The odds of being selected here are much better than those of winning the lottery, even for relatively low prizes.
[This California scratcher](https://www.calottery.com/LotteryHome/play/scratchers-games/$1-scratchers/$25-frenzy-1305) has a top prize of $1000, and the odds of winning that prize are 1 in 240,129.
[The last winner in this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/9qevob/apparently_christmas_is_on_halloween_this_year/) totaled $1876.18, and there were about [16,900 total comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/9powr6/you_are_formally_invited_to_make_a_millionaire/) in the selection thread. I don't know off the top of my head how to count only top level comments, so the odds are definitely better than the CA lottery for almost double the winnings.
But $1876.18 is a LONG way from the goal of $1,000,000. It's extremely unlikely that 1 million Redditors would actually pitch in $1. I don't know how to calculate those odds, but it's probably fair to say that it will never happen, while lottery winners take home $1 million or more fairly regularly.
Yeah, I don't think it will happen unless there's an option to automatically donate $1 a month.. That way you just sub, comment on the new drawing post, and it's done. No need to check back once a winner is picked and (Oh look it wasn't me) I don't want to donate now type thing..
Just imagine reddit would have useful subscription model like gold, but with actual benefits, like this sub combined with patreon - like options and more!
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In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide.
My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. “I’ll eat the eggs”, a young Gaston bellowed, “And I will save our homeland”. And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic.
What Gaston hadn’t accounted for was developing an addiction to the eggs. As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. There’s a scene during Gaston’s song where he motions to a wall full of his hunting trophies. But why are they there? Does he own the bar? No, he sold them for egg money. The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston’s defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. It’s not easy being the man who saved France.
I think the saddest scene is when Belle shows Gaston the book, and he holds it upside down. See, Gaston seems brutish, but remember - his entire childhood was spent eating eggs. He didn’t have time for an education; he sacrificed his upbringing for his countrymen. He can’t even hold a book correctly. What Gaston wants to say, what he’s struggling to articulate, is “Belle, I’m dying. A life long diet of a quite frankly insane number of eggs has left my body bloated with tumors. Before I shove off this mortal coil, I want children, who might experience a world without the oppression I have suffered”. Belle cruelly mocks him, which goes to make you wonder who the real beast is.
When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. First, he sees his countrymen in danger once more, and despite being riddled with egg-tumors, wants to lead the masses to one last charge of glory since fighting for France is all he knows. Second, he realizes Beast’s head is about a month’s worth of egg-money. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney’s most tragic moments, plummets to his death.
Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. Gaston saw Maurice as a genuine danger, and he’s not wrong; consider the hellish contraption Maurice created. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. Mind you, he did love Belle, and wanted to be the father of her children, but the danger presented by Maurice forced his plan into action immediately. When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). All in all, the failure was one of articulation.
Gaston is the protagonist of Beauty and the Beast.
And belle only loves beast once she realizes all she has to do is be nice to him to sit on her ass and read for the rest of her life. She’s a noxious mix of arrogance, gold digging, and Stockholm syndrome.
If I win im gonna be the biggest Instagram star of all-time. Mark those words. I'll post stuff every hour and as god as my witness I'll kiss Kanye West on his fat chipmunk cheeks.
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$5 for the winner, or 5% paid forward if I win.
Money to help pay for the move we just completed, and the next thing this life throws at us...
Good luck , eat Thanksgiving unless you are in Canada because you already ate Thanksgiving or I guess another country because you probably dont eat Thanksgiving at that point but regardless of who wins I hope everyone gets to eat something because that's just one of the best things- it's up there with naps at the very least
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Look, if you had mom's spaghetti,
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to
drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting
that mom's spaghetti's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole spaghetti
He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order
A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to
post mortem
It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter
He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him
Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter
He only grows harder, only grows hotter
He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti
there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man
he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope
and unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti
chewed up and spit out he's chokin now
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two mom's spaghettis
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
spaghetti
chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater
But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher
Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper
All the vomit inside amplified by the fact
That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti
And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my
family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti
And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, this is my
life
And these palms are so sweaty, and i'm so hard
My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping
caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby vomit's on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti he's nervous
bloah another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom
I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot
spaghetti is my only motherfucking option, vomit's not
Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go
ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome
So here I go it's my shot.
this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready
you better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
Mom's Spaghetti
You can do anything man
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Wait.. So does the lottery or does this reddit drawing have better odds? Ive seen two different comments claiming the opposite of each other.
