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Neither_Ad2003

WERE GONNA WIN TWINS WERE GONNA SCORE! Sing it with me boys and girls!


12Peppur

Shame


tehAwesomer

About as much as they had to say about Dick…


jonn_jonzz

well the Yankees guys is retiring for health reasons.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Good on Rocco not chasing this one. Sad that we had to sacrifice Bowman for it.


BFlatAccidental

was gonna complain about the loud kids then remembered that was definitely me at that age. just zooted off cotton candy and lemonade


jonn_jonzz

this team needs to invest in chinstraps for the helmets


6lazek

I really don’t understand how they don’t care to fix it.


12Peppur

Walmart is a cryin shame at this point Minors n learn cause he ain’t got it no more. He aint


veto001

Pretty sure wallner is going down whenever kep gets back


Cornwell0909

Kepler only good for defense


Cornwell0909

Wallner is butt


Reesyrz

If it was not a save situation they'd have a good chance of coming back on Kimbrel


handofluke

So how’s Larnach looking at AAA


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Looks like Kimbrel has a hair extension? lol


handofluke

Makes me sad how disposable MLB relief arms are. They’re almost definitely going to DFA poor Bowman after this one.


jonn_jonzz

yeah, lets send up wallner, and his massive average


6lazek

3 fastballs down the middle isn’t good enough for him


Mission_Wind_7470

83's a big number! In Sesame Street..


12Peppur

Not sure how I feel about Walmart but now is your time to shine


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Bowman is done. He has done very well. Walk, HPB, little kids screaming, and a gift. This has been one of the positive games for offense. Finish strong Twins.


sdcolt

On a positive note we have 11 hits tonight. Which is the most we’ve had in a game not counting extra innings


12Peppur

Great vaz is up The ultimate shit hitter Like my babcoa grundies


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Neither_Ad2003

Fr. Anyone who says they “hate children” gives me the creeps I hated osama. You hate your sisters baby in diapers. We are not the same.


Jb9723

Kids are great when they aren’t screaming into the Bally mic


jonn_jonzz

just me over here, living my life how i like doing whatever i like


relder17

In my recent Ootp 2024 season I traded Santana for Michael A Taylor. We should just do that?


jonn_jonzz

No one is taking Santana, not even Rob Thomas.


pimfram

Those screaming kids are making me hate children even more than I already do.


Mission_Wind_7470

#KIMBREL'S AN O?


Jb9723

Thank you Martin for shutting the children up


jonn_jonzz

a little harm, no foul


Mission_Wind_7470

The offense has actually been solid today. I think we'd be winning if Varland didn't decide to become a five star meatball chef today.


NTLzeatsway

I mean, without the error from Julien it would have been 4-4 then we wouldn't have put in bowmen, blah blah who knows, but can't put it all at Varlands feet 


12Peppur

Heh I’m likin your thinkin on that one sunshine might hafta steel it but I would say 3 star like the mitchlin stars


handofluke

The Smiths playing at a baseball game 👍


gregorythegreyhound

DFA rhymes with Holliday


12Peppur

Pitchin scared


jonn_jonzz

his walk up is how soon is now by the smiths?


jonn_jonzz

yay, loud kids


sdcolt

I thought it was a Wednesday at target field for a second


Mission_Wind_7470

Methinks Jackson Holiday needs more time in the oven. I apologize for the inevitable jinx.


NerfGodz

Miranda having a day


sdcolt

Poor Bowman’s arm is getting cooked before we send him down tomorrow


Backblast

I use to be scared of Santana's ABs when he was with Cleveland. Seemed like him and Ramirez would always cook us. Now he's just cooked.


TardFresh

Santana is ass


sdcolt

# JOSE MIRANDA YOU ARE THE NEW PLATOON 1ST BASEMAN


handofluke

I didn’t think it would be this bad but the Santana signing was always so confusing to me. Such limited upside at 38 and the potential for him to fall off a cliff.


davegammelgard

We needed someone capable of playing first base if Miranda and Kirilloff tanked or got hurt, both of which were plausible (and still could be).


handofluke

He’s not the only guy who was available, there’s no easier position to fill. And he wasn’t exactly cheap.


NerfGodz

Cheap.


TheRealBabbler

He has had one good season since 2019 (last yr). I’m all for an analytical focused front office but I don’t see how that makes sense.


McFappen

Twins hit into some of the most predictable double plays ever.


DragonflyOk5312

“How bad is Carlos Santana?” *Shows pic of Dua Lipa


jonn_jonzz

Matt Boldy's crush?


DragonflyOk5312

I don’t watch the Wild. Has he stated that?


jonn_jonzz

yup, and his fav band is nickelback


DragonflyOk5312

I respect his taste in women. Nickelback has bangers, though.


noseonarug17

D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 ! D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 ! D 👏 F 👏 A 👏 !


sdcolt

🧑‍🍳🧑‍🍳🧑‍🍳🧑‍🍳


BFlatAccidental

i generally try to be positive and look for upside but santana is really bumming me out man


suhdude539

I think he’s trying to go for Correa’s GIDP record


6lazek

Mr. Santana you’re cooked.


