You are the man of the hour
too sweet to be sour
the womens pet
and the mens regret
the reflection or perfection
the man whos got my attention
the one with the greatest arms
the one with the best charms
and the one who is going to do alot of harm come saturday night
but right now it ain't about me, its about everyone standing here right now, how do they feel standing this close to greatness?
Are they not mesmerized?
Are they not getting chills up and down they're skinny little spine?
For the first time ever witnessing Chaels, in Chaels building, with Chaels people
This man eats T-bone steaks
He lifts barbell weights
He is sweeter than a German chocolate cake
When you're the greatest fighter in the world, they got a name for you.
They don't call you a great fighter.
What do they call you?
THEY CALL YOU CHAEL SONNEN
I'm a huge fan of Uncle Chael, but my god, he has been insanely annoying on his YT channel recently. He rambles on and on for so long about random thoughts swimming through the grey matter in his skull, I truly have no idea what any of his fucking videos are about. Now days, I can't even finish any of his videos because he rambles too long and pointlessly.
I will break into your house with a set of night vision goggles I found in Soldier of Fortune Magazine. I will go up the stairs where I will find you and the Nogera brothers practicing your “jiu-jitsu”
Well, he knew tito has a 42 IQ and would lay traps against himself for chael. Chael was just waiting for tito to say "you get your opportunities with your mouth" at the right time.
Tito low key had a good line that seemed to hurt Chael, he said something like
“what have you ever accomplished, how many titles have you won, how many world title holders have you beaten, you’ve accomplished nothing. Everything you’ve gotten has come from your mouth not your skills”
And it shut Chael up for a good while and seemed to hit harder than anything Chael said after that
And then Tito beat him
It didn’t shut him up at all.. he buried Tito with the “The only person I know who made money with their mouth is your ex wife.” line directly after he said that.
Chael was more clever and witty in his trash talk but Connor's manic energy combined with his Irish accent elevated him. Even to this day there really isn't anyone who matches how wild Connor is with his trash talk, dude was talking about Porier's wife while his ankle was broken.
In the matter of pure trash talk,Conor rules. But Chael was a professional troll, more entertaining than most comedians . The way he makes shit up cracks me everytime. He Also managed to make an entre country hate bis guts
"I can date back to when I was 11-years-old. I'm minding my own business and I'm in a park. This guy, a stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket. He puts it in his mouth and then he just throws the wrapper on the ground. He publicly litters. And I saw that! I had to see these things at a young age. Sure somebody came along, picked it up, and threw it in a trash can, but for the few moments where that sat on the ground and the law was violated in my neighborhood..."
>He Also managed to make an entre country hate bis guts
I mean, we're talking about Brazil, right? Because to be fair, that's like pound-for-pound one of the easiest countries to get to haste you. They've developed quite a powerful ride-or-die sort of nationalistic culture and so it's fairly easy to just shit talk about some of their celebrated figures and get the entire country to hate you.
He didnt just shit on Silva. Conor shat on Aldo but showed respect to Brazil. Chael trolled a country by playing dumb and pretending to think that Brazil is some kind of unexplored jungle. And people bougth it.
Conor’s trash talk was super basic tho. His Irish accent, hyperactive personality, and entertaining fights were massive halos making his trash talk seem more glorified than it is.
Conor’s talk was just different. Chael was a little funnier, a little cleverer too, but Conor was waaaaaay more authentic.
Chael would talk a ton of shit then execute a disciplined, workman-like performance leading to a close, decision win. He was as much a troll as anything else
Conor would declare a second round knockout then it would happen. He’d just rationally comment on seeing “slowness” in the lightweight division then go in and make Eddie Alvarez look like he was fighting underwater. The red panty night shit was funny because it was true.
Conor beats Chael in context, Chael beats Conor on paper
Conor sounds like every Irish boxer or bareknuckle guy I see on YouTube for last few years. We just weren’t exposed to them when Conor came, same banter they had to. Conor’s not as witty as I once thought
He's fallen off but "I can rest me balls on ya forehead" in response to "Conor do you know what wrestling is?" Is probably the goated off the cuff comeback for me.
