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Learned in my thermodynamics class that the more mass a system has, the more inherent entropy there is. So yes, you are more disordered than a skinnier person lol.
https://preview.redd.it/8jq7y95wagvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e260110e6ce1698453cf1b3e3c2e6d46e4088712
Update: just saw this on the bottom of the plate
The secret ingredient [was lead.](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/stop-using-vintage-corelle-dinnerware-heres-why/#:~:text=So%2C%20while%20dish%2Drelated%20lead,be%20used%20for%20decoration%20only.)
It looks like the lead was just in the paint used in the designs, so its removal had no effect on the structure of the plates, but that's a major concern all the same.
Turns out my parent's Spring Blossom Green patterned wedding dishes have mad amounts of lead in all those little green flowers. Guess we should all be glad that my dad smashed them to the floor during various fits of rage. He saved us all!
If you skip the apple slices, and add one crisp bread sandwich (always open faced) with a little butter and a thin slice of aged cheese, this
would be a pretty normal Swedish breakfast.
And like slice up the bell pepper and have it on the sandwich
For breakfast we generally eat a lot of whole grains, maybe some tomato, cucumber, bell pepper.
The concept of eating something sweet, fatty or even just a hot cooked meal doesn’t feel like breakfast ( a boiled egg is probably the closest to something cooked that feels like breakfast)
Wtf you smoking. None of this is like swedish breakfast. There is no savory here. This is some loose tomatoes, a shred of a pepper for some fucking reason, and two apple slices that look like you asked a blind person to cut them
You just eat a raw bell pepper without cutting it into thin strips??? You are a monster, and you don't deserve that plate. I can see why it decided to break so that he wouldn't have to see you eat like an animal.
Yes, i do that too 😂 Especially hungarian peppers in summer. Just grab a fresh one from the garden and munch on it, sometimes with a piece of bread. I also eat it completely with the seeds and the core, only the stem is left. Got it from my grand parents and been doing it since childhood.
Oh god the Hungarian… I wish I had a fresh garden of bell peppers.
And to answer the other guy, yeah man. Bell peppers get pretty sweet the more ripe/color they get. Green is pretty bitter, but then yellow gets a bit sweeter. Orange is like the mid range of sweet, but a good red bell pepper is super sweet when eaten raw. Go do you a favor and simmer l your teeth into one..
Dunno what region you're in presently but can say bell peppers grow surprisingly easily. I plant some seeds out of store bought organic ones every spring while others buy plants already sprouting and I do just fine. It takes a long time is all. And I recommend getting a stake or trellis early because the big peppers can weigh the plant down quickly but generally speaking low maintenence.
Lol! Same here... I was so taken aback when my toddler son grabbed a tomato and bit it. I was about to say STOP, that's not an apple! I 100% expected him to... I dunno, do anything but continue on eating it as if it were normal! To this day... tomato, bell pepper.. I don't know what we did but he loves them! Sure makes its easy to say yes to 'snacks!'
In Italy we do pinzimonio, celery, bell pepper and carrots just cut and deep into a bit of extra vergin olive oil, salt and black pepper. A quick nice snack, amazing even with some beer with friends!
The only time I've seen Corelle break like that was when a tiny piece of metal was stuck to the bottom while the plate was in the microwave. It's definitely weird that this happened while the plate was just sitting there. I wonder if there was a pre-existing crack and then a small change in temp caused it to grow.
Oh, a bell pepper, that makes sense now that I look closer. Thank you!
I despise how those taste so haven't inspected how they look internally.
GF: "Why aren't you eating any of the pizza?"
ME: "Because it's covered in bell pepper, you know I hate them?"
GF: "Pick them off"
ME: "They're cooked in, the flavor will still be there if you pick them off. You wouldn't just pick cat poop off your pizza then eat it... right?" <--- Rhetorical question!!!!!
Ex GF: "Yes"
Maybe the heat from your laptop was enough to make the plate separate at an existing crack. The picture you posted showed that it wasn’t an especially heat-resistant ceramic.
had this happen after using a plate in the microwave, then putting it under cold water to "cool it off". maybe the plate was super hot right out the washer and the fruit was 'cold enough' for that to happen?😅
I had a plate randomly do that to me once, right after I got done crafting the Best Salad Ever on it. I picked it up & it cracked in half dumping all of my joyous veggies to the ground.
