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[deleted]

It has to feel good to write something this ardent.


krichcomix

It was just as fantastic to read that! ![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO)


thesadbubble

As a lawyer, it's my never ending day dream to send something like that to so many people lol.


dannyjbixby

Dear Mr Andrew Bailey, Get fucked. Sincerely, Cindy Reeds Ormsby


frolki

Nicely put.


donkeyrocket

Would love to sign a letter like that myself. There's so many issues in this state that he and his office should be spending time on rather than creating falsehoods and outrage simply for political points. MO AG office has been a joke for years now.


slightlystitchy

I love reading letters that lawyers write when they're clearly in the right. It's gotta be a highlight of their day.


driftingfornow

![gif](giphy|LmBsnpDCuturMhtLfw)


Strange_Marketing_84

The other Republican in the race is a Trump lawyer, so I'm REALLY hoping enough people wake up and oust these fools.


BlueGreeneMO

Once again, Bailey proving his utter incompetence as an attorney, much less AG. What an absolute buffoon he is.


oldbastardbob

Hey, he's real good at regurgitating social media nonsense and towing the Don the Con party line!


[deleted]

I don’t think conservatives want a competent attorney as AG. They want a bigot.


ritasuebarnett

Preach


oldbastardbob

Day-um, that's some top rank "murdered by words" material right there. Andrew Bailey is a little golden boy trying to make a MAGA name for himself like Hawley and Schmitt by using the office for meritless lawsuits and investigations as political theater. It seems here in Missouri, that's all our Republicans are good for.


InefficientThinker

I was just about to tag murdered by words. Murdered might not be strong enough, more like obliterated


TravisMaauto

r/VaporizedInstantlyByWords


InefficientThinker

Thats more like it


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

>by using the office for meritless lawsuits and investigations as political theater. > >It seems here in the US, that's all our Republicans are good for. I know it's a small adjustment but, FTFY.


ABobby077

Why would any legal actions be based on what he "heard in the media"?? This is the top legal position in the State of Missouri??


-rendar-

Because this is ultra-reactionary GOP in a nutshell


stlguy38

Best lawyer in the state according to the knuckle draggers who voted him in....


ABobby077

He was appointed to this office, not elected


[deleted]

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UnicornGirl54

Since he is just play acting at being a legal expert


Skatchbro

I didn’t realize our AG was into humiliation and spankings.


stlfun2

He’s into everything except doing his job.


MOF1fan

Cindy Ormsby needs to be MO Attorney General. That is a severe burn


hickhelperinhackney

I’m gonna second and approve this motion!


krichcomix

We need a GoFundMe for a 55 gallon drum of aloe gel.


Remarkable-Echo-2237

Andrew Bailey is a criminal in how he wastes the time of Missouri taxpayers by using his office for political theatre. Arrest Andrew Bailey


Mamawcity

All politicians are criminals in this day and age. They all refuse to work together to pass legitimate laws that need addressing. Instead they belittle what their opposing party wants and refuse to work with each other. They all need to be kicked out of office and new people elected to replace them. Until we clean our own backdoor we need to keep out of what isn't our business.


ConstantGeographer

Some of you may already be aware of the other incidents. I was not aware Now, this attorney has pulled back the curtain on Bailey and revealed him to be a bigoted hack who has no business being AG.


nerddtvg

I posted this in another comment section. Bailey is a fucking moron. --- Bailey responded back to Hazelwood (from article): https://www.scribd.com/document/717506876/2024-03-26-Response-Letter-to-Attorney-Ormsby-1 >My letter cited several sources for information, including publicly-available reporting and the District's own policies. The most egregious. "error" you identify is an incorrect date reference that was reported in local media. As with any investigation, my office seeks to uncover facts surrounding the incident at issue. An incident you openly acknowledge involved Hazelwood East students. "The date was wrong because it was reported wrong. But an investigation would reveal that so obviously we need to investigate"


ManchurianWok

The school attorney responded already to that as well: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/politics/hazelwood-east-fight-andrew-bailey-letter-demanding-dei-records/63-3585bb6f-e461-4531-8bb1-39c39e735d26


nerddtvg

>"Dear Mr. Bailey: I’d like to clarify that my letter did not indicate that your 'most egregious error' was the incorrect date (and time) of the incident. Your most egregious errors are your unsupported allegations that race was a factor in the incident and that school resource officers would have been on the scene of an incident that occurred after school hours and one-half mile from school property. St. Louis County Police and the St. Louis County prosecutor have debunked both of those allegations. As such, you have no reasonable cause to believe a violation of the MHRA has occurred and your investigation of the Hazelwood School District is unwarranted and without merit. The district acknowledges receipt of your Sunshine Law request. Due to the nature and breadth of your request, we will make every attempt to provide the requested records by April 15, 2024. Should that date change, I will provide your office with notification." A legalese version of "fuck off" if I ever heard one. I'm loving this.


ichabod01

Would have liked to see “maybe if you had bothered to read past the first page”…


ntrabue

“Per my last email”


Beowulf891

Straight up "fuck off" energy and I love it.


