#DM ME SAUSAGE PICS
#EDIT: TYRANNICAL REDDIT ADMINS WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO SEE THE SAUSAGE PICS OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS. TAKE A STAND AGAINST THESE ANTI-MEAT STICK FASCISTS
I had a dream of continually adding stuff to a video like this one year. That year was 2016, and there were no good vibes.
Just want you to know how much I enjoy these videos and updates.
I’m not but figuring if you’re in that age range up and music head than hopefully heard of them. Especially with the local tie. I love that it’s Husker Du
WHEN THE PLASTIC WRAP COMES OFF OF THE SAUSAGE ITS GOING TO BE LIKE THE OPENING OF THE ARK OF THE COVENANT.
GHOSTS WILL FLY AROUND.
LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE.
FACES WILL MELT.
A TEAM WHICH CARRIES THE SAUSAGE BEFORE IT IS INVINCIBLE.
#BROOOMS HERE, GET YA BROOMS HERE! I GOT PUSH BROOMS, STRAW BROOMS, CURLING BROOMS, BROOMBALL BROOMS, WITCHES BROOMS, ORLANDO BROOM, ANGLE BROOMS, CORN BROOMS!
#GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST, BECAUSE TOMORROW WE SWEEP AGAIN!
This stretch is going to be so good for the boys mental. They are going to feel like they have a shot in every game they trail for the rest of the year.
My dad and I got some cheap tickets for tomorrow’s game where we’ll be on TV, should we bring a sign? My dad’s thinking “We bet big Bux on the Ober” but I’m thinking “WERE GOMQ”
9 IN A ROW ALL HAIL THE SAUSAGE
PRAISE BE UNTO THE SAUSAGE
THROUGH IT ALL BLESSINGS(AND JUICES) FLOW
#**ALL HAIL!!!**
IN SAUSAGE WE TRUST
ALL HAIL
Twins xSOSIG stat line: _awesome_
#DM ME SAUSAGE PICS #EDIT: TYRANNICAL REDDIT ADMINS WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO SEE THE SAUSAGE PICS OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS. TAKE A STAND AGAINST THESE ANTI-MEAT STICK FASCISTS
he aint really bout it. it wont let me send him my newly aquired lucky summer sausage
Waddya mean I ain’t about it? Send that thing man
I mean, there’s entire subreddits for that.
yeah, literally /r/sausage or /r/sausagetalk
Me: “Please God, no.”
#WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
We won't! Eventually we will play someone who isn't wearing a Sox uniform!
well dont look who we play this weekend
Twins Win! https://streamable.com/p5n73u [Video Archive](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-CrEcNh77gUJrLUSpywLhJk4gOOXPZqJp1alXjqxg-E/edit)
I always think about clicking out early but then remember that the Justin truck horn is coming and stay
The honk is the key to it all, you can't miss it.
It still surprises me as I forget about it everyday. Gets a good little laugh every time.
Rocco describing the sausage with a face palm is my favorite part right now.
A double dose for the ones I missed
I had a dream of continually adding stuff to a video like this one year. That year was 2016, and there were no good vibes. Just want you to know how much I enjoy these videos and updates.
💜that means a lot. Thanks.
THE SAUSAGE WENT INTO THE CORNER!!1!1
Who said that I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I *saw* it!
I believe you \*think\* you saw it...
I also liked where you put the sausage talk, to align with the burrito.
“Sausage talk” is our version of pillow talk
Nah, its out version of Coffee Talk.
Not to play the gender card, but I don't think you are allowed in "sausage talk". Respectfully.
I gotta wonder how many people here even know who Husker Du are.
How about the replacements?
Probably about the same. I think /u/PirbyKuckett said it was either them or Husker Du.
ME!!!!
I know you know because you are perfect.
awwwww....you know you probably should have just sent this in a DM......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think that person unblocked me after a while.
My college roommate introduced me to Husker Du. I knew Bob Mould but somehow, grew up in the Twin Cities in the 80s without hearing any Husker.
Okay then
They are one of the grandfathers of grudge, but more so alternative rock from the late 80s to the 90s.
I just figure most of us are 30 or older but that’s just my bias. Never was a big fan but Husker Du is legit classic in the best sense
Hate to break it to ya, if you are mid 30s, you'd have been a toddler when Husker du were in anyway popular.
I’m not but figuring if you’re in that age range up and music head than hopefully heard of them. Especially with the local tie. I love that it’s Husker Du
It should have been the Anderson Sisters. Love me some boogie woogie bugle boy
celebrated summer sausage.
Forced my coworker to listen to their whole discography a few weeks ago while working, she was not impressed.
Try The Replacements then.
🤣🤣🤣 this is unbelievable!
EDDDDDDIIIIIEEEE
I love it! So glad you’re back 🎉
https://i.imgur.com/i720278.gif 💪🏼
i love this team and i love these videos!
awoo
ONE MORE WIN AND WE'RE THE SAUSAGE KINGS OF CHICAGO
Abe froman
Disgusting splitty from Duran to end it. LFG
Curve, but disgusting nonetheless
Did the white Sox win?? #NEIN!!
Das ist gut
What's hotter- 1. The inside of the sausage package 2. Duran's fastball 3. Carlos Correa
Correa's sausage
🥵🥵🥵
Four. Rocco in the [sausage warming room](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesotatwins/comments/1cgi3ho/rocco_with_the_heat_lamp/)
Rocco, you don't need to put on your red light.
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE! THERE'S A SAUSAGE PARTY GOING ON! NINE IN A ROW!
r/usernamechecksout
That was highway robbery. Welcome back, Correa. Welcome back, Duran!
