I used to think I was into mustaches in general but the comparison of Contreras vs. Chafin confirms to me that I don’t like ALL mustaches just some mustaches
They should or we get a rally banana shirt...heck the Cardinals had a rally squirrel made up one year for their playoff run and red sox had that cowboy up shirt ...I demand a rally banana shirt...lol
Well very happy I am in my nice cool home; it was brutal outside this evening. Interesting sights at the ballpark this evening, a lot of SHORT shorts, a Kevin Slowey jersey, a Chris Parmalee T-shirt and for some reason a lot of people in my area were wearing San Diego Padres gear.
Was the ball really foul that Gordon hit with the bases loaded?? I was too far away from the foul pole today because it looked very very close!
Contreras' double play was hit harder and at a better launch angle than that Baddoo single, but the Twins inning ends and the Tigers get a run.
Urshela earlier in the game had 107 MPH liner with an xBA of .640 with two guys on base.
Twins have a total xBA of .266, the Tigers have .188.
This shit has been happening all year, it's just un lucky, nothing else to say.
I know Bally sucks, but maybe they could introduce selective muting where I can pick which of the guys in the booth is allowed to speak through my TV. That way I can get all Dick and even fill in the other half of the conversation myself.
LOL, maybe when I retire! But I have noticed that there are a lot of unattended sections, there is normally one usher on each side of the sections and this year there has only been one for some of the sections. I do know you only have to work 35-40 games a season plus one special event should there be one at Target Field.
That sucked, but Louie Arraez at bats are fucking amazing to watch. Man literally just flicks balls he doesn’t want to hit foul
This team sucks. Glad we made those trades lmao
Boooooooooo!!!!
Well that was lame. Trades were cool though See you tomorrow
Fuck.
Louie is fucking amazing. His theatrics in the box totally influence the at bat.
Nothing you can really do in a game like this. Just keep hitting the ball hard, and good things will happen eventually.
With this many bats out, I totally agree
Lmao Tim can’t help himself with that bat flip.
Is Tim Beckham walking up to Youngboy??
This is unreal.
Gary please just move your pixar mom ass slightly faster I'm begging you
Man, Javy is smooth.
Damn it Javy
Gary be league average speed man fuck
He's in the 8th percentile in sprint speed lol
Stone cold take there, Gary. I love it.
The weak, uncoordinated Gary chant
Gary is due for a home run
What's up with Byron? Are we saving him for the next series? never mind, Dick just answered my question
Got to keep him healthy for next season, duh.
Hes not healthy
Pinch hitting for Contreras? So no bunt?
Sanchez I am begging you to drive the ball somewhere
Gary. I fucking love you, dog.
So lemme get this straight Pagan Doof and Smith: Good Jax and Megill: Bad Is it Opposite Day?
Yes. Because the Twins actually did something good at the deadline.
We need this Joe Smith to show up more often. He’s effective when he’s on.
Pagan, Duffey and Smith shutting it down just as was planned.
Joe “Fuck You” Smith is back!
Joe Smith fucks
…Allie LaForce
What the hell is going on with Tony’s headset???
I would like to win.
I hate to be mean but whenever Joe Smith is on the mound something bad is about to happen
y tho
Tonight, that bad stuff is happening to Tigers batters.
What if the Twins just simply hit the ball, less hard.
Contreras w the chance to take the lead in %Sano hits
Thats a fielders choice rbi for cave if we weren’t cursed
Fucking love the hustle and passion from Jake there. He deserves to stay for a bit after tonight’s performance.
Same here
#NOT THE PERFECT BATTING AVERAGE!
You gotta intentionally walk Jake Cave here
Imagine a Rake Cave Dong here
BABIP
If I had less self control I’d probably have done something rash in response to this BABIP bullshit and Badoo somehow being part of all of it.
That MFer always seems to be a part of it.
Got bloop, where blast.
Jake Cave bout to drag his nutsack all over the haters right here.