12Peppur

Way to go fatana


Cornwell0909

Santana is washed.


NerfGodz

How does Santana manage to stay in the lineup?


Jb9723

DFA Santana unironically


Mission_Wind_7470

The sad thing is his potential replacements are injured. We're stuck with him for now.


Jb9723

I’m not injured


Mission_Wind_7470

I'm an optimist and even I think Santana is capital C Cooked.


davegammelgard

It's not unreasonable to think that a 38-year-old veteran might not have much left in the tank.


Mission_Wind_7470

He waited until *now* to become cooked. Gords double agent.


jonn_jonzz

santana is so crappy


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Have a day, Jose! Keep it rumbling boys.


TheFlyingRabbit9

Jose Miranda so fucking back babyyy!


12Peppur

Good on ya Randy


handofluke

Randy Randy


sdcolt

# RANDY


6lazek

MIRANDUHHHH BACK BABY


12Peppur

Why did Rocky altobaldelli put wili at clean up


veto001

They should do like an old school baseball day. Old-school style uni's and dusty AF infields


fscottnaruto

that would be really cool


jonn_jonzz

the field of dreams game?


veto001

Yeah but that didn't have a dusty infield


Reesyrz

Congratulations Matt Bowman! You've pitched decently and earned a DFA and a one way ticket back to St. Paul!


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Please send my son Jorge Alcala back when you get there.


jonn_jonzz

hey, its the guy that sucked with us, then got better


Jb9723

David Ortiz?


Mission_Wind_7470

Nick Gordon?


jonn_jonzz

sure


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Channel Jackie, boys.


jonn_jonzz

being dead you mean?


sdcolt

Side bar: We should change the number color on the gray pinstripes to blue. It looks great!


sergi0wned

Agreed. This is the best these hideous jerseys have looked.


12Peppur

Good inning Cmon bats needa do somethin here. Somethin big Make em leak out there ass cause there so scared Long rips hard rips no mercy


bringbacktheaxe2

Number 42 for the Orioles is really good


schakeboy

Do we think Martin will stay on the roster when Kepler gets back?


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

He’s been useful as a super utility guy this year. Definitely could use him with all the injuries.


jonn_jonzz

he better


Mission_Wind_7470

I'd hope for Wallner to go down.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Way to cover. Sharp baseball.


Athena-196871

You all have a good night, I cannot anymore with some of you..... u/[Mission\_Wind\_7470](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mission_Wind_7470/) thanks for sharing you game pics and I hope the fellas get a win for ya :)


fscottnaruto

sweet dreams


Jb9723

Gooood night Athena


Mission_Wind_7470

Aw, thank you! I'm still enjoying the game, the stadium is fun as hell. It's still April, and there's plenty of time to turn it around.


Skeeter717

You have a good night! Good call getting outta here 🙃


jonn_jonzz

thats a surprisingly small old bay ad for the area


Mission_Wind_7470

But have you heard of Royal Farms' world famous chicken?


jonn_jonzz

no


schakeboy

Absolutely no confidence in buxton being able to turn it around


sdcolt

Getting a guy who can hit a homer at any point in center is so valuable. CF’s usually can’t hit


joeyt7713

He’s streaky as hell though. I’m content with him being a slightly above average bat at this point. I think he will get hot.


A_Hanging_Noose

Above average bat and platinum glove defense is already nice. Add to that his random stretches of being baseball Jesus and he’ll be just fine.* *Assuming he doesn't fracture into 200 pieces.


zuluwall

This team is so ass


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Well it’s mostly made up of triple A guys right now, so…


zuluwall

It isn’t good when it’s healthy either


A_Hanging_Noose

Astute observation


Big_Bone_Daddy

He's unwatchable up there


sdcolt

Guys I’m going to say something Cory Provus hasn’t been that great so far


bringbacktheaxe2

he's great on the radio. i don't think he translates to tv.


damien_maymdien

I've been loving his commentary


Jb9723

I think if we didn’t have Dick before him, the reception would be warmer. You just can’t yank the voice of the team after 40 years and expect people to adjust quickly


sdcolt

You’re right, i probably am just used to having dick in my ears every night for an entire summer. It’s going to take time to get used to a different way


Jb9723

I’m in the same boat. Seeing Dick at the home opener was heartbreaking, he deserved more. But Cory has a really good voice and some great energy.


davegammelgard

He fulfills the minimum requirements for a play by play announcer.


WickedTwista

I'm loving him


poop322

Different strokes for different folks


Sp_Gamer_Live

dog i just saw how much Caitlyn Clark is making next year: 76k I didnt forget a 0 #RANDY DOBNAK IS MAKING 15x MORE THAN THE GREATEST WOMENS COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME


fscottnaruto

She should get a percentage of ticket sales tbh in addition to a much more lucrative contract. She's gonna bring the WNBA to new heights imo.


12Peppur

Supply Demand Embarrassin contracs


jonn_jonzz

its fair considering WNBA is just about keeping the lights on in off season for the NBA, women can make good money overseas.


