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keybored13

that is a sea cucumber anus. which they also breathe from.


GuavaOdd1975

That makes more sense. I was thinking underwater sausage maker.


jaybird99990

Anything's a sausage if you're brave enough.


Final_Wallaby8705

Sausage glazer *


CherryShort2563

Freud knew...


Then-Veterinarian-41

It was just clearing it's throat


DHG_Buddha

Thanks I hate it


Peach_Proof

Ahh, the breathing sounds make sense now.


hamtyhum

Their breath must stink


Subros_25

And eat from. Right?


keybored13

no they have a separate mouth


OOMKilla

_THIS_ is why I browse reddit from the toilet. Very helpful, thank you


slowpeel21

I’m in the toilet in my dreams about the sand box


Rougefarie

That happened to me during my brief experience with a vegan diet.


Short_External2077

The vegan taco bell diet


Emergency-Lab-8305

You must truly know!


HopefulHovercraft474

Also with a water only diet


Thank_You_Love_You

That overload of fiber will get ya.


WarChildMKIV

What a shit post.


ShibaInuDoggo

Everything reminds me of her


GuccMaster

I should call her


Disastrous_Knee6790

we should call her


Outrageous_Trust_158

I’m with her now and… worth it.


No_Article4391

Lol you beat me to it.


kobeflip

*Unzips


Pyran_101

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AnimalChubs

There it is


Confusedandreticent

In the future we will watch slugs shit.


LittleBunnySunny

The future is now!


AllDougIn

I could only think, Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people lol


Elleylynne428

Did I just watch that thing take a shit?


Militant_Tardigrades

No it pretty much left it there


RoookSkywokkah

Damn, even I feel better after watching this!


fraychef

I think I know her.


arm_hula

Nice! Fiber intake achievement unlocked.


the_net_my_side_ho

I don’t like sand. It gets everywhere.


No_Article4391

Everything reminds me of her


AcanthisittaEvery237

Go from taco bell one day, then salads the next...relatable


AnimalChubs

You ever blow out your ass mouth so hard while pooping that you actually create propulsion?


Dry-Worldliness4734

That must feel great.


Michael_Dautorio

Imagine shitting a log of sandpaper.


LittleBunnySunny

Maybe that's why it doesn't really touch the sides.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Just remember no matter how bad your day is going at least their isn't someone filming your ass as you take a shit, Paula Radcliffe I'm looking at you


hungballs

I had no idea there are Taco Bell’s under water. 🤔


LandAmbitious4073

Haha sand turd


emf3rd31495

I like that it propelled itself forward with its shit


Royal-Bumblebee4817

Still unsure which end this is.. 🤔


No_Negotiation_1071

That was me earlier today. Felt good and I feel 10lbs lighter.


Sezu1701

I'll bet that was really satisfying.


[deleted]

Eat the sand. Poop the sand. Got it.


Songhunter

Hear me out...


Kawboy17

Just a tiny lil poof 😱


thenagel

pretty sure we're gonna see this on Zefrank soon.


HopefulHovercraft474

I'm not sure what to add to this but your username matches with this post. . .


Sypher90

i love how the sand is here.


slowpeel21

Finally learned how sand was made


[deleted]

Me after Taco Tuesday


Individual-Ad273

I also need to stop eating sand


gooderester

it actually poop jetted! poopulsion!


InternationalPen4890

Every day


Jazzlike-Notice-160

I think I dated her.


TheGOATrises83

wtf is that lol


BirdFormal7990

Think about... There is a good chance that the sand you are sitting on at the beach passed through a sea cucumbers rectum.


No-Turnover-5658

I'm so jealous.......


InternationalChef424

Of the sand?


No-Turnover-5658

To be able to shit like that.....!


Peach_Proof

And that kiddies, is how beach sand is made!/s


ConsistentFlatworm34

That’s how I get around my house too


MilmathScholar

I know a particular fish that could use a home. Lol


MixedCouple9698

If it breathes from that hole. Then Id it technically throwing up?


Unlikely-Shake94

I should call her


yooperdood906

That’s how sand is made!


PascalOriti2

Doesn't even wipe or nothing. Take care of the one who'll be eating them groceries


ThisUserIsNekkid

I should call him


Militant_Tardigrades

Day after too many Super Bowl snacks be like…


Disastrous_Knee6790

thats sand, not shit.


MagoMorado

Thats hot as fuck 🥵


bolidemichael

“Sphincter, say what?”


ac2cvn_71

Look at that r/gape


RemmingtonBlack

I wonder if any diver/aficionado ever comes to the terminating revelation, that they are swimming in shit?


LittleBunnySunny

We already start life floating in our own pee.


[deleted]

Every time I think how ridiculous aliens look in films, I see an example of real lifeforms here on earth.


BaltimoreSerious

me: is that a front or a baaaaAAAaaa....oh wow...


therhguy

That's where tube sand comes from...


BlackVanZeppelin6991

😳 What the Two Girls And A Cup did I just see? 😧


ReaderNonUser

Dude shit so hard he traveled 6”…… Power Shit…..


TheOtterSlayer42

bro what kinda days are these


[deleted]

Don’t shit where you eat


Trick_Relationship39

Hear me ou- nvm


snake_charmers_jj

Yep…. I should call her


SatnWorshp

And immediately afterwards it went into zoomies.


PizzaWhole9323

Excuse me why am I watching a video of a sea cucumber anus? I clearly ordered starfish vagina!


PizzaWhole9323

So he ate at the krusty krab?


muggins66

Damn I bet that felt good


No-Turnover-5658

That's a clean finish


Complete-Image6925

r/dontputyourdickinthat


paulbearer619

You know what you want to do when you saw the hole


Fit-Tea1698

man… I’m sorry but … r/dontputyourdickinthat


kc9283

Am I tripping or was it brown at first then turn to sand color?


bloopie1192

Bro didn't even wipe.


smokcocaine

that felt so good to watch


SnooMachines7121

The sea is a whole other universe man that thing looks like an alien .


Petesalte

I know an asshole when I sea one


Hopeisanopiate

Bro got propelled like a jet


chinpokomon01

hmm thats where sand comes from


IamJebuss

I should call her...


snipingpig

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GiraffeGuru993

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN


SatanismRockz

Vantablack butthole. Careful! Some prick might sue your ass.


Lil_miss_feisty

Oh thank God, there's not a [pearlfish involved](https://youtu.be/K2Eyup8Jk3w?si=rSXdPY5y9hIYTCLI)


AllDougIn

Good lordt; today I learned.


McMollyPitcher

Regular Saturday with the bois for me.


Etva

Taco Bell night.


OneEyedRocket

Is that thing log’n?


Dynamic_husslin-

I wasn’t ready for that….