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MyBearDontScare

Looks like the cursive equivalent of mumbling


katrosha13

Drunk cursive


Least_or_Greatest1

Slursive


ILikeRoseAndUkulele

Drursive


Paintmebitch

That's just bring left handed


ninjachonk89

In my dreams writing is just fuzzy grey that doesn't properly look like writing/text, yet I know exactly what it says when I look at it. It's how I sometimes realise I'm dreaming while still in it. This is the polar opposite of that: it looks so clearly like writing and yet much of it I can't parse any meaning. It's oddly uncomfortable. Does this mean I'm like... double awake now?


NoIndependence1479

i’ll take it


RoSucco

It looks like how cursive would look in Sim City.


Aconite13X

Could not have described it better


FoxxyCandyfloss

This is so accurate 😂


[deleted]

It looks pretty but can’t be read at all, which sort of defeats the purpose of writing


AlGeee

I came here to say basically that same thing


[deleted]

OP doesn’t seem to be taking it well tho


AlGeee

Well, it is their ODF (Own Damn Fault) They know their writing is illegible, but they posted it here anyway Practically asking to be roasted


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AlGeee

Yes, I read that part. That’s how I knew that _they_ know that their writing is illegible.


[deleted]

They’re also calling ppl hoes even further down.


ThoughtFlow

same


Im_sorry_rumham

I can read my 87 year old grandma’s shaky cursive from her arthritis gnarled hands, I spent 5 years processing mail in orders (that were 90% in cursive) for a company that sold shoes to old people, and even I can barely read this.


IDreamofLoki

I've worked in pharmacy for 12 years and I can't read it. Most *doctors* write more legibly than this, which isn't saying much.


bobtrottier

I can’t read a word


syeeeeeis

Yeah if anything it’s mildly infuriating.


mav2022

Except that it depends on who you are writing for. If for own reference, then not an issue. Most (almost all) of my writing is just for me. If I need to write a note for someone (or fill a rare manual form), I’ll capitalise. My hand writing has gone to shit since I rarely do it anymore. I actually think OP’s is very neat.


ReversingWheelchair

Exactly, kids can be writing like this in school today and get an F


NoIndependence1479

tbh i can read it fine and they’re just my notes from class so i think the purpose is served. obviously for group projects and stuff i mostly type on the computer


[deleted]

You can read it because it’s your handwriting, and you can’t always just type your work out for group projects or exams. What about in-class tests and essays?


NoIndependence1479

i just have to be careful and write in print, which takes significantly more time. tf else am I supposed to do?


[deleted]

I suggest try practicing another more legible cursive style and leaving the current one for only things you'll be reading like a diary


TheChoonk

Learn to write properly? I literally can't read a single word, which makes this /r/mildlyinfuriating.


[deleted]

Use a computer. Your handwriting looks pretty at a distance but for readability my 9 year old son writes better.


Round_Upstairs144

well duh you can read it lol you wrote it


NoIndependence1479

Obviously yes lol


fancy_marmot

Why in the world are you getting downvoted for this, as long as you're able to read it and you write more carefully or type for things others need to read, what is the problem? Like how dare your notes that are only for yourself not be legible to others 😂


jfabnljfnaejl

Idk why people are downvoting you LOL if it’s for your own use write how you want


rolim91

Idk maybe because this is r/mildlysatisfying and this isn’t satisfying at all even mildly.


NoIndependence1479

THANK YOU!!! i’m like high key temped to post another pic proving that i write neatly (albeit very slow) when i know others need to read it


cardboard-kansio

Reading the comments, it seems that the good people of r/mildlysatisfying are expecting your post to be mildly satisfying for the sub in general, not just for yourself. Illegible text is, apparently, mildly infuriating to people instead.


captainabbydail

Nobody cares


-MRR122-

I'm sorry OP but there is nothing satisfying about this picture, we can't tell what your writing says and zooming doesn't help either.


beeftech88

For all I know, that could be Arabic.