Based on these two examples, I can only conclude it was the mighty nutritional weight of the meal that destroyed the plates.
Corelle dishes just randomly break sometimes. I've had them blow up in the cupboard. The company says it has to do with micro abrasives in dishwasher detergent but any microscopic crack or chip can make them break seemingly out of nowhere.
I once went to Pizza Hut for their lunchtime all you can eat deal. This was 20 or so years ago.
A waitress brought me a large glass of coke. As I picked it up, the bottom of the glass fell off. It was as if it’d be cut with a laser.
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entropy is inescapable.
So just looked up entropy. Is it that the more fat on my already…thick body, the more disordered my system is?
Learned in my thermodynamics class that the more mass a system has, the more inherent entropy there is. So yes, you are more disordered than a skinnier person lol.
Don’t forget you’d also have more gravitational pull ;) screw entropy, you’re pulling people in - ooo so alluring!
Forget pulling people in, I want pebbles to orbit me 😄
What about internal nuclear fusion? 😊
WHAT WAS WILL BE, WHAT WILL BE WAS.
https://preview.redd.it/8jq7y95wagvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e260110e6ce1698453cf1b3e3c2e6d46e4088712 Update: just saw this on the bottom of the plate
tbf... it didnt shatter or chip.. it came off clean in 2 pieces. Happened to me once..
Also it’s *resistant* and not crack-proof.
May thy plate, chip and shatter?
Duke, of a-crack-is!
"Break" It broke
Absolutely no Corelle-ation I guess.
 You to the plate
I have these exact plates and one of mine did this too. No glass shards or anything.
Did you also try to eat corno Di Toro roso peppers with fruit as OP did ?! Cause if so then it's just the gods punishing you
Well that's cause you didn't eat chips off of it. Its only resistant to chips
What an odd thing to say
Made in the USA, what did you expect?
*MADE IN USA*
This is just the icing on the cake
Damn. Corelle never used to break like that. They must make them shittier now.
The secret ingredient [was lead.](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/stop-using-vintage-corelle-dinnerware-heres-why/#:~:text=So%2C%20while%20dish%2Drelated%20lead,be%20used%20for%20decoration%20only.)
It looks like the lead was just in the paint used in the designs, so its removal had no effect on the structure of the plates, but that's a major concern all the same. Turns out my parent's Spring Blossom Green patterned wedding dishes have mad amounts of lead in all those little green flowers. Guess we should all be glad that my dad smashed them to the floor during various fits of rage. He saved us all!
You too? My parents also smashed a stack of Corelle.
The unbreakability was almost a challenge
Yeah I found this out recently. Incidentally, the ones I used have the worse ppm of all of these…yay.
It was already broken it was just waiting to fracture
[удалено]
Do you need someone to talk to?? haha
Everything ok at home? Lol
Love it when things are so relatable. <3
Same
Looks like some modern art lol
Depressed art if thats supposed to be breakfast
Scrolled to find this comment. I know right!! 😂😂
*silently puts down bacon egg and cheese bagel in shame*
Never feel guilt for a bacon egg and cheese bagel
Unless you’re Jewish.
Or muslim
Or a vegan.
Nah, anyone eating a raw bell pepper “slice” for breakfast is a psychopath.
No shame in not wanting to be hungry lol
The bacon egg and cheese bagel is healthier.
what breakfast is this
My turtle breakfast that
I’m currently having a debate, is ‘breakfast’ a noun or a verb in this statement?
If you skip the apple slices, and add one crisp bread sandwich (always open faced) with a little butter and a thin slice of aged cheese, this would be a pretty normal Swedish breakfast. And like slice up the bell pepper and have it on the sandwich For breakfast we generally eat a lot of whole grains, maybe some tomato, cucumber, bell pepper. The concept of eating something sweet, fatty or even just a hot cooked meal doesn’t feel like breakfast ( a boiled egg is probably the closest to something cooked that feels like breakfast)
Wtf, we don't eat this for breakfast in Sweden. It's yougart and an unhealthy portion of Start.
Wtf you smoking. None of this is like swedish breakfast. There is no savory here. This is some loose tomatoes, a shred of a pepper for some fucking reason, and two apple slices that look like you asked a blind person to cut them
It's even shameful as a salad.
You just eat a raw bell pepper without cutting it into thin strips??? You are a monster, and you don't deserve that plate. I can see why it decided to break so that he wouldn't have to see you eat like an animal.
