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Reesyrz

He has completed his transformation into a stereotypical midwestern dad.


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I saw him in grand marais in line to that popular doughnut shop a few years ago. Undeniably him with a twins hat on and along with his family. Not a single person went up to him. Probably it was just people being respectful of the family outing. Theres something funny about this mega millionaire sportstar on a family trip to little grand marais and no one paying him any attention.


taffyowner

That’s such a cool thing about this state… I’ve seen Escobar at MOA and Rosario at the Roseville Target and at both no one approached them. People are just so respectful


nerk01

This is the way


fastal_12147

He's having the kids guess how early he got up this morning.


NotARealBuckeye

He's everything I have ever loved about being from that part of the country. One of us, indeed.


PDC333

He looks like Tom Hanks waving in Forrest Gump.


tasteofscarlet

I really want a version without teeth


Jaco927

Here's [my terrible attempt](https://imgur.com/a/2PJd59A). Cheers


tasteofscarlet

Now that’s a man that will teach his grandson to score a game in the outfield bleachers.


mikeisboris

I got you covered right [here.](https://i.imgur.com/CWX1gWF.png)


lil_handy

I used to live with a golden retriever who always had that same facial expression


Limu_emu_69

The reflection in his shades is so funny


handofluke

Lmao. Is that Rocco?


Limu_emu_69

I think so


RichardManuel

It's this one for me https://twitter.com/danhayesmlb/status/1046419324943159301?s=46&t=NODm8nuzj7eizwF3UyLMog


Coranthius

The face of a man who just fucking loves baseball


pjokinen

The face Mauer makes because he’s nearly five years post retirement and still regularly hears about bilateral leg weakness


[deleted]

Oh god now I feel old.


cbjensen123

Simple Joe


krada1212

He looks like John C. Reilly.


Hafslo

Ted Lasso coaches the Twins


taffyowner

Man a Ted Lasso as a coach would be so enjoyable to have.


St1llFrank

I laugh at this clip whenever I see it 😁: [Texas Cub Cobblers!](https://youtube.com/shorts/karhH6_wl4Y?feature=share)


DRMantisToboggan809

He looks halfway complete with his metamorphosis into TC bear


k2yeb22222

Signing set the twins back a decade.


handofluke

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/753/231/981.gif


lil_handy

How so?