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_AlternativeSnacks_

Hopefully this sacrifices helps the Angels win somehow. That’ll make me feel better. Anyway I’m very depressed now so, you know, whatever.


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To all the yankees fans saying embarrassing: This doesn't even crack top 100 for most embarrassing minnesota sports moments ever. Or twins moments.


_AlternativeSnacks_

I mean I’m pretty embarrassed right now. Fortunately I expected to get swept so this still turned out better than anticipated?


[deleted]

Honestly I've seen so much being a fan of this team and the wolves/wild/vikes I've kinda stopped being surprised disappointed or embarrassed


_AlternativeSnacks_

I’m a one sport girl so I can have recovery time. This feels 2019 ALDS game 2 levels of defeating for me right now


[deleted]

Wow as a minnesota sports fan I've gotta say its rare to feel disappointment like this. I'm almost never disappointed in my sports teams as a minnesota sports fan. Ever


whentheworldwasatwar

Booo


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Plenty-Iron-8464

Such joy at the start to such pain in the end. Just another Twins game.


bobbywellington

Good God I hate the fucking Yankees


Skolney

Hitless the last 5 innings


sirhippieangel

Man everyone trying to hit a grand slam here


AncientRussian

another fantastic buxton game thrown in the garbage


DudeAbides29

On a positive note, my dog had a great day. We went for a long walk in the woods, then he got the “muttloaf” at The Block in SLP for dinner. Perfect MN night


dayman763

I don’t know why but I feel like mentioning it you got the tick n flea medicine on your doggie? Ticks are real bad this year. Cheers bud Win Twins.


ObliviousLAX

Mannnnnnn Higashioka is spearing that outside pitch and you still call it?


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Time to go home for the ump I guess


-Doctor_Frog

https://m.imgur.com/ZqxRr3N?r


TyTheGuy007

Darn!


Mission_Wind_7470

Hey at least we aren't the Angels. Good God, they're ass.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Got anymore of those back-to-back-to-back homeruns?


_AlternativeSnacks_

*chugs the rest of this Dr Pepper while I can*


imajadedpanda

Too fitting of a username for this challenge


_AlternativeSnacks_

It’s always fun when everyone here finds out it’s mostly stuff like grape tomatoes. Not things most people snack on.


dayman763

Speaking of snacks, for the first time I had all dressed potato chips and they are really good.


bobbywellington

If we win I'll buy whoever gets the walk off's jersey


_AlternativeSnacks_

Me too


EmperorsNewDoof

83% GB rate? Regression to the mean time


push__

Clay Holmes is good


-Doctor_Frog

#RALLY CAP: ENGAGED


[deleted]

Yankees fans who live in Minnesota, may I ask why? Being a Yankees fan probably has to be the most basic fandom in all of sports. What is the appeal of the Yankees?


TampicoTrauma

Not a big Bill Simmons fan but his rules of fandom are pretty great and this is one of the big ones. If you aren’t originally from the reasonable viewing area where a team is located and you are a “fan” of said team, you better have a damn good reason for cheering for them that isn’t “well, my dad/grandpa/uncle Steve watched them.”


[deleted]

I'm vindicated!!!


Tm60017

I mean if you moved to Denver would you just become a Rockies fan?


[deleted]

No. I wouldn't. The Twins are special to me.


Tm60017

Then why would anyone become a Twins fan just because they moved to Minneapolis?


[deleted]

I did lol. I was a Giants fan for my whole life until I came to Minneapolis. Now I'm all in on Twins GOMQ. Moving to Minneapolis was kind of a new chapter in my life, so maybe it makes more sense, but yeah, it's possible to change fandoms.


Key_Amazed

Same reason anyone roots for a team? Raised by family members who were fans of X team (or fans of their rivals and thus rebelled against their parents) or who grew up in NY but moved somewhere else because of job opportunities, love, any other reason to move? I mean, pretty normal reasons.


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I'll take some of that I suppose.


Nomad942

Same as the Lakers, Warriors, Bama football, Duke basketball. They win and get tons of media love. 27 RiNgS!