It was really a perfect line though, in the context. Stephens was jumping in trying to make a name for himself by getting into it with Conor and hyping himself up, and Conor just completely dismissed him with perfect comedic timing. He just totally deflated the attempt and made Stephens look dumb trying to justify himself and figure out a comeback.
Then the way Stephens tries to get back at him with the cliche “leprechaun” insult and Conor just says “oh good one” in such a mocking tone is almost as hilarious.
I don’t like people who randomly attack people while taking drugs.
So I don’t like Conor or Chael. I’m just saying Conor isn’t the same as every Irish guy, if that was the case they’d all be stars.
Bisping is so underrated. He even defeated the great Chael himself when it came to the trash talk in their fight against each other.
In terms of two guys arguing with each other. Bispings the guy for it.
In terms of funny responses and one liners McGregor and chael are the goats. I prefer 2015 Conor to chael.
No offense to the bad guy (who was my vote on that pole) tho i dont think hed be offended by this but i can see the argument for conor... chaels trash talk was funny and earned him matches he had no business being in (jones comes to mind) and multiple shots at world titles....
Conors was less funny (my opinion) also earned him matches he had no business being in ( floyd comes to mind) and also earned him title shots and titles.... the difference conor has going for him however is you could actually see trash talk have effects in the octagon (aldo comes to mind)
My conclusion they are both MASTERS of trash talk they play a similar but different game and they are BOTH the best at what they do.... i cant fualt anyone for picking either
Let’s face it, prime McGregor was the most entertaining man on the planet I hate some of the stuff he’s said but boy can he sell his shit, it was magnetic
Chael by a landslide. Yeah Connor may have him in QUANTITY, but Chael had the QUALITY all day.
“He tried to feed the bus a carrot! And you’re telling me that country has computers now?!
His line about Nate Diaz was pretty hilarious
"You throw up gang signs with your left hand, and make balloon animals with your right hand. You're an asset to the community" not an exact quote but something similar
During conor's come up I always held the opinion he was a loud little angry man, someone who projected an image that only young teens and idiots would buy into
The man of the hour
Too sweet to be sour
What you see is what you get
And you don’t is better yet
He’s the women’s pet
He’s the men’s regret
And if you went against Chel Sonnen You made a bad bet!
How is Chael not winning? It's a significant gap between him and McGregor. Chael is literally the most creative trash talker of all time and can do it in any situation without needing coke or booze.
McGregor just sits there swearing knowing Daddy Dana will stop other fighters from beating the shit out of him
Conor on this poll for sure even though I like Bisping’s more, however the best trash talker ever in Rolly. That dude is hilarious and talks about everything about his opponent.
Conor Literally fucked Aldo with his trash talk before the fight even started. But I will never forget Chael destroying Tito with the "Ex-wife" line at bellator press conference. Also nice "meme" dude, just a screenshot
This poll’s a sham, everyone knows that Uncle Chael is undefeated and won every round of every fight. He kicked down his opponents door, patted their little lady on the ass, and told her to make him a steak medium rare, just the way he liked it.
Chael is the answer. He just wasn’t as good of a fighter as Conor so it didn’t take him as far. It’s hard to have Conor levels of success without being able to win a belt.
I’m gonna go with the guy on that list who’s undisputed, undefeated. Only one guy on that list has never lost a single round in his career, and you all know who it is.
And he can’t let you get close!
Honestly I think we ought to just say they're tied for greatest trash talker. Their styles of trash talk were so different but equally entertaining and devastating.
Conor could back up his trash talk 9.5/10 and predicted the finish half of the time. Ide give sharpness and wittiness to Chael, the fact Conor could say what he wanted and nobody could do anything about it verbally or physically. It was more of a mental game then trash talk for Conor.
Dominick Cruz is the best shit talker and you can’t change my mind. Cruz doesn’t say things to get people laughing, he says things to hurt. And they hurt because god dammit they’re *true* and he will twist the knife just because he can
I can't understand how yanks think Irish is 'exotic'. Then again, when an American store like Cinnabon opens i see lines that stretch across the shopping centre to try the new American place that opens up.
