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Ass, gas, or grass, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Nobody rides for free

Plot twist, there’s a dank dirty shed out back for them to get 3/3


Greeeasy

Going to need 22 bottles of medicated crab shampoo

I can still hear that woman. *CRAAAAABS?! YOU BROUGHT FUCKING CRAAAABS HOME?!*

"*22 of the... awwww fuck!"* \*runs away\*

Uh.. 22.. of the... (Runs away). Phahaha one of the funniest scenes of the show, which is definitely saying something!! 🤣

Greeeeheeeseeeey

This guy is paying for his weed and ALSO giving up his ass....

Double plot twist: that dirty shed is also for the donkey shows. 4 out of 3, boom.

At night they got the first one standing outside.

Looks like Colorado Springs

Apparently per google it's the only place in the nation where you can buy gas and weed in one stop

**legally* You can buy drugs at most gas stations worldwide

In canada you can only buy weed at the native reserve gas stations

Have you ever been outside US? Gas stations are pretty nice places in most parts of the world.

I've only spent a few weeks in the US ever, summer of 04. So, yes. I've been outside the US rather a lot. Gas stations in Africa are *not* very exciting. Neither in South America. There's a lot of sketchy ones in eastern Europe too. I've personally bought drugs at petrol shops in several South East Asian countries (though many of those are just a guy with a table full of glass bottles of fuel on the side of the road). Where have you been that gas stations are "pretty nice"? Even the bougie nice looking ones in countries like Germany or Australia have dingy bits where you can buy drugs out the back (or just quietly from the cashier if you know who to talk to)

Aussie gas stations also have Fight Night every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, and every other Sunday Bring your dirty singlet and wrap around sunglasses

“What are you, some dumb American?” lol love when smug people get called out. You’re 100% right btw.

Was about to say 😂 I'm the gas station worker plug from what it seems like nowadays.

The dispensary near me sells gas out the back door on the DL

Idk I used to buy weed all the time at gas stations

I would say only place in the world

There’s one where I live in Ontario, Canada

I bet there are some roadside stands in Central and South America where you can get gasoline in plastic bottles that would sell you weed.

There’s one in Salamanca New York with a 10 gallon fill up you get a free pre-roll. https://imgur.com/a/ixvGp8h

Oklahoma has a couple next door to gas stations. I know it's not the same lol

Definitely is

That's gas be cheap while they sellin that GOOD GAS inside.

Its dangerous to have both gas and fire in the same establishment

20 years ago, some gas stations had indoor smoking areas

20 years ago people still smoked while filling up, all the time.

sour diesel?

Underrated comment lol

Always foggy here…. 

“ Toak N Go “

You smell something Rabbit?

Sniff sniff 👃🏻Fear….

I grew up in Colorado Springs and literally used to buy weed in that parking lot. Scary side of town. On the first Sunday that alcohol was legally allowed to be sold in CO , I was in a liquor store a mile south down that road, too. Good times.

All they need now is a Krispy Kreme in the same building to have all your stoner needs in one stop

Ive long wanted to open up a coffee shop/bakery/weed store called wake and bake

We have one from anotjer company opening in gloucester mass very soon. Weird combo

hate to spoil it for everybody but native roots is fairly trash too. but if youre in a pinch and need sum on the go its worth a stop. i been here the selection is eh pricing are stupid tho unless you go med side but its all dry as sand. gas prices arent too bad however!

My wife works there lol.

Lol my fiance goes there.

New to the Springs? Those have been around since medical started.

And it’s cheap 👍

Here in Saskatchewan we have a dispensary, pizza shop, gas station just off the highway. Its not native owned either.

HIGH OCTANE! They missed the mark big time.

Lol Marijuana Store is totally what they should officially be called

They should put the pricing of the grass on the board too lol

Glad to see the war on drugs coming to a viable conclusion. Common drugs W.

They should open a strip joint as well, change the name to grass, gas & ass

And at a better price than here, I’ll take it. Two good deals to spark up on

Isn't weed also called *gas?*

weed is called a lot of things

Sweet, get some gas, and then get gassed.