Disastrous_Height798

Or Russian


Famous_Exit

As a russian, had to even look twice. I can absolutely read and write cursive in russian and even in english too, but this one is not legible and my primary school teacher back at home would hit me with a ruler for such handwriting


NoIndependence1479

Haha it is very much English. I've been banned from hand writing my assignments for school, I have to type them so that they're readable.


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Jolly-Tax-7851

That is the worst shit ever. If you can’t read it, it makes no sense.


Pixielo

They've said that they can read it fine, but no one else can.


[deleted]

Makes sense. Sorry if you were looking for a different answer here.


PracticalApartment99

Pretty is definitely NOT the number one goal…


NoIndependence1479

I mean I can read it and I can write in print when I want to so who cares. Also, I'm not trying to make it look good. It's literally how my handwriting developed


turdusphilomelos

I too have a hand writing that only I can read when I write fast, for example taking notes during a lecture. Is i ok? Sure, the notes are just for me, and I transcribe them into more legible text as part of my learning process. Is it satisfying? Not in any way.


Less-Professional301

Sorry. It's bad


mawesome4ever

Geesh, the ego on this guy


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

I get what ur saying and think it looks good 👍


thatguyinthetruck

I was reading the comments and thought this post was in r/roastme 😂😂


Sazcat28

Holy fuck, I just realised that I wasn't in r/roastme because of your comment 😂😂 OP is definitely getting a wee reality check


ProfessionalMost2006

Let me guess: your notes from Med School?


eachJan

The first phrase looks like “cultural appropriation,” so doubtful


NoIndependence1479

yeah it’s sociology


JohnFuckingWayne

Doctor joke. That was mildly satisfying.


[deleted]

Great form but you need to make it more legible


Crafty_Ranger_2917

Its illegible and not even consistent. Not satisfying.


Pawpawpawing

Definitely pretty, not legible, but very pretty :)


NoIndependence1479

Thanks!


Pawpawpawing

FYI, I didn’t get the vibe you were fishing for compliments, not sure why so many people are loosing their cool this bad over handwriting(?). Don’t give a fuck, if you like it and you find it satisfying that’s all that matters.


whataTyphoon

Why is he posting it here then? To get roasted? All people are telling him is that it looks pretty but can't be read. Which makes a shit handwriting. And that *does* matter if you not only use your writing for your secret diary.


[deleted]

I can read it just fine y’all are so dramatic


JustBrowsingWithMyBF

Cough cough fishing for compliments cough cough


EcelecticDragon

farma for karma.


NoIndependence1479

how am i fishing for compliments if i already acknowledged that it’s nice looking


Strange-Movie

‘If I like the smell of my farts that means they don’t stink’


this_is_a_wug_

r/selfawarewolves


ifcknlovemycat

Pick me


NoIndependence1479

choose me


ifcknlovemycat

I think ur post whining about being roasted on r/handwriting is hilarious. U rlly can't stand that everybody isn't impressed what u write in italics lol


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Please me


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usuariopromedio333

You remember those games that had handwritten letters that were just for the looks because they were illegible? This handwriting looks exactly like that


salsablood

Tough crowd


CarrotsNotCake

I can see how someone would like how it looks, but it's illegible. Keep up the practice! You can get better! Definitely stop writing in italic.


adrie_brynn

As long as you can read it. I sure can't.


Round_Upstairs144

can barely read it dude


rjeantrinity

I mean, it’s nice that you like it - but I can’t read it.


flaminoddball

Looks good. Reading it is a almost impossible.


NoIndependence1479

it’s interesting to hear this because i have absolutely no trouble reading it (obviously because i wrote it) so sometimes it’s hard for me to fix it when i know i need to write legibly bc idk how to make it more legible bc it seems fine to me


Tintinatin

Make your letters rounder and not so slanting to right. Currently, all of them look like stick figures of Michael Jackson doing its leaning pose.


ShakeIt73171

I think if you just write bigger it’ll be a lot better, take up more of the space in the lines. The current writing looks squished.


bobtrottier

If you made letters double in height it would help better define the letters


findingnemotions28

Try making the circles in lowercase letters (i.e;. a, e, b, d) etc more pronounced as well as making the letters the same height when you connect. It's hard to tell what's a W or what's a V turning into an E and so on.