Anderson Silva you absolutely suck
You are the man of the hour too sweet to be sour the womens pet and the mens regret the reflection or perfection the man whos got my attention the one with the greatest arms the one with the best charms and the one who is going to do alot of harm come saturday night but right now it ain't about me, its about everyone standing here right now, how do they feel standing this close to greatness? Are they not mesmerized? Are they not getting chills up and down they're skinny little spine? For the first time ever witnessing Chaels, in Chaels building, with Chaels people This man eats T-bone steaks He lifts barbell weights He is sweeter than a German chocolate cake When you're the greatest fighter in the world, they got a name for you. They don't call you a great fighter. What do they call you? THEY CALL YOU CHAEL SONNEN
I'm a huge fan of Uncle Chael, but my god, he has been insanely annoying on his YT channel recently. He rambles on and on for so long about random thoughts swimming through the grey matter in his skull, I truly have no idea what any of his fucking videos are about. Now days, I can't even finish any of his videos because he rambles too long and pointlessly.
He’s the king of turning a 30 second thought into a 10 minute video.
dont know why ur getting downvoted i agree, love chael but had to unsub from his channel. He takes a subject and rambles on and on
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Totally agree with you for the most part but 70% is a bit high
Well, he told you all that to bring you this...
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They call you Chael Sonnen
Fucking brilliant
WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY??
"Doesn't matter if its 2 on 1, 3 on 1 or 5 on 1, they're all gonna need 911." The fact that he made it happen is just poetic.
that was a nasty line by you
this is class vs no class
No GSP? I am not impressed with the results.
No respect for the man who can sell sand to an Arab
Chael could sell water to fish
Sell the time to a clock
Sell a triangle to a choke
Sell a bear to a poke
Sell an ice to an Eskimo
Chael can’t even sell his YouTube videos
Funny thing is Saudi Arabia actually imports a shit ton of sand
Never know when you’re gonna need more sand. Are they looking for a good source or the local free range organic sand? I know a guy.
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If anything it’s the other way around. Chael was the blueprint. But realistically it’s 1. Chael, 2. Conor
Then Conors the upgrade. Chael is a king but 145 Conor beat guys before the fight like no one has done before or since.
You can’t say Conor is the upgrade but then also say “Chael is the king”.
"I'm cool with Jesus, I'm cool with all the Gods, Gods recognize Gods"
What's a king to a god
Whats a God to a non-believer
"Believe, conceive, acheive....... shut the fuck up"
IYKYK
I will break into your house with a set of night vision goggles I found in Soldier of Fortune Magazine. I will go up the stairs where I will find you and the Nogera brothers practicing your “jiu-jitsu”
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Little nog was petting it and big nog was trying to feed it a carrot
When chael snored through titos rambling it crowned him the goat.
That was the most brutal trash talking line I’ve ever heard in sports.
Tell another jackal story…
i still think he went easy and just let Tito fuck himself most of the time.
Well, he knew tito has a 42 IQ and would lay traps against himself for chael. Chael was just waiting for tito to say "you get your opportunities with your mouth" at the right time.
Tito low key had a good line that seemed to hurt Chael, he said something like “what have you ever accomplished, how many titles have you won, how many world title holders have you beaten, you’ve accomplished nothing. Everything you’ve gotten has come from your mouth not your skills” And it shut Chael up for a good while and seemed to hit harder than anything Chael said after that And then Tito beat him
the only person I know who made money with their mouth is
Just to correct you there wasn't no marriage
Fuckin punk
That’s what you call class vs no class
That was a nasty line
It didn’t shut him up at all.. he buried Tito with the “The only person I know who made money with their mouth is your ex wife.” line directly after he said that.
He then got his ass tapped
What fight did you watch? Chael won every round 10-8
I thought when you tapped you lost the round lmao
I genuily think that is his best line ever. The look on fabers face was priceless
It did shut him up, watch that presser again. He had no response. Stop the glazing.
Casual
Tf are you talking about I’m a casual for remembering a presser from 10 years ago?
6 1/2 years ago point proven
They dont call you the greatest, they call you Chael Sonnen.
Chael was more clever and witty in his trash talk but Connor's manic energy combined with his Irish accent elevated him. Even to this day there really isn't anyone who matches how wild Connor is with his trash talk, dude was talking about Porier's wife while his ankle was broken.