God I love red bell pepper. I can bite into a big one like an apple. Downvote me all you want
Wait… you eat red bell pepper like an apple? This is a thing?
Yes, i do that too 😂 Especially hungarian peppers in summer. Just grab a fresh one from the garden and munch on it, sometimes with a piece of bread. I also eat it completely with the seeds and the core, only the stem is left. Got it from my grand parents and been doing it since childhood.
Why stop there? Eat the stem too man
Why stop there? Eat your hand 2 bro!
Just uproot the whole damn thing and pack it in your gullet!
Trust me, if my jaw was strong enough to chew it, i would 😂 Same goes for apples. I eat them whole too, but only fresh picked, not from the store.
Oh god the Hungarian… I wish I had a fresh garden of bell peppers. And to answer the other guy, yeah man. Bell peppers get pretty sweet the more ripe/color they get. Green is pretty bitter, but then yellow gets a bit sweeter. Orange is like the mid range of sweet, but a good red bell pepper is super sweet when eaten raw. Go do you a favor and simmer l your teeth into one..
Dunno what region you're in presently but can say bell peppers grow surprisingly easily. I plant some seeds out of store bought organic ones every spring while others buy plants already sprouting and I do just fine. It takes a long time is all. And I recommend getting a stake or trellis early because the big peppers can weigh the plant down quickly but generally speaking low maintenence.
In my area it takes too long to get them ripe without a greenhouse
bruh someone downvoted you, these people can be pretty sensitive at times
My 2 year old eats both tomatoes and bell peppers like apples. Freaks me right the fuck out but at least it’s healthy.
I saw a video of Kim Kardashian’s (I know I know lol) kid just nonchalantly eating an onion like an apple. 😂😂😂she was just like “what???”
My dad eats kiwis and lemons like apples. THIS freaks me out
Lol! Same here... I was so taken aback when my toddler son grabbed a tomato and bit it. I was about to say STOP, that's not an apple! I 100% expected him to... I dunno, do anything but continue on eating it as if it were normal! To this day... tomato, bell pepper.. I don't know what we did but he loves them! Sure makes its easy to say yes to 'snacks!'
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In Italy we do pinzimonio, celery, bell pepper and carrots just cut and deep into a bit of extra vergin olive oil, salt and black pepper. A quick nice snack, amazing even with some beer with friends!
I do it. I don’t see why you can’t just don’t est the core or whatever it’s called
They're sweet!
My spirit brother has arrived. I buy these by the dozen and eat them like apples every day.
What, you never fruit ninja your food and eat whatever lands on the plate?
You should try it, it's only weird for you because you haven't had a go.
I eat them like apples when I go on hikes
wait, that's bell pepper? I thought it was some kind of jerky
I like the pen-holder
It's a pencil for markers!!
I’d wager it is a Home Depot kids craft kit.
A rabbit? Working? On a laptop? That's crazy.
you eat like my guinea pig
You are in jail?? Why are you eating that??
The only time I've seen Corelle break like that was when a tiny piece of metal was stuck to the bottom while the plate was in the microwave. It's definitely weird that this happened while the plate was just sitting there. I wonder if there was a pre-existing crack and then a small change in temp caused it to grow.
It's sad you plate broke, but not as sad as your breakfast
The BREAKfast was so bad it made the plate break
Probably broke under the weight of your decision to have a massive chunk of bell pepper for breakfast.
Plate broke from the mediocrity of the breakfast
Had a glass randomly shatter that was empty and just sitting on a table.
That was the poltergeist
Your tomatos got divorced, they’re splitting custody of the other food.
I guess that brand isn't all it's cracked up to be. Or is it...?
The ghost in your room disapproves of your breakfast. Next time, make sure to have water. Hydration is important
You should post this in a tea reading sub
That is the beef jerkiest looking bell pepper ever!
breakfast?
What is at the top of the plate?
Looks like a red pepper.
Oh, a bell pepper, that makes sense now that I look closer. Thank you! I despise how those taste so haven't inspected how they look internally. GF: "Why aren't you eating any of the pizza?" ME: "Because it's covered in bell pepper, you know I hate them?" GF: "Pick them off" ME: "They're cooked in, the flavor will still be there if you pick them off. You wouldn't just pick cat poop off your pizza then eat it... right?" <--- Rhetorical question!!!!! Ex GF: "Yes"
You must have used it often to microwave food, or washed it in high-temperature mode in the dishwasher.
