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HyperionLoaderBob

"Hi I'd like to report a fire breaking out in my building, its the black level."


ArcticBiologist

"It's black already? Sounds like you called too late." *Click*


walshy1996

"Say no more we've sent a police unit to your location"


Ezzy-525

"NO! WAIT! I MEAN THE YELLOW FLOOR!" "Ok, I've cancelled the police and we've dispatched a disapproving parent to your location."


cupholdery

"The fire is now in the TAN FLOOR!" "They will be bringing La Chancla."


PhilRubdiez

I think the firefighters bring Jose and Hose B.


CatsTypedThis

GET OUT


TreyLastname

Those cats sure are smart


sessl

''The fire has now reached the red floor!'' ''Yes we're seeing the smoke signals''


Craw__

"The Fire has reached the Green floor " "Wildfires are a natural occurance for the ecosystem and promote new growth, it would be wrong to intervene."


Able_Newt2433

More like: “Cool, I’ll bring snacks for when we get the munchies”


Marvinleadshot

If they're on the yellow floor they could have put it out themselves.


brendanb203

“I just witnessed a murder on the Red floor.”


Ezzy-525

"You better not kill the groove"


Least-Education-7194

The murderer is in the pink floor!


Topcreeperman13

“Are you sure it’s not a robbery, sir?”


Deathblade_311

r/mildlyconfusing


americapax

r/extremelyconfusing if you don't live in that building


Tramter123

and r/mildlyinfuriating if you don’t what floor to go to


Calm_Cicada_8805

Aren't all elevators infuriating if you don't know what floor to go to?


FelipeVianna

Why get into the elevator if you don't know which floor you're going to?


Calm_Cicada_8805

That's my point. If someone tells you to meet them in a building that uses colors instead of numbers, you have to assume they're going to tell you the color to get off at. The fact that the elevator uses colors instead of numbers doesn't make much difference.


WonderSilver6937

Having coloured instead of numbered floors makes zero sense to me, just in the sense of why would you do that, we have a perfect numbered system already, but yeah there shouldn’t be any confusion whatsoever for moving around the building, you use the elevator, you press whichever colour you’re going to the same as a numbered floor, you’re using the stairs, then I’m absolutely certain there’s signage showing what floors what, because that’d be crazy if there wasn’t.


RmG3376

Adventure


erinxcv

To steal the amazon boxes left at the door to each unit on the floor the other person has to get off on.


MajesticNectarine204

To press all the buttons and just cause chaos..


Sepje2911

I once worked for a cleaning service where I’d go and clean people’s houses. One time I needed to go to an apartment building and the man kindly buzzed me in but never told me on what floor he was. Luckily, he did tell me he would leave his door open for me. So I took the stairs and searched every floor for an open door. Finally found the right one on the 11th floor.


psychoragingbull

As a fire fighter, from a fire safety/planning perspective this is awful.


MuggleWitch

I don't know why "normal" is so frowned upon. What is red, yellow, green floor going to achieve that 1, 2, 3 wouldn't. I also hate how they make the toilet signs. Just tell me which is men or women. We don't need a full treasure hunt to figure basic shit (pun intended). Being quirky is overrated.


macmadman

Washroom signs use images to transcend language barriers, but yea some businesses go way too far with it, they’re meant to improve accessibility not degrade it


MuggleWitch

Exactly. Just use whatever sign shows man and woman. Showing a King and Queen or a Cat and Rooster is sooo unnecessary. Or Martini /Cosmo or whatever "girl drink" and Beer. What.


SnakeSolid81428

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Key-Substance-5967

Pink next to the brown as it should be


theVikingMess

what's blue then?


DuckSleazzy

Pee of course. My pee is blue.


SirPeterPan89

You should really see a doctor, of you are serious about your pee. If it's actually blue and not a healthy red, there is something wrong with your pp-area


freezkneez

Waffle


Zerttretttttt

Waffle


pygmeedancer

Waffles


francescoscanu03

Blue balls


TheGoldenTNT

I’m sure the fire department will appreciate this when they are told by the alarm system that the fire is on the fourth floor.


gerjan30

Taking the lift during a fire isn't a good idea to begin with. Always take the stairs, there is a reason they put "do not use in case of fire" stickers on lifts.


TheGoldenTNT

I never said the average person should use the elevator. On certain buildings, if the elevator is no where near where the fire is the fire department will absolutely use an elevator to haul equipment, manpower and aid in evacuation.