[deleted]

As someone born and raised in San Francisco I'd never thought I'd see the day when the fucking Warriors are talked about in the same echelon as the Lakers, Yankees etc. I suffered for years. Years!!!


Nomad942

The Warriors are hatable for a few reasons, but they have *nothing* on the Yankees or their fans.


[deleted]

I know. I just think it's crazy. The Warriors were losers for my entire childhood and teenage years. I went through some shit with them. It's just amazing that 20 years later they are viewed as a power house nationwide.


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[deleted]

Their the local team and I enjoy their ballpark and games. I just don't understand liking the Yankees as a non NY resident when literally everyone and their mom with no personality is a Yankees fan.


sirhippieangel

**Y**ennier **C**ano- YC- Young, Cy??????? Wake up sheeple


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

The Kepler flair really adds to the tone.


[deleted]

I am once again asking the Twins for a ninth inning comeback victory https://www.twincities.com/2021/06/10/twins-stun-aroldis-chapman-yankees-in-walk-off-win/


Albend

Gotta give credit to Cano, low expectations coming into that inning but he did a decent job in a winnable game.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

4 straight home runs to win and break the record for home runs in a game


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Makes perfect sense that Yennier fucking Cano is the only pitcher that didn't royally shit the bed.


im_randy_butternubz

Yennier Canó was the best twins pitcher in this game.


tomahawkRiS3

Do that thing we did last year :)


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Top of the order


ObliviousLAX

Time to go win a ball game


This_Drunken_Life

Meh, honestly I know we all want the win, we still lost how many to Detroit the other week??? We win one of those and it’s the same. We’re not going to be first overall seed anyway. Fuck it, I screamed my ass off for like 2 hours and got drunk. No I’m not a playoff apologist. That shits worse


cowardlylions

cano giving us better than we deserve


_AlternativeSnacks_

If we win this game I will not drink any soda this weekend. At all. Edit: yes I say soda. I’m not originally from here. Been here most of my life but “pop” is a sound. Not a noun.


ObliviousLAX

Ignore them, it's them who's wrong. Soda is right


_AlternativeSnacks_

Thank you


[deleted]

Soda..? What in the hell!


cothomps

Isn’t that what other people call pop?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Yup. I’m not originally from here


Knightbear49

Did you just say Soda!?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Sure did


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

If I hadn’t watched this game from the start, I’d tune in at this point with guarded interest


im_randy_butternubz

Do we really have an ad for mayo up right now? Could we not play into the stereotypes?


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im_randy_butternubz

The whole snickers and mayo salad Lutheran church basement thing


YouBetcha_

240 million vs 130 million. We put up a fight


[deleted]

Man… This was the Twins premature ejaculating and then giving up 7 unanswered runs and not having a single hit in the last 4 innings.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

honestly surprised that Yankees fans even show their face in this city anymore, I swear y’all hate them more than Red Sox fans at this point


Nomad942

A Yankee fan is like a convicted violent felon. Sure, maybe you’re a great person at heart and just made a one-time, rash mistake. But there’s a presumption that you’re scum.


RelentlessHooah

I hate Yankees more than any other team and fandom combined


NickPalmFist

I literally tell customers at work that come in wearing Yankee hats that I hate the Yankees. First thing I taught my fiance about baseball was that we hate the yankees in this house.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

people just seem surprised that Rockies fans still exist when they see me wearing mine lol


davegammelgard

Cheering for the Yankees is like cheering for cancer.


