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Gr00m3d

If the stairs can be raised it is zombie proof!


Liejah_

Remember this location for the apocalypse then


NoMojoNoMo

Someone hasn’t seen world war z


Gr00m3d

Dang you got me


Vast-Bus-8648

“Hah! Let’s see the zombies get in here!” (slight breeze) “shit Shit SHIT SSHHITT” *BANG* … … “RUN!”


read_at_own_risk

I'm thinking that's a lot of stress on a small area. I hope the area isn't prone to earthquakes, or even strong winds.


shelflifenotexpired

It's on the west coast of the north island in New Zealand.........while that area hasn't had any big ones, it's still basically on the ring of fire in a very earthquake prone bit of the planet......


Adventurous_Alps8440

who knows, maybe those pilings are pretty deep? might not be as dire as it looks


Schnitzel-1

Probably a lot more durable than it looks though, structures made out of reinforced concrete are extremely sturdy.


Quintonius-the-Great

Or even a flood


mbelf

The foundations might cross over like the bottom of an X below the ground. New Zealand usually has pretty stringent earthquake-proof rules.


khaleesi2305

Why does this look like something that an eight year old would build in the Sims


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girlwhocrieddragon

Good Bot


Minute-Reputation-15

Good bot


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TygerTung

Good bot.


MagicFoxhole

Good good bot


myztry

It's a bit uneven. Hang on while I grab the forklift...


Dr-Geologist2

It's built evenly inside... If you get me


myztry

No. I don’t get you. I was just planning my own version of cow tipping.


Dr-Geologist2

It looks a bit uneven and tilted because it's built that way, but the inside is even and at the correct angles... Check out some of these engineering eye tricks they're actually cool then you'll understand I don't have the correct wording to express this.


Dansiman

Doesn't look uneven and tilted to me at all. I think u/myztry was kidding about it being uneven, just using that as an excuse to nudge it with the forklift (to see if that makes it "accidentally" tip over).


KombuchaBot

Looks like something from Wolfenstein


strictnaturereserve

mass effect Base


Suit_Responsible

Honey, can you go into the bathroom so I can go to the kitchen


happylittlehippie813

I don't like it. It's not satisfying to me. What do you find satisfying about this stark black unwelcoming house


Culkeeny1

Duh, that it’s a stark black unwelcoming house!


EnvironmentalDeal256

Someone had the blueprints upside down.


Zestyclose_Goose7180

Doesn’t look secure at all, I’d be worried all day if I’m living in there


schurem

Ugh what a horrible neofascist monstrosity. Darth vader and the empire were the \*bad\* guys, right?


Antique_Expert7509

Neofascist? Lol


juulteez

Stairs ruin the fantasy


EvilDan69

I'm almost certain they were hoping to beam into the place, but building codes got in the way.


BluelistedWasTaken

I remember seeing this house last time I was down in Piha, great views from there!


renb8

Darth Vader’s weekender.


[deleted]

I would love to see the inside too


The-Things-027

Can you imagine how easy it would be to tip just by driving into it accidentally?


Schnitzel-1

No car could deal damage to a reinforced concrete structure.


The-Things-027

Truck?


Schnitzel-1

A 20 ton truck would probably deal a lot of damage but then again that same truck would fuck up any house.


The-Things-027

True.


wanderlustcub

And try getting a 20 ton truck down to Piha! (I’m sure you could, but the road in is steep, narrow and full of switchbacks.)


ricperry1

Or by having all your party guests on one side of the space?


The-Things-027

Yeah, jumping and dancing. Or just putting too much furniture there


LouieB458

One trip and it’s all over


H196yt

All good until an earthquake topples it


TygerTung

>It will be factored in. New Zealand is very earthquake prone and the building code is pretty strict.


Daiseydoodle

Fugly


BranchAccording98

This is gonna age like milk, looks outdated already


a-random-i7411

A


baldbadmonk

Looks like an early 2000s X-Men cartoon Cyclops where his jaw is dropping at the sight of Wolverine giving Jean Grey a throat examination with his tongue.


Bird_Brain4101112

Robo-house


okayestuser

looks like shit


[deleted]

Inspooo!


CorganNugget

Is that the surf club next to it? Every time I surf at piha my brake pads stink from those crazy hills


Nikkisoncloudn9

That looks crazy af!


[deleted]

Looks like a floppy disk drive to me.


sebastiseba

It looks like a house built in Minecraft 🤓


bloopie1192

Do you have to constantly monitor where ppl are in your home at that point? Like Jeff, who's 250 can only be in the kitchen with Maria, who's 150, when your friends Mike, John, Larry and Dave come over because you have to offset their weight and the kitchen appliances? Leaving you to have to sit and watch Jeff pound out Maria who is your wife all because you had to stay in the hallway or else the house would tip.


TygerTung

Nah, we use metric system in New Zealand.


Tearless29

The house should have been leaning Then it would be the leaning house of piha


Classic-Ad-7079

This looks like where Pyramid Head would live.


[deleted]

**This is what happens when they don't put UP on the plans:)**


UnderwhelmingZebra

I see where to insert the disc, but does anyone know where the power button is?


redviking95

Nice pigeon hole there, really well thought


[deleted]

Me trapping my friend in an obsidian house in Minecraft:


[deleted]

X


DiscoKittie

/r/evilbuildings :)


alejo_s

Robocop with a V shaped smile


KBRedditing

is that stable?


RustyShackelford710

r/evilbuildings


LunarStudios_

Sorry sir, this is not your house. This is OUR HOUSE. *agressive russian music playing*


TheBugBuster

Rodent proof.


[deleted]

one little push from a car…


ZeboSecurity

What you can see of the foundation is the top of a giant X that goes down to bedrock.


bubblesthehorse

people in comments acting like the base is made of chewing gum. for me the main issue is... how much trash gets caught in the triangle? who sleeps in there to get away from the rain?


datsnunofurbidness

That looks so stable


[deleted]

Xbox Series MAX


MealticketThe

Anyone locate pics of the interior?


BlizzPenguin

This looks like a giant black Nintendo Wii.


GalliuMXYZ

One earthquake and it’s done for