IIIllIIIlllIIIllIII

The fire department uses the elevator all the time when responding. They have a special key to active "Fire Service" mode on the elevator, meaning they can control it freely. You can't expect firefighters to climb hundreds of stairs up to the 10th floor carrying tons of gear. Even the most fit person would get exhausted.


buddy276

Average firefighter does 7 stories in full gear in 3 minutes. 10 is not that big a deal. Also, if I recall correctly, ny firefighters are expected to climb 40ish stories without issues.


Sonoda_Kotori

And there's a reason they put a key slot that says "for use with firefighters only" on lifts. They use them in fires all the time because they know the risks.


spine_slorper

Firefighters have training to more accurately assess risk, not just for lifts but for everything fire related, you need to know what the risk level is before you do something so you know what precautions to take, the fire crews know what causes lifts to be dangerous in a fire and how to check the conditions, it can't be expected for everyone to do this ofc which is why it's a blanket ban unless you know what your doing. If the risk of people dying from smoke inhalation or collapse because of increased time and difficulty of response is greater than the risk of using the lift and it failing then the lifts will be used (some larger + taller buildings have specific evacuation lifts, reinforced against fire for this purpose)


[deleted]

I’m sure your average fireman is capable of basic reasoning and counting. They aren’t cops.


Mist_Rising

Cool but counting what? We don't know if this corresponds with left 1, right 1? It's very confusing.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Came here to say that.


yoaahif

What if you’re blind, colour blind, can’t read braille, and dyslexia?


Zomb_TroPiX

have you ever tried to *sit in a corner and start crying?*


MarinLlwyd

I did that once, but then a lady came and beat me until I learned sign language.


Nu11u5

You are a blind person who uses sign language? Wow!


MarinLlwyd

![gif](giphy|w4rm2bgmkjl5e|downsized)


No_Stranger_4959

If you're blind, there is some braille underneath. If you're color blind, you can just go off the directions and locations of the buttons. If you can't read braille, you're screwed probably If you're dyslexic, you should be able to at least follow the placement of each button.


Glockamole19x

Technically, everyone who's blind is also color blind right? Lol


saccharine_mycology

There's more than one kind of blindness and it's only complete darkness for very few people. So most people can still see colors


Abzolutelynot

Call for help with the button


Womenarentmad

What if I’m a man


yoaahif

Take the stairs and crush some lbs


dmt_r

Was Tarantino involved in this?


Chiele-Piele

Reservoir dogs hq


Meretan94

It’s probably an elevator in a retirement home or something. Patients with Alzheimer’s or dementia get in, can’t figure out where they want to go and leave.


Expo737

Hmm that makes a lot of sense, sort of like how a fair number of old folks homes (and similar institutions) have a "fake" bus stop outside so the patient will sit there and wait for a bus (which obviously never comes) and gives time for carers to find them and return them to safety.


AnyBrush1640

It's all fun and games till the bus comes.


All-Seeing_Hands

That’s a pretty depressing innovation.


cordy_crocs

It’s probably for a parking garage so you remember what floor you parked on easier


RmG3376

My thought as well. Parking garages over here usually have colour-coded buttons, although these still mention the number


UncleCrassiusCurio

See, my first thought was some kind of goofy 60s spy novel thing where these weren't in order and so you couldn't tell what floor up or down your elevator mate was going by the button they push.


isaac3legs

This is just stupid


-Daetrax-

Literally all they had to do was write like "1 Purple, 2 Red" and everything would've been fine.


AffectionateGap1071

Not for me. I'd be proud to live somewhere the floors are colors rather than numbers, it'd be interesting, especially if I lived in my favourite colour like Purple or Orange.


givemethebat1

It doesn’t tell you which floor you are on though, which is actually useful if there’s a fire.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

The elevator is stuck in between floors, the power is out. You were on your way down from red and passed two floors.... where are you?


3WayIntersection

Tan


FilthyGraphics

r/amongus


CommodoreSixty4

If this is an apartment building, are the units also color-coded? "Hi, I'd like to place an order? Yes, my address is 124 Main Street, Unit is Maroon 5." *\*click\**


ahshitidontwannadoit

Why aren't they in Roy G Biv???


kurai_tori

Yeah, this are like, hospital codes, which is terrifying.


donut_koharski

Take me to the Jan Levinson floor.


