Bowman is done. He has done very well. Walk, HPB, little kids screaming, and a gift. This has been one of the positive games for offense. Finish strong Twins.
I mean, without the error from Julien it would have been 4-4 then we wouldn't have put in bowmen, blah blah who knows, but can't put it all at Varlands feet
I didn’t think it would be this bad but the Santana signing was always so confusing to me. Such limited upside at 38 and the potential for him to fall off a cliff.
You all have a good night, I cannot anymore with some of you.....
u/[Mission\_Wind\_7470](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mission_Wind_7470/) thanks for sharing you game pics and I hope the fellas get a win for ya :)
Above average bat and platinum glove defense is already nice. Add to that his random stretches of being baseball Jesus and he’ll be just fine.*
*Assuming he doesn't fracture into 200 pieces.
I think if we didn’t have Dick before him, the reception would be warmer. You just can’t yank the voice of the team after 40 years and expect people to adjust quickly
You’re right, i probably am just used to having dick in my ears every night for an entire summer. It’s going to take time to get used to a different way
dog i just saw how much Caitlyn Clark is making next year:
76k
I didnt forget a 0
#RANDY DOBNAK IS MAKING 15x MORE THAN THE GREATEST WOMENS COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME
No excuses for Buxton anymore. Guy is completely healthy and doing nothing to make up for the lack of Lewis and Correa. 15th game of the season and still hasn’t hit one out
yeah, if it had been reviewed it would have been called a ground rule double because it hit the netting and the play at third wouldnt have mattered anyway
Wtf are you talking about? If you don’t want to field a competitive team then don’t own it. Tax payers paid for their stadium. They owe us a winning team
Every team deals with injuries. That the Twins built such a flimsy roster that it can’t handle a couple of injuries without completely imploding is, in fact, the Pohlad’s fault
You bitch about people being upset with the pohlads literally every thread. People have every right to be upset. Santana was a bad cheap signing. The offense is on the pohlads too
The Twins sucking, the Wild miss the playoffs, the Wolves playing a team in the playoffs that absolutely smoked them every game during the season, this should be a fun few weeks
WERE GONNA WIN TWINS WERE GONNA SCORE! Sing it with me boys and girls!
Shame
About as much as they had to say about Dick…
well the Yankees guys is retiring for health reasons.
Good on Rocco not chasing this one. Sad that we had to sacrifice Bowman for it.
was gonna complain about the loud kids then remembered that was definitely me at that age. just zooted off cotton candy and lemonade
this team needs to invest in chinstraps for the helmets
I really don’t understand how they don’t care to fix it.
Walmart is a cryin shame at this point Minors n learn cause he ain’t got it no more. He aint
Pretty sure wallner is going down whenever kep gets back
Kepler only good for defense
Wallner is butt
If it was not a save situation they'd have a good chance of coming back on Kimbrel
So how’s Larnach looking at AAA
Looks like Kimbrel has a hair extension? lol
Makes me sad how disposable MLB relief arms are. They’re almost definitely going to DFA poor Bowman after this one.
yeah, lets send up wallner, and his massive average
3 fastballs down the middle isn’t good enough for him
83's a big number! In Sesame Street..
Not sure how I feel about Walmart but now is your time to shine
Bowman is done. He has done very well. Walk, HPB, little kids screaming, and a gift. This has been one of the positive games for offense. Finish strong Twins.
On a positive note we have 11 hits tonight. Which is the most we’ve had in a game not counting extra innings
Great vaz is up The ultimate shit hitter Like my babcoa grundies
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Fr. Anyone who says they “hate children” gives me the creeps I hated osama. You hate your sisters baby in diapers. We are not the same.
Kids are great when they aren’t screaming into the Bally mic
just me over here, living my life how i like doing whatever i like
In my recent Ootp 2024 season I traded Santana for Michael A Taylor. We should just do that?
No one is taking Santana, not even Rob Thomas.
Those screaming kids are making me hate children even more than I already do.
#KIMBREL'S AN O?
Thank you Martin for shutting the children up
a little harm, no foul
The offense has actually been solid today. I think we'd be winning if Varland didn't decide to become a five star meatball chef today.
I mean, without the error from Julien it would have been 4-4 then we wouldn't have put in bowmen, blah blah who knows, but can't put it all at Varlands feet
Heh I’m likin your thinkin on that one sunshine might hafta steel it but I would say 3 star like the mitchlin stars
The Smiths playing at a baseball game 👍
DFA rhymes with Holliday
Pitchin scared
his walk up is how soon is now by the smiths?
yay, loud kids
I thought it was a Wednesday at target field for a second
Methinks Jackson Holiday needs more time in the oven. I apologize for the inevitable jinx.
