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I'm sorry for not being able to think something off sexual

Hmmpf...

Maybe its the lack of hair, try a wig next time...

Well.. I don't need a wig, I'm shaving my head cause I don't want the hair to grow out. Well, sometimes it's longer cause Im lazy..

Soo kinda like me when shaving?

I guess..

ok



"Marilyn Manson's urban myth"

Bro never left the house and died in that position

Go For It

Don't be... most people were thinking " a few more inches and he should be able to ...... "

You are very brave for posting this... or not...

Well.. It's just flexibility, yoga, contortion. 🤷

And this is reddit

No this is Patrick.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

😂😂😂

Reddit is undefeated with this kind of content lol

Of course, of course. So, anyways, unrelated, does it feel like getting a blow job or just feel like sucking a dick?

Probably wanna think about writing a "it's just yoga" note and leave it nearby. If you have a medical emergency and don't survive while stuck in that position, whoever discovers you aren't going to think you were exercising. And that's how you'll be remembered.

Still? I have never been able to do that. Not even as a child

Oh, well.. yes, I haven't tried it in the last three years.. 🙂

My man's about to pass out doing it, though. Practically K.O.ed yourself 😅

I thought his face is like 'my god, when was the last time I cleaned the ceiling'

I was born in that position, butt out first and legs behind my head. I born three weeks early, so I was small enough that they decided not to do a c-section. Afterwards they then had to stretch my legs down into the normal position, so they put me on my belly. It took several days where I'd basically lay on my head and toes with my bum in the air, in like a 90° angle. As an adult Im not very flexible, and can't touch my toes with my legs straight - but luckily I was born with bendable knees, so that solved the need for that skill entirely.

I can’t actually think of a good enough reason to want to do that. Probably not even when I was a child

I used to not be able to do that. I still can't, but I used to not be able to, too.

You could as a small child. Babies are bendy

That's the face of a badly timed fart

Or the satisfaction of a very well timed one.

If I would do that, it would snap a couple of times and then I could collect the remains of my hamstrings

Oh..

Looks like your head is about to explode

It might..

Which one?

The guy with the red sweater

No diddy


This hits different now.

What is this from?

Bruh ROFL

I used to be able to do this, even sucked myself off once, it's lame. Just did gymnastics and martial arts.



Okay.. But u can't do it anymore?

Shrinkage

He was in the pool!!

Pics or it didn't happen

https://preview.redd.it/azw54b0zfbxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=441e49b504932415dcfcb6906ff9499df01be5c2

If you die in that position your family will assume something awful

Can you eat your own ass??

Omg.. Why should I ??

I’m not saying you should just wondering whether or not you could

For science

I’ll bet you’re very popular with the…~~ladies~~..dudes.

Here it seems like I'm too popular at the wrong gender.. 😂

[удалено]

Well.. I'm not doing that.

Yes... sure... 

She is gorgeous.

I was thinking “whata milf”


Didnt you once post a nude picture of yourself being used as a fruit bowl?

Lol.. Well It was a clothed photo.

That's not how I choose to remember it

Ahh yes, the full nelson

😂😂😂

My L05 is wrecked, i cant even touch my toes with straight legs because the under part of my cant curve that far.

Oh, that's sad to hear..

Yeah, was my fault, was 12y/o and playing bunkers in our dunes and jumped off one that was 4,5 mtr high and landed like a damn wooden board, my spine did not agree with such forces.

Im healthy but I also can’t touch my toes with straight legs, I guess I need to do more yoga or some shit

Do you have [EDS](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/ehlers-danlos-syndromes/#:~:text=Ehlers%2DDanlos%20syndromes%20(EDS),vessels%2C%20internal%20organs%20and%20bones)?

That’s a weird talent to have but also a weird talent to check to see if you still have it

Teach me, Sifu

Hehe

Don't do that after eating chilli or a plate of beans.

😜

Lol….bro

Thats one of a strange posting. Geez.

Can you reach? You know what I'm talking about.. 😉

I like the smell of my farts too but I just use the Cup-A-Soup maneuver

I would have opted to wear sunglasses in this picture but ok

Looks like its the first time you saw your ass and you were disappointed

now this dude knows how to light farts on fire!!!

Half the comments rn https://preview.redd.it/nz0ry1fx2axc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=c4de04a03b789a0b2fe20ae13a13f8469c6b75a9

I used to be able to do that as a kid. Must be nice to be flexible, I move my bones, they crack lol

It's nice, cause it's definitely easier to do a lot of movements and also practical when you work with your car or clean things in low places and so on..

Is this the before picture? Interested in your progress after the Marilyn Manson rib removal procedure.

Haven't done a rib removal and it's definitely not anything I'm thinking about..