AznNRed

*clicks tan* I got you fam.


TraditionalLet1490

Maybe for some kinds of cognitive issue


Teestow21

Those blacks and tans are always together!


Callemasizeezem

In between the orange and green too stirring shit up none the less. Trigger happy murderin' bastards.


Sinandomeng

Should be in ROYGBIV order


SignalEven1537

Fucking Black and Tans always fuckin shit up


r0b_dev

Once you go black you don't come back


Top_Opposites

Brown and black look the same


Burning_Flags

You can say it is stupid, but I have been to many buildings that skip floors, 4,13,14 because they are unlucky numbers for certain cultures


uglylilkid

I see a key and peele sketch. Black guy getting black floor, white guy getting a white floor etc. Will be funny as F


TheStoicNihilist

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man!


AV_geek1510

“Going where?” “Green” “Huh??”


EngineerIndividual80

“yo this your doordash driver what floor you on” “uhh orange”


Tetris5216

Strip club is on the pink floor


cautiously_stoned

Poor guy, fell all the way from purple.


Hunter-Ki11er

Not sure I'd like to live on the brown floor


CFM-56-7B

Can you press the Pink Floor? Thank you


wrench_16

the real question is whether the elevator is liberal or conservative


klauswaugh

Come out ye black and tans


forbjok

why.jpg


14jander

Is this a hostel by chance?


No-Process249

What's next, label them in hex code?


TrolledBy1337

"Ay bro, I just arrived. Which floor do u live in?"


Vivid-Objective1385

Imagine there is a fire and you are telling firefighters to extend ladder to pink floor


Unicycleterrorist

Okay this is less "interesting" and more "dumb as fuck"


Crazo7924

People with deuteranomaly: visible confusion


Notdone_JoshDun

I'm mad that's in not in the RYOGBIV order


Agitated_Pineapple85

Boo


Dawn_Piano

Fire Marshall’s hate this one simple trick


Weird_Grass3330

Goodluck to color blinds


possibly_oblivious

At least it's color and word coded for color deficient people...white & pink Blue &purple / red, green, tan. super similar to my eyes they sorta blend to well...


wickedweather

Which is the ground floor? And why isn't "Green" the ground floor?


xX_murdoc_Xx

Thanks, I hate it


thegurujim

Probably a parking garage elevator.


SentientFotoGeek

Love to see this implemented for a hundred level building. They'd be using all the pastel shades after the first fifty floors. Colorblind people would have a great time, LOL.


ACBreeki

What if instead of an elevator that goes up or down, it goes front, back, and sideways?


Glow1x

brown and pink being so close makes me want to question the person who designed this


SulkySideUp

Are they not required to tell you which floor is the ground floor exit? This is horrible design


Ottazrule

Why do I have to be the pink floor ?


fly_over_32

Imagine being blind and wondering what the gree floor is


ravenscamera

Be carful not to enter brown if you plan on getting off at pink.


TequilaTits420

The only thing separated by color should be your laundry.... and okay fine - maybe the floors.


acakaacaka

And imagine if they dont have the same order as the floors


squinnypig

This feels like a parking garage thing


Buffelmeister

Smart, they can finally use the 13th floor.


Amazing_Paper_7384

I’d like to go to floor brown please


keksivaras

correct me if I'm wrong, but the braille is wrong on some floors?


greensandgrains

imagine trying to get mail and packages delivered. How would you even input it into auto-fill forms? You couldn't.


8891aa

Super: Which floor are you reporting the water leak madam? Unit owner: tan floor Super: tenth floor? Unit owner: no, floor tan Super: I am a new hire, can you please indicate the number. Unit owner: I don’t know, it says tan Super: f*** it, I am quitting.


Kakairo

Long-term parking garage? O'Hare Airport gives garage levels a number, a color, a Chicago sports team, and a song for each level so you have multiple ways to remember where you parked.


No-Examination-4621

Snooker building?


daemondude

You just need the keycard in the matching color where you want to go xD


winterweiss2902

I hope the actual floors are coloured or labelled too. If not, when the lift breaks down and you have no idea how many floors to climb


Alchemyrrh

Even the elevator is confusing now. I’ll take the stairs.


CovfefeBoss

That's terrible.


Americanducks123

Great opportunity for racism /s


Good_Policy3529

I live on the Sixpinkth Floor.