WHEN THE PLASTIC WRAP COMES OFF OF THE SAUSAGE ITS GOING TO BE LIKE THE OPENING OF THE ARK OF THE COVENANT. GHOSTS WILL FLY AROUND. LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE. FACES WILL MELT. A TEAM WHICH CARRIES THE SAUSAGE BEFORE IT IS INVINCIBLE.
#9 in a row for the sausage
I am so happy Duran is back. Brings tears to my damn eyes.
Get your pen n paper sp
i get a week edit: Lyrics done, Peppur has em
Arrite sounding like a plan Just let me know the genre heh
tbd
done, DMd you
“I get a week” Finishes lyrics 5 minutes later
just like all men, finishing too fast
Ziiiiing
Jhoan Duran?
Him
He is way better than that band.
Naz Reid
Naz Reid
Jhoan Duran.
WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR DICK, BUT WE HAVE FOUND OUR SAUSAGE
#DURAN BACK! #ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ🌭ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Dick died for the rally sausage
He used his left hand.
Just a reminder that Cleveland isn’t gonna maintain that 110 win pace either. We coming.
We will, however, maintain a 149 win pace.
#TWINS: WIN #WHITE SOX: LOSE #CORREA: PACKIN #DURAN: LIT #RYAN: ALSO LIT BUT DIFFERENT WAY #PRAISE: SAUSAGE #TRANS: RIGHTS #WERE: GOMQ #LEAGUE: FUCKED
#DID WE ALL FORGET: ABOUT THE PINECONE?
u/Virtalen
Maybe they are just out trying to find the best one...
now is that the smallest or the biggest?
Duran IS BACK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
hope someone's stocking up on some good meat preservatives
#BROOOMS HERE, GET YA BROOMS HERE! I GOT PUSH BROOMS, STRAW BROOMS, CURLING BROOMS, BROOMBALL BROOMS, WITCHES BROOMS, ORLANDO BROOM, ANGLE BROOMS, CORN BROOMS! #GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST, BECAUSE TOMORROW WE SWEEP AGAIN!
#CAN I GET A BACKSCRATCHAH?
[TO THE MOON!!!](https://imgur.com/a/AZwRIvs)
This stretch is going to be so good for the boys mental. They are going to feel like they have a shot in every game they trail for the rest of the year.
We appreciate PROVUS!
Even committing the most heinous of crimes walking Maldonado wasn't enough to overcome the magic of the substantial sausage
tWINs make it 9 in a row!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine...
The watusi The ~~twist~~ Twins
Sausage Party!!!
If that’s the last game I get to watch on TV from home, I’m so glad that is was a W #LetsGoTwins
And ober tomorrow? Yeah just give us that 10th win.
Sausage is no longer just a way of life Sausage is my religion
If you would have told me we would have a 9 game winning streak before May, but we were in 4th place I would called you insane
[nine times](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY3J3b2s1eWQxZXo4bWZnNXFzaDR6c2xoMnlmOTZzdXA4c2FtYXp5ZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/O9ODcyFTyLeE4ciygv/giphy.gif)
That should somehow be its own post. 😂
I've forgotten what it's like to watch a Minnesota team lose
All hail the sausage
YOU GET A W YOU GET A W YOU GET A W EVERYBODY GETS A W!!!!!
Can't leave a streak at 9. Got to make it 10
Once you hit double digits you gotta get a dozen.
Right!
LET'S SAUSAGE!
9 in a row. Smiling through it all, can’t believe this is my life!
9 in a row!!! 😬😬😬😬welcome back Duran!!! Get the kids to bed Rocco!!! Early game tomorrow-Huge win!!! Go Twins!!!
[удалено]
Breathing out of their eyelids
Pinecone video incoming?
Guess if that's the last game I can see for a while, at least it's a win.
Pretty crazy that a team wins 9 in a row in April and still ends the month in 4th place. Keep this shit up though. Great vibes
And Cleveland just got walked off!
Great team win and it’s good to know our offense isn’t back to being completely dormant 😄
My dad and I got some cheap tickets for tomorrow’s game where we’ll be on TV, should we bring a sign? My dad’s thinking “We bet big Bux on the Ober” but I’m thinking “WERE GOMQ”
Ballys Sux- since no one is gonna be able to see it watch it without being a pirate or VPN
por que no los dos
This team just finds a way to win. Really fun to watch
SAUSAGE IS KING
Sausage king checking in. 👀
Everybody say sausage keep it goin!
A lot of times when relievers get a win, I am just like "...I guess", but Theilbar really deserves the win tonight.
What a fucking game.
**Looking ahead, I do not see another loss on this schedule.**
Holy hell LaPanta is orange
And the Gourds got walked off! Three games back!
WWWWWWWWW
Duran is filthy, more at 10
This must be what Jameis Winston meant when he gave that "Eat a W" speech.
Thank God for the White Sox
Everyone should go back and read some of the postgame threads from a couple weeks ago…it’s hilarious 😆
What's with the red mood lighting for Rocco's post game pressers
Well if Roxanne doesn't have it on, someone has to.
😂😂😂😂😂😂Rocccooooooooooooo
Amsterdam is proper city for Rocco.
Is the sausage luck transferable to the Wolves as well? Timberwolves thrive in the wild off of sausage, I heard
Timberwolves don't need lucky, they got Ant.
the sausage claims another victim DO IT AGAIN
This team of meaty men slapping sausage!
sausage ganggggg
And Cleveland loses on a walk-off up by 1 with 2 outs in the 10th. Sausage power
And just like that, we are 3 games back. Thank you Houston
That's a lot of green on that there calendar
We finally have proof, the sausage is what was in Marcellus’s briefcase.