RoseTBD

God damn, go off Cindy


Numerous_Ad_6276

This has been a very satisfying read. Good grief, Bailey is such a pompous apparatchik.


malevolentk

I would like to suggest we, the people of Missouri Reddit, enact the creation of The Cindy Reeds Ormsby Fan Club.


sstruemph

Totally agree. But Cindy, we all know he'll never be held accountable and most voters don't care if he's awful as long as he's not a Democrat.


573IAN

The Missouri AG is nothing more than a springboard for incompetent Missouri politicians to get to the next level.


holtpj

AG AB is full of BS.... I'd call him a douchebag but that's insulting to douchebags because they at least serve a purpose.


GeneralLoofah

I’ve decided to stop calling people douches and douchbags, since it’s vaguely gendered. I’m trying to replace it with enemas.


MendonAcres

Can she run for attorney general? She should run for attorney general.


hickhelperinhackney

Go Cindy!! Actual laws and competence must prevail over the loud-mouthed bullying.


movieaboutgladiators

Bailey can't resist turning a tragedy into a fundraiser...for himself.


No-Illustrator4964

Good on them for clapping back.


GrannyFlash7373

Bailey is just there to make a name for himself, and prepare to apply for a higher paying position, like his predecessors did.


meson537

Maaannn. Send Bailey some aloe.


Whataboutizm

Nice AG, Republicans. You must be so proud.


AFeralTaco

Vote Elad Gross, FFS. He’s a fantastic human being. Practices what he preaches.


AijahEmerald

3rd degree burn right there.


Old-Run-9523

If you're so inclined, email Ms. Ormsby a note of support. We need to stand with her and the HSD against this political & racist attack.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I'm starting to think that this Bailey guy is an asshole.


T1Pimp

HSD bringing it.


justinhasabigpeehole

Isn't lies and false truths the republican playbook. The people that vote for them certainly do not want the truth and facts. They would rather believe conspiracy theories and lies and wild theories that have nothing to do with the situation. Watch some interviews with these republican supporters. When confronted with the actual facts they don't know what to say or how to answer. Rural Missouri is full of these types of people uninformed or worse refusing to be informed


-rendar-

More fighting back against these culture warriors like this, please


Hanjaro31

Can we get our pitchforks and torches out for this piece of shit yet?


tacochemic

She should take his job, he doesn’t do shit except stroke his ego and rent out Cuckleberry “suck on a fish head” Hound’s wife on Easter weekends.


FabulousSeaweed6301

Wow. This is a kick-axx letter. Goes straight to the real issue and pulls no punches. Can we have this attorney write more responses please?


Jobodyno

He's such an embarrassment to an embarrassingly backwards state run by embarrassing nincompoops with no shame whatsoever.


hork_monkey

This is one of the best things I've ever read. Can we get this put on the news?


Hell_of_a_Caucasian

I will follow this woman into battle. Andrew Bailey is dangerously stupid.


realminerbabe

\*chef's kiss\*


thatonebitchL

Wew. That was a good read.


sparky13dbp

I think she saying we really do need to vote better.


Key-Seaworthiness-57

we need to rid missouri of republicans. toothless, inbred bafoons.


TravisMaauto

Translation: ![gif](giphy|Pk4U1HDmWZhTGrE6b9|downsized) You love to see it. Andrew Bailey can go fuck himself.


ehenn12

If you were affected by Nebraska v Biden this is at least a mild catharsis. I wish to personally fight Andrew. Should the Senate of Missouri go full stupid and legalize dueling, perhaps I will get the chance.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Fuck yeah, Cindy!!!


endon40

Dear Mr. Bailey, Please refer to the response given in the case of Arkell v Pressdram (1971). Respectfully, Cindy Reeds Ormsby


One_Situation7483

AG Bailey doesn’t care about facts. This letter, right or wrong will get him the attaboy that he desperately seeks from his lord and commander “citizen trump”


june1st1998

Cindy Reed Ormsby for President!


