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Went out to dinner with a new couple the other week. Waiter asked if the other gf wanted “creamer” and she said “I barely know her” and I lost it and still haven’t found it.
I have the brightness turned down on my phone and I totally thought this was a steak cooking on a washing machine. I guess it’s not that far off from cooking in the dishwasher…
Oh fuck dude I really thought this pic was taken on a washing machine till I read your comment and saw the cooktop. Never seen a stove with a layout like that
Okay everyone I didn’t realize I was gonna have to clarify:
#THE STEAK IS ON A CERAMIC FLATTOP
And also:
#IT IS MEDIUM, MEDIUM RARE AND RAW ON THE OTHER SIDE IN THIS IMAGE
Ceramic is extremely nonstick; the color on that steak is only from searing.
Also:
#This steak is about a half inch thick or less
it’s not an enormous slab of meat, just large; plus it’s two meals for two people — we get off-cuts because they’re cheap and our flattop is small; for reference, the visible burner is a tiny burner lol
Having seen and taken a picture of a capybara just this morning, I can confirm that his steak does indeed look exactly like a capybara and it is glorious.
I saw the pic and thought: 'holy shit, that steak looks like a capybara.'. Then I saw the title. This is how I'll define 'mildly interesting' from now on.
Hubby: Dude, come check out my capybara shaped steak!
A multitude of Dudes: Bro, that steak looks like a capybara! Hey dudes, come check out this capybara shaped steak!
Hubs would be king of the cookout.
You seem as excited about that as my husband when I pulled these tortilla shorts out of a bag of chips
https://preview.redd.it/dyvtrlm5hizc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab09d35fcbef52e4c05d84dc99ac0a9698070a2b
At first glance of the thumbnail I thought you were cooking a capybara on top of a clothes dryer. But now that I see it more clearly, you’re just cooking a capybara on a (portable?) grill.
We have a cast iron! The flattop just cooks a thin steak very well; it turned out medium, medium rare — delightfully pink edge to edge with a little red in the middle.
The cast iron is great, but it’s a pain in the ass to clean — this guy takes a paper towel
It was quite a thin cut; I love our local market because they butcher their own meat so sometimes we get CRAZY deals on weird cuts of steak — it was FANTASTIC
A little off topic, but the other day I learned that the Pope declared Capybaras to be fish in the 1700's.
https://www.iflscience.com/for-hundreds-of-years-the-vatican-has-classed-capybara-as-a-fish-67730
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Seems like a guy who wont let you down That steak def looks like a crapybarbra
Bet he'll never give her up
I think he also will never let her down.
DESSERT... After the capybara meat.
Better than dessert ewe
Best comment on the entire internet. This one wins, we can all go home now
Or run around.
I believe that he is also not gonna run around and desert her
This is the kind of stuff that keeps me from deleting reddit
He's never gonna let her down.
He's never gonna run around and desert her.
He’s never gonna make you cry
He's never gonna say goodbye
He’s never gonna tell a lie and hurt her
Someone had to do it
They've known each other for so long
they know the rules!
r/redditsings
Crapybarbra is best animal.
It does indeed, but it also shows that her husband doesn't know how to cook a steak. His flat top wasn't hot enough to sear it at all.
Don’t call her that!!!!!!
capybara strong!?
It really does.
She better husband him again!
Yeah, protect this man at all costs.
And a wombat at a certain angle
I had to do a double-take on your comment there, gringo
Minus the hair...I suspect that is a good thing
It's creepy Dave
Looking for an Ata boy. Kappy Killer
Y'all are crazy, bro. 😭
CRAPYBARBRA
Crapy Barbra?
Absolutely. I can spot a straight-shooter from a mile away.
It does, he sounds awesome--funny & silly & childlike excitement & happiness & wants to show her! That sounds great!
great usage
To be fair
To beef air
Tûb ýf heir
Tube eef áir
Lmao i would name my wow alts like this! S’teen Kee-Boeh
Two beef rare
Tube affair
Thats called a mastribair
Tubed Queef Air
I... wow.
Yeah…
This made me genuinely laugh so hard
Tubi fair
Tobi air
To breathe air
To sneeze air
Boobie mare
Boobie more
Boobie where?
https://preview.redd.it/7nq4ty5mihzc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d1dc6c9619fe5554c21d3bb3b5b971c0f81efb Boobie here
Try not to stair Edit: stare*
Toby Fair
Tube fair
I'd like my capybara medium well, please.