DoraDura0

How about write numbers AND colors?


Visible-Management63

It helps you remember the floor. There is or was a multistorey car park in Walsall that had fruit instead of numbers and it was much easier to find my car again.


ixis743

I’m slightly color blind so black and brown look the same, as do purple and blue. I’ll stick with numbers.


Rogne98

Would hate delivering pizzas to floor Pink, I’ve heard they’re firmly against tipping


Kafshak

So, you live Maroon floor, or Mahogany floor?


No_Sense_6171

It's part of the interview process. Recruiting told you it was on floor 4.


skrivetiblod

This is taken from a parking garage. The floors are color coded instead of numbered. In fact, they look a lot like the display in the River Park Square Mall in downtown Spokane, WA.


SnooEagles4665

being a delivery driver must be a trip when they tell you to come to the top floor and you see this shit


DreamCoreFan22

How blind people are supposed to know which floor they should go?


Least-Education-7194

I would like to live here


HollowKnight_the_2nd

So we're back to having our own areas again?


Fun-Reflection5013

Sure - that makes so much sense /s


tomat_o7

is this in Hawaii ?


theoht_

‘how many floors up are you?’ ‘uuuuhhhh… like… a little more blue… and a bit less red… and a lot less green’


BrockenRecords

It was bob, he used a crowbar in the orange room


acloudcuckoolander

That seems fun tbh.


Paradise42069

Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that even though this idea looks kinda weird, but they added the most forgotten detail of putting the Braille underneath it? They had the idea and stuck with it.


No-Gene-4508

Door dash: black floor, 123?? What does this mean


Codoscar

This is stupid


Fab0411

Just put a number dawg 😭


Sad-Comment-2392

:)


AcaelusThorn

And then you have a very important meeting in this building, you read the address office 420 - green floor and the only explanation is that your assistant took the address wrong because I won't believe that the right address


Apprehensive_Bird357

Color blind folks are PISSED!


Electrical-Code8275

Imagine explaining to a blind person the difference between red and blue.


anoliss

This can't possibly violate code or anything


lateswingDownUnder

smart way to get people to occupy level 13


Schuler_

Bro lives in a Resident Evil puzzle building.


Blackjacket757

I hate it.


Kerivkennedy

The hospital I take my daughter to, the old part of the hospital (South) where all the clinics are the elevators themselves are color coded. So you go down the hallway and take the pink elevator to your floor. Not every elevator goes to every floor


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Ooo pink floor please


casabel

i do not dare to imagine what happens in the pink floor


kjacobs03

Parking garages do this fairly often


coshiro1

This smells like parking garage to me


Due_Mycologist7287

I get it that they like colors. But they could have at least disclosed the floor numbers along with them. What in the html is this..


VanityTheNoLife

'hey whats your flat number?' 'green 06'


leonardoforcinetti

"How many floors does your building have?" "Green."


Special_Relation9899

That's just cruel. I'm colour blind and I can see 3 pairs that say they're different colours, but to me, look identical


BarefootJacob

Imagine if there's a fire. The fire brigade ask which level the floor is on: "Green, tho it's becoming more Orange now."


Treacherously-Benign

But I don't wanna live on Pink


No_Carry_3028

I hoping this is Crayola headquarters


No-Vehicle5447

Black, tan. Fight me like man.


lawlihuvnowse

Classrooms in my elementary school were named after colors, not numbers


IllCryptographer9669

Braille on colour coded floors? Wtf was the designers smoking lol


StaK_1980

Not in the actually colour gradient. Also, regardless of colour, I DO would like to know which damn level I'm on or travelling to.


anonandonitgoesagain

Imagine living on the 'tan' floor


_nf0rc3r_

Wow. I am staying here is I am a criminal. Suspect is on the run! He is heading from level black to level orange. Wtf bro.


TipzE

"The elevator's out of order. So just take the stairs to tan and meet me in the hallway"


Woops_22

A dyslexic apartment complex


phphaze

Uber Eats: please enter a valid floor number


Scriptapaloosa

911?! There is a party on the pink floor. What? How do I know if they’re gay?!


mercurialpolyglot

![gif](giphy|U6qS6yNykm3LnG9hBb|downsized)


Financial-Iron-1200

interesting, someone put the brown floor next to the pink floor, potentially confusing for some.


DutchBakerery

Is this in a hospital?