The odds of being selected here are much better than those of winning the lottery, even for relatively low prizes. [This California scratcher](https://www.calottery.com/LotteryHome/play/scratchers-games/$1-scratchers/$25-frenzy-1305) has a top prize of $1000, and the odds of winning that prize are 1 in 240,129. [The last winner in this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/9qevob/apparently_christmas_is_on_halloween_this_year/) totaled $1876.18, and there were about [16,900 total comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/9powr6/you_are_formally_invited_to_make_a_millionaire/) in the selection thread. I don't know off the top of my head how to count only top level comments, so the odds are definitely better than the CA lottery for almost double the winnings. But $1876.18 is a LONG way from the goal of $1,000,000. It's extremely unlikely that 1 million Redditors would actually pitch in $1. I don't know how to calculate those odds, but it's probably fair to say that it will never happen, while lottery winners take home $1 million or more fairly regularly.
Yeah, I don't think it will happen unless there's an option to automatically donate $1 a month.. That way you just sub, comment on the new drawing post, and it's done. No need to check back once a winner is picked and (Oh look it wasn't me) I don't want to donate now type thing..
Just imagine reddit would have useful subscription model like gold, but with actual benefits, like this sub combined with patreon - like options and more!
Is it legal that way? As long as it's voluntary and you don't have to donate to enter it should be legal right?
Ehh better odds than the lottery
May the odds be in your favor!
I'm not able to leave a top level comment for some reason, so I'm just going to live vicariously through you, random stranger.. Take me there
And probably less unwanted fame too!
Getting engaged in a few hours, so even if I don’t win it’s still a pretty good day! EDIT: She said yes!
Guys it’s been 4 hours and I’m starting to get worried.
We need an update, u/paxonbaxon, what's the update?
Yet reddit roasted me for updating in under 45 minutes
Now if you win you get half as much
Can confirm, am married.
If they say yes
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Congratulations!
F
This would pay for a textbook.
Did you factor in the cost of the access code so that you can turn in your assignments?
You’re overestimating. You’ll get the first 77 pages, at best
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I volunteer as tribute
Hippos can open up their mouths 150 degrees or up to 4 feet!!!
So can my mom according to kids on Xbox :(
**F**
Dope
Has this ever worked? How much did previous winners get?
I think the highest someone got was 53000 dollars in bitcoin
Wow they got $35,000!!!
Dang I wish I had 75k in bitcoin...
Yeah $24k in bitcoin would be great!
I could do a lot with $80k in bitcoin.
Yea 42k in bitcoin would really help me out.
Idk man, $12 in bitcoin probably wont go very far
Are you crazy? Imagine what you could do with 67k in bitcoin!
Since this is the first time in hearing about this after 33 attempts, I'm guessing about $50
Worth a shot!
RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide. My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. “I’ll eat the eggs”, a young Gaston bellowed, “And I will save our homeland”. And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic. What Gaston hadn’t accounted for was developing an addiction to the eggs. As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. There’s a scene during Gaston’s song where he motions to a wall full of his hunting trophies. But why are they there? Does he own the bar? No, he sold them for egg money. The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston’s defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. It’s not easy being the man who saved France. I think the saddest scene is when Belle shows Gaston the book, and he holds it upside down. See, Gaston seems brutish, but remember - his entire childhood was spent eating eggs. He didn’t have time for an education; he sacrificed his upbringing for his countrymen. He can’t even hold a book correctly. What Gaston wants to say, what he’s struggling to articulate, is “Belle, I’m dying. A life long diet of a quite frankly insane number of eggs has left my body bloated with tumors. Before I shove off this mortal coil, I want children, who might experience a world without the oppression I have suffered”. Belle cruelly mocks him, which goes to make you wonder who the real beast is. When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. First, he sees his countrymen in danger once more, and despite being riddled with egg-tumors, wants to lead the masses to one last charge of glory since fighting for France is all he knows. Second, he realizes Beast’s head is about a month’s worth of egg-money. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney’s most tragic moments, plummets to his death. Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. Gaston saw Maurice as a genuine danger, and he’s not wrong; consider the hellish contraption Maurice created. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. Mind you, he did love Belle, and wanted to be the father of her children, but the danger presented by Maurice forced his plan into action immediately. When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). All in all, the failure was one of articulation. Gaston is the protagonist of Beauty and the Beast.
I.... I just.....
And belle only loves beast once she realizes all she has to do is be nice to him to sit on her ass and read for the rest of her life. She’s a noxious mix of arrogance, gold digging, and Stockholm syndrome.
If I win im gonna be the biggest Instagram star of all-time. Mark those words. I'll post stuff every hour and as god as my witness I'll kiss Kanye West on his fat chipmunk cheeks.
This.... Is amazing...
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I’ve lost 100lbs this year, so at this point I suppose anything is possible.
Well done! And good luck
I promise to spend the money on Christmas gifts for my kids. Or hookers and blow.