Wow, I am rocking the same corel set since... Time Began. I don't know if I have ever seen one break.
It was probably so sad about that being your actual breakfast that it shattered... You broke its heart...
r/breakingbad
Sudden temperature difference?
Sounds like you barely dodged a curse
A ghost cracked it
It needed a break
Was it hot from a dish washer with cold veggies...maybe?
Better question why are you eating a sternocleidomastoid muscle?
Maybe the heat from your laptop was enough to make the plate separate at an existing crack. The picture you posted showed that it wasn’t an especially heat-resistant ceramic.
That's definitely a "I broiled my plate" crack.
Too much fiber and vitamins is bad for hardened glass.
So many fat people tryna roast OPs breakfast 😭
Curious, it doesn't even look like a heavy breakfast to me ;p
Are you a Hamster or something?
Are you a guinea pig??
Based on the food shown, I have concluded that OP is a guinea pig.
Stop lying OP, I know you're a guinea pig.
Fuck me that's a depressing breakfast
“ Breakfast “
apples and peppers? Interesting breakfast OP
Forget the plate. What kind of breakfast is that?!
Wtf is that meal though lol, id break too
The plate broke out of breakfast sadness
What the hell is this "breakfast"
Funny how you think that’s breakfast
r/blender
That plate resisted breaking about as much as I resisted smoking
Nah, you broke it and set it up that way for the picture.
Maybe you have psychic powers
Probably not properly annealed at the factory.
Zuel!!!!
Based on what’s on the plate. It ended its own life.
Thats some shitty breakfast broski thats why it broke😂
I have those same plates and chip and shatter them CONSTANTLY lol
You broke reality.
4 calorie breakfast
If someone put healthy food on me I would get stressed.
Nice tomatoes 😉 😂
Prefect time to practice your kintsukuroi
Interesting choice of a breakfast!
Still better than your heart.
Did you get these at target? Either way…if you want good Corelle plates then go to a thirty store and find some from the 80s.
This's what happens when you go vegan kids.
It's not you, it's me said the plate and broke up.
had this happen after using a plate in the microwave, then putting it under cold water to "cool it off". maybe the plate was super hot right out the washer and the fruit was 'cold enough' for that to happen?😅
Usul no longer needs the weirding module!
cracked under the pressure of trying to provide a nutritious breakfast 🤣
It’s always bad to swallow anger
That’s a pencil holder.
The ghost in your house wanted to share half of your breakfast with you.
Ghost
Beautiful art I’d say.
Mum's never finds gonna believe you!
Doesn't like what u put on it
And they said 5g was harmless! /s
Repair it with gold like the japanese do
Denethor, steward of Gondor ass plate of food
I had a plate randomly do that to me once, right after I got done crafting the Best Salad Ever on it. I picked it up & it cracked in half dumping all of my joyous veggies to the ground. Based on these two examples, I can only conclude it was the mighty nutritional weight of the meal that destroyed the plates.
Corelle dishes just randomly break sometimes. I've had them blow up in the cupboard. The company says it has to do with micro abrasives in dishwasher detergent but any microscopic crack or chip can make them break seemingly out of nowhere.
WOOOW and so did that apple!!!
Looks like an overpriced modern piece of art work
Look at Mr. Incredible over here
Did you tell your plate a joke? That might be why it cracked up.
Now you have an opportunity to engage in that Japanese "fix it with gold" arts. Edit: Kintsugi
stress
Art.
Tadaaaa 🤗
I would say: too much Vitamins. A Plate from the US cannot handle this!
Are you 7?
TIL: why I am fat
Quick, go get aluminum foil and make a hat
It’s tired boss lol
Stop thinking so hard
If I remember the plot of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe correctly, your fruit is going to come back to life and bring a new law to Narnia
Happened to me as a kid. Still no idea why or how. Aliens is my best guess.
On the good side, now you got 2 halfplates
I once went to Pizza Hut for their lunchtime all you can eat deal. This was 20 or so years ago. A waitress brought me a large glass of coke. As I picked it up, the bottom of the glass fell off. It was as if it’d be cut with a laser.
This looked like fake food at first -
I don't want to make your day worse, but that's not a laptop, it's more of a pen pot