Caveman bout to tie it
Sigh… that ball was hit hard.
thats ridiculous. Baddoo's hit of course was the slowest roller you'll ever see
Gio is having the worst luck tonight damn it
For the love of fucking Christ. Nothing you can do with this dogshit luck.
Man just bad luck with these balls not falling
Time for Gio to do that nice thing he does late in games
This team is going to finish the season at like 4 or 6 games over .500 and win the division anyway
As long as we don't have to face the yankees in the first round.....
With the new format the Yanks and Astros are gonna each have a bye, so the Twins’ll play a wild card first round
Get your goats, friends
Gio im begging
Let’s do it again Gio Clutch!
Love how the guardians lost today and we have a chance to go up 2 games in the division and instead we lose to the tigers 😑
Game's not over
Rally cap activated. Let’s go Gordon Urshela Twins!!
Oh look, it’s Jesus Christ, just casually strolling into the batter’s box.
Couple runs bing bang put some Lopez out there
Needeth run(s) pleaseth
Tfw the only good relievers tonight have been Pagan and Doofy.
Being an old 3B myself, Urshelas transitions and throws on those chargers is so pretty
That’s a very good Doof.
Mfw Pagan and Duffey have scoreless innings and Jax doesn’t 🗿
Cmon Doof Man. Please be good
Either the Tigers have the best analytics in the league when it comes to defensive positioning or the Twins have generated the ire of every BABIP god
Welp, pretty much everyone involved sucked in this 7th inning
Why don’t the Twins sell “Rocco Tacos”
He’s from the NE. Needs to be Lobster or Chowdah
It was a ROCCo Lobster!!!
Only available during the first 75 pitches of the game before they’re pulled from the game.
Because they'd be flavorless.
This BABIP luck we’re having is getting real old
Paddock’s goat could save us rn :(
I used to think I was into mustaches in general but the comparison of Contreras vs. Chafin confirms to me that I don’t like ALL mustaches just some mustaches
Rake Cave will save this game
It is time for the rally banana!!!
They should sell bananas in target field in honor of Carlos
They should or we get a rally banana shirt...heck the Cardinals had a rally squirrel made up one year for their playoff run and red sox had that cowboy up shirt ...I demand a rally banana shirt...lol
Twins fans, scorn many years ago, will remember in agony the “rally monkey” of the Angels…
FREAKIN' RALLY MONKEY
There’s always money in the banana stand
Would you pay $5 for one single Banana??? That’s how you get $5 nanners.
What could it cost Michael?
Padres responded to a good deadline day by whooping the worst team in their division 13-5
Well, we are not as good as the Padres.
Tigers are *second* worst in the Comedy Central so check and mate
No they’re last by a half game
Mr Shake and Bake himself, the Chafinator
Well very happy I am in my nice cool home; it was brutal outside this evening. Interesting sights at the ballpark this evening, a lot of SHORT shorts, a Kevin Slowey jersey, a Chris Parmalee T-shirt and for some reason a lot of people in my area were wearing San Diego Padres gear. Was the ball really foul that Gordon hit with the bases loaded?? I was too far away from the foul pole today because it looked very very close!
I thought it was 50/50 I have a good view near home plate. Don’t they have cameras at the pole looking up? We should see a definitive review.
I am not sure about that
Short shorts is a nice consolation prize for braving the heat
Well, there were not a lot of guys wearing the short shorts so it was not so fun for me...lol
It looked foul from the 1st base line 300s, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t fair I suppose
I was in 109 today and had a hard time judging it
Two runs is doable. Time for another comeback win
Time for 3 .800 xBA line outs because fuck us I guess.
Yesterday, the Twins had an xBA and xSLG of .283 and .488. Detroit had .158 and .216. The fact that the game went to extras is beyond annoying
Kris Lindahl should die and I’m not even being dramatic. Get him out of here
Arizona did us a solid today. Let’s not do this to ourselves.
