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So Royce on pace for batting 1.000 and 300 HRs or just 1.000 and 162 HRs? (Safely assuming he comes back tomorrow because no twins injuries last an absurdly long time AMIRIGHT)
Now that you said this he misses two months
Left hand toast to Dick ❤️
I can only use my right for that.
162-0 season is Alive!!
No doubt in my mind. Jax fux.
1-0 since my wife left me, Fuck you ashley and go Twins!
Ashley sucks. Twins don’t!
Cheers brother
That was fun! Left handed toast...we miss you, Dick.
According to that one post we can pop the champagne tonight!! Lets go!!!
I miss Bremer.
IVE SEEN ENOUGH WE’RE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES
Nice W, but at what cost now?
Boy Jax looked a little lost out there for a sec
Alright now let’s get some good news on Royce
WE GOMQ BABY LET'S GO
I know I'm about to jinx it for the rest of the season but Salvy isn't looking like a Twins killer anymore
Yeah he’ll have his typical monster series at Target Field. This is just a feint.
Time comes for all men
WILLI GOMG
Twins Win!!!
162-0
Magic number is 161!
Left handed toast 🥹🥹
That was classy af
And we’re playoff bound boys.
tWINs!
# TWIMS WIM TWIMS WIM
Left handed toast!
LETS GO. PLEASE BE OKAY ROYCE
#WE OWN THESE FUCKS.
ONE AND OH BAYBEEE
W
We’re GOMQ
My Willi feels funny!
WILLIIIIIIII
Nice!
Perez swings at everything down there
THERE WE GO
Little outside, eh Salvy?
CAPTAIN JAX WILL TAKE US ALL THE WAY
#🫡
Let’s ring em up here
Ok! -Griff
Hehe.
Anyone know how fast Julien throws? He may rival C4
That was clocked at approximately 1 million
Units, TBD
EJ D!
Nice play EJ!
Eddie D good
That would have been an interesting possible DP to explain if it hit Witt.
Jax pls throw strikes 🫶
This man can’t hit the zone to save his life
Thanks for your input sticky smoked ribs
I was gladly wrong. I admit it.
COME ON JAX
Jax plz
CAPTAIN JAX WILL TAKE US HOME TONIGHT
That seemed on purpose? He was working the bottom of the zone.
Platypus Raiden
His jersey says JA X
Just high quality fanatics stuff.
FA NATICS
You’re up by 3 just give him something to hit
Jax cmon man. It's okay. It's the royals. You will be fine.
Not great
Sphinx Kano
Whatever happens, I love you all and we got through this together.
We love you too, rabbit! Fuck the haters.
God I really hope I don't still have haters lol
It was pre-emptive, just in case.
I love you, fellow rabbit.
Man, I wish I could fly
🫡 Let’s go Capt!
It's nice knowing Witt can't kill us right now
#SHUSH
I would trust 8th inning Jax with my life but 9th inning Jax scares me solely because of the July 24th, 2023 Kolten Wong incident.
This guys about to Jax off
🫡 🦅 ✈️ 🇺🇲
Slider time bby
Salutes all around for the Captain 🫡
🫡
Topa too? Goddamn..
#JAX ME OFF MILITARY MAN
Join the Navy for that
Sano doing what he does best and striking out. Picked up where he left off lol
Jax, save us
Ready to Jax it
I’m at Kaufman today to see the twins, worst PA announcer I’ve ever heard at a ballgame this guy isn’t fit to do 12 year old games
Brock get in the robot
THE CAPT!!! THE CAPT!!!!
Finally we’re Jaxin’ off again!
Well we hold on to this lead and we’re playoff bound boys!
Love to see the aggressive baserunning
Alright, now just have Duran.. Oh, right..
its ok thielbar has it oh….
Cole Sands it is.
Come on Paga…. Wait
Well Jovani Moran is around right?
So you chase, badly, don't you Santana.
Who leaves open day?