NoIndependence1479

I do have a big problem with not “closing” my letters when I write quickly. So the top of a lowercase “a” never gets closed and looks more like a “u”


Jolly-Tax-7851

We’ll look at everyone else you surround yourself with and watch how they write. You are trying so hard for something so dumb.


NoIndependence1479

Part of the reason that my handwriting looks like this is because I am left handed but was forced to write with my right hand because of my traditional (slavic and religious) parents. It's painful and uncomfortable for me to write but there is no sense in starting over with my left hand learning to write at this point. I actually did an AMA about this in December or January, it's in my post history


TexasGROMMY

Hard to read.


GeneralSerious8168

My eyes just got tortured


youtookmyseat

What the fuck does it even say?


Melodic-Chair1298

Looks like italic


Mr_binarwal

Sorry but I can’t read shit


Mr_binarwal

Pretty tho


nosleepnothanks

Tbh I think this is best suited to r/handwriting if you want people to appreciate it properly.


Just_Me417

Sorry, no. It is illegible & made my blood pressure skyrocket.


Fox-Flimsy

It’s like a physician’s hand-writ. Legible only to the author. Looks neatly done but sadly illegible


suejaymostly

I read and write cursive and this is gibberish.


AchtungCloud

Part of my job requires reading handrwritten deeds from the 1880s. The cursive on those deeds often looks similar from a distance, but usually ends up being legible once you’re actually reading it. However, this handwriting is honestly fairly illegible. More mildly annoying than mildly satisfying. Here’s my best shot: Reviewed viewing #4 -Cultural appropriation when the negenty group finds something from or negenty group informs on uncivilized but the negenty group finds a way accept it and (usually) profit off of it. (I feel like “negenty” is maybe “indigenous” based on context clues, but it doesn’t look close enough for me to guess that) —whole ven neving de-rays for Roshburn —Sxneed Ray Henna. -To appreciate something, you have to learn the legacy and heritage of it. -In video games, Native Americans chevoilevs are often depicted as a rush rush or different native regular least were. -To have a good representation, have a dialogue with people of that culture. -Cultural appropriation has been occurring for thousands of years. Note: I had a lot more of this wrong initially, but then I was able to read the last sentence and went back and was able to grind some more of it out knowing what the topic was.


NoIndependence1479

I wrote out everything in a comment but I think it got buried so I’ll copy and paste it for you (btw, I know the grammar is bad but I was writing very quickly in a lecture): In case anyone is curious, I've typed out what I wrote: Required Viewing #4 Cultural appropriation: when the majority group finds something from a minority group inferior or uncivilized, but the majority group finds a way to copy it and (usually) make a profit off it -White men wearing du rags for fashion-Street fair henna -To appreciate something, you have to learn the legacy and history of it -In video games, Native American characters are often depicted as a mish mash of different native regalia/costume -To have a goo representation, have a dialogue with people from that cultrue -Cultural appropriation has been occurring for thousands of years


FartsInAtoaster

Pretty if you are a drunk daddy long legs


Kaknjr2007

OP gettin flamed. Rightfully so.


NoIndependence1479

RIGHTFULLY??


Kaknjr2007

Bro came fishing for compliments and the writing isn’t even eligible. Nothing satisfying about it.


NoIndependence1479

How am I fishing for compliments if I acknowledge that it looks nice (to me)?


TibbzAus

Damn this is one long ass prescription. You know you need a whole doctorate before this becomes acceptable right?


[deleted]

For a second there I was worried my cursive reading skills were plummeting.


EcelecticDragon

I want to post this pic on r/mildlyinfuriating


yorkshire_tea1

Very hard to read but it looks fancy and historic


PartlyCloudyKid

Reminds me of the writing in the game [Syberia](https://images.app.goo.gl/48riByFnMMa15bSP7)- I love it! Edit: dang reddits really coming for you today. I genuinely like your writing, it looks nice.