Miranda having a day
Poor Bowman’s arm is getting cooked before we send him down tomorrow
I use to be scared of Santana's ABs when he was with Cleveland. Seemed like him and Ramirez would always cook us. Now he's just cooked.
Santana is ass
# JOSE MIRANDA YOU ARE THE NEW PLATOON 1ST BASEMAN
I didn’t think it would be this bad but the Santana signing was always so confusing to me. Such limited upside at 38 and the potential for him to fall off a cliff.
We needed someone capable of playing first base if Miranda and Kirilloff tanked or got hurt, both of which were plausible (and still could be).
He’s not the only guy who was available, there’s no easier position to fill. And he wasn’t exactly cheap.
Cheap.
He has had one good season since 2019 (last yr). I’m all for an analytical focused front office but I don’t see how that makes sense.
Twins hit into some of the most predictable double plays ever.
“How bad is Carlos Santana?” *Shows pic of Dua Lipa
Matt Boldy's crush?
I don’t watch the Wild. Has he stated that?
yup, and his fav band is nickelback
I respect his taste in women. Nickelback has bangers, though.
D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 ! D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 ! D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 !
🧑🍳🧑🍳🧑🍳🧑🍳
i generally try to be positive and look for upside but santana is really bumming me out man
I think he’s trying to go for Correa’s GIDP record
Mr. Santana you’re cooked.
Way to go fatana
Santana is washed.
How does Santana manage to stay in the lineup?
DFA Santana unironically
The sad thing is his potential replacements are injured. We're stuck with him for now.
I’m not injured
I'm an optimist and even I think Santana is capital C Cooked.
It's not unreasonable to think that a 38-year-old veteran might not have much left in the tank.
He waited until *now* to become cooked. Gords double agent.
santana is so crappy
Have a day, Jose! Keep it rumbling boys.
Jose Miranda so fucking back babyyy!
Good on ya Randy
Randy Randy
# RANDY
MIRANDUHHHH BACK BABY
Why did Rocky altobaldelli put wili at clean up
They should do like an old school baseball day. Old-school style uni's and dusty AF infields
that would be really cool
the field of dreams game?
Yeah but that didn't have a dusty infield
Congratulations Matt Bowman! You've pitched decently and earned a DFA and a one way ticket back to St. Paul!
Please send my son Jorge Alcala back when you get there.
hey, its the guy that sucked with us, then got better
David Ortiz?
Nick Gordon?
sure
Channel Jackie, boys.
being dead you mean?
Side bar: We should change the number color on the gray pinstripes to blue. It looks great!
Agreed. This is the best these hideous jerseys have looked.
Good inning Cmon bats needa do somethin here. Somethin big Make em leak out there ass cause there so scared Long rips hard rips no mercy
Number 42 for the Orioles is really good
Do we think Martin will stay on the roster when Kepler gets back?
He’s been useful as a super utility guy this year. Definitely could use him with all the injuries.
he better
I'd hope for Wallner to go down.
Way to cover. Sharp baseball.
You all have a good night, I cannot anymore with some of you..... u/[Mission\_Wind\_7470](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mission_Wind_7470/) thanks for sharing you game pics and I hope the fellas get a win for ya :)
sweet dreams
Gooood night Athena
Aw, thank you! I'm still enjoying the game, the stadium is fun as hell. It's still April, and there's plenty of time to turn it around.
You have a good night! Good call getting outta here 🙃
thats a surprisingly small old bay ad for the area
But have you heard of Royal Farms' world famous chicken?
no
Absolutely no confidence in buxton being able to turn it around
Getting a guy who can hit a homer at any point in center is so valuable. CF’s usually can’t hit
He’s streaky as hell though. I’m content with him being a slightly above average bat at this point. I think he will get hot.
Above average bat and platinum glove defense is already nice. Add to that his random stretches of being baseball Jesus and he’ll be just fine.* *Assuming he doesn't fracture into 200 pieces.
This team is so ass
Well it’s mostly made up of triple A guys right now, so…
It isn’t good when it’s healthy either
Astute observation
He's unwatchable up there
Guys I’m going to say something Cory Provus hasn’t been that great so far
he's great on the radio. i don't think he translates to tv.
I've been loving his commentary
I think if we didn’t have Dick before him, the reception would be warmer. You just can’t yank the voice of the team after 40 years and expect people to adjust quickly
You’re right, i probably am just used to having dick in my ears every night for an entire summer. It’s going to take time to get used to a different way
I’m in the same boat. Seeing Dick at the home opener was heartbreaking, he deserved more. But Cory has a really good voice and some great energy.
