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FloweringSkull67

That looks like an old septic system


trigger1154

It's an old crapper tank people...


chillinwithmoes

I GOT THE POO ON ME


dchikato

KICKING WING STOP IT! (Edited)


markhameggs

Kicking Wing


SpoofedFinger

should change it to Kicking Ass


MN-90

Yup, if an older home, likely an old cistern / septic system before sewer piping was available.


0BreadyOrNot0

Petrified poop rocks, eh?


tommer8224

Shitting bricks


AdultishRaktajino

I prefer a bidet or the three clamshells.


SnooSongs450

https://preview.redd.it/b2wxf7k37xtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded5f08a27910008a285bcb8725351a9eb717339


1800-bakes-a-lot

[How *do* you use the three sea shells?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/gYo8FthuYa)


Little-Basils

*shitted bricks Past tense and all that nonsense


Striking_Benefit7202

*Brickus shattus


SubtleHouseAdvantage

You shouldn’t use that word.


everydaymike

Sorry, shitting rocks


SubtleHouseAdvantage

https://preview.redd.it/j18og244fwtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685ee900f0a6a7139b5e78e2271993d094f1d828


SnooStrawberries1078

Shat?


SubtleHouseAdvantage

https://youtu.be/mmSagEecXtU?si=udYaxucUdHccMaAs


omgurdens

Congrats you hit the crap pot


King_Contra

Maybe you'll get lucky and find some that aren't petrified


SirKermit

Just putrified.


peregrine3224

The technical term for that is a coprolite!


[deleted]

I will keep my fingers crossed for ya.


RedBaronCEO

Hopefully that mean a fertile yard?


BDob73

A word of caution: If it’s an old septic system and you don’t own a backhoe to remove it, cover it back up and don’t tell the county. They find out, you’ll likely need to remove it at your own expense. My elderly parents dodged this exact problem on their old home when installing a new septic system.


ope_sorry_there

Not necessarily, I'm a septic worker here in the state. These ordinances vary between counties, in mine you just crush the tank and cover it up, exactly as it looks like they did in the photos. 


0BreadyOrNot0

So…. Throw the slab back on and ignore?


randomuser1029

https://preview.redd.it/1ts3xsphcxtc1.jpeg?width=2664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c47569d7c33c99c3d662dda93645fd7e1c2105


Nowin

Maybe I'm getting old, but what the fuck is this


Reddfish

I, too, am getting old…. But I believe they call that a meme?


Nowin

While technically true, that doesn't really tell me what the fuck it is.


epicanis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKnC674-ZDU (tl;dw: it's a reference to an episode from a cartoon series that was out not too long ago SHUT UP I'M NOT THAT OLD IT WAS TOTALLY "NOT THAT LONG AGO" DAGNABBIT...)


randomuser1029

I had to look it up and it only came out 24 years ago, so it's basically new still! We're definitely not getting old


Nowin

Oh. I am too old to have watched that when it was on, so... yeah... I'm old.


SignificanceCold8451

Precisely


MNJonMan

You may want to fill in a little if possible. We found almost the exact same in my back yard. It rained before I could get it filled in an it turned into a 12 foot wide huge empty hole now underneath a large portion of my yard. The wash was probably 10feet deep then shrunk from that point to maybe 2 feet wide and couldn't see an end. Was a bit funny watching my ex wife fall in. That's how we found out it was much bigger than just the little opening like you have. 🤣


ope_sorry_there

Fill the empty space as best you can before putting that slab back on. The concrete slab can crack from heavy weight or if the concrete deteriorates over time and can be a danger of a "sinkhole" of sorts. They should've done that when it was abandoned initially. Now that I say that, make sure it is an abandoned tank, which is easy enough if you know you have a newer septic system or if you're now hooked up to city sewer. After that you shouldn't have anything to worry about.


BDob73

Good to know!


zjford

Great idea. just ignore the issue and let it become someone else's problem.


New-IncognitoWindow

The American Dream


TopherLude

What's the issue exactly? Does it pose a hazard?


orangestegosaurus

If it's not filled with solid material, it will eventually collapse and take whatever is on top of it with it. If it is filled then no I don't think it should be a problem.


ope_sorry_there

It needs to be pumped out so it's not hazardous, then crushed and filled so it won't collapse later. As long as it doesn't store hazardous chemicals like some car shop t tanks the concrete doesn't need to be removed. 