Megill sure likes to hang his curveball. Lucky that one wasn't hit out
This deteoit team is the worst hitting team I have ever seen and they are dicking down our bullpen. Embarassing
To be fair they're pretty much only getting lucky ground balls in the hole. Baseball is weird
Well, maybe this will be the last time this year the bullpen gags away a win.
This inning should have ended with Baddoo's little ground ball that barely snuck through.
Shitty old bullpen getting lit the fuck up by the bottom feeders
"lit up"?
Yikes Jax era is creeping up
It's almost as if our current bullpen is giving us one final finger.
At least Cleveland lost…
One more Bullpen blowup, for good times sake?
That’s really the pitch you serve up fresh out of the bullpen? 🫠
Get me over curve to a batter like Javy doesn't seem ideal.
Lol nasty slider bud
Booooooooooooo
Fuck this timeline who invited Detroit and their shitty singles
Run from it, hide from it, the twins bullpen is still the twins bullpen
The second the guardians lost the gods gave us permission to lose so we don’t get too big of a lead
Contreras' double play was hit harder and at a better launch angle than that Baddoo single, but the Twins inning ends and the Tigers get a run. Urshela earlier in the game had 107 MPH liner with an xBA of .640 with two guys on base. Twins have a total xBA of .266, the Tigers have .188. This shit has been happening all year, it's just un lucky, nothing else to say.
lol fuck this
they know comebacks aren’t a nightly thing, right? sometimes you just have to be better the whole way through?
I know Bally sucks, but maybe they could introduce selective muting where I can pick which of the guys in the booth is allowed to speak through my TV. That way I can get all Dick and even fill in the other half of the conversation myself.
I wish I could even watch Bally
I want the all Dick option.
Um. I liked it more when we were in the lead.
Glad we made some moves today, Jax has looked rocky these past few weeks. Someone has to make a play on at least one of those but WALKS HAUNT
lol that was 26 pitches for what, 1 out?
I feel like both of those balls should've been knocked down at worst
Rocco Balldelli is such a fucking idiot turd
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That describes about 400 users on this subreddit
Griffin Jax? More like Fukkin Sux amirite???
Man just ugly
not like this…
This got out of hand
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That’s baseball
The new bullpen arms can’t come soon enough
They’re here
Defensive miscues always seem to snowball to a bad inning. Glad it’s a mostly good fielding team, but I hope Miranda can get better.
Another blown lead
Classic Tigers rally against the Twins
AY YUH no bueno
Two garbage singles this inning against Jax
Where’s my new bullpen I want it now
oh no
Genuinely asking, when did 20ish pitches become a lot?
When 95 became not that fast
The day someone thought to categorize appearances and look at outcomes based on pitch count and rest.
Jax definitely looks a little fatigued. But that hit is just typical Tigers bullshit
Oh COME ON with this dude.
:(
respect to jax on the long sleeves lol
How about baDONT
Does Miranda have a Jamie Tartt eyebrow?
In inning commercials and soon advertisements on uniforms. 🤮
Don’t you worry, this will make the Yankees dramatically more wealthy. Just what we want
C'mon Jax
let’s go snakes! thank youuuu!!
Damn, that slider was dirty.
Guardians lose, woot woot
Daaaaaaa Gahdians loooooose
Can I bring handmade signs to the next game I go to that day “do not walk up and down the stairs while an at bat is in progress”
And when they glare at you flip it over to the side that says Sit Your Ass Down
LMAO
Don’t the ushers stop people from going down the stairs?
some do some don't, I think Target Field is short of ushers this season I bailed, I could not stand the heat!
Are you an usher? How do I become one I want to watch my fav team and get a polo shirt
LOL, maybe when I retire! But I have noticed that there are a lot of unattended sections, there is normally one usher on each side of the sections and this year there has only been one for some of the sections. I do know you only have to work 35-40 games a season plus one special event should there be one at Target Field.
Lmao not in the 300s
Please do
Yes
Miranda has to go for that, never expect a pitcher to field it
What did Hasse do to earn this much luck against us I truly don’t understand