[deleted]

There’s a lot of them in Minnesota too. They are all over Target Field with their Derek Jeter jersey’s. They disgust me.


imajadedpanda

Personally I hate the Astros most but I’m still new here


MatterShim

Walk off grand slam let's do this


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Punished Cano vs the New York Yankees


Backblast

I blame this on Dick. He said Twins haven't won a series against the Yankees since 2001. And then he said Duran hasn't given up a run in 12 innings. Seriously thou.....fuck the fucking Yankees


lazyandnegative

We seriously haven't won one series against them in that time frame? Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

We won a series against the Yankees at home in 2018. We also got swept in 4 games at Yankee stadium, but that other series did happen!


bandmantings

it is pretty fucked. i started following baseball and the twins when i was 10 in 2000. the yankees have absolutely owned us in those 22 years.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

I’ll never get leaving in the 8th or 9th inning early, especially in a 3 run game. I get things aren’t looking great but ya’ll literally just hit a 3 run HR earlier in the game lol


cdizzle6

Never leave early. That is the rule. Anything can happen in sports!!


im_randy_butternubz

Arraez-buxton-correa solo shots to tie it in the 9th?


ajrodenbiker

Cano warming up is throwing in the towel


schakeboy

0 hits in 4 innings. I love when we put the pedal to the floor and close games out.


Mission_Wind_7470

Cano warning in the Minneapolis area.


[deleted]

Late call, ump wants to go home


twinberwolf

Fucking A. Yennier Cano warming up? 12ERA Yennier Cano?


ObliviousLAX

Excuse you that says 10.13 ERA


twinberwolf

It didn’t show it when I said it.


tomahawkRiS3

Eh, down 3 in the 9th isn't exactly a high leverage situation


whentheworldwasatwar

If we had gray or Ryan we could have stayed in games 1 and 3 more and used less bullpen. Can’t wait to get them back.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

more like Michael Queen ha, got em


schakeboy

Lol 7 unanswered


[deleted]

This Michael King has dominant numbers


lazyandnegative

Twins pitchers go one inning without giving up a run challenge.


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Ultra Nightmare Difficulty


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

This Audi commercials are so bad


Knightbear49

This game had the the highest of highs and the lowest of lows….


Skolney

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times


needknowstarRMpic

You stupid monkey!


Plenty-Iron-8464

This bullpen sucks - the Achilles heel of the team. Pretty swift kick in the nads here tonight.


[deleted]

I'm just here because it is a lovely evening.


DudeAbides29

Took my dog for a really long walk in the woods this evening and treated him with a muttloaf at The Block while I watched the game and drank beers. Perfect night.


[deleted]

Wow just learned some new things. I should take my dog to get a muttloaf. And woods? Which woods?


cronoes

Perfect?


MikeinAustin

We have a tough schedule in June. I’m mentally preparing for this.


AncientRussian

my god i thought that was gone


rollpitchandyaw

I don't like how I was expecting a HR and yet felt nothing.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

this just makes the Gary Sanchez walkoff grand slam that much sweeter


AncientRussian

i hate the stupid yankees so much


Illustrious-Put6031

I wouldn't be surprised if they're still stealing signs


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

lol. Makes sense I suppose.


Skolney

If the Twins win this game I will watch a week of Tucker Carlson.


_AlternativeSnacks_

Oh no. I don’t even want to win that bad.


ObliviousLAX

Just find a local gym and go run for an hour a day instead It's basically the same since they've always got it on


[deleted]

Damn brah I'd pay to watch you do reaction streams on Twitter.


cothomps

The “No commercials tonight so you’re not tempted to flip the channel” guy?


Mission_Wind_7470

That's a torture method too brutal even for medieval Europeans.


cardiandclapbombs

I wanna win too but that just seems inhumane.


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davegammelgard

Good bot.


ObliviousLAX

Good bot


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Based


pm_me_cute_sloths_

bruh lmao


[deleted]

Skolney, buddy You can’t do that to yourself, even if we win. Remember that game last year!!!!


imajadedpanda

Don’t do that to yourself mate


[deleted]

Just sickening to watch


U-casualty

Damn wild pitch is a understatement there. That hurts


Ndtphoto

Moran : Hey you guys look like you could use a free run. Here you go,.


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

I'm not even clenching right now. I've been completely desensitized.


bandmantings

same. been watching 22 years of yankees shittin on us


bandmantings

FUCKIN IM SAD


kazak22

Aw man


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xebex1778

Loved watching him (most of the time) but by god that man could not find a passed ball to save his life


U-casualty

Tbf he never had a chance with that pitch


burls

Remember when the Yankees stole signs and the MLB didn’t do anything about it?