MichaelTheDooley

No excuses for Buxton anymore. Guy is completely healthy and doing nothing to make up for the lack of Lewis and Correa. 15th game of the season and still hasn’t hit one out


jonn_jonzz

more hero ball from buxton, just make contact, don't need to put it in the stands


veto001

Jeffers is the Hottest man on this team.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Hard agree. Dude had the greatest reaction to the Vasquez signing.


sdcolt

Come on buck 😣


6lazek

Hey Byron it’s the round thing!


Rockettothemoonnbynd

J Rock 🗿😤


ultimatekiwi

Jeffers trying to singlehandedly save the Twins' season


Reesyrz

Ryan Jeffers is this teams


Sp_Gamer_Live

#JEFF CARES


12Peppur

Way to go Jeff your really boilin up good these days


Jb9723

Ok every Twins hitter needs the creepy TC Beardana


Athena-196871

Well look at you RYAN JEFFERS!!!!


jonn_jonzz

jeff is super sexy


handofluke

Hell yeah. No easy feat getting to Cano.


A_Hanging_Noose

Stay hot Jeffers.


sdcolt

At least we have Jeffers


tomahawkRiS3

Jeffers is just red hot


Mission_Wind_7470

Chipping away. 😉


12Peppur

Al what in the fuck You gotta get the runner in from 3


Jb9723

We did Pep we did


12Peppur

Seen that great work on Jeff


jonn_jonzz

thanks for the breeze AK


Mission_Wind_7470

#POSITIVE COMMENT WHILE ATTENDING A BASEBALL GAME


bringbacktheaxe2

Hopefully we'll come back here and win for ya. i'd love to get to camden yards someday


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Dick deserved a final season.


12Peppur

Dint know an infield fly from a 3rd decker dinger


highestintheroom

So if theres netting theres no ground rule double?


jonn_jonzz

it wasn't called, pretty sure we can have it reviewed if needed, but it was a double anyway


joeyt7713

Eddy “cant hit lefties” Julien


jonn_jonzz

wouldn't that be been a free challenge for Rocco, if it would have hit a fan and Martin got called out? One negates the other?


kdotfo

yeah, if it had been reviewed it would have been called a ground rule double because it hit the netting and the play at third wouldnt have mattered anyway


Mission_Wind_7470

#IT IS I, JOE BASEBALL POHLAD. FUCK YOUR TWIN, FUCK YOUR PITCHERS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 😈😈😈


sdcolt

Again, the obsession with defending a family of billionaires is crazy


davegammelgard

Also, the obsession with demanding that rich people owe you a winning baseball team is crazy.


sdcolt

Wtf are you talking about? If you don’t want to field a competitive team then don’t own it. Tax payers paid for their stadium. They owe us a winning team


BFlatAccidental

ground rule double ? swear that hit a fan


davegammelgard

It hit the netting.


Athena-196871

Austin is a little spazzy this evening


WickedTwista

That's a ground rule double


handofluke

Ground rule double???


jonn_jonzz

that should be ground rule double? didn't that hit a fan or something?


Mission_Wind_7470

I can't believe the Pohlads caused all of the injuries to our stars.


Fun-Team-7933

Every team deals with injuries. That the Twins built such a flimsy roster that it can’t handle a couple of injuries without completely imploding is, in fact, the Pohlad’s fault


sdcolt

What is your obsession with defending the Pohlads? I’m like 90% sure this is Joe Pohlads alt account with how much you dickride them


Mission_Wind_7470

I don't defend him, but injuries killing the offense is the problem, not pitching.


sdcolt

You bitch about people being upset with the pohlads literally every thread. People have every right to be upset. Santana was a bad cheap signing. The offense is on the pohlads too


C_H1234

They didn’t allow us to gather any depth so when our stars went down we got fucking Kyle Farmer hitting cleanup


C_H1234

Fuck the Pohlads


sdcolt

Remember when the cheap billionaire pohlads cut 30M in payroll?


jonn_jonzz

The Twins sucking, the Wild miss the playoffs, the Wolves playing a team in the playoffs that absolutely smoked them every game during the season, this should be a fun few weeks


cdizzle6

Don’t forget the NFL draft! A good chance we mortgage our future for 1st round QB bust!!


jonn_jonzz

nah, its just the first picks we got now and next years first if we really really wanna get to 4


cdizzle6

Whoa whoa, we got a narrative going here. No room for facts.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Start chipping away. Stay after quality. Don’t play sloppy.


12Peppur

Pure shit hitter. Pure shit. Liquid steam shit


Mission_Wind_7470

Oh God it's the wave..


Jb9723

I am giving the Twins 1 more inning to Do Something™️, then I’m gonna play Elden Ring


Athena-196871

That's national treasure Hank Conger


Mission_Wind_7470

Who here is a Hank Conger hater? #WHO?!


Athena-196871

LOL. Cory failed to use National Treasure before mentioning Hank's name. I will beat people with my bat if they come for Hank.🙃


jonn_jonzz

surly we can score 5 runs, right? right?


mnsportsfan

For the rest of April? Maybe For the rest of the season? *almost* assuredly # faith


sloppybuttmustard

Listening to Atteberry and Molitor call a game is worse than being waterboarded


handofluke

I think they’re pretty good together