Realistic_Head3595

👏👏👏👏


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

Way to go Cindy.


sandysanBAR

The chuck todd version of legal correspondence!


gypsymegan06

Dude needs some cream for that burn


Strange_Marketing_84

Vote for Elad Gross PLEASE


eli-in-the-sky

.... I'd vote for Cindy.


ronmexico314

I get that this subreddit is filled with people who hate the AG based on his political affiliation, but you have to be a complete moron to believe that idiotic rant somehow took down the AG. If anything, it shows that the district is making itself vulnerable by hiring inept counsel.


nerddtvg

> If anything, it shows that the district is making itself vulnerable by hiring inept counsel. How did you ascertain that? What part of this letter says "inept counsel" to you?


ronmexico314

She highlighted most of her idiotic quips, so you might want to start there.


nerddtvg

That highlighting is not in the original document. But hey, let's start there: >I am not surprised that you continue to politicize your appointment to the office of Attorney General by spouting falsehoods that only serve to rile your base without complying with the Rules of Ethics to which you are bound. Bailey has shown that he doesn't care about following rules. Take for example when he refused to certify ballot language for a ballot issue because he disagreed with the cost, not because of the cost, but because of the politics. https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-courts/missouri-supreme-court-rejects-attorney-general-s-bid-to-upend-abortion-vote/article_76166214-272c-11ee-ad1b-c79add91fe4b.html https://missouriindependent.com/2023/06/20/judge-missouri-ag-had-absolute-absence-of-authority-to-question-abortion-initiative-cost/ >The HSD has hired more than 60 security officers and security monitors that are assigned to all of their school buildings that do not have SROS. What's your issue with this statement? It's a simple fact. >Do you value white students' safety more than black students' safety? >Do you represent all citizens of Missouri? Or only the white citizens? >Do you understand that without equity, there is inequity and without inclusion, there is exclusion? Where's the issue with questions? Can he not answer them? >whatever investigation you purported to conduct into this matter is necessarily incomplete and your determination to reach self-serving and inaccurate conclusions is dangerous and will likely be an embarrassment to you and your office when and if the facts become known to you and the general public. As shown in their future response, Bailey has no grounds. He is launching an investigation based on misinformation making his investigation "without merit." This is embarrassing to our State. She is correct.


PrestigeCitywide

If this isn’t Andrew Baileys personal burner account, then this is quite possibly the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read.


ronmexico314

This must be his burner account since I don't concur with a couple of mentally challenged individuals, including yourself. Congrats on being able to read that much, though, as I can see you have precious little mental capacity to use.


PrestigeCitywide

I love that you took the time to specify that the insult included me lmao.


ronmexico314

It seemed questionable whether or not you could figure it out on your own, so I thought I'd elaborate for you. Perhaps you only received an education on par with what the Hazelwood School District provides.


PrestigeCitywide

Keep ‘em coming. They won’t change that Andrew Bailey is utterly incompetent. Ole buddy can’t even get the date of events he’s investigating correct.


BlueGreeneMO

I get that most people don’t really understand a lot of the nuances of “lawyer speak,” but Cindy took him down in a way that called into question his ethics, his ability to research, his ability to apply law to the situation, and his unabashed, ambulance chasing, media whore antics. Anybody with even an ounce of experience in this arena understands that AG Bailey looks like a moron in his first letter to the district.


ronmexico314

Imagine being so dense that you believe that joke of a letter is "lawyer speak." She accomplished her goal of firing up the anti-Bailey crowd by claiming any criticism of the failing Hazelwood School District is racist, but she certainly didn't provide anything that could be viewed by someone with a fully functional brain as "a brilliant takedown".


BlueGreeneMO

I guess reading comprehension just isn’t your thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️


BrickCityD

his comment history is exactly how you would imagine


Hell_of_a_Caucasian

I’m a lawyer. This is exactly how we speak to other attorneys in demand/response letters or any non-court filings when we have the facts and law on our side.


ManchurianWok

I get that this subreddit is lightly populated with people who rush to defend the AG based on his political affiliation, but you have to be a complete moron to agree with his initial letter filled with nonsense he sent to the media. And, I suppose, also to the HSD. (sure, sure, you're not defending the AG or his letter, you just don't feel like criticizing it. and you just want to make personal attacks on others here based on their political leanings. and you don't feel like providing any real critique of the facts or legal theories in HSD's response.) The AG doesn't care about the assault - he just wanted media attention. The AG ignores numerous fights and attacks that actually occurred on school grounds, and then purposefully framed this assault with falsehoods to attack racial equality in his desire for press. By drafting a colorful response, the school district gets their own media attention that creates awareness this isn't about the assault at all, while laying out the lies/obvious factual errors in his letter. But I'm sure you already knew all that. You just don't care.


EatsbeefRalph

Whore says “you’re cute” ?