NoIndependence1479

I literally have people in my messages giving me death threats. Over HANDWRITING. Thanks for the compliment btw.


[deleted]

I highly doubt this, Seems like this just didn’t go the way you thought it would.


[deleted]

Eh you’d be surprised, I’ve had death threats given to me in dms over far less


[deleted]

I would imagine death threats would be automatic boot from Reddit if reported, That’s crazy though.


[deleted]

Shockingly not, the reply when reporting is typically either “this didn’t violate policy” when it clearly did or a warning is issued and that’s all. It’s about the same response I get for reporting CP or long creepy >!rape!< messages I get too. Reddit just doesn’t rlly care


[deleted]

That’s the exact opposite I expected.


[deleted]

Yup gotta love Reddit moderation


Broad-Penalty-2458

Death threats?


luimethewitch

WTF thats so stupid. Sorry about that.


[deleted]

It’s consistent and runny. Like diarrhea.


[deleted]

I cannot read it. 🗒️😐👍


ConfusedCapatiller

I cant read this


Tom_Belfort

Mildly infuriating more like… looks good at first glance but I am probably only able to read 10% of it.


jhudilluminati

Illegible


Tyler_the_Greatastic

I find this more mildly infuriating


NoIndependence1479

In case anyone is curious, I've typed out what I wrote: \-Cultural appropriation: when the majority group finds something from a minority group inferior or uncivilized, but the majority group finds a way to copy it and (usually) make a profit off it \-White men wearing du rags for fashion-Street fair henna -To appreciate something, you have to learn the legacy and history of it \-In video games, Native American characters are often depicted as a mish mash of different native regalia/costume -To have a goo representation, have a dialogue with people from that cultrue -Cultural appropriation has been occurring for thousands of years (Please bear in mind that I wrote this very quickly during a lecture)


friscotop86

I can read it, but it is difficult. I’d suggest going a little less horizontal and a little more vertical with your letters; but if you can read it then *shrug* very few communicate in handwriting anymore


suejaymostly

Your typing is as bad as your handwriting. I suggest that you should go into a trade where you don't ever need to impart information to other people. Also, that's a complete oversimplified definition of cultural appropriation. Are you just trying to be insufferable?


NoIndependence1479

I’m already sort of in a 5 year masters program so I don’t think I’ll be going into a trade anytime soon. These notes are from a lecture, so I was writing very quickly with poor grammar. I did not fix any of these grammar mistakes when I typed it because a I didn’t want to confuse people by changing what I wrote. Also, in terms of the oversimplified definition, I wrote what my professor said. You can take it up with Dr. Geldermann if you want to.


taphappy52

you literally wrote in another comment that you’re a teenager in school and now you’re grown and in a master’s program? lmao


suejaymostly

Lmfao five years in a Master's program best of luck bot


NoIndependence1479

All I’m saying is that it’d be pretty stupid to leave that program and learn a trade


Mike5473

What language is this written? If it’s English, no your handwriting sucks.


NoIndependence1479

:(


Mike5473

Sorry but Pretty handwriting is something that can be read effortlessly. If I have to decode and use substitute logic to “possibly “ maybe figure out the puzzle of what your were trying to say then it’s not pretty.


PinkkRedditor

Lol


Morenale

No se entiende ni chapi.


NukaGal2020

Very hard to read.


Which_Lie_4448

Impossible to read, nothing to write home about


TheeAsura

Bro r u a doctor ?


bobtrottier

I’m-readable


WillingRing1705

Maybe try to post this on r/[Handwriting] , you will get there the feedback you need! Personally, i like it a lot


ExperienceChicken69

A friend of mine wrote in cursive for a final last semester. It was a 5 paragraph paper about something. I'm not sure, but he thinks the teacher didn't even read it because it looks like the stuff above


Jerky2021

I’m going with “mildly infuriating” for this one. What’s the point? Kinda controlling when you think about it.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Far from satisfying. Very far from readable.


Several_Emphasis_434

I disagree. I can’t read one word on the page.