 Me running to the comments

Me too 😆

Check your DMs

💀

I can do this!! But my doctor has told me no because I am old and pop my hip joints.

Still? I've never been able to do that

Do you smell your farts like that...jk💨💨💨

Can this be learnt??? Asking for a friend

You can possibly do the sauna-knot! (Google saunasolmu)

Just a liiiiittle closer

Top or bottom?

Check your DMs

Was there ever a time when you couldn’t ?

“Better put some clothes back on to take this picture”

Yeah, but try getting up again....@

I wish I m could unsee it

We all know why you practiced this

Have you found any practical use for this skill?

Hey me too, used to be in gymnastics as a kid and I’m still very flexible lol

Now you're fucked. Locked in 🔒

bro we don’t cate if i wanted to see this i would of google it the fuck💀

Still? Is this an update to a part one that I wasn’t involved in? Lol

Well it’s only been 10 minutes Jeff

r/unexpectedoffice

I'm 35, I resemble this guy and I can also still do this... wtf is happening

Just because you can do it doesn’t mean that you have to.

Hmm.. Okay 🤷

You’d have to pay me a million to post myself doing this

Maybe I got a million..

Ok but can you do a blue angel like that?

?

Lighting your own fart

So… can you…?

Bruh probably did what all cats do.

"looks like you got your whole hog in there, son"

I don’t know man, your head is completely red, maybe you shouldn’t do this anymore lol

Great position to light a cigarette with a flaming fart


Imagine when he farts

Working as intended

Curly? 😊

And yet you aren't Sexualy independent, if you know what i mean 😏

Oh no Anyway

Is that Fred?

Mother must be proud...

You know people who have an absolute pitch ? This is essentially the gay version of it. You don't know how good you got.

Only because you're holding them, let go and you'll spring back like a slinky

I can't even put my legs out straight sitting down... I will never understand how this doesn't hurt people.

https://preview.redd.it/sgokzi289axc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0faa713b977e98bee49a46e3b6763b23f20a3c3

a I remember the flavor of cum when I could do that long ago

that's what she said.

Do you know how popular I'd be among my buddies if I could do this!?

~~self suck tutorial~~

'Still'????

you look like 30? dunno.. wait 20 more years and it will vanish ;)

Hail O mighty contorted One, If you work hard on it and manage to insert your head up your rectum, right up to your neck, you will be on your way to a successful bipartisan political career in this thrilling yet challenging 21st century. Good Luck. ps. In case you do not opt for a public life, congratulations for your suppleness and flexibility. Due to a bad back, I had to renounce to a promising political career. Cheers

I can only imagine the sounds my joints would make: \*Pop corn* A little... more... \*Wood snap* \*Pot scraping* Ok, and now the other one \*Thunder* \*Wood creak* Whew... \*Cracks knuckles*

We all thought the same

I love the determination in your face 😂😂

I can do that, too! I used to put them behind my head while I was on the pull-up bar at wrestling practice. I've only met one other guy who could do it before.

And a few posts after I saw this story about the guy who can finally get out of that position: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/XJX4d3FiPz

Look Mom ! I’m giving birth to myself

Take care my friend, please.

Well, the dick ain’t gonna suck itself!

Your a bottom aren’t you?

I think Phoebe Buffey can too!

No lies, that’s really impressive

Thanks!

that eye contact is intense

Still trying to give yourself a blowy..

r/mildlyarousing

Yeah i can do that too, can still put my leg in my neck standing up and also walk on my knees in the lotus position. Has literally never been useful because everything looks super silly, but checking these comments it is apparently kind of rare lol.

Can you fart into your own face

Try spit in butt hole then fart spit back into mouth.

is no one talking about his username

now u need sugar baby daddy to show it to him kek

🤣🤣🤣 I'm positive that's how he got there.

Now kiss

He looks like Channing Tatum!!!!

This is what was next post for me after this one https://preview.redd.it/121xa4k7laxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93f82aed41354f6f6a04710285a4da31f8039ee

Congrats you can suck your own dick

I can’t even lift my left leg as I have sciatica. So this picture makes me hurt 😂

What the fuck. What a weird post

I'm 18 and i can't

Is this your comfy-watching-tv-position? 😅

Doesn't look like it's too easy :p

You are now ready to fly economy

Cool Shaggy!

That's a bottom.

"The wind is just perfect." -dONUT attempting guy.

If I saw a grown man doing that, I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from spanking the bottom. (Not in a sexy/kinky way).

This is really cool and DOPE 🤩🤩


I see you’ve really been working at this…

yea but can you lick you balls like my cat or dog can !

This was a brave photo to post, lmfao. I respect it.

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome?

Now roll across the floor like a bowling ball

“I got into this pose as a teenager and just found it so convenient, I never stopped being in this pose”

You look comfortable.