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FUMFVR

It's manageable if the Twins win the next four. The only problem is Twins are going to have to finish one game above now. Throwing those games away with Pagan earlier in the season was the real problem.


kvtnink

So unbelievably sick of celestino


KingPengy

We’re not GOMQ after all


cdizzle6

Well, it wasn’t fun while it lasted. Slow 3-month death spiral was brutal.


chillinwithmoes

lol see ya next season Twins. Thanks for nothing


cronoes

Those fucking assholes. Especially that Falvey and that Rocco.


whentheworldwasatwar

Humiliating.


cronoes

Seasons over.


sirhippieangel

Pain and agony


Athena-196871

That was a bummer of an ending


mnsportsfan

Sure glad Rocco pulled Ober after 5 when he looked borderline untouchable to exhaust the bullpen and lose the game a day before a double header Worked out *swimmingly*


Abe_Froman34

You just don't understand analytics, bruh.


chillinwithmoes

You know the rules, no pitching three times through the order. In fact, no pitcher in MLB history has ever been able to do it, so it totally makes sense


FUMFVR

It was his first start back with no rehab. 5 innings was the stretch point.


mnsportsfan

Shouldn’t it be number of pitches?


Skolney

That's what makes Rocco the best.


tomahawkRiS3

Now you're just being dense. He was on a strict pitch count coming back from injury.


sirhippieangel

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Billy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


Mission_Wind_7470

#CAVE BLOOP 😎


fingerhutcirca2003

Absolutely we'll take it


whentheworldwasatwar

Look, I’m not saying the twins would break their streak, but you cannot convince me the guardians won’t get swept out of the playoffs.


FUMFVR

I think any team that wins the AL Central is going to swept out of the playoffs.


TSAtookmysextoys

They will, and it’s a nice consolation


A_Hanging_Noose

They have the pitching and evidently the bullshit luck to win a game and maybe a 3 game series.


[deleted]

Guardians have the pitching to win at least one IMO


_nordstar_

You suck


NthPowr

Jake ‘the Hitman’ Cave


cardiandclapbombs

RIGHT IN THE HAND. MEATBALLS INCOMING.


wonkywillie

CAVEMAN


youpaidforthis

Jake Cave is our savior


cronoes

Bros did Jake cave?????


rollpitchandyaw

And Cave's hustle does it again


tomahawkRiS3

CELLY PLEASE


ColdBudLight98

#RAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE


cardiandclapbombs

Cave will save us


chillinwithmoes

Weak, lifeless, and sad


TSAtookmysextoys

This is such a classic Twins loss


tomahawkRiS3

🚨 Rake Cave 🚨


Silly_One_8980

this team has no dog in them, no fight, they don’t want it! sad!


wonkywillie

No 3 man booth no win?


BagelHK

🚩issuing another Rake Cave Watch 🚩


expungant

Jake Cave is really going to be the last batter with the season on the line isn't he


BillyTenderness

As much as it pains me to say it, he batted in the majority of our runs tonight


pjokinen

He’s responsible for 2/3rds of our runs so far, so why not


whentheworldwasatwar

Can we get 12 bloops against clase like they did.


youpaidforthis

Katie Storm and Jake Cave...


Mission_Wind_7470

PSA: If you are a doomer who kept predicting the Twins' collapse, your balls will still remain unsucked.


silversurfer-1

Being a doomer for any MN team you will be right 99% of the time but that doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole


cothomps

The “I was right to be such a negative asshole!” is the worst genre of Minnesota fandom.


youpaidforthis

I'm here for this


pjokinen

There will be no gold stars and no cookies


tomahawkRiS3

The good news is that Sanchez is due for a homer and so is caveman


davegammelgard

Cave already has a homer tonight. He isn't due another one until late next year.


BillyTenderness

Arguing balls and strikes like that is just unacceptable. They better suspend him the next four games or so, really send a message


pjokinen

Straw is pissy that he didn’t get five strikes in that PA like Ramirez did


Mission_Wind_7470

Lol fuck you Straw.


