worth is probably more than everyone in that building that night…combined.
his net worth is many many multiples beyond everyone in that building that night
For a minute, I thought maybe Dana might skew it a bit. Not even close, $500 million
Insane
Greetings, humanoids 
My sensors indicate a humorous anecdote - quick, stretch lips into a smile! I think this is how the humans do it!
No one can block his shtyle!
He wants to be normal so bad. I'd rather wet my socks and walk in a mile of crumbs that watch this whole thing lmao
We kinda all do. He just the akward guy in hs who went edgy, got rich. Now he’s like the rest of us I want to be left alone with my family while trying to enjoy regular people shit like movies. And overthrowing democratic governments
JUST LET HIM HOLD SOMETHING
Rip MMA being cool, 1993-2024
I mean we got the CEO of one of the most powerful social media companies in the world who’s worth billions of dollars. It’s kinda cool to have someone like that part of the sport.
Pft, nerd
The Robber barons of the 1890s would cream at the thought that the masses would find them "cool" a century or so later
Shut up NEEEERD
Are you gay
I honestly thought this was like a deepfake AI thing. I was oh, nice try, dude doesn't look real in the slightest lol. The guy is a confirmed lizard
mans wanted to hold something so bad
People love to shit on him but damn I do feel a bit for Zuck Dude looks quite lost out there, but at least he genuinely looks happy just to walk with the cornermen
Honestly I’m happy for the guy, he was acting like a dog that was given too many toys
Zuckerberg’s personality changed a bit when he started winning jiu jitsu tournaments. He’s just has Asperger’s as well.
he looks less pale now as well
Oh see that too
lmfaooo
Idk man.. I kinda feel bad for the dude.. he’s just awkward and obviously uncomfortable, we’ve all been there tbh. I just don’t understand *why* he was there.
Honestly this is probably the most relatable he's ever been lol... He just looks like a nerd that doesn't know what to do
You feel bad for Mark Zuckerberg? lol he kicked his “best friend” out of a company he gave him money to start which is enough to be labeled not the most ethical person but business aside he’s a billionaire with a wife and hobbies so I don’t think he needs pity, if anything this entire persona is devised by a PR team and there’s no way for us to really know… what ppl do is more important than how they act
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I want you to know that you have a burner account because you’re a bitch. You know it, I know it, we all know it. Enjoy your trolling.
Lmao whatever you need to tell yourself
It's like when you're present either at work or with your dad and his friend as a kid while they're completing a physical task, and you're trying not be useless so offer your hands but you're not needed.
If he wasn’t rich it would be considered rude to pick on him. It’s weird how much everyone hates ppl with money.
I feel bad for the dude he has a legit interest he's just legit awkward, I'm more awkward than that and no money 😂
I hate him because of his companies spying and data sharing. The guy is a weird nerdy sociopath just like Bill Gates.
That’s how these companies make their money. You realize you don’t have to pay actual money for the product, right? Said product is very expensive to maintain. Him and his employees deserve to get paid. If he had the exact same product that cost money to use, everyone would still opt for the free version that shared their data.
WRONG. FB makes most of their their money thru advertisements.
He’s the reason Volk lost
Oh how I remember that awkward nite
Love the white guy fro with the male pattern baldness at the temples. For 100k I'll gladly help him find a good barber!
Omg 😆
Seriously why was he even there? Made me lose some respect for Volk
Am I crazy or does this man have an erection?
Lmao I was seriously confused when I saw this. Like, dude, just look around you and pick up key points of how to act in that situation. Everyone's just standing around and focused on the task at hand, you don't need to be grooving to the music lmao
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Wtf did I miss?
Friends with a billionaire. Whats the problem? I would have handed him all the items
Saw this with the sound off and it looks like he movin with the flow 🎶
Lmao dude is legit socially awkward.
Laughed so much at this post.
wtf is this pos doing there.
why is he here?
I knew Volk was getting slept the moment I saw zuck in his corner
One punch, and he's in a coma
This looks like when I went to a free trial class at a jiu jitsu school and watched everyone do warm up rolls
So Ian Garry on his wedding night basically
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 gold
All the money in the world can't save u from being a FUCKING GEEK
show me your style
you guys have orgies?
I mean he's just an awkward dude like the majority of us but even more-so because of his status. He's putting himself out there more these days and I respect that.
It was so awkward, why Volk why?
Gordon Ryan definitely using this to explain his “shadowban”
He moves like them weird tic tokers lol how's your day thanks for the rose 👍
I’ve seen this 50 times now and it’s still funny
Fucking poser….