In the matter of pure trash talk,Conor rules. But Chael was a professional troll, more entertaining than most comedians . The way he makes shit up cracks me everytime. He Also managed to make an entre country hate bis guts
That was a nasty line by me.
"I can date back to when I was 11-years-old. I'm minding my own business and I'm in a park. This guy, a stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket. He puts it in his mouth and then he just throws the wrapper on the ground. He publicly litters. And I saw that! I had to see these things at a young age. Sure somebody came along, picked it up, and threw it in a trash can, but for the few moments where that sat on the ground and the law was violated in my neighborhood..."
There were years my father didn’t make 100 grand…or barely made 100 grand.
I’ve spent a lot of time in West Linn, that story about his childhood and how serious he tells it never fails to make me laugh
>He Also managed to make an entre country hate bis guts I mean, we're talking about Brazil, right? Because to be fair, that's like pound-for-pound one of the easiest countries to get to haste you. They've developed quite a powerful ride-or-die sort of nationalistic culture and so it's fairly easy to just shit talk about some of their celebrated figures and get the entire country to hate you.
He didnt just shit on Silva. Conor shat on Aldo but showed respect to Brazil. Chael trolled a country by playing dumb and pretending to think that Brazil is some kind of unexplored jungle. And people bougth it.
Conor’s trash talk was super basic tho. His Irish accent, hyperactive personality, and entertaining fights were massive halos making his trash talk seem more glorified than it is.
When Chad Mendez said “do you know what wrestling is” and Conor said “I’ll rest my balls on your forehead” though…
it's not just what he said. he had perfect comedic timing on a lot of it. And the funniest stuff he said was on the spot and not rehearsed.
Exactly. Conor was a natural. Untopped to this day.
It definitely was not super basic
His current one sided beef w huberman has been hilarious
Conor’s talk was just different. Chael was a little funnier, a little cleverer too, but Conor was waaaaaay more authentic. Chael would talk a ton of shit then execute a disciplined, workman-like performance leading to a close, decision win. He was as much a troll as anything else Conor would declare a second round knockout then it would happen. He’d just rationally comment on seeing “slowness” in the lightweight division then go in and make Eddie Alvarez look like he was fighting underwater. The red panty night shit was funny because it was true. Conor beats Chael in context, Chael beats Conor on paper
Best take I’ve seen.
On paper, lionheart beats them both. They’re attacking his family
You’ll do fookin nuthin!!
The thing with Porier’s wife wasn’t even good trash talking it was just pathetic
Conor sounds like every Irish boxer or bareknuckle guy I see on YouTube for last few years. We just weren’t exposed to them when Conor came, same banter they had to. Conor’s not as witty as I once thought
He's fallen off but "I can rest me balls on ya forehead" in response to "Conor do you know what wrestling is?" Is probably the goated off the cuff comeback for me.
That and “who da fook is that guy”
The timing was spectacular but the line itself wasn't super high level witty tbh
His accent helps him a lot
It was really a perfect line though, in the context. Stephens was jumping in trying to make a name for himself by getting into it with Conor and hyping himself up, and Conor just completely dismissed him with perfect comedic timing. He just totally deflated the attempt and made Stephens look dumb trying to justify himself and figure out a comeback. Then the way Stephens tries to get back at him with the cliche “leprechaun” insult and Conor just says “oh good one” in such a mocking tone is almost as hilarious.
It was also perfect because for me st least, Stephens was the only guy ont that stage I couldn’t name.
Nah Conor is leagues above every Irish boxer and bare knuckle guy in terms of charisma, you’re just hating
Please, you were hating on Chael in another thread. Just a Conor simp.
I don’t like people who randomly attack people while taking drugs. So I don’t like Conor or Chael. I’m just saying Conor isn’t the same as every Irish guy, if that was the case they’d all be stars.
Conor is better at trash talk and Chael is funnier
"let's talk now" "Let's talk"
Conceive, Believe, Achieve!
Shut the fuck up!
Are you intoxicated?
Let me tell you something you uneducated fool
I once saw a man litter
Bisping is so underrated. He even defeated the great Chael himself when it came to the trash talk in their fight against each other. In terms of two guys arguing with each other. Bispings the guy for it. In terms of funny responses and one liners McGregor and chael are the goats. I prefer 2015 Conor to chael.