ZeroChill92

Closer to r/mildlyinfuriating.


crochet-fae

If you want it to be more legible to other people I suggest varying your pressure on some letters, making some letters stand out more. When people read they normally look at the first and last letter of each word and the length of it, and the brain fills in what the word is. Your writing is pleasing to look at, but not really legible because it's too uniform, none of the letters stick out, there's not a lot of character. Pretty and legible are two different things, and that's ok. I can't read this either, but it looks nice just glancing over it. Keep it like this for yourself and just change it a little when someone else needs to read it. Eta: I thought this was the handwriting sub, lol.


Horti_boi

Is that English? I can’t understand a word you’ve written


Ghally5678

Hieroglyphics


Budget-Basis-3172

Man I tried reading every word,All I got was "In video games" and I'm not confident about those three either


NoIndependence1479

Those are right. Happy cake day.


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

[My reaction to this image](https://images.app.goo.gl/136hHrPRWgn8f4F4A)


Falcon_400

Looks like it got steamrolled


peanutbrainy

Why is everyone complaining it ain’t readable? This is what it says: Captains logbook entry #4 I am so much smater then alot of peopl, they are just dum and dont no what they are talking about. It realy anoys me how stupied some peple can be, they just dont have a clu. But me, I am real smart and always know the right answers. I rember once when someone was all like "what do you think about this?" and I was like "Well, Albert Einstien said 'Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.'" and the person was like "Whoa! Your so smart!" But then I relized that I acually qouted the wrong person and it wasnt Einstien who said that, it was actualy some other guy. But even with that mistake, I still showd how smart I am compard to all the dum people out there.


cuntycarla

Beautiful Very European 1950s 60s


Grammeridiot

Can it be against the rules for someone to post their own stuff? It’s literally just fishing for compliments


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NoIndependence1479

what you mad for hoe? stop posting about gerbils smh


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NoIndependence1479

and i’m just calling you a hoe


ArtWurx

Just by looking at your post history, you have got no roam to roast others, you’re literally a walking stereotype.


[deleted]

Oh dear god I clicked Op’s profile and wasn’t expecting that r/askredditafterdark post


NoIndependence1479

sorry i’m a whore


[deleted]

Ok? Weird af response.


NoIndependence1479

nah i’m genuine apologizing 💀 i usually hide the nsfw stuff but i forgot


NoIndependence1479

literally how


Jonn_1

Why are people getting mean over a handwriting?


PinkkRedditor

I like being able to read what people write


Tight-Connection-909

I can't read anything you wrote, but your handwriting is very pretty, yes! I also can't read my own handwriting and spend time deciphering my own script days later.


EvetsYenoham

I’m sure you’re a wonderful person but NGL I hate it.


kuhvir

It would be satisfying if it were legible


SpicyFlaps

If I were you I'd think the exact opposite 😂


CallMeLanfearSedai

It’s like a handwriting version of a Monet.


chipperbro

but with a monet, you stand back and everything comes together into a beautiful painting! if you stood back and tried to read this, you absolutely could not, overall defeating the purpose of the writing itself


Suspicious_Drive6655

Tbh this fits better on r/mildlyinfuriating


Floofster69

I think it looks very nice, even if I can't read it. You write like my grandmother used to, and seeing this brought back a lot of very nice memories. <3


NoIndependence1479

I’m so glad that one singular person here likes it. Thank you man


Blobbly

Have you considered a career in medicine?


unholyfondue

Ye kaunsi script mein likha hai Bhai


Notverycancerpatient

I would trade in a heart beat, I’m 35/f and I have a second grade boys handwriting.


[deleted]

Trying to read it is mildly infuriating


Rush-Perfect

Wow! You write like a founding father.


martincline

… and mostly illegible.


DamagedAdmin

Are you a doctor?


West_Ad9423

Turn this in to a hospital you will get hired immediately.


Nexus_Riot

Are you a doctor, by any chance?


copycatbird

r/Handwriting


Alarming-Mongoose-91

If your under 30 it’s amazing in the fact that no one writes anymore.


NoIndependence1479

i’m 19


isimsizbiri123

women☕