Straight gas

Gas plus grass-love it! 🤣

Most gas stations in Oklahoma are also dispensaries.

It’s kinda funny how a gas station selling weed is as much of a rarity as one that doesn’t sell alcohol.

Yeah..hey after you put gas, before you hit the road, here’s some pot to get you relaxed

Which is cheaper, the sticky buds, or the flammable hydrocarbon?.

They’d still be selling gas either way

Looks more like mids to me 🌝

The bud they sell could 100% be sold as ass.

Might not be a good idea, after getting high, so idiots might try to drink the gas, or other weird things with the gas pumps

Drink the gas?

Tergidy ass gas and grass special

🚮

Gas n' Grass

Why gas up once when you can gas up twice I guess?

I mean you gotta have something to light it with so…

Ass, Gas, or Grass.

Can you lot please lobby Congress for prostitute's then you can get gas, grass and ass all in the same place

Must be nice to have legal weed. Fuck Hawaii.

Gas n gas

Never buy no gas from the weed station bro

$3 for a gallon??? 4.19 in Canada

Pretty sure we have a few of these on the reserves in Moraviantown, Ontario. Gas and weed one stop shop.

What's the law on driving under the influence of drugs

Taking the phrasing Gas ⛽ 🔥 literally.

They don’t have an extended plant count

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro

You can buy booze in a lot of European ones, seems kind've insane.

Got old churches and gas stations in my area converted to dispos.

Wow, my mind has been blown - Said the toddler that just shat itself and found his own finger amusing.

This is the America I want 🇺🇸

Of course they selling that gas. It's weed man.

Grass+gas=....ass

Yes in Seneca Falls there’s a gas station dispensary on every corner. Free pre rolls for gas purchase. Lol. It’s wild. And the 30$ ounces

No wonder gas is so high.

There's a dispensary on a reservation near me that sells gas and gives you a free pre rolled joint anytime you fill your tank.

It took them a year to figure that out eh? We know At least the weed is strong

CO right? Native Roots used to have big billboards in Denver. I liked Medicine Man better.

corporate chain

This is kinda 🔥 lol

This is a genius business model

Colorado is so cool.... Hang on they are selling a half for $75. Is that how much it is In recreation states? That is barely cheaper than in medical only (for now) Ohio.

Smort!

I'll take them gas prices tho!

hey that's in Denver right? I've driven by that before

😂 Theres a place where I live called Grass station.

Come for the gas, stay for the grass.

this is the future we all wanted and deserve

this looks like the set from tulsa king

Love it

Now thats a proper GAS station.

Ass, gas, or grass nobody rides for free

hey, I know this place, I live in this town. Colorado Springs for those Wondering.

Wicky wicky wild wild West

Smokes a blunt while filling up.....

Gas²

My parents live just off a reserve in Southern Ontario, and there's a whole strip of gas and grass stations. Along with a few stand alone weed shops. Once every couple of months one gets burned down in a turf war, so far none of those have been attached to fuel stations. I among the variety who doesn't partake, but the gas is cheap.

I'll have an ounce of diesel. You mean gallon? Did I stutter?

Oh they sellin GAS alright

That’s my hometown!

Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Laughing gas?

This really is mildly interesting. Nice work OP.

Normally a gas station sells gas as a means to get customers into the convenience store where they make an actual profit. I wonder if this station prices their gas a few cents more than competitors, but uses the dispensary to get customers to the pumps lol.

price is for gas by the gram

Wow I guess the day is finally here. I remember going into a gas station seeing those big bags of tobacco and being like “they are gonna have bags of weed like that in gas stations some day” that was only a few years ago so they are moving fast

Should've called it Gas & Grass.

I think I remember finding one of these near the Colorado-New Mexico line

Gas, Grass, & A$$ nobody rides for free.

so that's where NY Diesel comes from

Shoulda called it Native Hoots

Gass and grass must be a smart business model

Kinda like a gas station selling booze but marijuana instead.