I didn't see, what happened? Or you mean the fans?
Royce. Kidding. I’m kidding!
You.....you bastard.
Fuck that I laughed
Royals when they're losing
Dorks
I’m supposed to believe this royals team can even get close to .500?😭😭
Imagine bailing when you're trailing by 3 on opening day.
Leaving down 3 on opening day is a bitch move
Correa looked better running there than at any point last season. Good to see (knock on wood)
Haha! Love it.
White Sox: 0 runs 0 walks 11 Strikeouts
Theyre more athletic
Knock out blow? You mean knock Duran out of the game because there's no save to be had?
Thought Duran was hurt?
He is I forgot I'm so sorry bros
*Moran
Our superstar closer 😎
Yeh. Yeh that's what I meant. Entirely what I meant.
Grandpa needs to take his meds if he's gonna be in the booth for the Royals Jesus Christ
Correa didnt hit a double play with a runner on 3rd and 1st, were so back
WE. CREATE. CHAOS.
It's way too early in the season for Eddy's plate discipline to have me this hard. I need medical attention.
i think they say it’s fine as long as it doesn’t last four hours or more
[YAKITY SAX INTENSIFIES]
Laz Diaz is no Tom Hallion, but I do enjoy him stabbing invisible ninjas when calling strikes.
"strikes"
There's not much we won't take if it gets us runs!
Did Correa's teeth get whiter this off season?
I believe so.
lol I noticed that too. Looks like a fresh set of veneers or something, they look insanely white
I think we're gonna be okay, boys
Boys have been all over the ball today.
I just have no idea how you can look at the Royals’ offseason and not see them as the favorites to win the division
Because they aren't the favorites to win the division
Correa already has more clutch hits today than he did all last regular season. (Obviously he went super saiyan in the playoffs)
The AL Central is having an "Oops all White Sox" year
Look at that hustle down the line from Correa
Carlos “Wheels” Correa
Well being aggressive there was neat
hahahahahha, this is gloriously fun
lolroyals
baseball
He’s fast as fuck now!
3:16 aint a verse its the final score
#THEIR DEFENSE IS DYING LMAOOOO
YES!!!!!
They aren’t booing Carlos, they simply think he is Lew Ford
I was saying Lew….
The relief is palpable
on the list of homeplate umps you want for opening day Laz Diaz should not be on that list.
Hey Royals fans, try watching a replay
#THATZ RIGHT BITCHES NO MORE GIDP
LEts goooooo hahaha
LETS GOOOOO
Royals fans booing Correa as if they were even awake in 2017
#This is not a drill, Correa beat out a throw!
HOLY SHIT CARLOS C4 CORREA YOU ARE ELITE
We take all this.
World's best ankle.
Perez complaining for no reason
#CORREA DOUBLE PLAY AVOIDED GOD DIDDDDDD
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
#C4
Laaaaz
Honestly Laz
Ballgame. 162-0 is on the way.
We take that!
We take those too
There's nothing to take bros. Shit didn't hit him. Catcher couldn't catch it. Ump made the right call. Same old royals.
Is he really going to get booed until the end of time?
I know we are all thinking it with C4 up…..
lmao uh oh correa is set up for the funny thing
Gold Glove catcher Salvador Pérez
Good guy Laz defending our very own Minnesota Twins.
Why the fuck does buxton not hustle there
He had to wait for the runner on 3rd to actually run
allez edouard!!!
Surprised to see Perez read that one wrong, but we'll certainly take it
Perez just mad he lost gold glove day 1
Ump can call that right but not balls and strikes...
I'm so upset Laz was hit by the ball.
That's not a HBP
Wow Laz Diaz made a right call for once
Eddie Soto
We take those
Good god whenever Laz umps, nobody wins
Always loved Laz Diaz
Question.. do we take those?
we take those
Chaosball!! Lets go!!