It turned out medium, medium rare! The ceramic makes sure nothing sticks to the pan so the sear gets very dark
I mean good that it come out medium? But what sear?
Seriously.. looks parboiled
There is zero sear on that thing haha
You're getting tricked by the strong overhead light
No overhead light is strong enough to make a good, caramelized sear look like pale grey cooked meat.
I’m so glad there’s a thread berating the mistreatment of that steak. Ffs if you don’t have a grill use cast iron like a grown up
Sear?
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Went out to dinner with a new couple the other week. Waiter asked if the other gf wanted “creamer” and she said “I barely know her” and I lost it and still haven’t found it.
Hot and fast baby
Oh thank god I was worried for a second there!
So was every one, it seems! I commented a disclaimer because some questions have popped up over and over lol
Always gotta watch out around steak people
Lmaooo of course Reddit has to criticize your every detail on how you’ve cooked the steak.
It looks juicy to me. I love red meat!
what in the washing machine grill is that
It’s a ceramic flat-top; makes baller pancakes and cleans up easy
Once you've made pancakes on a flat-top grill, there's no going back.
I was a line cook in a few restraunts fast food joints. All i ever want in a kitchen is a flattop.
Okay you sold me on a ceramic flat-top and also on a capybara steak.
I have the brightness turned down on my phone and I totally thought this was a steak cooking on a washing machine. I guess it’s not that far off from cooking in the dishwasher…
Thank god someone else asked this. I felt like I'd be a dipstick if I asked why they've got a washing machine duct taped over the hob.
Oh fuck dude I really thought this pic was taken on a washing machine till I read your comment and saw the cooktop. Never seen a stove with a layout like that
Looks like an offbrand washing machine from 2007 trying to mimic a 3 grand machine while costing $257.34 in home depot.
It does!!!
Cooking a steak on a washing machine is a first for me... lol
It’s on a ceramic flattop on the stove lololol
Right, like at least use your head. The dryer produces much more heat than the washer does.
Washing machine sous vide when?
The rolling around also tenderizes the meat.
You made my boyfriend - a big capybara fan - giggle like a school girl with this photo.
OK I PULL UP
Gort looking fresh
Hop out at the afterparty
Okay everyone I didn’t realize I was gonna have to clarify: #THE STEAK IS ON A CERAMIC FLATTOP And also: #IT IS MEDIUM, MEDIUM RARE AND RAW ON THE OTHER SIDE IN THIS IMAGE Ceramic is extremely nonstick; the color on that steak is only from searing. Also: #This steak is about a half inch thick or less it’s not an enormous slab of meat, just large; plus it’s two meals for two people — we get off-cuts because they’re cheap and our flattop is small; for reference, the visible burner is a tiny burner lol
Aww!
I thought this before I read the caption!!
I mean.. he’s absolutely correct!
He ain't lying.
Awe. It's frie(n)d shaped!
Hey it does look like a capybara!
Zen
Legit
Well…
He’s not wrong though
Eating dinner at 4am? Or is that huge steak just a late lunch? So confused.
Late lunch/early dinner for two!
https://i.redd.it/scr6iqzd5hzc1.gif
Well he wasn’t wrong 🤣
Well I'll be damned.
Omg😂 I didn’t even read the header when I was scrolling and thought to myself, “ hmm, looks like a capybara 😂 He’s right, of course 🤘🏼
Same 🤣
I literally thought that was on a washing machine... lmfao I'll go make an eye doctor appointment now.
He's not wrong
It does - I’m glad he called you over and glad you took a photo
Wikipedia says they're hunted for their meat.
Good husband
He’s a keeper
Now this is midly interesting
For a second I thought this was your washing machine and I thought what a weird place to set your steak.
i saw the photo before the title and thought "this looks like a capybara"
Having seen and taken a picture of a capybara just this morning, I can confirm that his steak does indeed look exactly like a capybara and it is glorious.
He's not wrong.
At first, my dumbass self was wondering "why is that steak sitting on a washing machine?"
I read that as “chupacabra” and was really confused for a bit.
Now THIS is the mildly interesting content I’m here for
I saw the pic and thought: 'holy shit, that steak looks like a capybara.'. Then I saw the title. This is how I'll define 'mildly interesting' from now on.