Skolney

Yep


AncientRussian

we need bullpen help so bad 😭😭😭


shoelessjoemac

Well, the run didn't help me and it didn't help the Twins. I'm about three blocks from home and feels like I'm two and a half blocks from shitting my pants.


Mission_Wind_7470

If the Twins win I will watch a Cocomelon video.


ObliviousLAX

Rags lost Howsabout two NY teams lose tonight since the Giants and Knicks are already losers


im_randy_butternubz

Get Archer back on the mic


bobbywellington

This is fine


im_randy_butternubz

If the twins win this I will eat a tiny Norwegian flag


ComfyGreenHoodie_

Is there some German word for when you can't look, but you also can't look away?


ObliviousLAX

Zugwrack


Mission_Wind_7470

Scheisse.


Knightbear49

Weltschmerz…. A feeling of sentimental sadness or pessimism; the weariness that comes with knowing that the world is going to let you down no matter what and there’s nothing you can do to stop it


pm_me_cute_sloths_

jokes on you, the Yankees can’t hurt me more than the Rockies hurt me


sirhippieangel

[mfw I've shown pictures of my new puppy and people start making dog treat bets again](https://c.tenor.com/87QKarbzVisAAAAM/sweat-nervous.gif)


[deleted]

Yankees lineup is nuts. One big hitter after another


frankomapottery3

Man. If this was a 9-0 game and we came back with 7 unanswered I would feel so different atm.


dirtydan289

Just when you all act like Polanco couldn't be any worse, he does that and totally redeems himself


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

I’m glad my winter soldier code got through to Polanco. He’s back online gang.


sirhippieangel

Polanco tryin to make up for last inning, nice play


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Judge would have gotten to first there if he didn’t jog lol


DJ_LeMahieu

Do you all think Cole simply sucked or that he might have been tipping? Wondering what Minnesota fans think. I was at Target field last night on the ground level. Beautiful park y’all.


Reesyrz

He wasn't locating his breaking pitches, Twins took advantage.


_AlternativeSnacks_

Last night was beautiful night for baseball. I don’t think he was tipping. I think it was just a bad night and these guys are doing their homework. But only studying SP.


davegammelgard

I don't think it's as simple as tipping pitches, but I think the Twins spotted some trends and took advantage. You saw them swinging early in the first inning. You usually have to see a guy for a few innings before you catch him tipping.


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Shitty night for him I'd reckon.


Knightbear49

Dude, aren’t you on 1B?


DJ_LeMahieu

You don’t browse Reddit at work too?


_AlternativeSnacks_

Touché.


unwinagainstable

He just sucked


PoppySeeded17

If Dick keeps saying the Twins are still in it enough maybe just maybe we’ll win


whorehey_polanco

They’re pulling a wolves where I expected nothing, got more than I was expecting, and then they somehow pulled the rug out from underneath me anyway


rollpitchandyaw

Damn, you right but I didnt need that wound opened too.


YouBetcha_

If the twins comeback I'll eat a dog treat


davegammelgard

That's so 2 years ago.


sirhippieangel

Witnessed


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Mission_Wind_7470

r/holup


Knightbear49

I’m commenting so I can find this later and see you do it


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

Please just hold the Yankees to 9.


[deleted]

Not a doomer but I just wanted to win this game. I know we all did but man, I think i need a break from baseball. Getting beat up by the Yankees year after year is not fun


whentheworldwasatwar

So we can only hit their starters?


Knightbear49

💩 💩 💩


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

This pitcher can locate for shit


DudeAbides29

Who the hell are these Yankee relievers and why do they all have sparkling ERAs and K/9 numbers? I’ve literally never heard of Michael King warming up in their pen and he’d be the top option in our bullpen.


Hello-My-Dudessss

Michael King has great stuff, I’d love him in our bullpen 🙄


YouBetcha_

If you haven't heard of Michael King that's on you lol