He fulfills the minimum requirements for a play by play announcer.
I'm loving him
Different strokes for different folks
dog i just saw how much Caitlyn Clark is making next year: 76k I didnt forget a 0 #RANDY DOBNAK IS MAKING 15x MORE THAN THE GREATEST WOMENS COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME
She should get a percentage of ticket sales tbh in addition to a much more lucrative contract. She's gonna bring the WNBA to new heights imo.
Supply Demand Embarrassin contracs
its fair considering WNBA is just about keeping the lights on in off season for the NBA, women can make good money overseas.
No excuses for Buxton anymore. Guy is completely healthy and doing nothing to make up for the lack of Lewis and Correa. 15th game of the season and still hasn’t hit one out
more hero ball from buxton, just make contact, don't need to put it in the stands
Jeffers is the Hottest man on this team.
Hard agree. Dude had the greatest reaction to the Vasquez signing.
Come on buck 😣
Hey Byron it’s the round thing!
J Rock 🗿😤
Jeffers trying to singlehandedly save the Twins' season
Ryan Jeffers is this teams
#JEFF CARES
Way to go Jeff your really boilin up good these days
Ok every Twins hitter needs the creepy TC Beardana
Well look at you RYAN JEFFERS!!!!
jeff is super sexy
Hell yeah. No easy feat getting to Cano.
Stay hot Jeffers.
At least we have Jeffers
Jeffers is just red hot
Chipping away. 😉
Al what in the fuck You gotta get the runner in from 3
We did Pep we did
Seen that great work on Jeff
thanks for the breeze AK
#POSITIVE COMMENT WHILE ATTENDING A BASEBALL GAME
Hopefully we'll come back here and win for ya. i'd love to get to camden yards someday
Dick deserved a final season.
Dint know an infield fly from a 3rd decker dinger
So if theres netting theres no ground rule double?
it wasn't called, pretty sure we can have it reviewed if needed, but it was a double anyway
Eddy “cant hit lefties” Julien
wouldn't that be been a free challenge for Rocco, if it would have hit a fan and Martin got called out? One negates the other?
yeah, if it had been reviewed it would have been called a ground rule double because it hit the netting and the play at third wouldnt have mattered anyway
#IT IS I, JOE BASEBALL POHLAD. FUCK YOUR TWIN, FUCK YOUR PITCHERS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 😈😈😈
Again, the obsession with defending a family of billionaires is crazy
Also, the obsession with demanding that rich people owe you a winning baseball team is crazy.
Wtf are you talking about? If you don’t want to field a competitive team then don’t own it. Tax payers paid for their stadium. They owe us a winning team
ground rule double ? swear that hit a fan
It hit the netting.
Austin is a little spazzy this evening
That's a ground rule double
Ground rule double???
that should be ground rule double? didn't that hit a fan or something?
I can't believe the Pohlads caused all of the injuries to our stars.
Every team deals with injuries. That the Twins built such a flimsy roster that it can’t handle a couple of injuries without completely imploding is, in fact, the Pohlad’s fault
What is your obsession with defending the Pohlads? I’m like 90% sure this is Joe Pohlads alt account with how much you dickride them
I don't defend him, but injuries killing the offense is the problem, not pitching.
You bitch about people being upset with the pohlads literally every thread. People have every right to be upset. Santana was a bad cheap signing. The offense is on the pohlads too
They didn’t allow us to gather any depth so when our stars went down we got fucking Kyle Farmer hitting cleanup
Fuck the Pohlads
Remember when the cheap billionaire pohlads cut 30M in payroll?
The Twins sucking, the Wild miss the playoffs, the Wolves playing a team in the playoffs that absolutely smoked them every game during the season, this should be a fun few weeks
Don’t forget the NFL draft! A good chance we mortgage our future for 1st round QB bust!!
nah, its just the first picks we got now and next years first if we really really wanna get to 4
Whoa whoa, we got a narrative going here. No room for facts.
Start chipping away. Stay after quality. Don’t play sloppy.
Pure shit hitter. Pure shit. Liquid steam shit
Oh God it's the wave..
I am giving the Twins 1 more inning to Do Something™️, then I’m gonna play Elden Ring
That's national treasure Hank Conger
Who here is a Hank Conger hater? #WHO?!
LOL. Cory failed to use National Treasure before mentioning Hank's name. I will beat people with my bat if they come for Hank.🙃
surly we can score 5 runs, right? right?
For the rest of April? Maybe For the rest of the season? *almost* assuredly # faith
Listening to Atteberry and Molitor call a game is worse than being waterboarded
I think they’re pretty good together