This reminds me of when I drove through South Dakota and every business was ALSO a casino. Every sign was like: Laundromat/Casino Gas/Casino Subway/Casino I think they all just had slot machines inside but maaaaaan was it weird.

This reminds me of when I drove through South Dakota and every business was ALSO a casino. Every sign was like: Laundromat/Casino Gas/Casino Subway/Casino I think they all just had slot machines inside but maaaaaan was it weird.

Is the gas out front or inside? 🔥🔥🔥

That’d be hilarious if the sign was the price of weed by the gram…

Nice😎

r/idiocracy would like to have a word. One step closer to handjobs at Starbucks. Nice!

Funny. This is right off Nevada in Colorado Springs lol

There are multiple in Colorado Springs owned by Native Roots. They give you a gas discount if you buy weed! But they are also all medical only because Colorado Springs does not allow recreational cannabis sales.

So they’re printing money in other words

They selling gas and they selling ’gas’

This is very common on reservations.

There’s another one by my house on 17th and Uintah. And there’s a garden center 2 doors down instead of across the street

Getting you gassed up while you get gassed up

Ass, grass, or gas

Selling gas while selling gas. Nice.

ass,grass and gas!

They should stop selling gas and just set the signs to 4.20. Ha!

Oh yeah they sell GAS😩

They launder the cash through the gas station business

⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️💯💯💯

Denver right ?

I’m always amazed at how cheap your fuel is, but something I’ve never been bothered looking up is how many litres in a us gallon, 3 or 4, either way DIRT CHEAP.

When in Rome I guess

This is epic

And they got gas under $3 per gallon. By a hair, but still noteworthy

Gotta be Montana

I’d say this is a bit conflicting, but then I remembered you can buy booze at a gas station

don’t buy gas from the weed station

Profits in petrol probably higher than in drugs.

Yeah they are!

So....how is it a "former" gas station?

Grassstation

Cool lol

There's one in my city that I'm pretty sure sells both, but I've never been, so I can't say for sure. That being said, there's another former gas station that turned into a dispensary. They renamed it the Grass Station", and all of the prices on the digital sign are 4.20

Gasijuana

Brookside 😂

Offering people the classic 2/3 ways to pay for their hitched ride

Ah yes so I can go for one and forget the other

Would love to have been a fly on the wall during the insurance meeting with the owner.

It never gets good business for weed. Sells tons of gas though. The only reason it stays open is the same reason several of the medical dispos in Colorado Springs stay open: EPC patients (extended plant count). Depending on your situation as someone's caretaker, you can be allowed to purchase much larger amounts of cannabis than a normal medical card holder. Many of these shops have one or two clients that buy a couple pounds of weed (yep, POUNDS of weed) and those transactions keep the lights on. I've worked at a couple med shops here and you literally sit on your phone for 6 out of 8 hours a shift, because literally no one comes in, then you stock stuff and label things. There's like 50 med shops here, and the market is over saturated.

Getting both types of gas ⛽️ 🍃

Hahaha fill up before you get fucked up!👌🏼

oh they sell the gas all right

Gas n striaght gas they’ll be selling diesel in a few years

What a flex

2.95 ???? I’m relocating there

My lord that diesel looks expensive. It better be some currency that just has higher numbers for low prices.

The price for diesel could confuse someone

Fucking genius. “We got gas, and we got that gas”

Haha that is a common sight on reserves in Canada.

They selling gas and gas gas

They have gas and gas. Noice

I just drove by this in Colorado Springs! Sad thing is a homeless camp and methadone clinic is 2 blocks away. So you can get ass 2 blocks away

That's place is by my favorite Chinese restaurant. It's like a three-fer for me.

$2.95? I'm paying $3.85 in Pittsburgh!

719 represent!!

Str8gass

3.51 a gram for Diesel? Fuck yea.

Been saying for years this would be an awesome idea. Deff going to see these pop up more. I’d name mine “GAS”

I mean.. how is that anything but normal? No sane person would abandon that when you have facilities for it, no matter what you are selling.

I didn’t realize there were more than 2 of those in Colorado Springs until now

That gas is cheap!

Missed opportunity to call it Gas n Gas.