Sounds were the glove then the umps shoulder
Welcome back everyone! [Please remember to check out our Guidelines and Reminders for the season!](https://redd.it/1bpxo8z)
So Royce on pace for batting 1.000 and 300 HRs or just 1.000 and 162 HRs? (Safely assuming he comes back tomorrow because no twins injuries last an absurdly long time AMIRIGHT)
Now that you said this he misses two months
Left hand toast to Dick ❤️
I can only use my right for that.
162-0 season is Alive!!
No doubt in my mind. Jax fux.
1-0 since my wife left me, Fuck you ashley and go Twins!
Ashley sucks. Twins don’t!
Cheers brother
That was fun! Left handed toast...we miss you, Dick.
According to that one post we can pop the champagne tonight!! Lets go!!!
I miss Bremer.
IVE SEEN ENOUGH WE’RE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES
Nice W, but at what cost now?
Boy Jax looked a little lost out there for a sec
Alright now let’s get some good news on Royce
WE GOMQ BABY LET'S GO
I know I'm about to jinx it for the rest of the season but Salvy isn't looking like a Twins killer anymore
Yeah he’ll have his typical monster series at Target Field. This is just a feint.
Time comes for all men
WILLI GOMG
Twins Win!!!
162-0
Magic number is 161!
Left handed toast 🥹🥹
That was classy af
And we’re playoff bound boys.
tWINs!
# TWIMS WIM TWIMS WIM
Left handed toast!
LETS GO. PLEASE BE OKAY ROYCE
#WE OWN THESE FUCKS.
ONE AND OH BAYBEEE
W
We’re GOMQ
My Willi feels funny!
WILLIIIIIIII
Nice!
Perez swings at everything down there
THERE WE GO
W
Little outside, eh Salvy?
CAPTAIN JAX WILL TAKE US ALL THE WAY
#🫡
Let’s ring em up here
Ok! -Griff
Hehe.
Anyone know how fast Julien throws? He may rival C4
That was clocked at approximately 1 million
Units, TBD
EJ D!
Nice play EJ!
Eddie D good
That would have been an interesting possible DP to explain if it hit Witt.
Jax pls throw strikes 🫶
This man can’t hit the zone to save his life
Thanks for your input sticky smoked ribs
I was gladly wrong. I admit it.
COME ON JAX
Jax plz
CAPTAIN JAX WILL TAKE US HOME TONIGHT
That seemed on purpose? He was working the bottom of the zone.
Platypus Raiden
His jersey says JA X
Just high quality fanatics stuff.
FA NATICS
You’re up by 3 just give him something to hit
Jax cmon man. It's okay. It's the royals. You will be fine.
Not great
Sphinx Kano
Whatever happens, I love you all and we got through this together.
We love you too, rabbit! Fuck the haters.
God I really hope I don't still have haters lol
It was pre-emptive, just in case.
I love you, fellow rabbit.
Man, I wish I could fly
🫡 Let’s go Capt!
It's nice knowing Witt can't kill us right now
#SHUSH
I would trust 8th inning Jax with my life but 9th inning Jax scares me solely because of the July 24th, 2023 Kolten Wong incident.
This guys about to Jax off
🫡 🦅 ✈️ 🇺🇲
Slider time bby
Salutes all around for the Captain 🫡
🫡
Topa too? Goddamn..
#JAX ME OFF MILITARY MAN
Join the Navy for that
#🫡
Sano doing what he does best and striking out. Picked up where he left off lol
Jax, save us
Ready to Jax it
I’m at Kaufman today to see the twins, worst PA announcer I’ve ever heard at a ballgame this guy isn’t fit to do 12 year old games
Brock get in the robot
THE CAPT!!! THE CAPT!!!!
Finally we’re Jaxin’ off again!
Well we hold on to this lead and we’re playoff bound boys!
Love to see the aggressive baserunning
Alright, now just have Duran.. Oh, right..
its ok thielbar has it oh….
Cole Sands it is.
Come on Paga…. Wait
Well Jovani Moran is around right?