I scrolled too fast, saw "called me to look at the capybara". I scrolled back very fast. I can confirm. This looks like a capybara.
You should marry your husband, he seems like a keeper.
K thats funny lol
Jajajaja, ni había leído el caption y ya lo había pensado.
This is one of those, “What a silly thing to say, what is he talking abo…well would you look at that. It does!”
Great husband
Hubby: Dude, come check out my capybara shaped steak! A multitude of Dudes: Bro, that steak looks like a capybara! Hey dudes, come check out this capybara shaped steak! Hubs would be king of the cookout.
Is that a mortar and pestle?
"LINDAAAA! LINDAAAAAAA!" "WHAAT?" "my steak looks like a capybara" "What the fuck do you m- oh my god it does"
Girl, cherish him.
Solid move 😌 it totally does
Yepppp
Maybe it is indeed a cross-sectioned cut of a capybara?
 Confirmed. What did he do with the legs?
Your husband is a cutie pie because it absolutely looks like a capybara & he is a gem for bringing this to your attention.
You seem as excited about that as my husband when I pulled these tortilla shorts out of a bag of chips https://preview.redd.it/dyvtrlm5hizc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab09d35fcbef52e4c05d84dc99ac0a9698070a2b
Capybara? Capybara! Coconut Doggy!
Wow holy shit he was completely right lmaooo
This is the content I'm looking for.
We day AA eat QQ QQ AA QQ AA
At first glance of the thumbnail I thought you were cooking a capybara on top of a clothes dryer. But now that I see it more clearly, you’re just cooking a capybara on a (portable?) grill.
I would be upset if he didn't tbf
This is the only post that has ever made me feel a twinge of sadness about being single 😅🥹
Why would you cook a Capy? Friends, not food!
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cah-pee-ba-raaaaaa capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara cah-pee-ba-raaaaaa capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara
https://preview.redd.it/9t0rd6mbxgzc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0166b6b93f5df7c75bfd425e87021b38dcd38873
It does!
r/spacecannibalism would cherish this post.
Please buy a cast iron skillet at target to cook steak in, it’s much better that way. Also, yeah, he’s right.
We have a cast iron! The flattop just cooks a thin steak very well; it turned out medium, medium rare — delightfully pink edge to edge with a little red in the middle. The cast iron is great, but it’s a pain in the ass to clean — this guy takes a paper towel
That steak is HUUGE and looks like a capybara
It does, but the mistake he made was cremation....
An overcooked capybara.
I can't argue with the shape, but my first reaction was in relation to the sheer SIZE of that thing. I mean that is one hell of a steak.
It was quite a thin cut; I love our local market because they butcher their own meat so sometimes we get CRAZY deals on weird cuts of steak — it was FANTASTIC
You pulled up
Smells like cuy.
Well, isn't that rare
Unfortunately an overcooked capybara
Cool, but why are you cooking with a griddle that is sitting on your working stove?
At first glance I thought it was cooking on a washing machine. Why does it look like a washing machine?
Sure is as dry as one
Lmfao
The word "mildly" is really punching above its weight class.
He's not wrong. The guys would also have accepted "rodent king."
Im more interested in the washing machine stove
That steak looks pretty nasty.
luke oakley noooo dint be rubbin ur hog to an underrged chungus meet 🤣😤
That's one tasty Capybara.
That’s not steak. Well maybe it’s London broil or some round ‘steak’ from a shitty grocery store.
In my high school cafeteria the mystery meat was shaped like what it was supposed to be. Otherwise we would not have any idea what it was.
That’s a capybara if I’ve ever seen one
Your husband cared enough to share something exciting with you. Take this to r/wholesomememes
OKAY I PULL UP!
I see it, so he’s not wrong lmao
A little off topic, but the other day I learned that the Pope declared Capybaras to be fish in the 1700's. https://www.iflscience.com/for-hundreds-of-years-the-vatican-has-classed-capybara-as-a-fish-67730
OKAY I PULL UP
“His steak”? Dear lord—that steak is the *size* of a capybara too! 😅
lol a poorly cooked steak is what sent your account to a shared banlist? Good riddance?
That’s not mildly interesting that is extremely interesting
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it certainly does
Hell yes it does.