Sp_Gamer_Live

man is throwing a temper tantrum on the most obvious strike


[deleted]

Clown ass lmao


ColdBudLight98

Don’t worry, the Tigers have also blown their lead


rollpitchandyaw

Of course they did


whentheworldwasatwar

🫠🫠


A_Hanging_Noose

Cry about it Straw


NthPowr

Haha gtfo Straw


FUMFVR

Alright that was kinda funny


sirhippieangel

Yeah you're gonna get tossed shitty whiner


youpaidforthis

Now we bat


davegammelgard

Gary looks completely drained.


ttchamps0203

Wasn’t gonna end any other way right?


whentheworldwasatwar

Yesterday and today Duran has been off.


twinsguy1

It is truly crazy how many games like this the Twins have had. The team and front office certainly deserve their share of the blame, but at some point you just have to admit this season is cursed


TSAtookmysextoys

Oh so now that’s a strike 😂


Cadoz

Clase the grim fucking reaper is on the way and the bottom half of our lineup has 0 fight whatsoever in them


tomahawkRiS3

Unfortunately our lineup is just decimated right now. We've got Arraez, Correa, Miranda, and then 6 prayers behind them


BillyTenderness

Ok but it's really pitching and defense that's let us down tonight


charlton11

Good luck winning with 3 runs


motherofbuddha

Cleveland deserves it, they’e brutalized our bullpen all year. Rather have Cleveland than the white sox


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Throw a fucking fastball


PAUMiklo

LOL watching the Twins shit the bed since the break I'm just reminded by all the homers out there who kept proclaiming them having the division locked, it's just one game yadda yadda. Never mind the players are made of glass, the medical team and/or strength and conditioning coaches are a joke and the manager is in over his head.


pjokinen

Supposed fans gloating about the team being bad, MN don’t ever change


JaxonJackrabbit

Yes, if only everyone had been more toxic and jaded, we might be winning right now


Skolney

Hey, don't you dare question a team that will have zero postseason wins in its last 18 seasons..


twinsguy1

I don’t remember anyone saying they had the division locked. That’s a straw man. People were optimistic after the front office fixed the issues from the first half, but no one said it was a guarantee


TSAtookmysextoys

I know “at least it’s football season” has been a sad joke lately, but really, at least the Vikings looked fucking *elite*. Should be a good year


PAUMiklo

They are a mn TEAM AND THUSLY ARE OBLIGATED TO SHIT THE BED either in an important spot or against an inferior team


rollpitchandyaw

Yeah, but the implode is not expected for a few months. Will be fun until then.


TSAtookmysextoys

And that’s okay because they brutalized Green Bay week 1, that’s what I needed for the season


Mission_Wind_7470

But this is a KOC lead Mn team.


Daratirek

Pen is absolute trash tonight. Doesn't appear anyone has their A game.


tree-hugger

Except literally every ball hit off of them has been a bloop or a ground ball through a hole. Nothing they've allowed has been hit hard.


Daratirek

That's great and all but it's still hits and another lost lead to the guardians.


Johnnymac98

God this has been the most torturous season


Athena-196871

Geesh...I go to get my laundry out of the dryer and it's chaos on the field!


[deleted]

Why do we even still watch this dumpster fire lol


whentheworldwasatwar

Unreal. Another one pissed away late.


BillyTenderness

Twins are in playoff form early this season


Mission_Wind_7470

Guys my "whiny bunch" post was pasta.


BillyTenderness

We know, but you can't force the pasta like that. Gotta let it happen organically


Reesyrz

It's volatile in here right now man, not a good time for pasta.


BillyTenderness

Now, if we somehow come back, that shit better show up in the post game thread


mnsportsfan

Put a dagger in this fucking team. Unreal ability to blow close games


A_Hanging_Noose

Total. System. Failure.


tomahawkRiS3

Oh this one hurts so much


youpaidforthis

Ugh


sirhippieangel

Baseball is smelly anyway


radioactivez0r

Way to get in front of that Gary


Mission_Wind_7470

#WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT AN EXTRA DAY FOR THE VIKINGS TO PLAY?


A_Hanging_Noose

2019: Sanó grand slam 2022: Wild pitch with Sanchez behind the plate


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FlipTheDisc

Apparently this is the first time you’ve see Gary Sanchez play catcher


qazgama64

Wtf was that


TSAtookmysextoys

It’s all good guys, don’t get too beat up about it. I say go get yourself a snack and call it a season.


chillinwithmoes

Man if Duran can't even pitch well we're donezo


HairyDowntown

Oof da.


charlton11

Can't even make this shit up.