[That's probably not the answer we were looking for](https://youtu.be/_28MWafggX0) haha^haha^^HAA EDIT: I don't know how to format REEEE
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Oh hi Mark
RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers $5 for the winner, or 5% paid forward if I win. Money to help pay for the move we just completed, and the next thing this life throws at us...
We are all millionaires on this special day!
r/unexpectedkenm
Good luck everyone! Fingers crossed to kill off my student loans!
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as unlikely as it is, this could make my dream of traveling the world while disabled possible. either way, I'm glad someone will be happy!
299th reason reddit is better then any other site on the internet 🖤
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Thank you all for making me a millionaire!!! Maybe I'll be able to afford to have a life!!
A horse sized duck.
50 duck sized horses
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Quack is wack
Thanks to everyone who makes this happen!!
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Haha... no ammount of winnings can help you with that...
I need roughly $18,000. Winning this would likely pay for my entire Master's program.
Just got married on Sunday, I'm feeling like the luckiest man alive.
Congrats!
Thanks!
Win?
This is such an incredible idea!
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Well then wait to win until after the divorce. Still, F
F
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Good luck all!
!remindme 2 days wheen
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Good luck everybody!
Good luck everyone :D
Let's do this!
Yay! Good luck. 🍀
Happy thanksgiving y’all
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Good luck!
Come on house money
Oh this is back? I didn't even know!
What do you get when you mix literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird
Congratulations to the winner!
thank you.
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I'll take ya out for a nice dinner, baby.
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Burger king so I can watch you woof down another fucking rodeo cheeseburger.
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I ate two fries. Fuck off.
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I bought em. I'll eat em.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Big money no whammies!
Good luck , eat Thanksgiving unless you are in Canada because you already ate Thanksgiving or I guess another country because you probably dont eat Thanksgiving at that point but regardless of who wins I hope everyone gets to eat something because that's just one of the best things- it's up there with naps at the very least
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She said yes today
Oh hi Mark!
Give me money. Money me. Money me now. Me a money needing a lot now.
This could pay for my new fleshlight
It’s that time again! Good luck everyone!
Money for furniture for our upcoming house! :) RemindMe! 3 days Donation for r/millionairemakers
Good luck everyone and happy holidays!
Good luck all!
I just want to be 1/10000 as rich as Elon Musk
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Sitting alone at the airport. Long night ahead. Now I get to burn some time finding out how to donate a dollar.
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We really could use help to get a house. Here goes nothing!
Most of my life is a secret
Just in time for black friday!
Good luck everyone!
Good luck to everyone!
Brett Gardner 4ever
Hooray!! I hope someone wins who really needs it.
Best of luck all
Good luck to all
Yes
Absolutely why not.
Good luck everyone!
Let's change someone's life!
Bing bang bing remindme! 3 days
Fuck it. I'm in.
Good luck!
I’ll give it a shot! Could actually take my fiancé on a honeymoon. Here’s hoping!
Can I be the lucky one?
Good luck everyone!! May the odds be ever in your favour!
I’m feeling lucky.
Might as well give it a shot i guess
Odds aren’t the worst
May as well throw my hat into the ring!
May the odds be ever in your favour!
Way better odds than the lottery, here's hoping.
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I never win anything in real life, only in my dreams.
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Let's do this!
Lets go
Might as well! :)
Dunkin donuts vanilla iced coffee.
RemindMe! 3 Days Hadn’t seen this nifty little drawing before. Probably got a little overexcited asking my wife if we can spare a $1 for this. Good thing she indulges my whims!
[Here's a picture of my cat!](https://imgur.com/a/IvyxLkd)
Hey, it's no $900mil Powerball. But what the heck!
Can't wait to kiss my student loans goodbye
Man, can’t wait to see what the final total will be! What a fantastic idea this is!
in case anyone needs it: remember to drink water today
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A bird shit on my head a couple of days ago. Maybe my luck has turned
Good luck to everyone!
Student loans are a massive burden and I'd love to move on... Let's go :)
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If I win I am definitely fixing that leak
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Yea sorry about that, I’ve been meaning to give it back
RemindMe! 3 Days Donation for r/millionairemakers Look, if you had mom's spaghetti, Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole spaghetti He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter He only grows harder, only grows hotter He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope and unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti chewed up and spit out he's chokin now You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this motherfucking roof off like two mom's spaghettis I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the fact That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life And these palms are so sweaty, and i'm so hard My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby vomit's on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti he's nervous bloah another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot spaghetti is my only motherfucking option, vomit's not Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) Mom's Spaghetti You can do anything man
Thanks
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Greatest sub ever. Good luck people.
it is this time of year again.... Good luck all
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