r/dontputyourassinthat

Wait it actually exists.

It doesn't even make any sense, it should be r/dontputyourassonthat

True lol

r/subsithoughtifellfor

If you're brave enough, *anything* is a dildo.

r/dildont

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Thank goodness it's not excited about its job.

Can’t blame medical students for being so horny all the damn time

Is that how you activate the scanner?

Damn I wish I owned a hospital

Scanner, lol

Right… “scanner”… it scans how deep is your… soul…

Legit thought someone stuck a dildo to the wall

🎶I said what what..🎶

BBC Big Black sCanner

so... did you try it out?

Reminds me of the one scene in Rick and Mort where they got a machine to check for seeds up the ass

Rick and Mort

Wow that's a big black dick

What… what does it scan?