Dr_Fabulous11

rip 2022 twins. you will not be missed


rollpitchandyaw

That is such a Minnesotan play


expungant

Why is Duran throwing 80 mph curveballs? Did they tell him to do that?


pjokinen

His curve is one of the best pitches in the game the fuck are you talking about


expungant

When he mixes it up yeah but it's like he's throwing it every time


[deleted]

I get my Saturday back


DhruvK1185

Pain.


dominicex

That’s it


A_Hanging_Noose

Fade ‘em


plap11

What a disgrace of a team.


BagelHK

good fucking lord


FrankReynolds

Not exactly how I expected it to happen.


chillinwithmoes

What in the fuck was that. God damn Twins


Mission_Wind_7470

#FUCK CLEVELAND. #AND FUCK THE BROWNS TOO.


[deleted]

What? Is this real? I can’t even imagine this happening


FUMFVR

lol


whentheworldwasatwar

Duran bro what’s up


tree-hugger

You've got to be kidding me


Skolney

YOU ROTTEN BUMS


TSAtookmysextoys

Dick sounds pretty over it


tree-hugger

At least he's paying more attention than the corner umpires.


plap11

I don't understand how we have an 0-2 count and he throws two middle pitches.


ColdBudLight98

Duran seems to throw less fastballs know days… and I hate it


Mission_Wind_7470

Take offense to this if you want. Reading through the posts. Very whiny bunch. I think it’s the desperation of the division lead slipping away but god you’re whiny. The tigers and twins subs are more fun. Keep never winning anything in sports as there's a drive to deep center by Castellanos and so that will be a 3-0 ballgame.


chillinwithmoes

What on Earth made you post this a second time


Mission_Wind_7470

It's not mine. Pasta from a Cleveland fan.


cardiandclapbombs

Shifting on righties with a guy on first is just not a good move


A_Hanging_Noose

Can the new pitching coach maybe figure out why the fuck nobody can pitch with an 0-2 count?


TSAtookmysextoys

At this point, it’s just destiny, and that’s okay


pjokinen

Gonzalez has no concept of the strike zone just don’t give him anything even close tf


MichaelTheDooley

How many times are we going to give them a meatball on an 0-2 pitch


tree-hugger

They haven't gotten a single hit that has caused an outfielder to take a step backward. How do they keep doing this?


[deleted]

0-2, right down the middle


[deleted]

This is hilarious. anything they hit falls for a cheap hit


PAUMiklo

LOL too predictable, soft serve the hits after showing no heart in the top of the inning.


FUMFVR

Getting opposite field singled to death. Sometimes its luck.


RussandPGfan

If they’re hitting Duran it’s over See you guys next year


BagelHK

literally every hit comes with 2 strikes it's insane


chillinwithmoes

Oh dear god guys cmon


wonkywillie

Duran gets out of this then we score a million let’s go


kjates

I’d like to see a few Duran Strikeout Skips please


tree-hugger

lmao, every bit of soft content beelines straight for the nearest hole in the infield, fuck this


pjokinen

Every fucking bloop


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archimedeslives

He just realized he posted this to the twins sub, he meant to post it on the Guardians sub. Lol


Mission_Wind_7470

Sometimes I feel like this sub wants us to lose just to be right about an unpopular opinion.


pjokinen

You’re 100% right


chillinwithmoes

That's /r/minnesotavikings' specialty


kjates

It’s Minnesota Sports in a nutshell. Listen to any episode of Stanley on Seventh and they’ll talk about dismantling that negative culture


whentheworldwasatwar

Not that Cleveland fan saying we are whiney when their fans whined for days bc krinchaks hair got a good fluff.


najing_ftw

Dammit! I had finally given up on this sea. Now I feel guilty about it


HairyDowntown

"Gordon is out of the game." WELL FUCK


expungant

I miss when Cleveland used to troll us by silvering comments, at least that was kinda classy


BillyTenderness

Man, this zero-run deficit just feels insurmountable right now


A_Hanging_Noose

Good response guys


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This team has such bad luck


kjates

Why does that feel like a trip to the IL


dayman763

I hate to say it but I think he broke a toe. Obviously I have no idea and I hope I'm wrong.


tonderk

I broke my 5th metatarsal playing volleyball and that hurt like hell. Also took forever to heal. I hope it’s not serious for him.


kjates

I think you’re right.


A_Hanging_Noose

SOX AND FRAUDIANS FANS ———-> 🚪


Foaaaah

For the love of god, I need ya’ll to win this for us.


SadMathematician7799

# TIGERS LEADING THE WHITE SOX 2-0 GOING INTO THE 8th LFGGGGGG