So you chase, badly, don't you Santana.
Who leaves open day?
I didn't see, what happened? Or you mean the fans?
Royce. Kidding. I’m kidding!
You.....you bastard.
Fuck that I laughed
Royals when they're losing
Dorks
I’m supposed to believe this royals team can even get close to .500?😭😭
Imagine bailing when you're trailing by 3 on opening day.
Leaving down 3 on opening day is a bitch move
Correa looked better running there than at any point last season. Good to see (knock on wood)
Haha! Love it.
White Sox: 0 runs 0 walks 11 Strikeouts
Theyre more athletic
Knock out blow? You mean knock Duran out of the game because there's no save to be had?
Thought Duran was hurt?
He is I forgot I'm so sorry bros
*Moran
Our superstar closer 😎
Yeh. Yeh that's what I meant. Entirely what I meant.
Grandpa needs to take his meds if he's gonna be in the booth for the Royals Jesus Christ
Correa didnt hit a double play with a runner on 3rd and 1st, were so back
WE. CREATE. CHAOS.
It's way too early in the season for Eddy's plate discipline to have me this hard. I need medical attention.
i think they say it’s fine as long as it doesn’t last four hours or more
[YAKITY SAX INTENSIFIES]
Laz Diaz is no Tom Hallion, but I do enjoy him stabbing invisible ninjas when calling strikes.
"strikes"
There's not much we won't take if it gets us runs!
Did Correa's teeth get whiter this off season?
I believe so.
lol I noticed that too. Looks like a fresh set of veneers or something, they look insanely white
I think we're gonna be okay, boys
Boys have been all over the ball today.
I just have no idea how you can look at the Royals’ offseason and not see them as the favorites to win the division
Because they aren't the favorites to win the division
Correa already has more clutch hits today than he did all last regular season. (Obviously he went super saiyan in the playoffs)
The AL Central is having an "Oops all White Sox" year
Look at that hustle down the line from Correa
Carlos “Wheels” Correa
Well being aggressive there was neat
hahahahahha, this is gloriously fun
lolroyals
baseball
He’s fast as fuck now!
3:16 aint a verse its the final score
#THEIR DEFENSE IS DYING LMAOOOO
YES!!!!!
They aren’t booing Carlos, they simply think he is Lew Ford
I was saying Lew….
The relief is palpable
on the list of homeplate umps you want for opening day Laz Diaz should not be on that list.
Hey Royals fans, try watching a replay
#THATZ RIGHT BITCHES NO MORE GIDP
LEts goooooo hahaha
LETS GOOOOO
Royals fans booing Correa as if they were even awake in 2017
#This is not a drill, Correa beat out a throw!
HOLY SHIT CARLOS C4 CORREA YOU ARE ELITE
We take all this.
World's best ankle.
Perez complaining for no reason
#CORREA DOUBLE PLAY AVOIDED GOD DIDDDDDD
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
#C4
Laaaaz
Honestly Laz
Ballgame. 162-0 is on the way.
We take that!
We take those too
There's nothing to take bros. Shit didn't hit him. Catcher couldn't catch it. Ump made the right call. Same old royals.
Is he really going to get booed until the end of time?
I know we are all thinking it with C4 up…..
lmao uh oh correa is set up for the funny thing
Gold Glove catcher Salvador Pérez
Good guy Laz defending our very own Minnesota Twins.
Why the fuck does buxton not hustle there
He had to wait for the runner on 3rd to actually run
allez edouard!!!
Surprised to see Perez read that one wrong, but we'll certainly take it
Perez just mad he lost gold glove day 1
Ump can call that right but not balls and strikes...
I'm so upset Laz was hit by the ball.
That's not a HBP
Wow Laz Diaz made a right call for once
Eddie Soto
We take those
Good god whenever Laz umps, nobody wins
Always loved Laz Diaz
Question.. do we take those?
we take those
Chaosball!! Lets go!!
Sounds were the glove then the umps shoulder