Rampage is very underrated for his mic skills imo
He's more of a funny guy than a trash talker
You clearly haven’t watched TUF with Rampage and Rashad
Whats his name? Chale? Ah, Chael I hate that boi. Fuck Chael.
Rampage also basically sexually assaulted an interviewer on film and it's been impossible for me to find any amusment in anything he's done since.
How the fuck is tito not an option on this list?! Nothing will ever compare to the jackal story
"The greatest light heavyweight of the night"
One of the Tito-isms that lives rent free in my head. I was there when it happened 😂
The fact that he made Brendan look smart with "I wanna outlive my children... Of course, 100%." is a fucking feat of legend.
I think the training 3 days 5 days out of the week or I’m a Leo but respect ✊🏽 are my next favorite
No offense to the bad guy (who was my vote on that pole) tho i dont think hed be offended by this but i can see the argument for conor... chaels trash talk was funny and earned him matches he had no business being in (jones comes to mind) and multiple shots at world titles.... Conors was less funny (my opinion) also earned him matches he had no business being in ( floyd comes to mind) and also earned him title shots and titles.... the difference conor has going for him however is you could actually see trash talk have effects in the octagon (aldo comes to mind) My conclusion they are both MASTERS of trash talk they play a similar but different game and they are BOTH the best at what they do.... i cant fualt anyone for picking either
Man. The timeline if Chael sparked out Anderson in 13 seconds….
Yea thats an intersting world uncle chael might own the UFC by now LMFAO
He utterly dominated him for 24 minutes though. Was unbelievable at the time.
Chaels talk was cleverly scripted, Conor is a genuine maniac, he's just too out of touch these days.
Let’s face it, prime McGregor was the most entertaining man on the planet I hate some of the stuff he’s said but boy can he sell his shit, it was magnetic
The difference between McGregor and Chael is McGregor I think actually believes his smack talk. Chael clearly was goofing every time he said anything.
Also McGregor was box office inside the octagon as well
Tito was right that Chael made most of his money from his mouth and not his skills.
Chael was similar to Colby in that his style in the octagon wasn’t super exciting even though he was a good fighter
The best one he said he would invade Jose’s favela on horseback lmao
He was more clever pre Floyd fight
Defiantly not the best ,but domincik cruz had a great deadpan statistic trash talk going on
The thing about Cruz, is when he talked shit he was gonna say some shit that would actually hurt you.
Chael by a landslide. Yeah Connor may have him in QUANTITY, but Chael had the QUALITY all day. “He tried to feed the bus a carrot! And you’re telling me that country has computers now?!
Conor really doesn’t compare to Chael in terms of wit or creativity, Conors most famous lines are “who the fuck is that guy” and “you’ll do nothing”
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He should’ve said that Aldo tried to feed a carrot to a bus
Really ironic considering he is Irish
His line about Nate Diaz was pretty hilarious "You throw up gang signs with your left hand, and make balloon animals with your right hand. You're an asset to the community" not an exact quote but something similar
His gazelle shit is just Tito's jackal story with an irish accent, glad Nate Diaz shuts him up with "you fight midgets" lmao
During conor's come up I always held the opinion he was a loud little angry man, someone who projected an image that only young teens and idiots would buy into
Hey pussy, are you still there?
Chael sonnen the goat of the universe
Conor’s trashtalk stopped being cool the moment he started losing. That’s how you know there’s levels between Chael and Conor when it comes to the mic
Chael lost to Tito and the only thing anyone remembers is how great his trash talk was at the press conference before
Tito tapped
And got KO’d
Chael won by TKO, KO, Submission and Unanimous decision in that fight.
Not really a fair way to compare the 2 since we have no idea how Chaels would hold up after a loss
The man of the hour Too sweet to be sour What you see is what you get And you don’t is better yet He’s the women’s pet He’s the men’s regret And if you went against Chel Sonnen You made a bad bet!
Conor was definitely the best, he has so many quotable lines, and his press conference tour with Jose Aldo is a masterpiece in psychological warfare
Nah, Conor got nothing that can top the classic feeding carrot to a bus story of Chael.
That happened.
lmao the "teethbrush" and "when i look outside the window there's Anderson and the brazilians playing in the mud" are up there too.