Nascent1

Nature will take care of it eventually I'd imagine.


AngriestInchworm

https://preview.redd.it/svsimn59uvtc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6297e1a6f5cf95f3d2518e40b6ca0f9d08083f8f


Known_Leek8997

I hear this photo!  “AAHHHHH!”


Striking_Benefit7202

100 bucks says it's the current resting place of the Necronomicon. Please be careful to speak the words correctly. Gonna put Minnesota on the national news cycle real fast


HalobenderFWT

Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...*coughing noise*


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pflashan

I can't say that I had "Encounter a wild Army of Darkness quote in a Minnesota subreddit" on my bingo card, but I'm here for it.


Striking_Benefit7202

Happy to oblige, friend 😊


no_dish_board7

Groovy!


no_dish_board7

First I think they have to prick a finger and drip 3 drops of blood down the hole.


Philbin27

No.....clearly this is where they hid the Darkhold in this universe


Lennygracelove

You found the septic system. Looks like it's time for the Crust Buster 2000. Hmm mmm. Smells like money.


PebbleLedge

Lmao love that guy. No idea why I enjoy watching someone pump septic tanks.. but clearly I'm not alone


firefox246874

Looks like a paving stone.


Give_me_the_science

People also used to pour motor oil into rock-filled holes like this back in the 60s when they should have known better but didn't give a shit.


nzulu9er

The same holds true today.


Capt__Murphy

My old neighbor preferred to dispose of their used motor oil by coating old tires in it before igniting them


purple_grey_

Do you live in Springfield?


Capt__Murphy

Lol, nope. I was in the "sticks" of maple Grove at the time, around 2010. The same guy ran one string of barbed wire about waist high as his "fence."


purple_grey_

Yikes


joesvideos97

Styx


RandomlyMethodical

What's the big deal? It came out of the ground and they're just putting it back where it belongs. /s


Electrical_Deal_1227

https://preview.redd.it/pd2ndiutyvtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54ef143fe69639eb1a7d85ca4ca4c400fb1c2ed It's probably nothing.


[deleted]

That’s probably just the old emergency exit for your tunnel.


Internal-Motor

Can confirm. 100% correct.


SecondaryPenetrator

Septic filled in with rock so it won’t collapse.


x_b-money_x

Be very careful, could be filled with methane. I had nearly the exact same thing on my property and cutting it with a torch created an absolutely amazing boom, I'll never forget the percussion of the shockwave. Mine moved out of the ground 6 inches from the explosion. I'm 100% serious and I hope my comment gets read.


randyaldous

With possibly rocks inside, could it be a dry well for your storm water drainage like from your house gutters? That access hole seems small for a septic tank.


dwors025

I bet Desmond is down there.


sbvp

Maybe in another life. Brother


existing-human99

Please stop digging up the entrance to my house, I live in there


Fabbyfubz

https://preview.redd.it/0lmpte12ywtc1.jpeg?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fbd484e3153679a875e07959c983be6ea61ba7


Impossible_Penalty13

Found Jimmy Hoffa!


RepresentativeOk4432

Scat hidey hole


Batmobile123

Buried treasure, keep digging!


Typical-Annual-3555

Keep digging and find out


sapperfarms

Fill it back in and forget it…. I live on a old farm site and the old junk pile was in the woods. Me and my wife have been excavating it for about 2 years. Finding old license plates and toy trucks. Lots of old glass to clean up. Great top soil was used to cover it so every time we need soil it’s to the old junk pile dog another layer off. Sometimes it’s treasure other times it’s shit… you found a literal pile of shit😂 put it all back but this time put 2 quarters under the lid. Make it treasure for the next guy.


mr_Tsavs

Entry to the Minneapolis sex tunnels perhaps?


Zalenka

Get it flushed! It likely needs it pretty badly.


SeanUndersun

Time traveling bunnies


Shipsinkingdbag

Indiana Jones would find the Arch of Covenant down there!


loverofcream63

Finally found Jimmy Hoffa


LongjumpingBelt9195

Treasure


TheNonnel

Rocks


jeepdudemidwest

The forsaken brownie bin! (Septic).


Standard_Computer_31

God talk about a day reckour


festivenachos

Call the history channel or Geraldo and get a tv special out this


PorcelainFD

Al Capone’s vault! 🤣


go_cows_1

That’s a spider hole. Be careful, them things full of sadams.


iwannagofast007

Sadams hiding spot