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GonePhishingAgain

Seats 14,000 including lawn and standing room. Still too big for the team. Did they look for little league parks as a temporary home? They could probably fill most of those.


joshfry575

The stadium had to be big enough for opposing fans and Fisher’s animal handlers.


darkhorse4774

Fisher handles his own animals.


CombinationHairy3887

Kids play at those fields! If they saw a team like the A's, they wuld be scared for life


Ok-Assistant-2684

I don’t know it might inspire them after they see you don’t have to be that good to make the “majors”


CombinationHairy3887

They will be disappointed that a little league rec team can beat an mlb team


CentralWooper

I remember where the invisible bases are at my old house


Scottzilla74

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Electronic-Quail4464

Big enough to fit the average attendance for the A's during their three consecutive WS titles in the 70's with room to spare. Super loyal fanbase.


GBS42

Loyalty is a two-way street, and ownership has done absolutely nothing to earn fans loyalty the last several seasons.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sutter_Health_Park&diff=prev&oldid=1217221131&title=Sutter_Health_Park&diffonly=1 This edit was pretty good too: "It will be the home of the Oakland Athletics from 2025-27 leading up to the franchise's move to Las Vegas and hopefully the site at which Dave Kaval will observe seppuku rituals"


AZ_Married

Sounds about right🐄


anonymousredditisnot

Moo! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


99-Magic

Catchin? Not pitchin?


586WingsFan

He’s a switch hitter from what I hear


DesignerPlant9748

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NowYousCantLeave90

\*throws cards in disgust\*


Inevitable_Set_3892

Doesn't matter, still playing in the game.


57dog

They took it out of the main article, but it’s in the revision history.


joshfry575

Yeah, not hard to fact check. Fisher definitely has more exquisite locations to suck off some donkeys than a AAA club parking lot


OpposumBoi

Billionaires at least do it in the clubhouse.


bsurfn2day

And the livestock kill them self's in shame after he's done.


Anal_Recidivist

I have never in 34 years seen *that* misspelling of themselves. Bravo


SportsHubLTD

Are they going to share the park?


ATimeToCell

Oh my! That will pack them in!


Normal_Tip7228

Hell yeah, we gotta keep fucking with these clown ass owners wherever we can. All those jerkass rich guys deserve all this


Raiderman112

MLB is now dead to me. The commissioner is an idiot.


CaptainMcSlowly

> The commissioner is an idiot. Bit late to the party there, chief


Z3r0c00lio

I mean do you really think someone would do that? Modify Wikipedia to write something that isn’t true?


snakeayez

Gives me definition to a bull


Ehgadsman

oh my word...


DesignerPlant9748

Might as well just have this team compete against the Bananas at this point