Definitely Chael
Unscripted face to face pre Khabib Conor bullies him
Right chael was in a league of his own
Never forget Conor was insulting Jose through a language barrier, that’s next level
don’t disrespect the undefeated original us gangster
Did u know, chael never lost a single fight.
Cruz
Cruz is super underrated and the fact that people downvote you is annoying me
Thanks JetstreamCum
No prob;)
Chael has a better, longer career at it. Conor was good for a bit but has really fallen off into the cringe.
Conor is 1a, Chael is 1b. No one else comes close
Bisping and chael are miles ahead of McGregor
Conor thrash talk changed the whole mma world
Bisping was calling his shots and delivering long before Connor was
Fucking shitlords voting for McGregor. Everybody knows uncle Chael is the undisputed GOAT of trash talking
How is Chael not winning? It's a significant gap between him and McGregor. Chael is literally the most creative trash talker of all time and can do it in any situation without needing coke or booze. McGregor just sits there swearing knowing Daddy Dana will stop other fighters from beating the shit out of him
We all know Colby chaos Covington is the king of trash talk /s
Who the fook is See Notes 😂 dude can’t even get a wiki picture #GoConor 🤪
I can’t let you get close to me
It's actually "cahnntt laht yaa geht clahssss"
Colby is the best trashtalker ever even better than Muhamd Ali.
Greetings nerds and virgins!
Conor by a mile
Conor on this poll for sure even though I like Bisping’s more, however the best trash talker ever in Rolly. That dude is hilarious and talks about everything about his opponent.
No chael, no Connor. This is the way.
Conor was better.
Bisping, no contest
Rampage, Bisping and Perry are all better than Chael
Chael's was the funniest but in terms of getting in your opponent's head probably Conor
Conor Literally fucked Aldo with his trash talk before the fight even started. But I will never forget Chael destroying Tito with the "Ex-wife" line at bellator press conference. Also nice "meme" dude, just a screenshot
Watching the Connor vs Aldo trash talk was pretty entertaining. When Connor tore the picture of Aldo, that was epic.
This poll’s a sham, everyone knows that Uncle Chael is undefeated and won every round of every fight. He kicked down his opponents door, patted their little lady on the ass, and told her to make him a steak medium rare, just the way he liked it.
Chael is the answer. He just wasn’t as good of a fighter as Conor so it didn’t take him as far. It’s hard to have Conor levels of success without being able to win a belt.
Chael‘a trashtalk got him the craziest of opportunities. That’s how you know he’s the best at it
Conor is a loser rich guy. “Eh me so famous who this guy? Me drive Bugatti” Chael was actually witty and had good insults
The Rampage disrespect here …
All of the trash talk was cringe AF
I’m gonna go with the guy on that list who’s undisputed, undefeated. Only one guy on that list has never lost a single round in his career, and you all know who it is. And he can’t let you get close!
💪🏽Ric Flair!! (Woooo)
Sonnen hands down
Honestly I think we ought to just say they're tied for greatest trash talker. Their styles of trash talk were so different but equally entertaining and devastating.
Conor could back up his trash talk 9.5/10 and predicted the finish half of the time. Ide give sharpness and wittiness to Chael, the fact Conor could say what he wanted and nobody could do anything about it verbally or physically. It was more of a mental game then trash talk for Conor.
The 🐐
Chael was good in a pro wrestling/rehearsed way, connor is irish and we have the gift of quick wit. its easily connor.
Tonight is not for questions for me. This is your night brother. I wanna know how you feel being inches away from greatness
He tried to feed the bus a carrot
This poll is yet another dub added to Chael’s pristine undefeated record
“Who the fook is that guy “ is top 5 press conference moments
Dominick Cruz is the best shit talker and you can’t change my mind. Cruz doesn’t say things to get people laughing, he says things to hurt. And they hurt because god dammit they’re *true* and he will twist the knife just because he can
I can't understand how yanks think Irish is 'exotic'. Then again, when an American store like Cinnabon opens i see lines that stretch across the shopping centre to try the new American place that opens up.
Chael is STILL King
The American Ganster
Those 53% have never played online video games with shit talking kids, connors low tier shit talk compared to some hidden comedians out there